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The ABCs of the Alphabet

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WikiGOD: /* Letter A */

[https://archive.org/details/abcshow Archive.org] description:
:a weekend of telling stories for an internet livestream way back in 2004... Shane Bugbee hosts with co-hosts Doug Mesner & Amy Stocky. the concept was to do a radio show without the need of a specific topic or guest to lean upon, this was meant to mock talk radio shows who have to cling to topics rather than the talk, the story, the communication to a listener... this was to practice and strengthen the art of telling a story as well as create a 30 min radio show for an internet radio station and podcast.

''Transcripts with timestamps to the right of the speaker are fully auto-generated and unconfirmed by manual effort.

=Letter A=
{{Audio|url=https://archive.org/download/abcshow/abcshow_a.mp3}}

''[music plays]''
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgmdnxtz3Bo Song: The Three Stooges: Swinging the Alphabet]
[music stops at 01:46]

==Introduction==
01:46 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Hello, let's put that on pause. Doug. (Doug Misicko, faintly: Yes.) Can't even hear you. Try it again. [faintly: I don't know]. Try it again, Doug. (Doug Misicko: Okay.) ah, there we are. Very good. Amy. (Amy Bugbee, faintly: Hello.) Can't barely hear you.

02:04 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:Hello, hello.

02:06 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Didn't I teach you how to talk into the mic?

02:09 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:I'm talking right into it.

02:12 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:All right. What's up. We're reprives-''(sic)'', priving-''(sic)'' Our role- pre-. How do you say that? Reprising? Yeah. (Amy: Reprising?) Something. We're re-enacting our roles in the 9/11 broadcast right now. (Doug Misicko: Married and stupid.) Yeah, but this time Doug isn't refusing to talk.

02:28 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Now I did last time, remember?

02:33 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Your ride's here. So what we're going to do is 26 half-hour shows. And the only thing we have to go on is, they're all going to start with the letter A or B or C, something like that.

02:45 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:In order of the alphabet?

02:48 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:And we we wrote down lists of things, and we talked about doing for an ''hour'' show, and bands that start with the letter A or B or C. We really don't have a name but- (Amy Bugbee: The Alphabet Show?) The Alphabet Show. Doug says "The ABCs of Hate", that- you know, how typical. (Doug Bugbee: Filth.) (Amy Bugbee: Filth, was the-) Filth, how, how- your brother would be disappointed.

03:08 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Yeah, he probably would he'd say, "Typical."

03:12 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Yeah. That was the best thing about meeting him? "Eh. It's expected."

03:15 '''Doug Misicko '''
:It should be the ABCs without W. (Amy Bugbee: Why no W?) 'Cos our world is a world without "W".

03:20 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:What do you mean "without W"?

03:24 '''Doug Misicko '''
:You know, they call the president, "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_W._Bush W]."

03:27 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Our world is dominated by W (Doug Misicko, raising his voice: But, I'd rather, I'd rather it wasn't!) This is A. And speaking of A, ''asshole''...

03:32 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:Hey, I got my [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_White_Stripes White Stripes] CD out.

03:36 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:No, no. We're talking A, now see? (Doug Misicko: ''[laughing]'' "C"?) Asshole. Animosity. Aggravation.

== Anencephaly ==
'''Doug Misicko '''03:43
:An-en-ce-phalic. (Shane Bugbee: Oh, hey man-) (Amy Bugbee: Atrophy.) That's my favorite A word.

03:47 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Nah, you can get the fuck out.

03:48 '''Doug Misicko '''
:No, it means born without a brain.

03:50 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Really? What is that word again? (Doug Misicko: Anencephalic.) Now you're gonna try to start a school?

03:54 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Yeah, it's like Joe Coleman's Jr. You know, the kids with the collapsed heads in little jars and shit.

03:59 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:That's what happened to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_(musician)#Personal_life Prince's kid].

04:01 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Pickled babies.

04:02 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Wow! So that is- what happened to Prince's kid? An-a-phallic-jalic? ''(sic)''

04:06 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:Born without a brain. [''Ed note: Amiir Nelson's death was due to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pfeiffer_syndrome Pfeiffer syndrome], not anencephaly'']

04:07 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Oh, really? Did he smoke crack?

04:09 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Was that the name of a death song? (Doug Misicko: I dunno.) "Born without a brain"?

04:14 '''Doug Misicko '''
:I couldn't tell you. (Shane: But what is the name, what is that again?) Anencephalic. (Shane: Ana-sana-phallic? ''(sic)'') Yeah.
[[File:Doug Misicko RFS profile.png|thumb|right|alt=Doug Misicko Radio Free Satan bio as of Nov. 4, 2005. In his hand, he appears to hold a small jar with a fetus in it. Text says, "Artist, commentator, and self-proclaimed "One Man Gang-Bang," Douglas Mesner takes on the world armed with a tape-recorder, police scanner, and sardonic wit. An unscruplous journalist of the Muckracker/Gonzo School, Doug takes his tape-recorder everywhere it's unwelcome. Bringing pranking to the level of stone-faced professionalism, Mesner's Show promises to revolutionize Rotten Radio and serve as the definitive audio documentary of the apocalypse."|Doug Misicko bio as DJ for [https://web.archive.org/web/20051104021934/http://www.radiofreesatan.com/djs.html Radio Free Satan] as it appeared Nov. 4, 2005. Picture date unknown.]]
04:21 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Huh, I got it. Well, we're onto another word.

04:22 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:I think Doug's making up words.

04:23 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Yeah, Doug's just fucking with everyone.

04:24 '''Doug Misicko '''
:True word. Medical.

04:28 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Yeah. So hey, any good stories? D- Doug. You got any good stories about anna-phalla-atic ''(sic)''?.

04:35 '''Doug Misicko '''
:I never met one, but if anybody's willing to sell me one...

04:39 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Is that a [https://www.thehumanmarvels.com/pickled-punks-marvels-under-glass/ pickled punk]? Is that what you're saying? Yeah, yeah. "Born without a brain." Wow.

04:43 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:Maybe that's what [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Coleman_(painter) Joe Coleman] had- was Prince's son, huh?

04:48 '''Doug Misicko '''
:And you can say that to people, and they won't know what you're talking about. You can say, "What the fuck is wrong with you? Are you ''anencephalic''?"

== Shane on meeting Amy==
04:55 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Nah, they're just gonna say you're a fucking asshole. (Doug Misicko, snickering: You're right.) (Amy Bugbee: That starts with A.) (Doug Misicko: Yeah.) And I love the asshole. Okay, Amy- and Amy, my favorite "A" word of all, Amy. Beautiful Amy. (Amy Bugbee: Aww, you're sweet.) Remember when I first met Amy? On the streets of Chicago, she was running through the streets angry looking for a mad fix. (Amy Bugbee: Exactly) Something like that.

05:23 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:Have you heard that in a commercial recently? (Shane Bugbee: No.) Makes me so angry.

05:27 '''Doug Misicko '''
:"Angry."

== Shane's story about an escort finding corn ==
05:28 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:But you know, I told earlier a good story. I think about something about ''anal'', we said was- we started talking about the idea of doing the show. And I said, "Well, Doug, you know, we can talk about anything." A, anal. And I said, I knew this ''escort'' girl who had came- we were hanging out after one of her first experiences as an escort. And she had told told me that the gentleman had requested a finger up the ass. "A", ass. And, you know, she thought, she was freaked out by it. But when she pulled out her finger, there's a piece of corn on it. And so I don't know if- (Doug Misicko: But did she eat it?) No- I you know what? She- I don't know. Maybe if she- he- the guy paid extra, she may have. That's maybe why she was so filthed out. But um, you know, when she told me the story, I sort of laughed I said, "Well, maybe you should get yourself a pair of rubber gloves. Be prepared for the work, you know that you're doing, pretend you're milking a cow, or whatever, and just go at it, get the rubber gloves on, and, you know, go to town on these people." She was ''really'' disgusted by the- it wasn't the act of sticking the finger up the ass. She thought the guy was weird. But, um, it was the part of pulling the piece of corn out on her finger. And it just filthed here out.

06:41 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:She must have been really digging around in there because it's really hard to grip on to stuff when you're in there.

06:48 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Or maybe it was sitting right at the rim! You never know.

06:51 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:Must have been. (Shane Bugbee: Yeah.) Or she had really long fingernails or something.

06:54 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:She also said that it was common and a lot of the girls that worked in that trade said it was common, that guys did ''not'' wash and had really they were dirty, and a lot of the girls had figured that was- they were clean for the wives, but they got dirty down there for the girls because it was like a ''humiliating act'' almost. You know, "You have to go down I mean for 200 bucks, and it's nice and dirty." And sweaty.

07:18 '''Doug Misicko '''
:And I guess that's the reason to do it.

==Amy's anal candle story==
07:20 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:Well, I got a good anal story. (Shane Bugbee: Oh! Okay.) One time. I stuck a candle in this guy's butt.

07:32 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:I love this story. I've heard it before. Usually when Amy tells me the story, I have my pants down and we're in bed and it's romantic. And I say, "Tell me a story about your past."

07:40 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Was he asleep?

07:42 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:No, no, he was wide awake.

07:43 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:This is a good story. Doug, take your pants off if you want. It's a good one. (Doug Misicko: All right, all right.)

07:47 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:So, so- (Shane Bugbee: Chocolate, anyone?) (Doug Misicko: No, no.) this guy started getting into you know, having his ass worked. And so I had gone to this candle shop and gotten all these long pillar candles.

'''Shane Bugbee '''08:00
:''(muffled)'' Hey, hold on. I'm eating chocolate. Doug just looked at me like it was me. Explain to him it wasn't me. (Amy Bugbee: It wasn't Shane.) I do like my ass worked. Okay. (laughs)

08:09 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Alright. You're- boy, you're eating ''nutty'' chocolate, I realized.

08:12 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:It was a ''Born-Again Christian'' I once dated. Okay, so he really like to have the ass worked-

08:19 '''Doug Misicko '''
:He was he Born Again at the time and still getting the ass worked?

08:24 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:Oh, yeah. He- I think he thought he could convert me. So... But look who what really happened, you know? So anyway, so I get these pillar candles, and I'm sticking it in his ass, you know, in and out in and out, and of course, his ass is really hot. And all of a sudden-

08:40 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Do you mean "hot-looking"?

08:45 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:No. I mean, it was- (Doug Misicko: The friction's creating heat.) ''Heat''! Yes. And the candle starts to get really soft. And so I'm thinking, ah, it'll be cool. It'll be cool. And all of a sudden-

08:53 '''Doug Misicko '''
:It was cool.

08:57 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:I pulled it out, and half the candle was gone. It was just the wick. (laughing) It all broke off inside of him. And I didn't tell him or anything. I just figured he'd poop it out later, but- (Doug Misicko: He probably had to go to the doctor for that.) Nooo, I'm sure it came right out.

== Doug Misicko on anal play ==
'''Doug Misicko '''09:15
:I don't know. I've never had a foreign object in my ass though... But I saw in "[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGOHE1zqEmY Jackass]" that dude stuck a little car up his ass and then he went to the doctor and got the X-ray. Did you see that? (Amy Bugbee: Mm-hm.) And they told him it wouldn't come out on its own.

09:32 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:Well, that's I mean- ''candle wax'' is gonna just ooze out when you poop, I think.

'''Shane Bugbee '''09:37
:Doug: I gotta ask. (Doug: All right.) Why have you never had your ass worked.

09:41 '''Doug Misicko '''
:I just- I don't know. ''I don't know''.

09:44 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:You can't say you don't like unless you've tried it.

09:46 '''Doug Misicko '''
:I guess- I guess. (Shane Bugbee: "You guess"?) Perhaps.

09:54 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:"Perhaps"? You ever thought about it? (Doug Misicko: No.) Are you sweaty down below thinking about it?

09:55 '''Doug Misicko '''
:No, if it did I'd ''do'' it. But it hasn't, so I haven't.

09:59 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:You know, there's the prostate up there.

10:01 '''Doug Misicko '''
:That's what I hear, it's supposed to be like the male G-spot.

10:03 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:And ''I'' would have to agree with that.

10:06 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:A gay man told me that before.

10:09 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:''Hey''! I said I would have to agree with that. Then you have to say next right about "a gay man once told me", (Doug: And now I'm looking at you again.) Exactly. Doug's giving me the one brown eye he's got.

10:18 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:No, no, it was ''another''- it was a gay guy.

10:20 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:"Another ga-"? I'll fucking beat your fucking skull in like a goddamn wife abuser, man! We're on live radio. (Amy Bugbee laughs) I just told the whole Evil Now group to join in. "Another gay man." Thanks, Amy. Thanks.

10:32 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:No, it was this gay guy. (Shane Bugbee: Uh-huh? You fucking bitch.) He used to date, oh, you know who he used to date was [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Day-Lewis Daniel Day-Lewis]. Anyway-

10:39 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:We'll save that for Ds. Tune in in a couple weeks when Amy tells you about Daniel Day-Lewis getting his ass worked.

10:45 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:Yeah, so, I was having a after-hours breakfast with some gay guys at this restaurant. And the guy was telling me how men really love to get their prostate massaged, and that it makes them have bigger and better orgasms. And so you know, I was like, "Hey, I've got to try this out." And it was true! All- you could ''feel'' it. You could feel the prostate getting bigger and bigger, the more excited the guy got and then when you know they shot, you know, it would get real big and then it would shrink back down again. You know, it was weird. It's weird.

11:18 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Well, I hear a legend — an urban legend — that old men, you know, of course they need to get their prostate worked or else they get prostate cancer. (Shane: No.) Yeah, if you stop shooting loads it pools up in your prostate and that's why old men get prostate cancer. (Shane Bugbee: Oh, really? I didn't know that.) Yeah, but friend of mine, Monty, claims that if you go to a general practitioner when you're an old man, they'll put on the rubber gloves, jerk you off. And tickle- work your ass with their finger. (Shane Bugbee: Oh, God. I believe it!) That's what he claims- It's just something they gotta do. I don't know.

