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	~~Full uncorrected text (3/18/25) of~~ [~~https~~:~~//the~~.~~satanic.wiki/images/f/f2/The_Black_Flame_2%281%29.pdf~~ The Black Flame Vol. 2 No. 1].		[[File:The Black Flame Volume 2 Number 1.png\|thumb\|alt=First page of The Black Flame Vol. 2, No. 1.\|[[Media:The Black Flame 2(1).pdf\|PDF with full scan]]]]
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	The end result promises to be a world dictatorship of proportions undreamt of by any Communist dictator. Jesus and Jehovah, so the Christian vision has it, will sit on thrones, within a city constructed of precious stones, attended by servants. (Rev. 22:3).		The end result promises to be a world dictatorship of proportions undreamt of by any Communist dictator. Jesus and Jehovah, so the Christian vision has it, will sit on thrones, within a city constructed of precious stones, attended by servants. (Rev. 22:3).

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	So much for Communism and Christianity being antithetical. They are, rather, contending but parallel systems for world power, having similar origins, motives, methods and goals.		So much for Communism and Christianity being antithetical. They are, rather, contending but parallel systems for world power, having similar origins, motives, methods and goals.

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	What has Satanism, with its respect for the creative individual above the mass, and its opposition to herd-conformity and the attendant collectivism, to do with Communism? This writer can't see Marx being a Satanist, but he can visualize Jesus as a proto-Communist agitator, which is the way the trendy liberal theologians visualize him also, to the annoyance of their Christian-Right cousins.		What has Satanism, with its respect for the creative individual above the mass, and its opposition to herd-conformity and the attendant collectivism, to do with Communism? This writer can't see Marx being a Satanist, but he can visualize Jesus as a proto-Communist agitator, which is the way the trendy liberal theologians visualize him also, to the annoyance of their Christian-Right cousins.

	<blockquote>Fostering the good-for-nothing at the expense of the good is an extreme cruelty. It is a deliberate storing up of miseries for future generations. There is no greater curse to posterity than that of bequeathing them an increasing population of imbeciles.		<blockquote>Fostering the good-for-nothing at the expense of the good is an extreme cruelty. It is a deliberate storing up of miseries for future generations. There is no greater curse to posterity than that of bequeathing them an increasing population of imbeciles.<br>


	''Herbert Spencer''<br>'''Principles of Sociobiology (1881)'''</blockquote>		''Herbert Spencer''<br>'''Principles of Sociobiology (1881)'''</blockquote>

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	(Next quarter, Part 2, ''Socrates & Plato'')		(Next quarter, Part 2, ''Socrates & Plato'')

	~~ehalice~~ in ~~Wondel~~'~~land~~		==Chalice in Wonderland==
	by Richard de Lago		''by Richard de Lago''

	Seducing Serpent. I will partake of your tempting fruit of wisdom and drink the ambrosial chalice of fulfillment, while shunning the poisoned cup of humility.		Seducing Serpent, I will partake of your tempting fruit of wisdom and drink the ambrosial chalice of fulfillment, while shunning the poisoned cup of humility.<br>Make the black flame of pride radiate its sinful light to illuminate the shadows of ignorant self-abasement; borne of specious lies.<br>Destroy the simpering televangelists idiotically sobbing their irrational commandments of self-denial.<br>For my virtues I have earned the right to abide in the dwelling place of Abbadon so I may join the revelries of the damned in Hell forever.<br>Shemhamforash!
	Make the black ~~flan1e~~ of pride radiate its sinful light to illuminate the shadows of ignorant self-abasement; borne of specious lies.
	Destroy the simpering televangelists idiotically sobbing their irrational commandments of self-denial.		<blockquote>'''CHURCH OF SATAN'''
	For my virtues I have earned the right to abide in the dwelling place of ~~Abaddon~~ so I may join the revelries of the damned in Hell forever.
	~~Shemhan1forashl~~
			FOR INFORMATION: send a self-addressed, stamped envelope or four IRCs to: P.O. Box 210082, San Francisco, CA 94121</blockquote>