11:52 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:It feels therapeutic to me. I don't know.

11:54 '''Doug Misicko '''
:I- Yeah, it was a fucking thankless job, I would think but...

11:57 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:I would say so.

11:58 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Oh yeah. I got I wouldn't go to a doctor. I mean, I'd head for the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moonlite_BunnyRanch Bunny Ranch]. (Amy Bugbee: That's why they-) if that were the case, I'd be paying some ''fucking hooker'' 300 bucks an hour to work my fucking prostate. Okay. (Doug Misicko: Yeah.) I got to be some old man going to the doctor for that. If you're going to pay someone pay a hooker.

12:16 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:I guess that's why doctors make the big bucks...

12:20 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:That's- man, you can't- I don't know if you can pay enough for that.

== John Ashcroft ==
12:24 '''Doug Misicko '''
:"Ashcroft".

12:25 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:You think they make- Ooh. Hey, speaking of Ashcroft, nice T-shirt. You got there fellow.

12:31 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Why, thank you. It's a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Ashcroft John Ashcroft].

12:35 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Doug drew a really cool T-shirt. He's an artist — a fartist, I like to call him — but, and you know, his talent is he can draw, and he's got one eye. That's- no, no I'm joking.

12:46 '''Doug Misicko '''
:How do I do it with just one eye?

12:48 '''Shane Bugbee '''
: I don't know. You see, he sticks the pen in the bad eye. And he draws with his head. That's the great thing about Doug. (Doug Misicko laughs)

12:53 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:You're not joking that he doesn't- that he ''does'' have one eye.

12:56 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:But I'm not joking. But I'm just ''teasing'' Doug. He's a good artist just because he's a smart kid. But Doug recently sat down and did a nice T-shirt that we're going to be selling on ThreeRingRadio.com and EvilNow.com and Dysgenics.com and WhoreOfHorror.com. We're all gonna sell the shirt. And it says, Doug?

13:15 '''Doug Misicko '''
:"Fuck John Ashcroft."

13:18 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Right. And it has a really cool drawing of ''John Ashcroft'' on it. And so you brought up "Ashcroft". That's a beautiful A. He's, you know what, that's the song we should be playing.

13:29 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:You got to play it.

13:29 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:''(singing)'' "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Let_the_Eagle_Soar Let the eagles soar]"-

13:30 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Ah, you were listening to it all day.

13:36 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:''(singing)'' "Like they..." I love the song. It's one of my favorite of ''all time'' songs.

13:40 '''Doug Misicko '''
:I heard he wrote songs. I wrote about it before. I think he's even been on late night shows.

13:44 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Well, let me tell you, I played this song almost a year ago. And I've been playing it for about nine months now. Okay, so when you see it in the, um... The new movie, what's the guy's name? [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Moore Michael Moore]. (Doug Misicko: Oh right, right.) He's related to the guy in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Process_Church_of_the_Final_Judgment The Process].

14:04 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Right. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_de_Grimston Robert de Grimston Moor].

14:06 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Right, hey, they're related if you didn't know that, but anyway, we're gonna get on to that with the Ps. Ashcroft. This great song and I'm gonna play it I think in a second, I'm gonna find it on the computer and play it. Ass-croft. ''Ass''-croft. The porno. (Amy Bugbee: Isn't that your porno?) That's the porno I'm making. Ass-croft.

14:26 '''Doug Misicko '''
:I just got to add, I think Ashcroft is the worst fucking thing to ever happen to all of us. I don't know what you do is such a scourge on the planet, but-

14:36 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:I'm with you, man. I mean, I think the tanks will be rolling down the street after this next election. We're fucked.

14:42 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Now they're talking permanent Patriot Act.

14:45 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Right we're fucked in the ass with that guy. (Amy Bugbee: Well of course it's permanent.) Ass-croft is an ass-fucker. Right. I don't have- I mean Bush put him in office, though.

14:53 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Right, he appointed him. He appointed all the losers. Ass- Ashcroft lost elections. Senator in Michigan, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spencer_Abraham Spence Abraham], lost fuckin' election gets appointed head of the Department of Energy...

15:06 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Here, it's playing right now. I can't turn it down, oh no. I'm going to stop this. See that was Ass-croft. ''(laughing)'' Sorry, go ahead Doug. I'm sorry.

15:20 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Oh no that's fine. Ass-croft was singing... Though the world stands still an Ass-croft sings.

15:28 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Ass-croft is a real fucking cunt.

15:30 '''Doug Misicko '''
:He's like ''Nero''. He'll be singing as the American empire burns,

15:34 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Who's Nero?

15:35 '''Doug Misicko '''
:He's the Roman Empire. Roman Emperor. He was supposed to have been standing outside singing while the Empire burned.

15:44 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Fuckin- Fucking hanging with Doug is like, hanging with the goddamn teacher. Yannow, my head starts to hurt after a while. And you're, I thought you were talking about ''Robert''... ''De'' Niro. I was like, "Oh, yeah, huh? What movie was that?" Doug- that's why Doug comes down all the way from Detroit to hang out with a simple folk like ''me''. So he could feel smarter than his friends. Okay.

16:07 '''Doug Misicko '''
:On the other side of the tracks. (Shane Bugbee: Yeah, right.) ...Nice neighborhood, Shane.

16:13 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Yeah, so Ass-croft looks real good on that commercial for that Michael Moore movie. "Fahrenheit 9/11"?

16:20 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Yeah, that was the footage of the same song you got. Is that what you're saying? Yeah. Okay.

== What is the show's name? ==
16:25 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:You want me to play that song? Want to hear it right now? (Doug: Go ahead). We got we got 13 minutes. We're doing a half hour show, and you should tune in again, wherever you're hearing this on the many stations that will be carrying this wonderful show. What's the name of it again? ABCs of, uh, Fate? (Doug Misicko: Filth!) Filth.

16:43 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:"The Alphabet Show."

16:45 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:"The Alphabet Show". We're all gonna have our own names after a while. Amy's calling it The Alphabet Show. Doug has the name the ABCs of... uh, Filth. (Amy Bugbee: Fuckery.) Fuckery. and I'm calling it yeah, that's ''my'' word, Fuckery isn't it?

16:58 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Well, you better get on Urban Dictionary-

16:59 '''Doug Misicko '''
:I dunno.

17:01 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Bitch motherfucker, bitch, Fuckery is my word, motherfucker. '''My''' word, motherfucker.

17:05 '''Doug Misicko '''
:I've been using "dumbfuckery", "buttfuckery", to describe tomfoolery and you know, grab-ass. What?

17:11 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Listen, you ''fucking cunt''. I've been using "fuckery" for 20 years. When you were still sucking your mama's tit. When '''I''' was sucking your mama's tit. Before you were around I've been using fuckery, motherfucker. Alright. (Amy: This is all fuckery.) Yeah, that's my name of the show - Pure... Fuckery. ''Letter'' fuckery. Something. Okay. I'm gonna play John Ashcroft for you ''ash''-holes. ''[pause]'' Is it playing, Doug? Doug, hello?

17:47 '''Doug Misicko'''
:I don't know.

17:48
''[music suddenly blares full volume, John Ashcroft singing the single word, "Eagle"]''

17:51 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:All right, I'm gonna figure out how to do this. And by show "Z", we're gonna have this shit taken care of.

==John Ashcroft song break==
18:00 '''Canned Audio'''
{| role="presentation" class="wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
| [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwVr0ljLkfA John Ashcroft - Let the Eagle Soar]
|-
|
:This eagle's place is in the sky.
:She's still got a lot of flying to do.
:You can see it in her eye,
:Though she's cried a bit
:For what we've put her though.
:
:She's soared above the lifted lamp
:That guards sweet freedom's door.
:In the dews, the damps, the watchfires
:Of a nation torn by war.
:
:Oh, she's far too young to die
:You can see it in her eye
:She's not yet begun to fly.
:It's time to let the mighty eagle soar once more.

:Let the eagle soar,
:Like she's never soared before.
:From rocky coast to golden shore,
:Let the mighty eagle soar.
:Soar with healing in her wings,
:As the land beneath her sings:
:'Only God, no other kings.'
:Let the mighty eagle soar.
:
:This country's far too young to die.
:We've still got a lot of climbing to do,
:And we, we can make it if we try.
:Built by toils and struggles
:God has led us through.
:We've fought for freedom dear
:both here and on the distant shore
Paid a price a sacrifice
:A price you can't ignore
:
:Oh, we're far too young to die
:We can make it if we try
:We've not yet begun to fly.
:It's time to let the mighty eagle soar once more.
:
:Let the eagle soar,
:Like she's never soared before.
:From rocky coast to golden shore,
Let the mighty eagle soar.
:Soar with healing in her wings,
:As the land beneath her sings:
:'Only God, no other kings.'
:Let the mighty eagle soar.
:
:Let the eagle soar,
:Like she's never soared before.
:From rocky coast to golden shore,
:Let the mighty eagle soar.
:Soar with healing in her wings,
:As the land beneath her sings:
:'Only God, no other kings.'
:Let the mighty eagle soar.
:'Only God, no other kings.'
:Let the mighty eagle soar.
|}

20:43 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:You've got to love the fucking, John Ashcroft. I love him.

20:52 '''Doug Misicko '''
:''(indistinctly)'' God loves him.

20:55 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Yeah, that was a good song. You know you love it, Amy.

20:58 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Oh yeah.

21:00 '''Doug Misicko '''
:You say he sung that at a press conference?

== Doug Misicko's addiction to "pussy" ==
21:02 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Yeah. You know the better "A", looking at my list of "As", is ''addiction''.

21:08 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Never had one.

21:10 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Not at all? (Doug Misicko: Not that I can think of.) I would have to say, if I were to label you have one addiction it would be ''pussy''.

'''Doug Misicko'''
:...Alright. ''(Shane Bugbee chortles, Doug Misicko joins in)''

21:23 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:You know, you're never supposed to speak of that.

21:25 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:No, I mean, I didn't speak of anything but his love of pussy. Doug has a fondness of pussy, and he's very obsessed, and- There's nothing wrong with that, it's good. You know? Nothing wrong with that at all.

21:36 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Yeah, it can get counterproductive at times. I would have a fucking empire by now. (Shane Bugbee: Right?) If I didn't have the- (Shane Bugbee: Right. I mean, he has-) -it's too much fucking time. (Amy Bugbee: "An empire"? ''(laughs)'') I would!

21:44 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:That's no joke. He brings fucking girls over all the time. Anytime we're doing work now. And when I spoke about this 24 hour show or this 9/11 show last year, on September 11. We did the first 24 hour internet radio broadcast. Yes: we are ''three internet celebrities''. Well, we did the first 24 hour internet radio show. We did! It's documented. The first. (Doug Misicko: That's right.) Yeah, you cunts listening, we're history bitch. You're talking to Bren ''(sic)'' fucking Franklin right now. Okay. And- And [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betsy_Ross Betsy Ross] over here. We're history.

22:25 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolley_Madison Dolley Madison].

22:26 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Dolley Madison. All right.

'''Doug Misicko '''22:29
:You were driving at something with that? (Shane Bugbee: I was?) Yeah. (Shane Bugbee: What?) Addiction?

==Shane Bugbee on his own addictions==
22:35 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Oh, yeah. Right. Not history. Right. Right. Addiction, though. I have, as you can see from my ''rotund build'', I have a lot of addictions, not just food. But I really love weed. I love weed like a fucking heroin addict loves heroin.

22:52 '''Doug Misicko '''
:I haven't seen you smoke- I've been here all week.

22:54 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:I don't have any, motherfucker, and I'm going nuts about it. You know, I break- I got a friend who makes it- or, he's involved in the pipe trade - glass pipes. (Doug Misicko: Right.) And he'll send me- he'll send me like ''thirty'' glass pipes, like $5, $10 apiece, piece or whatever, I'll smoke out of them. And when they get good and resin-y, I smash them and open them up and scrape the resin. And I mean, Amy freaks out because I am a real fucking- I've got a real bad addiction to weed. And it's weird to have an addiction to weed like others have for cocaine or heroin or something. But I really do! But I wouldn't have it for any other drug. I don't have it for cocaine. I wouldn't. I'd have a really- I guess I have a very, uh, hardcore, addictive personality. So it's easy for me to become- I can't say cocaine or heroin. I guess, I probably ''would'' grab on to anything I could. I'm just addicted to getting high. I like to get ''fucked up''. We saw this great movie with Donner's something[?], and there's this guy. We're flipping channels. It was great one night and this guy drops to his knees because ''(yelling)'' "I fucking need these things!" He goes, "Cocaine, alcohol- I fuckin need these things! I need these things!" And it was so great to listen. I'm like, I came in the room and I'm like, "I fucking know how you feel, dude!" ''(yelling louder)'' "I fucking need these things! I need these things. ''(more quietly)'' Oh, it was loud.

24:17 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Sounds good. I think I'll take one up. An addiction. (Shane Bugbee: Well, you need-) Sounds like fun. (Shane Bugbee: Yeah. Well-) Sounds like it gives your life ''meaning''.

24:25 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:You know what it almost does. The drugs you feel like they need you. It's like a- It's almost like a stalker kind of love. "I know that weed loves me."

24:33 '''Doug Misicko '''
:It's a symbiotic relationship, feed off each other.

24:36 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:And it's more than the ritual of it. Smoking, Amy talked about the ritual of smoking, just setting up the bong and...

24:41 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Walking around naked with a dull blade. (Shane Bugbee: No.) Okay.

24:44 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:You're gonna have to do a whole half hour on ''weed'' for "W".

24:48 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:No, we'll split it up. It'll get boring that, we only got five minutes left. How long is your song?

24:51 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:Two minutes and 44 seconds.

24:54 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:So we've only got a couple of minutes left but addiction. What a bitch. It can be fun at times. It's only bad- addictions are really only bad when you don't have the drug to fill the addiction. When you don't have the pussy. You- that's the only time it's bad. The addiction is great when you got girls willing to come down for a 24 hour show and be locked into a room for 24 hours without, you know... That it's- it's fun when you have you know, those things to comfort you. And when you don't, it's bad.

25:21 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:It's not good from the outside looking in whether you have them or not. (Shane Bugbee: What do you mean, when you look at me being addicted?) Yeah, when you're smoking tons of weed, or when I've seen drug addicts doing dope and stuff. It's just it's not attractive.

25:36 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Well, even when I should be writing an article or drawing a picture and I get the call, says "Come on over." All right. (Amy Bugbee: The booty call?) Yeah, the booty call. "I'm on call." ''(all laughing)''

25:50 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Hear, that ladies? That's Doug at - Pussy, on call. Or, on call dick. I dunno. What's your website? Again? Dysgenics? (Doug Misicko: Yeah.) Ladies, I'm telling you. This dude has a trail of fucking pussy. And he takes two or three of them out at a time. No fucking shit. Okay, oh, I'm good. Breaking the guy code. Oh! Oh, that was your brother. I'm sorry... Notice he's not saying anything. ''(all laugh)'' But Amy, you were saying how gross it looks. (Amy Bugbee: It is.) For me, it's beautiful. When I inhale that weed, it's like butterflies open up.

==Amy Bugbee on addiction==
26:27 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:You know, I love to smoke weed as much as the next person, but I can take it or leave it. I mean, there's days when maybe I have a bad day and I think, "Oh man, I'd really like to get stoned." And I do love the ritual of filling the bong and smoking the bong or rolling a joint, you know stuff like that. I love the smell of weed. But if I don't have it, I don't care. I mean, I've been smoking weed for... more than 20 years now. You know, so...?

26:53 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Yeah, but you suck it down like an addict until it's gone. When it's gone, you seem to ''act'' like it's okay. Or whatever. It's cool, but I've heard you say "I could use the fucking weed right now." (Amy Bugbee: Sure.) "I can fucking use a joint" or sometimes-

27:07 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:I've said exactly that, sometimes I have a bad day, I come home. I think Man, I really want to-

27:10 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Yell, get on your knees. ''(yelling)'' "I need these things!"

27:13 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:You know what, I've known so many addicts throughout my life. My parents were addicts to cigarettes and stuff. My sister was an addict. Everyone I know, everyone I've been surrounded with, is an addict. So I've never been addicted to anything.

27:25 '''Doug Misicko '''
:For a timeframe, I smoked weed regularly for eye pain. But when the pain went away, I stopped smoking it.

27:33 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:It was a good medicine for you. (Doug Misicko: Yeah!) Well, addictions get bad because you really need so much. I know with weed, I can't just get a joint and smoke it. If I get an eighth, I fuckin' smoke that thing in a night and I wake up the next morning I'm a grumpy motherfucker because I don't have any more. And I can go through about an ounce a week. And that's about 200 bucks a week. You know.

27:56 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:When we used to buy ounces every week, Shane would get down to about an eighth, and then he'd be really angry and mean.

28:03 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Oh God, she's setting up the goddamn divorce thing right now, she's gonna call-, These are-

==Doug Misicko on abuse victims' addiction to abuse ==
28:07 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:Oh, we didn't cover ''abuse''! The other A-word.

28:09 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Oh god. Good thing we only have a minute left. That song is not getting played. (Amy Bugbee: Ah well, it was a good try.) Well, what's the name of the song (Amy Bugbee:" [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsA3d4oNQoE Public Assistance.]" ''[ed: by Agnostic Front]'') We'll play that for P. (Amy Bugbee: Pee?) ''(laughter)'' We'll play it for P so you don't get disappointed too much. Abuse, real good. You wanna fit abuse into a minute and a half? Go for it. Mic’s yours.

28:29 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:''(laughing)'' Oh no, no. No thanks. "Abuse." Y’know, it’s just something that happens.

28:35 '''Doug Misicko '''
: It can be an addiction, too.

28:43 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Yes, it can be.

28:45 '''Doug Misicko '''
:But I think more often the person ''getting'' abused is addicted to it.

28:52 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Yeah, sometimes I think it’s a two-way street, but that’s just...

28:58 '''Doug Misicko '''
:...Or at least just as often.

29:00 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Just as we got literally a minute. That's a real hot one to talk about in a minute. And you know what, it's- goes back and forth. And you know what it really depends. Sometimes it's a product of your environment and your circumstances and your lack of cash. And sometimes, your dick gets hard when you're ''beating on'' someone. And that's what separates the characters that are going on. Me and Amy have had our problems, but I could tell you, my dick doesn't get hard when I'm arguing with her and shit. It shrivels inside me.

29:11 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:I guess we can talk more about it for "D", ''domestic violence''.

29:15 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:D I wanted to talk all about my dink, my dick. My dork. (Amy Bugbee: The problem with-) Maybe I could talk about that for my ''hog''.

29:23 '''Amy Bugbee '''
: The problem with abuse though is they'll treat the victims- (Shane Bugbee: You got 20 seconds.) -they don't ever treat like there's all these things for battered women but there's nothing for the men who are batterers.

29:30 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:''(interrupting)'' Goodbye everybody. We've got 20 seconds Amy. (Amy: See you.) Thank you. (Amy: Sorry.) Dysgenics.com, WhoreOfHorror.com and Evil Now.com Mike Hunt Is On Fire.com and Three Ring Radio.com . Goodbye everybody the ABCs of abuse next week, B. ''(timer beeps)'' That was great. (Doug Misicko: Yeah. It was good.) Yeah it will, I think it's gonna go great.

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00:02 '''Cookie Monster canned audio '''
:things that start with C. Who cares about other things? C is for cookie. That's good enough for me. C is for cookie. That's good enough for me. C is for cookie. That's good enough for me. Oh, go get go get go get a start with C. O. C is for group. That's good enough for me. C is for cookie. That's good enough for me. C is for group that's good enough for me. Oh cookie cookie cookies starts with C. You know what are? A round cookie with one bite out of it looks like a C. Round donut with one bite out of it also looks like a C. But it is not good as a cookie. And the moon sometimes looks like a C but you can't eat that. So C is for cookie. That's good enough. That's good enough for cookie cookie cookies. Go get go get cookies

01:24 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:You know, you ever wonder why farts are funny? I wonder. Anyway, this is an ABC kind of show. Okay. And this This show is C and my name is Shane. And you could find out more about me on Mike Hunt on Fire or Evil Now.com Mike Hunt on Fire.com, uh, Club Hate.com, Three Ring Radio.com. I'm here with my lovely wife, Amy. The Whore Of Horror.com. (Amy Bugbee: That's me.) And our... acquaintance. I don't know if I'm gonna call him a friend yet. Doug. Doug Miseecko- no, he's a good- I think, how do you say the last name?

02:04 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Mesner.

02:05 '''Shane Bugbee '''
Mesi- Misseek? Oh- You know, I don't even know this guy's last name. So, that's why I say he's an acquaintance. Doug Mesner. (Laughs)

02:17 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Do we need to start again?

02:19 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Should we?

02:20 '''Doug Misicko'''
:No, no, no.

02:21 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:No, I mean, I've already broken the guy, called him everything else. Mesner! It's his Nazi name. He's actually got Jew blood in him and doesn't want you to know that his last name is s-k-y and not s-k-i. But, Doug, does Dysgenics.com. He doesn't really do anything with it. It's a cool domain name, he has about five seconds worth of reading on there, but the guy has like books and books written.

02:45 '''Doug Misicko'''
:You know, I'm not HTML savvy. And I don't get to a computer very often.

02:50 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Blame it on your addiction. If you miss "the A show", go back and find out what Doug's A addiction is, his addiction is, and find out why Doug can't get his work done.

03:01 '''Doug Misicko'''
:A is for "addiction". Not for what I'm addicted to?

03:05 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Right. But we're on C.

03:06 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Cuz, I don't want people to speculate. Okay.

03:08 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:And we started this C show with the great one of the greatest songs of my childhood. C is for Cookie. Cookie, Amy, cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C. my wife makes fucking kick ass cookies. Really good. It's so good. I probably gained about 50 pounds over it. And I tell her family, "You know you're lucky she's with me. Because I'm I'm the one jumping on all the fucking cookie landmines she's laying down. I'm the one that's gonna die in five years from heart disease. And it's all thanks to Amy's cookies." They're good though. That's a tested- that's a testament to how good our cookies are. I will be dead have diabetes and heart disease. Well before my... Well, I'm asking for it. But you know—

03:51 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:But they're super healthy. The got unenriched flour, unbleached.

03:57 '''Doug Misicko'''
:They're better than cannibalism.

03:59 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:I don't know about that, partner.

04:00 '''Doug Misicko '''
:I don't know.

04:01 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Well, you're right. human meat is poisoned. Gross. Sick fucking- I hate human beings.

04:06 '''Doug Misicko'''
:You'd never do it?

04:08 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Just because they're disgusting creatures.

04:10 '''Doug Misicko '''
:C is for cannibalism.

04:10 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:I mean, let, let amy talk about cookies though— (Doug Misicko: All right.) —before we jump into canabalism. I wouldn't. I don't think I'd eat humans because they're just I don't really want to hang out with them. They're filth. Amy. Cookies.

04:22 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Cookies. I love cookies. (Shane Bugbee: Come on.) I love to bake cookies. I bake all kinds of cookies.

04:29 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Got any good cookie recipes right off the top of your fucking noggin? She's got some secrets and she gets pissed in the kitchen that people fucking watch when she makes stuff.

04:38 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Yeah, I gotta hide stuff behind things when people are in there.

04:40 '''Doug Misicko '''
:C for kitchen!

04:42 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Yeah, or C for fucking cunt.

04:46 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:I don't know I got some good sugar cookies, but I'm not giving out the recipe offhand.

==Laci Peterson Cookies==
04:51 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Or you make a good Laci Peterson. What is it called? Lavender--

04:53 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Lavender Cookies. Those are pretty good.

04:56 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Do we have that recipe available?

04:58 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:I could go get it.

05:00 '''Doug Misicko '''
:What's it have to do with Laci Peterson?

05:01 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:It's her recipe.

05:02 '''Amy Bugbeee '''
:It's her ''favorite'' cookie.

05:03 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:You know what? We will go get it when we play a song. We're gonna play a song, Amy is gonna go get that Laci Peterson recipe when we play a song. You're gonna love the recipe. Laci- Okay, here's the deal with the Laci Peterson ''lavender'' cookie recipe. When you wrote to Scott Peterson before he was in any kind of contemptuous situation-

05:24 '''Doug Misicko'''
:I guess in case anybody doesn't know Laci Peterson was murdered- (Shane Bugbee: Right.) -and her husband Scott Peterson is blamed. She was pregnant at the time.

05:32 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Wow you should have your own radio show, Doug, because I assume people know about murders--

05:36 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Well you never know.

05:37 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:--like you assume people know about fucking brainless kids and that kind of asinine word. Check 'the A show'.

05:42 '''Doug Misicko'''
:"Anencephalic."

05:45 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:(Laughs) But, Laci Peterson, I guess made this wicked lavender cookie, and her family when you sent in a donation or condolence or something for her death, they would send you back her lavender cookie recipe- (Doug Misicko: Oh.) -with a purple and white ribbon. To remember Lacey and her— D- uh, er, killed her. I'm looking for a C word. That cunt. You know they sent ah— Connor! That's the kid's name. Ah, "C". Yeah, Doug, you mixed me, you mixed me up here, Doug. I'm shaking up here. (Doug Misicko: How'd I do that?) You explained who Laci Peterson was.

06:25 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Oh, okay.

==Cannibalism==
06:26 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Let's get back to cannibalism.

06:29 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Cookies. Lavender cookies. We're gonna get the recipe after a song. Cannibalism, exactly. I don't think I'd eat human flesh just because they're sick fucking people. I'd eat maybe someone like you- I'd make you into a jerky? Because you live a good lifestyle. You're a vegetarian mainly, a little fish. You have a healthy lifestyle. So ''that'' kind of meat I would think about. You're a little lean, but I think would make a good jerky.

06:52 '''Doug Misicko'''
:I'm honored. Shane would eat me. You know?

06:54 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Dead? Dead, motherfucker, dead. Motherfucker.

06:55 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Right, right. Right, right. I mean, so I transcend the average filth though, at least.

07:01 '''Shane Bugbee''':
Well you do. You're healthy. You healthy live healthy. I mean, myself. I know I'd be a good piece of meat because this gut I have. It's gotta be $100,000, man. I eat really fucking nice food. Good shit.

07:13 '''Doug Misicko'''
:I hear we compare favorably to pork.

07:16 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:That's what they say.

07:17 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:"Long pork"? Isn't that the name for human flesh? Long pig.

07:22 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Hm, could be?

07:22 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Long pig. That's it long pig. Sorry.

07:24 '''Doug Misicko'''
:I thought one of the interesting anthropological facts about cannibalism is tribes will either eat their own or they'll eat their enemy. They never do both.

07:34 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Really?

07:35 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Yeah. We've never found tribe that does both. They either eat out of respect or they eat out of hate. They don't eat out of respect ''and'' hate.

07:42 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:Interesting.

07:43 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:That's, that's interesting. I can see eating out of hate.

07:46 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Well, I always say if, um, if it got to a point in the world where there weren't grocery stores to go buy meat at, I'd become a cannibal because I could much more easily kill another human being then I could go out and kill a deer or rabbit because I like animals. But I could go out and kill people ''no problem'' and eat 'em.

08:06 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Oh fuck, I do it for a midnight snack. When it was coming to be Y2k, and they're saying everything was going to shut down I thought "Fuck it'll take two hours for him out resorting to cannibalism." You know?