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-t  white, this_ will be a much-consulted addition to your
+==ODDITORIUM==
-  library; keep The Magician's Dictionary on hand for
+''by Peggy Nadramia''
-without shuffling through a lot of uninteresting material. In a non-judgemental fashion, the author lays Crowley's follies and foibles at the reader's feet, while leading him through a moveable feast of wacky events and silly people. But Wilson also points out that Crowley's acceptance of human free will firmly establishes his significance as a thinker as well as a flaunter of fiascoes and a drug addict.
+''The Magician's Dictionary: An Apocalyptic Cyclopædia of Advanced Magic(k)al Arts and Alternate Meanings'' by E.E. Rehmus. (Feral House, Los Angeles, 1990; softcover, 301 pages, $12.95).
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	<blockquote>HAPPY BIRTHDAY DR. LaVEY!<br>11 APRIL, XXV</blockquote>		<blockquote>HAPPY BIRTHDAY DR. LaVEY!<br>11 APRIL, XXV</blockquote>

	THE CHURCH OF SATAN		==THE CHURCH OF SATAN==
	by Blanche Barton		by Blanche Barton

	~~\ ODDITORIUM~~		''A History of the World's Most Notorious Religion!''
	~~• by Peggy Nadramia~~

	~~ii' Ill Ill~~		Twenty-five years ago, on April 30, Walpurgisnacht, 1966, Anton Szandor LaVey shaved his head and declared the beginning of the Age of Satan. From that moment on both the famous and the infamous have found their way through the doors of the Church of Satan, with LaVey as its diabolical "Black Pope."

	~~A History~~ of the ~~Worlc~~(s ~~Most Notorious Religion~~!		Blanche Barton, Anton LaVey's authorized biographer, gives a straight-from-the-shoulder account of the many strange and sensational events (some heavily documented by a media blitz, others related for the first time anywhere) that surrounded LaVey and his thousands of followers as they ushered in a new era of indulgence and carnality, based on pleasure instead of self-denial. Miss Barton details the evenings spent with La Vey's Magic Circle, peopled with artists, writers and filmmakers whose names will be familiar, and points out de-facto Satanists throughout history, such as Benjamin Franklin, who would, LaVey is sure, have been in favor of a "United Satanic America!"

	~~Twenty fiv_e years ago~~, ~~on April 30~~, ~~Walpurgisnacht, 1966, Anton Szandor LaVey shaved his head and declared the begmnmg of the Age of~~ Satan. ~~From that moment~~ on ~~both~~ the ~~famous and the infamous have found th · way through the doors of the Church of Satan,~~ with ~~LaVey as its diabolical 11Black Pope.11 eir~~		In addition, Miss Barton outlines the direction this ever-growing organization is taking today, in her chapter "Satan's Master Plan." And she lays it on the line with what every reader will want to know: "How To Perform Satanic Rituals." Clearly, no topic has ever been so hot; can you afford not to own this book?

	~~The Magician's Dictionary~~: ~~An Apocalyptic Cyclopredia of Advanced Magic(k)al Arts and~~
	~~' J,lternate Meanings by E.E. Rehmus. (Feral House,~~
	~~1,os Angeles, 1990; softcover, 301 pages, $12.95).~~
	~~Takes the "occultnik" out of~~ "~~occult~~." ~~The l~~,~~lagician 's Dictionary takes modern occult~~
	~~$111inology and puts it under the magnifying glass of~~

	~~hardcover~~, ~~269 pages, $15.95).~~		Publication date: June, 1990
	An amusing sojourn into the scams and follies of humanity throughout history until today. The author looks into historical fabrications, lies told about our most cherished heroes, myths concerning American Presidents, corporate lies, consumer lies, politics, Hollywood, sex and hoaxers. There's even an

			THE CHURCH OF SATAN by Blanche Barton<br>ISBN 0-962328-62-6 / Cover price: $8.95<br>5.5" X 8.5" / Softcover, perfect-bound<br>Includes photos

	~~Blanche Barton, A ton LaVey's authorized ?iographer, gives a straight-from-the-shoulder account of the man,~~		Order Now!