08:19 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:I don't know though because I probably just turned to veggies. I'd probably start you know, pulling bark off the trees and I don't want to... I'm not saying I couldn't slaughter animals or something. I just don't think- I think it would just be more practical to eat what's in my backyard. I wouldn't necessarily want to hunt because I'd still want to create or paint on the cave walls or do something like that where I... I don't know.

08:42 '''Doug Misicko'''
:''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siege_of_Leningrad#Effect_on_the_city Stalingrad]'' (sic). During World War Two. The provisions were cut off. Nazis were surrounding the city. They weren't getting any food, any resources. I guess, cannibalism, there's black market human meat being sold.

08:54 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Really?

08:54 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Yeah. And they had like, you know, like anti-cannibal vigilante forces, you know?

==Chicago Cop Stories about Cannibalism in the Projects==
09:00 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Yeah. Oh, yeah. You know what I have heard stories about? I have some family and they were Chicago cops. And they tell these really gruesome stories and, you know, they would say "Oh, you're into serial killers. That's nothing." And I'm like, 'Oh, really?' And they go, 'Oh, man. These fucking projects'— [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cabrini%E2%80%93Green_Homes Cabrini-Green]. 'C'. One of the most infamous housing projects. The star of ''Candyman'', Clive--. Clive Barker. Hey, Clive, we can do him in "C" the star of his movie. Candyman, Clive Barker, Cabrini-Green. Wow. Three C's. I wonder if Clive had that intentionally?

09:34 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:You never know.

09:37 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Oooooh, I'm getting spooked by C... Um. My point is the guy told me a story about how they'd go through the projects, and they'd see that folks there would have a barbecue pit in their tub. Like they put grates and the stove in the tub, and they'd roast up people. Babies, mainly. Like, these folks would have babies, and they'd roast them up to eat.

10:00 '''Doug Misicko '''
:And when was this? What time period?

10:01 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:And this is a Chicago Cop. This is a Chicago cop. You go down and look at the— (Amy Bugbee: ''Now''.) —the photos. If you go, they keep photo archives of all this at the-- What's that called? The— (Amy Bugbee: The Historical Society?) —Historical Society. And you can- this is in police records. This is not a shit story. I mean, this is coming from a Chicago cop, a real dude, and a real good guy. And he's telling me these stories. I think he was doing it in a way to try to give me the ''real''... keep me in the real about serial killers and shit like that. He thought I was like, I was making an idol of serial killers. And that's not my angle. You know, I'm not- I don't make idols of that shit. But his story was true, to the point of I remember him telling me he had photos. Maybe he showed us photos and stuff like this. And it just- that's what he talked about. In the projects, they'd eat their... own. They need the kids and--.

10:52 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:"Waste not, want not."

10:53 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Yeah.

==Cannibalism, Chikatilo, Donner Party==
10:54 '''Doug Misicko'''
:[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrei_Chikatilo Chikatilo]. Cannibal. C.

10:56 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Oh! I love him.

10:57 '''Doug Misicko '''
: Yeah. He's a Russian too. The Russians are fucked up on cannibalism.

11:01 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:He's good serial killer. I remember being in Austin, Texas, right before that Butthole Surfers thing, and I made a stencil of his head because he was just making the news, and I was spray painting all over the town. "Chikatilo", you know, just putting his head all over the town.

11:13 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Yeah that wild fucker, they had to put them in a cage during communism.

11:15 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:"Communism"! C. "Chikatilo". C. "Cannibalism". We are "C motherfuckers". CCCP.

11:21 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Pumping out all the Cs.

11:23 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:I was gonna say we went to Donner Park before but that's D. But they were cannibals!

11:28 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Cannibals! They- cannibals. Yeah, tell him about Donner Park, Amy. That was a good story. I liked going there.

11:34 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Oh, it was cool. We went there. And we had just seen a documentary about it. So we had all the info. So the lady led us in the museum for free. And she told us that they have reunions there every so often for all the descendants of the Donner Party. And they had, when they were rescued, they were rescued a few at a time because they couldn't take them all at once. They had to keep leaving some of the people there. And the last guy that was left there was totally insane, and he just started hacking off the people that were there as arms and legs and eating them and stuff because he just went nuts. And so the descendants of his family at the reunion none of them will wear name tags because they don't want everyone to know. (Laughs.)

12:10 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Oh, like when we went to John Wayne Gacy's gravestone, remember?

12:15 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Yeah, his stone. He doesn't have a stone. But you know he's laying next to his mom and dad. You know it because there's a plot there.

12:20 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Right, unmarked graves.

12:21 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Right.

12:22 '''Doug Misicko '''
:It's a strange idea. Why be buried at all, you know? Why be dressed up to get buried at all?

12:27 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:I don't understand why he got buried at all. That's such a fuckin' waste.

12:29 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:"Cemetery". C.

12:31 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:There you go. Yes, cemeteries are for cunts.

12:35 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Chris. Correct.

==Cunt==
12:35 '''Shane Bugbee '''
My favorite "C" is "cunt" and I just love saying "cunt". It used to be a dirty word. It's no longer a dirty word. I think ''Sex and the City'' and shows like that used it as shock value and it's, now, it does not upset as many women as it used to five, six— Oh! Remember when we went across the country. C. Cunt-tree. Another C. I have a "cunt-tree" in my backyard. I have the finest collection of nipples and dried up cunts you'll ever- next to the Sheriff of Plainfield, anyway. We went across 'cunt-tree'. And I took a wickets- they had these stores in Colorado, and they were called the C store. (Amy Bugbee: Oh that's right.) And at that, and at that time, I said 'cunt', and Amy was a little shy. That's you know, she doesn't like vulgarity. She's, she's raised proper. And, you know, the c-word was the way I said "Oh the Cs though. That's funny. Fucking take a photo of the C store for all those fucking cunts in your life."

13:28 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Oh we were laughing our heads off about it. What do you think? I was uptight?

13:30 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Yeah you were. I'm just--No, I'm not saying you're uptight at all. You're being uptight about being uptight, though. That's that's a fact.

13:35 '''Doug Misicko'''
:You know, a book was put out called ''Cunt''. I think that really was to the effect of the word because it's like a feminist book.

13:41 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:You know? You're the only fucking teacher here. You're the only fucking person crackin' spines, buddy. (Doug Misicko: All right, I mean, right.) I'm mean the spine of a book, ya puss.

13:46 '''Doug Misicko'''
:That's great.

13:49 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:When my dad was also-

13:50 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:You also work in Borders. He's gonna- every time a C-word is gonna come up, any word. "You know, there was a book called ''Demented Eggs''. You know book-" You work at Borders, man!

==Doug Misicko on Black co-workers and cunnilingus==
13:58 '''Doug Misicko'''
:I used to work with coloreds, and they always talked about cunnilingus. (Shane Bugbee :Oh!) They always did, every night, it was the fucking topic. “Did you do it?” Y’know?

14:07 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:They don’t though! Coloreds don’t eat pussy.

14:08 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Some of them... It was a big debate. Some of them would talk about- (Shane Bugbee: No, they don’t!) :“Do you eat pussy?” And others would... No, some would say they did, and others would say “Fuck, no!”.

14:13 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:We’re talking "Coloreds" at the letter C. You’re funny, Doug. No really, I went to I lived in a really Black neighbor with a Black family for a while. And I was the big deal on the block because I was a white guy and all the girls were real friendly to me. "Heyyy," and it was funny because I was like a younger guy maybe 18 or whatever. And they're trying to get me 40 ounces to get me drunk and stuff and I'm like 'what's the deal?' and you know-

14:43 '''Doug Misicko '''
:He was the white chap. C.

14:44 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Yeah, chap chap yeah, C. But the older brother tells me "Hey, man, they know white guys eat pussy. But us Black- us ''niggas''," as he said-- "niggas we don't eat pussy. A real nigga doesn't eat pussy." And I'm like, really? But it's so nice and "We don't eat pussy, motherfucker." That's it. And that's how they were And that's it. When this was a neighborhood where at night you had to get in at night when it got dark, packs of dogs came down the street and chased you to eat you. It was a fucking straight up, fucked up neighborhood. And anyway-

==Crispy Critters==
15:13 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:When my dad was a fireman, and they'd go to a fire and there'd be someone inside they got burned up. They call them "crispy critters". That's 'C'.

15:22 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Oh man, and Amy used to wake up in the morning with her ''cornflakes''— "C" — and have to listen to these fucking stories from her dad about "crispy critters" — "C" again. You cunt. Not Amy, the cunt. You, the listener are the cunt. Amy is the whore... of horror.

15:42 '''Doug Misicko'''
:So anyways, back to the cunnilingus. Did the colored girls appreciate this Chicago chap for his cunnilingus? (Shane Bugbee: Me?) Yeah.

15:51 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:I couldn't- I couldn't hang. No, I was too shy. I ran from that shit.

15:56 '''Doug Misicko '''
:You couldn't ''chow'' on that.

15:57 '''Shane Bugbee ''''
:No, I couldn't chow on that. But I did. I do look back on it, fondly-

16:01 '''Doug Misicko'''
:You couldn't chow the carpet.

16:03 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:No, I was- I was afraid. I was afraid.

16:04 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:The colored carpet.

16:05 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Chow the colored carpet.

==Cockroaches==
16:08 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:I was afraid of the cultural barriers there. I was just a little afraid. It was a scary thing hanging out the whole Black neighborhood, period. So I was, my eyes were wide open freaking out all the fucking time— ''cockroaches''. And that same house, live in this family in the basement. And the first night I'm there, you know the lights go out and I'm sleeping in the basement on a couch and they put linoleum down it wasn't like a basement-basement. It was like a half built basement? And I remember we turn off the light and I woke up in the middle of light, night, light— in the middle of the night. And it looked like the wall was moving. You know, I thought man I was smoking good weed or something. And I turn on the light and the whole fucking wall, it was brown. What is it? Paneling? And it was all covered with cockroaches moving, the ''whole wall'' was moving. The next morning I'm freaking out. Holy fuck, but I've got nowhere to go. I'm homeless at this point. You know? So I'm with the coloreds- cockroaches — all 'C' words. And I remember going upstairs the next day... Is there something wrong Amy? I thought maybe I said "colored" the wrong way. Did I say "nigger" and not "nigga"? Amy's looking at me, giving me the eye. (Amy Bugbee: I burped. Excuse me.) Oh burped. B. That was ''last'' show Amy — but the wall moving — and the next day and I went up and the fucking sink is like a third full of fucking cockroaches because it left the water you know like dishes in there and shit. And all the cockr— and these fucking third, I mean it was infested, motherfucker, infested. And I was you know, it freaked me out but you don't have a choice. A roof over the heads better than in the park.

17:41 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:You know, how do you take care of cockroaches?

17:44 '''Doug Misicko '''
:No, how?

17:45 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:Light one on fire and the rest of them will run?

17:48 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Really?

17:48 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:Yeah.

17:49 '''Shane Bugbee '''
What do you mean? How's that work?

17:51 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:I was at a party one time and people had real bad cockroaches and they were running all around the walls and stuff. And the guy whose house it was just took his Lighter and lit one of them on fire and the rest of them ''bolted''.

18:06 '''Doug Misicko'''
:I guess they're smart as far as bugs go. That's what I've heard.

18:11 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Well, I didn't like living there but-

18:14 '''Doug Misicko'''
:I hear there's bums that eat 'em too.

18:16 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:I can see that I can see eating bugs for— That's what I would eat, if we were talking about cannibalism. That's probably what I would chow on is bugs and shit like that. I wouldn't want to work all fucking day building fires, and I'm fucking you know, I'm not I'm-

18:30 '''Doug Misicko'''
:You'd just ''snack''. Snack on the cockroaches.

18:33 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Yeah, I would eat bugs. I would eat. I would eat leaves. You know, I wouldn't want to kill birds or frogs or, might fish. I'd probably fish and eat a lot of fish.

18:42 '''Doug Misicko'''
:You'd eat chives and corn.

18:44 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Yeah, corn. Oh, corn. Another corn story.

18:47 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:We have chives growing in the backyard.

18:49 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Oh yeah. We have a beautiful garden. But that's not. That's 'G'. C. We do have a beautiful garden. Chives, fresh vegetables, fresh. Fresh herbs. (Doug Misicko: Mmm.) Yeah, Doug's falling asleep. What a cunt. Male Cunt.

19:05 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Chives. And Herbs.

19:06 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:What's your problem with chives?

19:07 '''Doug Bugbee '''
:I don't have a problem with chives cause they're in the "C".

19:10 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Doug's too cool. I told, I told, ere's what I told Doug. He'll be a real man when he knows how to make a chicken broth. Chicken. "C", bitch.

19:20 '''Doug Misicko '''
:By Christ.

19:21 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:By Christ. Hey, we're gonna play a song right now. Amy Why don't you tell the folks tell them in your DJ voice what this song is Amy.

19:28 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:It's Chris Connelly. C. Double "C". And the song is "Come Down Here". Another "C".

19:36 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:You fuck.

19:36 '''Doug Misicko'''
:I liked The ''Cocks'' better

19:38 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revolting_Cocks RevCo's] great.

19:39 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:That starts with "R".

19:40 '''Doug Misicko '''
:What?

19:40 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:But don't don't fuck with Amy, yeah. You don't wanna fu-

19:43 '''Doug Misicko'''
:I'm not fucking with her. I know she knows what's up.

19:46 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Yeah, she does know what's up with music. That's no doubt. Amy's hard.

19:48 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:We're low on the Rs, okay?

19:52 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Amy is hardcore when it comes to tunes, and she took over when we did the show. I said what tunes we play Amy walked in with two arms full of vinyl, record player, CDs. I mean, she took the opportunity to be DJ so she's playing all the tunes. Chris Connolly. What does this cunt of corn?

20:10 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:"Come Down Here".

20:11 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Okay. Do I gotta come down there to play the CD? Oh wow, "cunnilingus". I got- we're gonna play cunnilingus during the song

20:20 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:Get over here, you Cock.

20:23 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Whoa give me that fucking nice tasting cunt of yours. Can you tell I'm not colored?

==Chris Connelly song break==
20:24 '''Canned Audio'''
{| role="presentation" class="wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
| [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Connelly_(musician)#Solo_discography Come Down Here] by Chris Connelly
|-
|
:beyond the softward silence shadows midnight mind
:the warmth appeared in seconds like the dark
:a trail of swollen fruit leads to a higher kind
:lips and lovers' limbs begin to part
:search and you shall find
:what you want take what's mine
:breathe in the air
:of the hour we were there
:in the middle of the magic is a perfect flower
:in the heat of the moment is a flame
:it all comes real to me to you in a secret shower
:and blends the blood inside til we're the same
:I disappeared between you many times before
:and every single time I never leave
:awake with you and stranded on another shore
:too dreamlike and delirious to believe
:bring in the night
:and the moon and the light
:shake off the day
:you were born and I'll stay
:in the middle of the magic is a perfect flower
:in the heat of the moment is a flame
:it all comes real to me to you in a secret shower
:and blends the blood inside til we're the same
:close to the skin
:shut your eyes we begin
:fall like a leaf
:onto me in your sleep
:in the middle of the magic is a perfect flower
:in the heat of the moment is a flame
:it all comes real to me to you in a secret shower
:and blends the blood inside til we're the same
|}

==Laci Peterson Cookie Recipe==
25:34 '''Shane Bugbee'''
Hey everybody, hey, hey. This is the C show. What's wrong, Amy? Amy's gonna--We're about four minutes left in the C show. We're doing like an impromptu talk show radio, internet radio show. And we decided just to do the ABCs of filth, hate, whatever Doug's calling it. Amy's calling it the alphabet show and I really have no name for it. It's just a fun concept to do. We talk a lot and we thought we'd catch it on microphone. We got some good stories. You missed Amy's anal story, candles and anal. You missed Doug's Beanie Baby story for "B". Fucking good story though. And this week, if you if you missed something, you missed it. C is for cookie, motherfucker. Cookie, motherfucker. And Amy's got a good cookie recipe. Go ahead, Amy.

26:24 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:All right. It's the Laci Peterson lavender cookie recipe. I had a hard time finding lavender. But if you call around to health food stores, someone's ''bound'' to have it. All right.

* 5/8th cup butter
* a half cup sugar
* one egg
* a tablespoon of lavender flowers
* one and a half cups all-purpose flour
* And sugar, powdered sugar
* And lavender flowers, another tablespoon. Okay.

:So you put all the butter, the sugar and the egg all together. I add a little vanilla, but that's me. And then add in the flour. Well, you mix the lavender flowers with the flour and then you add that together and you bake them like 350 for about 15 minutes and they ''gotta'' get golden brown. Otherwise, if they're chewy, they're really disgusting. They have to be crisp. And then you put the lavender flowers in the powdered sugar on the top there.
:
:Okay, I mean, there are different, something different.

27:39 '''Doug Misicko'''
:The didn't please her husband.

27:41 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Pardon me?

27:43 '''Doug Misicko '''
:They didn't please her husband.

27:45 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:You know, that'a what I thought when they sent me-

27:47 '''Doug Misicko'''
:It wasn't enough, at least.

27:50 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:when they sent that. Now that recipes from Laci Peterson, the dead woman and her husband's on trial. And you know, he's gonna get get off. I mean, he is. But this is a recipe they sent out when you sent them a condolence letter. "C" for condolence. This is the "Alphabet Show", the "ABCs of Filth", whatever you want to call it. My name is Shane. Evil Now.com.

28:21 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:I'm Amy from Whore Of Horror.com, and I'll post that recipe on there.

28:26 '''Doug Misicko'''
:And this is Doug from Dysgenic.com

28:28 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Doug Mesner... with two Zs.

28:32 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Yeah, not a whole lot on the site, but you can email me at overlord@dysgenic.com And I may or may not reply because I'm in an elitist snob.

28:42 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:(Laughs) Well, that's been another fine show.

28:46 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:We never even got to ''converts''.

28:48 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Converts? Who's converting? (Amy Bugbee: Somebody.) Con? con con. Those fucking. Con, exactly, ex cons, cons. Oh, we forgot ''Christians''. I know. Doug has been on his knees. Yeah, we're about to cut off here Amy. So I'm gonna play- I don't know. Any other C's? Convert, Christians, ''cunts'', cocksuckers...

==Cocaine==
29:14 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Cocaine.

29:15 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Oh! I had cocaine down.

29:16 '''Doug Misicko'''
:I know. I had a cocaine story, too.

29:18 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Hey Doug, check this out. Check this out. We got we've got 30 seconds. Take a whiff of that. Good. That's cocaine. Check it out.

29:28 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Oh, I guess it is.

29:29 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Take a sniff. Just take a sniff so you can smell what it smells like.

29:32 '''Doug Misicko'''
:I've smelled it before. I've tasted it before.

29:35 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:I had a friend of a friend. (Doug Misicko: I did have a friend.) I had a friend that gave me that today. Said, "Hey man, someone left us at my house. You want it? You guys do drugs." Amy. I think in a past life was a coke whore. Because she's like, "I'll take that motherfucker."

29:50 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:I was never a ''coke'' whore. Give me a break.

29:53 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Alright, we're signing off. Everybody goodbye and tune in next time for Ds, for ''dickhead'' and ''dumb''. That was awesome we're gonna start a show up pretty quick right now. We're just gonna start banging them out you know so we're gonna Amy... a couple of seconds, and we're just going to start the D show how about---.

=Letter D=
{{Audio|url=https://archive.org/download/abcshow/abcshow_d.mp3}}

[recording: ABCs of the Bible]

:I’m gonna hide God’s Word
:In my heart, it’s a lamp unto my feet
:I’m gonna read God’s Word
:Every day it’s my food, my bread and meat
:I’m - (skips)
:-truth of the Bible
:I’m gonna open my eyes I’m gonna memorize
:
:A!
:All have sinned and come short of the glory of God
:Romans 3:23
:
:B!
:Believe in the Lord Jesus Christ and thou shalt be saved
:Acts 16:31

00:34 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:(Interrupting, apparently not realizing mics are on) You gotta love this, Doug. Doug? I'm calling you. The ABCs of the Bible. (Doug Misicko: OK.) Yeah, this is the good stuff.

(Unintelligible talk over remainder of song continues.)

02:01 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Okay, we're gonna stop that song, it sounds bad. It's the ABCs of the Bible. And it's fun to listen to, but probably good enough to scare everyone away. My name is Shane. I'm here with Amy, (Amy: Hello) and Doug. (Doug Misicko: Right.) We're working on- it seems like I'm doing all these shows in a row. And I am and we are. But we're working on an impromptu type of talk show. We didn't come up with any topic but a letter and the first thing that comes to our mind when we say a letter. This week, or this show, I shouldn't say this week because we don't know how the stations that will take these shows will play them. But this show is "D". And that's our topic. That's our letter for the day. And we just whatever comes to our mind first with the letter D we just tell a story if we have one if we can squeeze one out. Last couple of shows A, B and C- you missed Anal. Some good anal stories. You missed them good Beanie Baby stories, some cookie recipes. And now it's D. Who started last time? C was cookies. B was Beanie Babies, A was anal... (Amy Bugbee: I think Doug has to start D). Oh, you're right. I forgot we have "Doug" and the D. Dick-headed Doug is his technical nickname 'round here.

'''Doug Misicko '''03:15
:It's so it's my letter. (Shane: Yeah.) God damn right. (Shane Bugbee: Well, I got G.) Right. Right, right. (Shane Bugbee: Damn it.) Damn right. So I got another highfalutin' word like I had for A (Shane Bugbee: You're such a dick.) But it's defenestration.

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:31
:What's wrong with you, man? (Doug: I don't know! I know these words.) Are you going to be a professor? Oh, are you going to be in 12 years a professor like some professor where people call, "Do you understand what he was about 15 years ago?"

'''Doug Misicko '''03:41
:And believe me they don't have a dictionary here. So I- I have this in my head. Anyway.

03:47 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:What do you mean "believe"...? What the fuck-how the fuck are you-

03:50 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Who do you think we are?

03:51 '''Doug Misicko'''
: *laughs* Well I didn't ''consult'' a dictionary here.

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:55
:You know what for later? We're going to have for I- We're going to ''insert'' a dictionary in Doug's rectum.

==Doug Misicko tries to tell stolen skull story, misunderstands defenestration==
04:03 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Anyways, [https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/defenestration defenestration] is when you jump out a window, and I have a story about that. A friend of mine stole a skull for me, out of a crypt (Shane Bugbee: What is defenes- what the fuck?) Defenestration is when you jump out of a window. (Shane Bugbee: Why can't you just say jump out of the window? Or crazy motherfucker?) Because if you're writing like an obituary or something sounds better. If you say- if you say it in one word. "He died of defenestration."

04:30 '''Shane Bugbee'''
: Where did you find out about this word?

04:31 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:They never say how people died in obituaries.

04:34 '''Doug Misicko '''
:But if you ''were'' gonna write an obituary- (Shane Bugbee: No, no.) Perhaps it'd be a eulogy?

04:36 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:''You''! If ''you'' were gonna write an obituary. Where did you find out about this word though? Really, Doug.

04:43 '''Doug Misicko '''
:I don't know. It's just one of those. (

04:44 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:(shouting) You know! You know.

04:45 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:You know, Doug reads dick-, the dictionary while he's sitting around-

04:48 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:I know Doug knows dick (Doug Misicko: It sounds smart.) but uh-

04:52 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Anyways, he steals a skull out of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catacombs_of_Paris a crypt in France], and he crotches it to get out. And it was one of those- (Shane Bugbee: Who is this now? This is a story about your friend-) Yeah, the drunken [Murphy]-

05:01 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Who jumped out of a window? (Doug Misicko: Yeah, but-) -and his defenestration?

05:05 '''Doug Misicko'''
Yeah, yeah. But he had this skull, and then at night- (Shane Bugbee: Where is this at?) This is in France, he went to France, and he figured I'd like this skull, but it's on a crypt tour, so he has to crotch it. A fucking skull. You know? As you know- they, they look for people stealing that shit.

05:22 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:And this is a drunk. (Doug Misicko: Yeah.) That's the drunk, we drew on his- D, for drunk. We ''drew'' on his face with markers when he passed out (Doug Misicko: Yeah, he passed out, right-) and he's a total ''dick''. Okay, so he's he's the Triple D threat here. Now he suffered from the defenes- (Doug Misicko: Defenestration.) Ptthptpththpth. Yeah.

05:37 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Yeah. Anyways, he got ''roaring'' drunk that night in France. (Shane Bugbee: What a dick.) And then he was having nightmares about this skull he stole. So this led him to jump out a two-story window.

05:51 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:And where's he from? (Doug Misicko: Detroit.) Wow, he's got the four Ds going around and we can make a nice picture of him. His face with dick, drunk, defeneration ''(sic)'', Detroit.

06:02 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Alright, and right. I, too, am from Detroit. So it stands to reason.

06:05 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Yeah.

==Doug Misicko hates Detroit==
06:06 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Doug from Detroit.

06:07 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Yeah.

06:09 '''Doug Misicko'''
:And it's every bit as foul as they say it is. (Shane Bugbee: Detroit?) Oh, fuck yeah. It was worse when I was a kid. You know, they used to have Devil's Night. Full swing. (Shane Bugbee: Oh, another D!) Yeah they burn they burn that city down, every year. And I was hoping they would burn it down again. Pistons won, but, you were just telling me — I didn't even hear the news — nine people got shot...

06:34 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:But about the Devil's Night. When did that stop? Because that was going on until about fucking what, four or five years ago?

06:40 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Yeah! It was going strong. Everybody go out and fucking burn down-

06:43 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Maybe eight years ago, huh? (Doug Misicko: It was a you know-) When me and Amy was first getting married and stuff like that. We went through Detroit and there was shit that was ''on fire''. And it wasn't no Devil's Night. It was like Tuesday, June 3, or something and fucking shit was on fire.

06:56 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Or shit was burned all the time. I was in a hospital in Detroit once, and I looked out from my room. And I got a good view of the city and I could see a couple houses burning. I mean, you think there'd be ''nothing'' left to burn in this fucking place? (Shane Bugbee: And it's not just Devil's Night.) Oh, no. It is like arson capital? It's where it's at. I mean- (Shane Bugbee: Fucking jeez.) But sometimes, I've heard different stories. I've heard sometimes it's people collecting, I don't know, like the landlord protect- you know, collecting property value somehow by burning his place down. or concerned citizens burning down a crack house because it's been condemned, and nobody's going to do anything about it. And other times, it's just silly little shits running around lighting shit on fire because that's what they want to do.

07:38 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Hey, I saw the Eminem ''8 Mile'' movie. They burned a building down in there.

07:41 '''Doug Misicko '''
:And it was a good deed.

07:43 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Yeah, well, yeah. What a dick.

07:44 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Yeah. And best thing you can do to Detroit is burn it all down.

07:51 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:And why is that Doug? Is it the coloreds?

07:54 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Yeah, the place is just a shithole. I mean, they're not gonna do anything with it. Fuck it. We should carpet-bomb it and start again.

==Amy Bugbee on Death==
08:00 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:What's your D word, Amy? Or D- you got a neat thing to throw out there D-

08:05 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:Death, drugs, doom and Dennis doll(?)