	~~ionality, making the obscure intelligible. If you've~~
	~~·er wondered at the meaning and relevance of~~

	~~instructive chapter at the end: "Looking For Lies:~~
	~~How to Know When Someone is Lying To You." I~~

	strange and sensat10nal events (some heavily documented by a media blitz, others related for the first t' ) anywhere)_ that surrounded LaVey and his thousands of followers as they ushered in a new era of indulg tme and arn hty, based on pl asure_instead_ of self-denial. Miss Barton details the evenings spent with Lav: , Magic Cucle,_ peopled with a_rt1sts, wnters and_fil1:1makers_ whose names will be familiar, and points out
	~~de-f cto _Satanists~~ !~~hrough ut history, such as BenJamm Franklin, who would, LaVey is sure, have been in favo of a 1 United Satanic Amenca!11 r~~

	n add!tion, Miss BaIJon outlines th directio this _ever-growing organization is taking today, in her chapter Satas aste Plan. And she ays 1t on the lme with what every reader will want to know: "How To Perform

	J dortain terms and jargon used in 11magickal" treatises other fringe element literature, but didn't want to i;i,de through a morass of mushheaded writing to find a,11t, then this is the book for you. Rehmus' presentation is quirky, refreshing, anything ·but dry.
	~~\ 'fhe book is organized alphabetically and illustrations,~~
	~~1 !&grams and photos abound. Not every listing here is intended for those interested in ceremonial magic; there are many helpful hints for the stree(-wise~~

	~~guess The History of Bullshit would have been an indelicate title, but that's what this book en compasses. Instructive for all practitioners of Satanic magic and principles, and fun for all ages.~~
	~~Aleister Crowley: The Nature of the Beast by Colin Wilson. (The Aquarian Press, Wellingborough, 1987; softcover, 174 pages, £5.99).~~
	~~Wilson takes a down-to-earth yet open-minded look at Crowley's life and more importantly, the~~

	~~Satanic Ritual1s~~. ~~Clearly~~, ~~no topic has ever been so hot; can you afford not~~ to ~~own this book?~~		Send $8.95 plus $1.50 shipping and handling in check, money order, or bank draught in U.S. funds to:
	~~Publication date~~: ~~June. 1990~~

	~~pJRCtitioner of Lesser magic as well~~, ~~most notably~~, ~~the~~		HELL'S KITCHEN PRODUCTIONS, INC. P. O. Box 370, Times Square Station, New York, NY 10108-0370
	~~definition of "Mystery -- to keep the mouth shut."~~
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	~~development of his ideas about magic~~. ~~Like The~~		<blockquote>Yes, I don't want to miss THE CHURCH OF SATAN. Please send me ____ copies at $8.95 plus $1.50 postage and handling ($5.00 for overseas orders) each for a total of $______.
	~~Magician's Dictionary, this book serves as a helpful shortcut~~ for ~~those who want~~ a ~~basic understanding~~

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	t white, this_ will be a much-consulted addition to your		t white, this_ will be a much-consulted addition to your

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	''Herbert Spencer''<br>'''Principles of Sociobiology (1881)'''</blockquote>		''Herbert Spencer''<br>'''Principles of Sociobiology (1881)'''</blockquote>

	~~Drat; I was bemg solicited dJTectly for one of my hoards of witchy knowledge. Could I hold back the goods while keeping my friends?~~
	~~Wanda pressed further. "You sew, don't you,~~
	~~Honey? I know you can't buyall those things."~~
	~~The cat almost snared a cherry as my hand slipped on the dessert plate. "Sew? Moi? Do I look like Betsy Ross?"~~
	~~"Now there's an archetype," murmured Whitey.~~
	~~Wanda insisted. "Tell me, Honey; where'd you get the purple sheath?"~~
	~~Ishtar, Demeter, Madame Bathory, I murmured~~
	~~to myself.~~
	~~"Where?"~~
	~~"All right, all right! I'll sing!"~~
	Wanda was right, witches; it's damned hard finding the right "little thing" these days. If the Lords of Fashion aren't trying to dump you into a pair of droopy drawers, then they're swathing you in distressed denim, or asking you to wear a tie. Jockey makes pantyhose now, for crying out loud. Are you going to buy hosiery from a company that made your dad's shorts twenty years ago?
	~~The first place to look, especially if you're~~
	~~going for character appeal, is in the thrift shops, used clothing stores and antique boutiques, in that order.~~
	~~These clothes are not only unique and dripping with style and magic, they're cheap. Even if you have to~~

	with the seamed stockings and padded bras. And Victoria's Secret (1-800-888-1500) carries some hot daywear _along with their pretty nighties. Anpther little catalog find of mine was the Vermont Country Store (1-802-~~362-4647); they have all-cotton garter belts in white or black.~~		==Stalking The Wild Witch-Wear==
	~~Of course not all of us consider a size 12 a~~		''by Honey LaSalle''
	~~"large." Fleshy~~ '~~women have an even to gher time finding sexy clothes, mainly because des_1gners and manufacturers assume that any extra flab-is meant to be covered and obscured. Those new large-size companies won~~'t do you any good; they s ll mainly tents, pajamas and big, big sweaters. Leammg to sew might actually be a good idea, here, but! c nalso recommend Lerner (1-800-424-2005); theIT sizes o_n most items go up to 20, and while _they carry t etr share of slave clothes (distressed demm and tee shrrts) they also have some sexy little separates and dre_sses.
	~~Don~~'~~t feel you have to have a closetful of~~
	clothes to be a Satanic Witch, either. A handful of drop-dead outfits that get them where they live is sufficient. I had this little pink number once that I wore out, ladies; did you ever have a dress that you knew you could always count on to succeed where obvious value and intelligence failed? I mean, the fabric in the seat was paper-thin and even Signific nt Other said he wouldn'~~t be seen with me. It was with~~
	~~many a tear that I relegated i t? the rag i e. Sigh.~~

	~~To Marx~~ and ~~Jesus~~ the ~~enemy~~ is the		My Significant Other was with the other husbands, boyfriends and just plain guys in the living room, discussing those "men things" the ladies are bored to tears by -- namely, old comic books -- when one of the frumpier witches started complaining -- again -- about how hard it is for her to find the right thing to wear. "I mean, if it's snug-fitted, it'll have a neckline that's practically Victorian; if the neckline plunges to a vee, then the skirt is flared and halfway down my calf. Where can I get a dress that doesn't apologize, in one way or another, for being sexy?"

	~~have them drycleaned later~~, ~~doesn't this dust from~~		I concentrated on keeping the cat out of the cheesecake I was dividing, but I knew it was coming. "Honey, where do you find all those dear little things you wear?"

	~~Well,~~ the ~~men finally ftmshed deetdmg who had~~		Drat; I was being solicited directly for one of my hoards of witchy knowledge. Could I hold back the goods while keeping my friends?

	~~bourgeoisie/the rich: "A rich man shall hardly enter into the kingdom of heaven... It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the Kingdom of God~~." ~~(Matt. 19:23-24).~~		Wanda pressed further. "You sew, don't you, Honey? I know you can't ''buy'' all those things."
	~~"But woe unto you that are rich! For ye have received your consolations! Woe unto you who are full! For ye shall hunger." (Luke 6: 24-25).~~

	~~Fostering the good-for-nothing at the expense ,!ii of the good is an extreme cruelty. It is a deliberate j~~, ~~storing up of miseries for future generations.~~
	~~There is no greater curse to posterity than that of 1 bequeathing them an increasing population of imbeciles.~~
	~~Herbert Spencer~~
	~~Principles of Sociobiology (1881)~~