08:09 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Well, you're gonna have to start with one of them with a story. So we went over "drugs" with "addiction". So why don't you do "death"? I mean, you've got a lot of good death stories. As matter of fact, if you want to check out Amy's website Whore Of Horror.com. There's some really fucked up st- Amy's tales of woe on there, are some really fucked up stories, and some of them are true. The ones that you would think are not true, are the true ones. Let me tell you that. And I know this. I just know where Amy came from. I know- I met some of her friends. And you know, I've hung out with Amy long enough to know that that shit's- that she's in the real. Amy lives in the real man, (Amy Bugbee: "In the now," as Charlie says.) I say in "the real." All right, motherfucker, don't correct ''me''. Corrections on, C, that's the deal, and Amy's all about the real. Okay. And that isn't the now it's the past. Okay? Tell them a death story. Amy. Maybe one that's not on your website? Because I know I've heard stories about Amy having boyfriends that drove around with dead bodies in the trunk. Amy had a boyfriend that was- slash a pimp that got shot dead in a phone booth. Amy watched the person get their head stepped on 'till their brains popped out of the top-

09:28 '''Doug Misicko '''
:So you never met a jealous ex-boyfriend?

09:31 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:I wouldn't give a fuck. They won't want to meet me. I don't give a fuck how big her friends are what they do. They better kill me or I fuck them up. And I'm not talking either. I mean, don't fuck with me. That's it. I'm a survivor, bitch. You know what I'm saying? Alright.

09:49 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:You know, I have so many dead people. I'm going to do a book: "Dead People I Used To Know"-

09:55 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Great story. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, great idea for a book! (Amy Bugbee: because, I know somebody-) It's gonna get ''stolen'' now.

10:02 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:Do you think people know enough dead people to fill a book?

10:05 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:They'll lie. It's some cunt like Jim Goad(?)'ll do his still- (mocking voice) "Dead People I Used to Know", even though he's never left his fucking typewriter. Oh, I forgot that C for cunt.

10:15 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:Oh, I gotta good one. In fact, I was just reminded of a story recently because I did a search-

10:20 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Ooh book story, I'm sorry to interrupt- "Dead People I Used To Know", that's a book Amy's going to work on. (Amy Bugbee: I'm working on it.) Yeah, right. She's working. Right. And that's a stellar idea. Because tell him about that book. How many people are dead that you know, and I just named off four off the top of my head.

10:34 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:Yeah, geez. I don't know. Probably a couple hundred. I probably know quite a few dead people.

10:39 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:A couple hundred is exaggeration. (Amy Bugbee: Okay, a hundred.) I mean, Amy does know- how many how many of your girlfriends have ended up in the lake over here? (Amy Bugbee: A couple.) two or three right (Amy Bugbee: Couple yeah, in Wolf Lake.) No shit man, we'll read a paper or story. There'll be something on the news. There was a girl found up in the lake, Amy will go, "I bet you that's one of my friends". And sure as shit, it is. This is the killing fields out here. That's [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calumet_City,_Illinois Cal City], the Calumet Region. (Amy Bugbee: Right. Just south of Chicago.) So talk to me, Amy. So I've had a lot of sugar, chocolate and coffee.

==Murder of Ernest Graves by Eddie Niksich==
11:07 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:Well, we recently, Shane had a friend over from Serial Killer Central. And we were talking about- (Shane Bugbee: [http://wagthegonzo.blogspot.com/2010/04/interview-with-joe-hiles-webmaster-of.html SK Central.com].) -SK Central.com. (Shane Bugbee: Joe [Hiles]!) And we were talking about serial killers in this area, and there was one guy who was gutting hookers, and we couldn't remember his name. So I did a search on my local newspaper website. And I found this crime I've had forgotten all about. When I was a kid, I knew this family, the Niksich family. In fact, I dated the youngest Niksich in junior high. But the ''oldest'' one, Eddie went to school with my sister. And this other guy we knew Pee Wee, who was like this hat guy who never went to school ''ever'' in his entire life — I think he dropped out in second grade — and he owed Eddie Niksich and this other dude some money. So they ran into him at a bar and he and they invited him back to his apartment. So they get him to the apartment and Eddie Niksich, his friend, and his friend's dad, [https://law.justia.com/cases/indiana/supreme-court/1992/45s00-9012-dp-812-4.html kill Pee Wee] and the guy ''he's'' with, throw them in the trunk and drive around with them for about a week. And anytime they drive up to their friends, "Hey, how you doing?" They drove up to the woods and they'd be like, hey, look what we got in the trunk and they'd open the trunk and show everybody they're dead friend (Shane Bugbee: Who is this now? The dead friend is Pee Wee?) Pee Wee Graves. Fitting name, huh?

12:29 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Is that his real name?

12:31 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:Yeah, it was Ernest Graves, is his real name. (Shane Bugbee: Hm, that's cool.) I always knew him as "Pee Wee", and when they got caught, of course — you know, driving around showing people your dead friend in the trunk — of course, they got caught and the guy who him and his father were two of the killers. He admitted later that he had killed like eight- eight girls and dumped him in Powderhorn Lake. So he turned out to be a serial killer. (Shane: Fu-ucked up. ''Death''.)

12:59 '''Doug Misicko '''
:So the friend of yours was the guy who was killed, not the serial killer

13:03 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:I knew two of them. I knew Eddie Niksich one of the killers. And I knew "Pee Wee" the kill-ee, as it were.

13:11 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:And this is totally separate from the other guy you dated that had a body in his trunk?

'''Amy Bugbee '''13:14
:Yeah, totally different.

13:17 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Man, that's funny- (exhale) You know, we should have waited for the end of the show for ''that'' one. I don't know what to say anymore. Oh, yeah, that's a good one.

13:25 '''Doug Misicko '''
:I know, you put a Dirty Sanchez on both of us. (All laugh)

13:29 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:I've seen a couple of deaths. I saw- I saw someone not as personal but I did see someone thrown on the third rail once right in front of me and get electrocuted. That was, you know. Oh! (Doug Misicko:Really?) As far as death goes, though, I did grow up in a funeral home. At least I spent my summers in a funeral home, so it was really weird. I used to help set out flowers for funerals, and stuff like that. And I always like the first couple of times I... poke at the- You know, see this body laying there in the face. The skin didn't look real. It's all makeup and stuff like that. And I'd poke the face- I'd like poke the cheek, and I remember the first time I did it, I poked it. And it cracked it all cracked apart. And I ran- I run up the stairs, "Wuuuuh!"

14:14 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Cracked how, like the makeup coming off?

14:17 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Right, right. Well, I didn't know at the time why? It took a couple of years for me to understand why it cracked. I thought it was crumbling like glass or something. Yeah, it was like, "Oh my god!", I fucking ran out of it. Right after a couple more years, seeing my uncle prepare bodies and stuff I had and- I'll talk more about the funeral home in F, in a couple shows, but finding out more I found out that I cracked the ''makeup''. It was so much makeup caked on there. That that cracked or something like that. And I remember getting in trouble that day. My uncle's like, "What happened Who touched-" you know, "Eho did that?" And you know, I said I ran into him with the flowers. But they knew I was lying. And they looked at me then like I was a sick demented person you know, and when it finally came out what I did for a living and it was on the cover ''[https://chicagoreader.com/news-politics/shocks-to-the-system/ The Reader]'' and all the serial killer stuff I saw whatever, they call my parents to say, see, we told you he was fucked up, you know, whatever. And anyway, that's- I can't top Amy's death stories.

==Death of Dana Plato==
'''Doug Misicko '''15:15
:With you. There's death D. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dana_Plato Dana Plato].

15:19 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Yeah, Dana P- why did you want to ask me about Dana Plato? I don't really talk about that too much now. But-

15:24 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Why not?

15:26 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:It's a horrible thing. I didn't like it. I got it out of my system with that [https://www.discogs.com/release/10817247-Dana-Platos-Last-Breath-Dana-Platos-Last-Breath book and CD I did], and I left it behind. That's why I did that book, and CD was hard, hard to deal with. Tell you the truth. It was really hard. It took me probably- took a year out of my life. And, you know, made me reassess things. It was a real hard thing. I know people- Hard to believe, you know, there I am taking tens of thousands of dollars from ''Extra'' and the ''National Enquirer'' and other people that do stories and stuff. But, you know, at the fucking time, you know, I do this for a living, I don't have a job, so when someone offers me five grand to talk, I talk. And I did it for all the right reasons. But I- What else was I gonna say about it? You have a specific question? It was horrible. The whole experience is horrible. Have to befriend someone, and then- and then- I guess my whole problem always is with potential. I don't mind the person dying. I don't mind a drug addict. But it's the ones that break my heart are the ones with so much potential, great potential, they can do something. And Dana Plato had- she started you know, I made friends with her. And she had so much potential and so much creativity and a lot of life in her, and she really wanted to live that life, and she's full of that and had potential to do something cool, and do something with her controversy. And it was a sad thing. And I was so close to it. Like she literally died on the phone to me and I was on the phone with her every day. For fucking 60 days, dude fucking eight hours a day. I listen every aspect of her life, so I understood she was getting out of the gutter. She was really, you know, I can understand that. And it was I don't know. Is there something specific? (Doug Misicko: No.) Do you want to know about that. I mean-

17:21 '''Doug Misicko '''17:13
:I really don't know the story that much. I was never- I didn't really know ''her'' I didn't you know, I don't know what she- I've never seen anything she was in or...before my time, I guess.

17:21 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Dana Plato. Before your time, yes I'm a little older than you, I grew up watching Dana Plato on TV, and she was about- probably a little older than older than me. But she was (Amy Bugbee: On "Diff’rent Strokes") -on "Diff’rent Strokes". And I'd seen that it was like a (Amy Bugbee: D.) -pre pre-pubescent type of, D, yeah, "Diff’rent Strokes", right. It was a pre-pubescent type of love affair- TV love affair. I think I ''whacked off'' to her one of the first ''whack offs'' I had or something like that. So it's that base, you know, I found that she was stripping in Vegas and wanted to exploit her and you know, get a sniff of that crotch or something. (laughs) And you know, when it worked out, I wanted to bring her up to Chicago to get her top off on the Internet or something to make money and we became friends and shit. We were starting to work on a nice book, a coffee table book of memories and shit like that. And you know, and I know that sounds weird that it- but it sucked because she had potential. She had potential it sucked to go through that shit as well.

==Dirty Sanchez==
18:20 '''Doug Misicko '''
:There seems to be controversy on the internet. Not about Dana Plato, that I know of, but about Dirty Sanchez. Now, when you're giving a Dirty Sanchez, do you stick your finger in ''her'' butt? And rub it over her upper lip? Or do you stick your finger in ''your own ass'' and then smear it across her upper lip? Or does it matter?

18:45 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Are you asking me?

18:46 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Yeah I'm asking you, I thought you were the Dirty Sanchez master.

18:49 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Oh no, I don't like that- I would never do that in a second. Just because I like a ''prostate'' rub once in a while has nothing to do with humiliation and degradation- degradation or you know... gross. Can you imagine-

'''Amy Bugbee '''19:05
:Oh I thought it was a mixed drink. "Dirty Sanchez."

19:09 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:I would imagine a Dirty Sanchez though the whole trip on that is to fucking do that to someone who doesn't like it you know? It's like humiliation right?

19:15 '''Doug Misicko '''
:All right. It's like the guys go out to get the prostitute and stay all dirty. Don't clean themselves. You talking about it...?

19:22 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Oh on A or something like that? (Doug Misicko: Yeah, further back.) yeah, yeah, I would assume that's something that you would do to an unsuspecting victim for sure. (Doug Misicko: Yeah.) You know "serve and protect", man, you got to be protecting yourself. Watch out for that fucking stink finger rubbing under your nose.

19:39 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Yeah, yeah. Don't let somebody hold your head under the covers.

19:43 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Yeah... What song we playing, Amy? You gave me a song here. What is it?

19:46 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Die_Warzau Die Warzau].

19:48 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Are you gonna keep pumping out this fag tunes or what? You got any Venom in the mix? (Amy Bugbee: for V!) All right, well- Amy a good DJ, I'm not gonna fuck with you too much. I'm gonna say- Die Warzau all you know-

20:00 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:I'm gonna have to do another "D" song for E because I got nothing for E (Shane Bugbee: Eazy-E!) Oh there we go!

20:05 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Easy-motherfucking-E! E that's what I got when I look flip on page E it says Ed the Creep and E- Easy-motherfucking-E and of course my favorite subject Eagle. Here, Die Warzau a good song I think right? Alright, enjoy the song. Kiddo.

==Die Warzau song break==
20:30
{| role="presentation" class="wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
| [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Engine_(Die_Warzau_album) "Liberated"] by Die Warzau
|-
|
:Take me to the high spaces
:White horses and blue gods
:Let them be like children again
:Blisters on my hands
:Back is broken
:Why can't I let go let it go
:
:Liberated - one mind one body soul
:Liberated - turn the universal merry go round
:I'm tired and I can't see
:Why the great blue current won't carry me carry me away
:When I'm tired and I can't sleep
:And the fear is all I know
:Open up your arms for me
:Come to take me home
:
:Liberated - one mind one body soul
:Liberated - turn the universal merry-go-round
:I'm tired and I can't see
:Why the great blue current won't carry me carry me away
:
:Take me from this body
:I hate this flesh I'm in
:Come and recreate me again
:Take my breath and make the wind
:My bones are dirt again
:I am everything
|}

==Shane Bugbee's Door Story==
25:44 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Yo! Song ended pretty... abruptly. Let's go, we're- that was Chris Connolly, was it? Or no. (Doug Misicko and Amy Bugbee, together: Die Warzau). They sound the fucking same to me... ''gay'' and Doug ''loves them''. And that the letter is D, and this is an impromptu type of talk show we're doing, where we have not really a topic we're just using a letter.

26:09'''Doug Misicko '''
:You know what I wanted to ask you too? (Shane Bugbee: "D".) I don't know if you'll be able to cover it in time. The fucking door you had a story, somebody's trying to burst- bust down your door.