	~~past lives make them a little more interesting? And~~ don't ~~overlook Mom's attic or Grandma's cedar closet; chances are these ladies were about the same shape as~~ you.
	~~Department stores could probably yield the occasional gem but the hype~~, ~~hype, hype when~~ you ~~&et in there~~ can ~~tend to dissolve your resolve to buck~~

	~~better powers -- Green Lantern or the Flash -- and Wanda had a notebook full of suggestions from moi. Hope she looks better at our next ritual and really gets~~
	~~the juices flowing. .~~
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	~~HAPPY BIRTHDAY DJl~~. ~~LaVEY! i~~
	~~11 APillL, XXV~~
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			The cat almost snared a cherry as my hand slipped on the dessert plate. "Sew? ''Moi?'' Do I look like Betsy Ross?"

			"Now there's an archetype," murmured Whitey.

			Wanda insisted. "Tell me, Honey; where'd you get the purple sheath?"

			Ishtar, Demeter, Madame Bathory, I murmured to myself.

			"Where?"

			"All right, all right! I'll sing!"

			Wanda was right, witches; it's damned hard finding the right "little thing" these day's. If the Lords of Fashion aren't trying to dump you into a pair of droopy drawers, then they're swathing you in distressed denim, or asking you to wear a tie. Jockey makes pantyhose now, for crying out loud. Are you going to buy hosiery from a company that made your ''dad's shorts'' twenty years ago?

			The first place to look, especially if you're going for character appeal, is in the thrift shops, used clothing stores and antique boutiques, in that order. These clothes are not only unique and dripping with style and magic, they're cheap. Even if you have to have them drycleaned later, doesn't this dust from past lives make them a little more interesting? And don't overlook Mom's attic or Grandma's cedar closet; chances are these ladies were about the same shape as you.

			Department stores could probably yield the occasional gem but the hype, hype, hype when you get in there can tend to dissolve your resolve to buck the trends and go for genuine feminine appeal. The last time I entered Macy's, Oscar Wilde-like young men were spritzing me with Roses, Roses and offering me pre-moisturizing sealing toner as a free gift. They had commercials playing on TV sets suspended overhead, in case you forgot what to buy.

			I shop out of catalogs; if that makes me a Yuppie, too bad. Wanda, I got the purple sheath from Night'n Day Intimates (1-800-832-8288); it came with matching elbow-length gloves. Wait'll you see the slit-up-the-sides gold lamé dress they have, and the island sarong, and the black mini with the belly- button viewport... Girls, Frederick's of Hollywood (1-800-323-9525) can still pack a whallop, with sexy dresses and suits you can wear to the office along with the seamed stockings and padded bras. And Victoria's Secret (1-800-888-1500) carries some hot daywear along with their pretty nighties. Another little catalog find of mine was the Vermont Country Store (1-802-362-4647); they have all-cotton garter belts in white or black.

			Of course, not all of us consider a size 12 a "large." Fleshy women have an even tougher time finding sexy clothes, mainly because designers and manufacturers assume that any extra flab is meant to be covered and obscured. Those new large-size companies won't do you any good; they sell mainly tents, pajamas and big, big sweaters. Learning to sew might actually be a good idea, here, but I can also recommend Lerner (1-800-424-2005); their sizes on most items go up to 20, and while they carry their share of slave clothes (distressed denim and tee shirts) they also have some sexy little separates and dresses.

			Don't feel you have to have a closetful of clothes to be a Satanic Witch, either. A handful of drop-dead outfits that get them where they live is sufficient. I had this little pink number once that I wore out, ladies; did you ever have a dress that you knew you could always count on to succeed where obvious value and intelligence failed? I mean, the fabric in the seat was paper-thin and even Significant Other said he wouldn't be seen with me. It was with many a tear that I relegated it to the rag pile. Sigh.

			Well, the men finally finished deciding who had better powers -- Green Lantern or the Flash -- and Wanda had a notebook full of suggestions from ''moi''. Hope she looks better at our next ritual and really gets the juices flowing.