26:20 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:We'll- use that for another one, break-in, or robbery or something like that break- ah fuck. (Doug Misicko: Ehhh.) I was gonna say "dad", but I can't- I don't know, D, door? I'll go with door. Fuck it. Door. Amy? You want to talk about the guy tried to break in the door? Remember? Doug wanted to talk about it? Okay, we live in Hammond, Indiana. Home of the fucking asshole, cunt, dirtiest pot,dirty — D — ''dickhead'' politicians. They don't do anything here- anyway. I'm taking a train to the city once, and I see this dude hanging out in the corner. I get really creeped by it. I come home, talk to Amy about it. And she says, "Oh yeah, the guy was creepy." You know he's over here, over there. I shut the door, lock things up. Well, sure is shit. The next Saturday I'm sitting on the couch. And I hear someone trying to fuckin' and like they try to open the door first. And then they knock and then they're like trying to open it. I open the door and go, "The fuck do you need?" And he goes "blah blah blah," you know like he was "I-I- was looking for some kids". He walks away while I call the fucking cops. Fuck this shit man try to break in. When I go get my my beater. You know, my big stick my axe handle. And I go out there to fucking you know, do the smackdown or something. I'm worried someone tried to break into my place. Cops. And I got two minutes here but the cops come. Hammond, dickhead cops. And they beat his ass on someone's porch like they're beaten him like [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rodney_King#1991_police_assault_in_Los_Angeles Rodney-fucking-King]. It was- it was great to see because the asshole tried to break into my house. I wish they would have shot him fucking dead. But they really beat his ass, and the guy fought back a lot. So there's "the door story". How do you like that door? There in my office with the big inch gap there. On the top right now.

28:05 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Yeah, good for the winter. Oh, yeah.

28:08 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Well, I have a ''hole'' in my bathroom ceiling. So in the winter, I sat here, I wonder why I got a walking case of pneumonia. And then I figured it out was the draft from the hole in my bathroom, and then no door there. You're speaking a door for D and this big fucking gap in my door. That's how I had gotten walking pneumonia. (Doug Misicko: So you get this breeze from the doors.) Yeah. So Doug wanted me to talk about door for D- boring. I wanted to say "dad", or my brother "Derek" or one of the bigger influences on me. Growing up, my real like my father was my father but my ''dad'' was [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Dahl Steve Dahl]. This is a like a DJ in Chicago. If you got a Dahl.com - D A H L - you'll see. He's the guy who did- oh! [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disco_Demolition_Night Disco Demolition]. He's the guy who ''did'' that. And growing up, it was cool. I'm like a fucking teenager, 10 years old or whatever. And he's, he's getting on the radio breaking disco records. "Disco sucks! Disco sucks!" So it was real cool to drive up to the local disco, and he'd have the van out there. And all these fucking prime fucking pieces of pussy hanging on him. And there- everyone's smoking weed and- he'd open up the van door and it's a loop man(?) known as a DJ, but he's nationally known and all that. "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wango_Tango_(song) Wango Tango]" is playing, right, and Ted Nugent. Big speakersm and they're blaring in at the disco causing trouble. It was cool. Anyway, we got 30 seconds. I'm Shane. Evil Now.com. Amy?

29:33 '''Amy Bugbee '''29:31
:Amy, Whore Of Horror.com

29:33 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Doug, Dysgenics.com

29:35 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Yeah, tune in next time for the letter E I think we talked, we'll be playing some Eazy-E

29:40 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:No more industrial music till "P".

29:44 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Oh, come on. Amy. I'm not giving you grief your your music tastes are unprecedented. I'm sure everyone's entertained. I'm just giving- you know, I give everyone a hard time. The love of my life, Amy. Whore Of Horror.com See you later everybody. All right I say we take a break and if anyone is listening on the live server I'm going to play some- ''[audio cuts out]''

=Letter E=
{{Audio|url=https://archive.org/download/abcshow/abcshow_e.mp3}}

'''Unknown Speaker '''00:00
:Oh It sure has been a long day.

'''Unknown Speaker '''00:06
:But there's still one thing I have to do before I fall asleep.

'''Unknown Speaker '''00:09
:What this does,

'''Unknown Speaker '''00:11
:I have to sing my ABCs so I won't forget them. A B C, D, E F G, H i j k, l m n o p, q r s, t, u, v,

'''Unknown Speaker '''00:27
:w

'''Unknown Speaker '''00:28
:x, y and z. Now I know my ABCs Next time won't you sing with me?

'''Unknown Speaker '''00:39
:Very nice big

'''Unknown Speaker '''00:43
:of you get to sleep

'''Unknown Speaker '''00:45
:like that. I know that you can

'''Unknown Speaker '''00:49
:actually be but I don't count. I count their bags of war. Listen. Bah Baa baa black sheep. Have you any? Yes sir. Yes sir. Three bags. One for the master. That's one bag of wool. And one for the dame. One plus one is two. That's two bags of wool. And one for the little girl who lives in the lane. Two plus one is three. That three bags of wool. Baa baa black sheep have you any bird? Yes sir. Yes sir. Three bags throughout the county by itself

'''Unknown Speaker '''01:32
:what about you Barry? How do you get to sleep

'''Unknown Speaker '''01:36
:I just look at all the little stars through my window and wonder what?

'''Unknown Speaker '''02:15
:Prairie That was beautiful.

'''Unknown Speaker '''02:17
:Yes. Let's all sing love Straub.

'''Unknown Speaker '''02:32
:See which way to go

'''Unknown Speaker '''02:42
:twin flame tween

'''Unknown Speaker '''02:56
:night young well. Good night everybody.

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:19
:Hey, wow, we took a 10 minute break and it feels like we're starting a whole new day. This is the ABC Alphabet ABCs of the alphabet show. Now ABCs of the last like the ABCs of the alphabet. That's my name now. Your name was as your brother would say. Very typical ABCs of hate or lost or something. Lunge was filth and yours was alphabet show. And I'm combining the two and saying this. This is the ABCs of the alphabet. And to to this show. It's not asked for stuttering it's E. E is the letter today. And Amy. Anything from E let's just start naming off a couple E's and we'll see what sounds the best. We'll go with the story.

'''Amy Bugbee '''04:14
:Me first

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:15
:well just name off a couple of your ease dunking them up. Okay.

'''Amy Bugbee '''04:18
:The expo excrement air.

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:21
:No Expo. Let's not talk about personal stuff. And remember, okay, this is the ABCs of the alphabet. It's a I don't know how to describe it to you. To you. I say it's impromptu type of talk show radio internet radio show.

'''Doug Misicko '''04:35
:Impromptu talk,

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:37
:right? And this is volume one we plan on doing the ABCs of alphabet Volume Two possibly if this works out, well. Doug's we're gonna get to ask for sleep soon.

'''Amy Bugbee '''04:49
:And the only criteria of our subject matter is that particular letter of the alphabet,

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:56
:right? We just say whatever comes to our mind first excrement I Love Why don't love it but that we did talk about dirty sanchez yesterday. I guess we have a running VM which had the ABCs of shit or something because we had the anal we had the thing A and we talked about a finger corneum and he said a corn coming out of a hookers on a hookers finger and what else Dirty Sanchez for de that's the smearing shit on your lip and not on your lip but on your victims lip.

'''Amy Bugbee '''05:26
:Talked about black women and cutting goalless or whatever.

'''Shane Bugbee '''05:30
:That's nice shed. Yeah, but that's not we're talking to excrement right?

'''Amy Bugbee '''05:35
:Oh, I thought we were just retracing, okay,

'''Doug Misicko '''05:37
:yeah, she's implying that because they're black. It's like waking shit.

'''Shane Bugbee '''05:40
:I say AMI AMI

'''Amy Bugbee '''05:43
:What do you guys ever eat?

'''Shane Bugbee '''05:45
:Well, I have Eazy E easy motherfucking Excuse me. And at the creep and ego dog what do you have for IE?

'''Doug Misicko '''05:56
:I had another ad but I had Gien I thought

'''Shane Bugbee '''06:00
:again right you know this is a I had him for je geen he's cool. But this is a good way to start the shows from now on since we're doing this right off the cuff we should just name off our list two E's and go with the most exciting because I got to say door sucked my dick for D when you said door my door Yeah, well you can talk to me about that any time I was like Door Door versus dad I gotta get dad ask open story any day man or something. But anyway,

'''Amy Bugbee '''06:26
:what else do you have for eat dog?

'''Doug Misicko '''06:30
:Again, endowed you eugenics Oh, you

'''Shane Bugbee '''06:35
:got to do that.

'''Doug Misicko '''06:36
:Yeah, and evil now? Yeah, that's in and times which I feel I have to explain you know, they did that whole and time series.

'''Shane Bugbee '''06:45
:I don't understand that. That's good. excrement, excrement and endowed are the running themes of the show. We it is the ABCs of film

'''Doug Misicko '''06:54
:anima should be in their animal excrement.

'''Amy Bugbee '''06:57
:Oh, you're right.

'''Shane Bugbee '''06:59
:Why don't you start with one of your stories dogs and she seemed to have a good story there. For which one or I mean anyone jump in what do you want to do Amy? And times and times Amy's picking end times?

'''Doug Misicko '''07:10
:You guys haven't heard anything about this? I don't know what the fuck there's like some fucking 15 book series out it just ended recently but written by two fundamentalist Christians all about the end times. Jesus comes back down to earth. Final book you know his bullshit it sells a lot it's like New York Times bestseller stuff it's filthy people love it and it's it's scary it's scary that a lot of people buy this this shit

'''Shane Bugbee '''07:40
:you know I wonder why when we did be We didn't say book because Doug has to guide them bring up a book every fucking thing which is cool. I love that you are a bookworm. I love books. I don't have enough time to read them and that's cool. So n times explain more What do you want to is that it?

'''Doug Misicko '''07:55
:Well they actually did like a made for TV movie with fucking Kirk Cameron in it.

'''Shane Bugbee '''08:01
:Oh Kirk Cameron the guy from yeah so I

'''Doug Misicko '''08:03
:thought you would have heard of this you know he's a religious

'''Shane Bugbee '''08:07
:you gotta wait why would we know about a pitch

'''Doug Misicko '''08:09
:because you guys seem to know about film because he had made for

'''Shane Bugbee '''08:13
:TV but you keep implying we don't addiction or we'd know about Kirk Cameron

'''Doug Misicko '''08:19
:for TV when it came out on DVD

'''Shane Bugbee '''08:22
:to cut you with the fucking knife K for cut at night image. It can be the que que que no Kirk Cameron yet Amy he was a really he's a religious coup.

'''Amy Bugbee '''08:31
:Isn't that the guy from that?

'''Shane Bugbee '''08:32
:Right? wouldn't wouldn't start with the girl that was in Playboy, right? That's freaky. He's in this Christian movie and it was on ABC or major motion network or whatever. I don't really know. Amy was just talking about them trying to put God into TV more so it ties in with end times.

'''Doug Misicko '''08:50
:There's some there's some pop star bitch I think she's oh shit I have no idea who she is but my brother sent me an article about her where she's bad mouth and Britney Spears for looking like a sloth and telling all her listeners that they should refrain from sex you know practice abstinence which is

'''Shane Bugbee '''09:10
:what that was Britney's sales pitch when she was doing all that shit for the longest time

'''Amy Bugbee '''09:17
:or something

'''Doug Misicko '''09:18
:no I don't think so. She like that

'''Shane Bugbee '''09:21
:No, no Mandy Moore is not like that. I don't think

'''Doug Misicko '''09:25
:she'll maybe she'll they're peddling or is like

'''Shane Bugbee '''09:29
:I don't know but fuck them all.

'''Doug Misicko '''09:34
:Yeah,

'''Shane Bugbee '''09:35
:then times is that

'''Doug Misicko '''09:36
:it? Is about it

'''Shane Bugbee '''09:39
:all right, well, the ease is gonna be for silence

'''Amy Bugbee '''09:42
:Yeah

'''Doug Misicko '''09:45
:enema now you well you haven't again story at least you get at least got it. One at Densmore. Yeah, I

'''Shane Bugbee '''09:52
:haven't had gained story. To admit to stealing the game stone I don't remember if I've done that on the air. I think I have. I'm not necessarily admitting to actually taking it. But I had a hand in obtaining the game stone. Let's let me let me phrase it that way. Well fuck it. I'll tell you I took the fucking thing. How about that? And it was for a good reason. I know it sounds crazy and odd for good cause Well, really, this is my I know this is maybe twisted, but it's not when you hear it. We go up I got to see at Greenstone right. And I've been there before, fun to go up and visit. It's always cool to go to Plainfield and have a slice of ham at the local place and pretend to eat and flesh and shit. You know, so it's cool. And, you know, Amy, we've been up the playing field before. It's a fun time. And creepy. Yeah, Amy, Amy's got a good story about playing field and stuff. It's fun. So I go up there, and I'm at the stone and it literally says, and you'll see pictures on my site evil now.com From time to time, and I saw gravestone rubbings of the head gain rate gravestone, and in the rubbing jewel even see a 666 carved in the head of the stone. Look over your shoulder, Doug, there's a rubbing 666 carved in it. Yes. And it said I masturbate to your picture every day written in big black mark on the front of the stone over this cross. And on top, it said something about worshiping again. And I was looking at it, I had a kick out of it. It was funny it see a syringe sticking out of the ground and whiskey bottle roaches, it was fun for me. But I look over my shoulder. I said grandma and a family and they're going to put flowers on their relatives grave. And I didn't like being there. Because I don't like to bother other people with my fun and games, really, I don't want to upset them in their eyes. They have every right to be putting flowers in the grave and respecting their dead relative and I feel sort of odd being there. But I understand that this game stone belongs to the world. It belongs to my world. It belongs to our world. You know what I'm saying? That right, Amy? It belongs we would enjoy seeing that we don't have any problem looking at that. And it's not. It's not like that those people had a problem see bikers over my head gains don't add gains get more visitors than, you know, people that are probably worthy, worthy folks, you know, productive individuals and their society. And so I said fuck it. I'm taking this out of here. They're going to cheer me as a hero. I'm going to take a Tabor parade leaving town.