			Me - I always read ''Vampirella''. Ta, witches.

	~~Ill~~		<blockquote>HAPPY BIRTHDAY DR. LaVEY!<br>11 APRIL, XXV</blockquote>

	THE CHURCH OF SATAN		THE CHURCH OF SATAN

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	~~The Myth of 11Satanic Communism11~~		==THE KING OF YELLOW==
	~~byK Bolton ·~~		''by Max''

	~~·-:~~.~~iaii~~		It was nearly fifteen minutes before dinner was scheduled to begin with the first seating of the dining room. All of the waiters and captains were in the bathroom adjusting their bow ties and straightening their tux jackets or just finishing a last cigarette before going out on the floor.

	.		Golden Boy from San Diego looked more than a little perturbed. Since he was working on my team, I asked him what was wrong.

	It was nearly fifteen minutes before dinner was scheduled to begin with the first seating of the dining room. All of the waiters and captains were in the bathroom adjusting their bow ties and straightening their tux jackets or just finishing a last cigarette before going out on the floor.		Apparently, while he and his fiancee were shopping, two guys in a car had made some rude remarks to the lady. In anger and indignation, Golden Boy yelled for the two to come out of the car and apologize. The response was wild laughter and a few obscene gestures from the offenders before they drove away from the curb. Golden Boy, furious, threw his sunglasses to the pavement, screaming for the bastards to come back.
	~~Golden Boy from San Diego looked more than a little perturbed. Since he was working on my team, I asked him what was wrong.~~
	Apparently, while he and his fiancee were shopping, two guys in a car had made some rude remarks to the lady. In anger and indignation, Golden Boy yelled for the two to come out of the car and apologize. The response was wild laughter and a few obscene gestures from the offenders before they drove away from the curb. Golden Boy, furious, threw his sunglasses to the pavement, screaming for the bastards to come back.
	Al, an ex-biker from New Orleans, was popping studs into a tuxedo shirt which covered enough skin art for a sideshow attraction. "Y'know, I had the same problem a buncha years ago," he said. "There were

	Q. 't		Al, an ex-biker from New Orleans, was popping studs into a tuxedo shirt which covered enough skin art for a sideshow attraction. "Y'know, I had the same problem a buncha years ago," eh said. "There were these two assholes making remarks to my old lady while we were walking around in the French quarter."

			Golden Boy looked at him. "So what'd you do?"

			"Simple," Al replied. "I simply whipped out my hose (penis) and let loose with the golden juice (urine)."

			Golden Boy was astounded. "What did they do?"

			"They rolled up their window as fast as they could and got outta there."

			I laughed as I compared the two approaches to the same problem. On one hand, the civilized and "enlightened" person could not seem to rise to the situation, whereas the Lycanthropic person with his quick and very primitive approach turned a normal function into a tool of revenge.

			My God!" Golden Boy looked incredulous. "Don't you have any social graces?"

			"Yeah," said Al, shrugging into his jacket. "But at least I didn't break my sunglasses."

	~~these two assholes making remarks to my old lady while we were walking around in the French quarter."~~
	~~Golden Boy looked at him. "So what'd you~~
	~~do?"~~
	~~"Simple," Al replied. "I simply whipped out my hose (penis) and let loose with the golden juice (urine)."~~
	~~Golden Boy was astounded. "What did they~~
	~~do?"~~
	~~"They rolled up their window as fast as they could and got outta there."~~
	I laughed as I compared the two approaches to the same problem. On one hand, the civilized and "enlightened" person could not seem to rise to the situation, whereas the Lycanthropic person with his quick and very primitive approach 1urned a normal function into a tool of revenge.
	~~"My God!" Golden Boy looked incredulous. "Don't you have any social graces?"~~
	~~"Yeah," said Al, shrugging into his jacket. "But at least I didn't break my sunglasses."~~
	I think that said it all.		I think that said it all.

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