'''Amy Bugbee '''12:28
:Let's face it, you're getting the worst kind of people up there. If they're writing I masturbate to your photo every day and stuff. Like I have no respect for the people in the town. Yeah.

'''Shane Bugbee '''12:37
:And I had some respect for hard working productive society they have there. And so I took the Greenstone out of there with a couple of drug addict Mexicans and you know, paid them five bucks ahead and you know, and they took it out of there with me and it was it was interesting to say the least, and about a month later it pops up on the news at games don't stolen. And you know, we had it. Amy. Where did we have that stolen for the longest time

'''Amy Bugbee '''13:09
:in our van as the passenger seat? Yeah.

'''Shane Bugbee '''13:13
:So it was interesting. A lot of our friends would have to sit on the cushion then they'd know that we're sitting on Edgar in stone and I made a ton of grave Robins not a ton but a lot of multicolored grave Robins which no one's ever really done with grave Robins. I happen to know this. trace the history of grave Robins I've never seen a multicolored grave Robin, but that again no one's had a grave Robin sit in their basement for months to play with. So it was cool a lot of friends came over and took photos with it at Gaines cool as far as serial killers go. I don't really console consider him I like a serial killer. Just a eccentric eccentric another E word. I just considered him an eccentric I mean he was

'''Amy Bugbee '''13:55
:he was mostly digging up people really? Yeah

'''Shane Bugbee '''13:57
:digging up experimenting with dead bodies making furniture

'''Amy Bugbee '''14:02
:skulls for soup bowls.

'''Shane Bugbee '''14:04
:I think some of his kills were accidental really? Or you know misplaced you know I think he's like He was like a big bear that loved him so much he hugged them and just crashed him and crushed the spine or something he

'''Doug Misicko '''14:17
:wasn't a big guy

'''Shane Bugbee '''14:18
:No but I'm I'm I mean to put it like you know like a bear would or friendly big person big retarded guy in a mindset we would hug and break you like Frankenstein you know with the kid the girl right? Girl and picked it up and just broke the girl in half you know that's that's how it was. And so I saw again as someone like that really not meaning to kill you just like Dahmer just didn't want you to leave. Yeah, didn't want to kill you. He just didn't want you to leave. Right You know, so that was at Dean.

'''Doug Misicko '''14:48
:I know nothing about gains. Later years ago after he was caught his incarceration. I know nothing about oh, well that's

'''Shane Bugbee '''14:57
:interesting in itself for sure. You know he's lived in a state like psychology war didn't talk much. You know?

'''Doug Misicko '''15:02
:He's he they put him in psychiatric

'''Shane Bugbee '''15:05
:Yeah, he was imprisoned in a mental institution till the end of his life

'''Amy Bugbee '''15:09
:for like 35 years or something wasn't a real long time. Did he

'''Doug Misicko '''15:13
:have any public statements on you do a couple interviews

'''Shane Bugbee '''15:16
:with police lawyers, stuff like that, but not much. I mean, at one point it was That's all he would tell people. Everything that's to be said has been said. And that's any Ollie would ever say to people who worked at the institution.

'''Doug Misicko '''15:28
:Sounds like people we've been trying to talk to you lately. Yeah. Well, you

'''Amy Bugbee '''15:32
:know what the Sheriff of Plainfield said, This is good. That Ed gain had the finest collection and nipples he'd ever seen.

'''Doug Misicko '''15:42
:Was Was he serious that he'd seen more that he'd seen more than Ed's collection and nipples?

'''Amy Bugbee '''15:48
:I think it's possible in playing field

'''Doug Misicko '''15:51
:you know cutting off the nipples is sounding like it's really common remember that's

'''Shane Bugbee '''15:56
:that's a that's a fucking crime. You know, we get to and I plan on talking just about my nipples and waving them around for you. Yeah, nipples don't fight you next time

'''Doug Misicko '''16:07
:inspect your salami on your pizza. Especially in this neighborhood. So

'''Shane Bugbee '''16:15
:II ego a what is that skinny puppy song starts with an E of somebody eviscerate or something like that?

'''Doug Misicko '''16:22
:No, you're thinking assimilate and that's a similar

'''Shane Bugbee '''16:26
:you know, we should have never took that break

'''Doug Misicko '''16:29
:so far

'''Shane Bugbee '''16:32
:is we made it to D he's fucking crashing.

16:36 '''Doug Misicko '''
:I thought I thought by now I'd be spouting off about eugenics.

16:41 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:Well, get spouting.

16:42 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Get spouting, bitch. Spout, bitch, spout. Where’s that timer?

16:53'''Doug Misicko '''
:Now eugenics for those who are unschooled--

16:56 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Alright, I think we’ll play eugenics after Easy E.

17:00 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Oh yeah, go ahead. Yeah, why not?

'''Shane Bugbee'''
:I think we’re gonna play one song. You got Easy E in there?

'''Doug Misicko'''
:He’s a good case for eugenics, yeah yeah.

'''Shane Bugbee'''
:He’s a good case for eugenics. There you go.

'''Doug Misicko'''
:He’s E.

'''Shane Bugbee'''
:Easy motherfucking E

'''Amy Bugbee '''17:08
:I think it's

'''Shane Bugbee '''17:11
:just one easy motherfucking II Eazy E E

==Eazy-E Song Break==
17:36 '''Canned Audio''' 
{| role="presentation" class="wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
| [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real_Muthaphuckkin_G%27s Real Muthaphuckkin G's] by Eazy-E
|-
|
[Intro]
:Compton, Compton, Compton
:Ah, real motherfuckin' G's
:Ah, real motherfuckin' G's
:Ah, real motherfuckin' G's
:Ah, real motherfuckin' G's

[Verse 1: Eazy-E & Dresta]
:Ayo, Doctor, here's another proper track
:And it's fat, watch the sniper, time to pay the piper
:And let that real shit provoke
:See, you's a wannabe Loc and you'll get smoked and I hope
:That your fans understand when you talk about sprayin' me
:The same records that you makin' is payin' me
:Motherfuck Dre! Motherfuck Snoop! Motherfuck Death Row!
:Yo, and here comes my left blow
:'Cause I'm the E-A-Z-Y-E and this is the season
:To let the real motherfuckin' G's in
:You're like a kid, you found a pup, and now you're dapper
:But tell me, where the fuck you found an anorexic rapper?
:Talkin' 'bout who you gon' squabble with and who you shoot
:You're only sixty pounds when you're wet and wearin' boots
:Damn, E, they tried to fade you on Dre Day
:But Dre Day only meant Eazy's payday
:All of a sudden Dr. Dre is the G Thang
:But on his own album covers he was a she-thang
:So, nigga please, nigga please
:Don't step to these motherfuckin' real G's
:[Chorus: Eazy-E, The D.O.C. & Dr. Dre]
:Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless
:Yo, Dre! (What's up?)
:Boy, you should've known by now
:Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless
:Yo, Dre! (What's up?)
:Boy, you should've known—

[Verse 2: Dresta]
:Every day it's a new rapper claimin' to be dapper than the Dresta
:Softer than a bitch but portray the role of gangsta
:Ain't broke a law in your life
:Yet every time you rap you yap about the guns and knife
:Just take a good look at the nigga and you'll capture
:The fact that the bastard is simply just an actor
:Who mastered the bang and the slang and the mental
:Of niggas in Compton, Watts, and South Central
:Never ever once have you ran with the turf
:But yet in every verse claim you used to do the dirt
:But tell me, who's a witness to your fuckin' work?
:So you never had no business, so save the drama, jerk!
:Niggas straight kill me, knowin' that they pranksters
:This is goin' out to you studio gangstas
:See, I did dirt, put in work, and many niggas can vouch that
:So since I got stripes, I got the right to rap about that
:But niggas like you, I gotta hate ya
:'Cause I'm just tired of suburbia niggas
:Talkin' about they come from projects
:Knowin' you ain't seen the parts of the streets, G
:Think you started tryna bang around the time of the peace treaty
:Wearin' khakis and mob while you rhyme
:Little fag tried to sag, but you're floodin' at the same time
:And your set don't accept ya; scared to kick it with your homies
:'Cause you know they don't respect ya
:So, nigga please, check nuts
:Before you step to these motherfuckin' real G's
:You might also like
:Fuck Wit Dre Day (And Everybody’s Celebratin’)
:Dr. Dre

[Verse 3: B.G. Knocc Out]
:Well, it's the Knocc Out, definition "Original baby gangsta"
:Approach me like you hard, motherfucker, I'ma bank ya
:Shank ya, with my fuckin' shank, if I have to
:Dr. Dre and Snoop Doggy Dogg are fuckin' actors
:Pranksters, studio gangstas, busters
:But this time you're dealin' with some real motherfuckers
:G's, nigga please, don't try to step
:'Cause if you do, then a peeled cap is all that would be left
:See, young niggas like me will break you off somethin'
:Claimin' my city — but Dre, you ain't from Compton
:Niggas like y'all is what I call wannabes
:And ain't shit compared to real motherfuckin' G's

[Chorus: Eazy-E, The D.O.C. & Dr. Dre]
:Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless
:Yo, Dre! (What's up?)

[Verse 4: Eazy-E]
:I never met a O.G. who never did shit wrong
:You tried to diss the Eazy-E, so now, nigga, it's on
:You and your Doggy Dogg think that y'all hoggin' shit
:Both of you bitches can come and suck my doggy dick
:Beatin' up a bitch don't make you shit, but then again
:Some niggas think it makes a man
:Damn, it's a trip how a nigga could switch so quick
:From wearin' lipstick to smokin' on chronic at picnics
:And now you think you're bigger
:But to me you ain't nothin' but a bitch-ass nigga
:That ain't worth a food stamp
:And at Death Row, I hear you gettin' treated like bootcamp
:Gotta follow your sergeant's directions
:Or get your ass pumped with the Smith & Wesson
:Learn a lesson from the Eaze
:Stay in your place and don't step to real motherfuckin' G's

[Chorus: Eazy-E, The D.O.C. & Dr. Dre]
:Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless
:Yo, Dre! (What's up?)
:Boy, you should've known by now
:Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless
:Yo, Dre! (What's up?)
:Boy, you should've known by now
:Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless
:Yo, Dre! (What's up?)
:Boy, you should've known by now
:Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless
:Yo, Dre! (What's up?)
:Boy, you should've known by now
:Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless
:Yo, Dre! (What's up?)
:Boy, you should've known by now
:Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless
:Yo, Dre! (What's up?)
:Boy, you should've known by now
:Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless
:Yo, Dre! (What's up?)
:Boy, you should've known by now
:Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless
:Yo, Dre! (What's up?)
:Boy, you should've known by now
:Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless
:Yo, Dre! (What's up?)
:Boy, you should've known by now
:Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless
:Yo, Dre! (What's up?)
:Boy, you should've known by now
:Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless
:Yo, Dre! (What's up?)
:Boy, you should've known by now

[Outro: Eazy-E, The D.O.C. & Dr. Dre]
:Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless
:Yo, Dre! (What's up?)
:Boy, you should've known by now: Eazy Duz It
|}

==Eugenics==
21:44 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:One way or the other bad brother and that was easy to the motherfucker. And that was Doug Doug's not really into Negros. You know, that was fun. Yeah, you don't really like rap there, either. "N" is for "Negro". We'll talk about that later. You know, I live with a Negro family. Ok. Eugenics. Doug at dysgenics.com . Doug is the king dysgenics guy there, or no, he’s the Overlord. I’m sorry. Overlord@Dysgenics.com is his email. Amy’s here with us. WhoreOfHorror. I’m Shane. Many websites. EvilNow, ThreeRingRadio, etcetera, etcetera. We are doing an ABC’s of the alphabet, and it’s an impromptu type of talk radio show, and the only thing that we’re starting off with is a letter, and we just go at it, and the first thing that comes to our mind, we rap about. So Doug had brought up eugenics.

22:57 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Yeah, eugenics. Right right, right, right. No, no, no. Eugenics is the practice of proper breeding to produce a better gene pool, and a lot of people try to say that it doesn’t work, and that you can’t breed people better because of too many variables or anything else, but everybody knows through common sense that’s a bunch of shit because we’ve seen horse breeders, we’ve seen animal breeders, we’ve seen everything else. I mean, people give a shit about the papers when they get their dog. People give a shit about those things because they know it works. We know there’s facts of heredity. We know that smart people can have a stupid kid, and you know, stupid people can sometimes have a smart kid, but that’s called deviation from the mean, and it’s not uncommon. That happens, but nonetheless, I feel there should be a eugenics policy, or at least something to curb it’s opposite, which is dysgenics, which is producing inferior breeds through, like fetal alcohol syndrome, or crack babies, or whatever. We shouldn’t promote that, and often people will ask me, you know...

24:08 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Oh really? Lots of people ask professor Doug. “Oh, people will ask me...”

24:11 '''Doug Misicko'''
:People will often ask me “How can you promote an idea like eugenics? Who is qualified... Who’s going to decide who is qualified to have a kid, and who’s not?” You know? And I always tell them that I would be happy to decide. I would be happy to put up some kind of standardized test, like driving a fucking car, Y’know?

24:33 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:So you would decide?

24:35 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Why not?

25:36 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Why? Why is the real question.

24:38 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Well, I think there’s a certain set of rules...

24:40 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Are you a painter? Do you make twelve thousand dollars a year?

24:42 '''Doug Misicko'''
:We’re gonna get to that. We’re gonna get to that on "G".

24:46 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:What are your qualifications, sir?

24:47 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Right, right. My qualifications is that if nobody else is willing to decide, I will!

24:51 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:*laughs* Doug, I think this is why we like you.

24:54 '''Doug Misicko'''
:That’s right.

24:55 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Doug, I think this might be why we like you. It’s not just your quirky look.

'''Amy Bugbee '''25:07
:It's kind of an E word. I-

'''Shane Bugbee '''25:10
:Oh, wait, we've only got five minutes left. That's a start. You know, Doug almost told me last night. He's like, I go. So we started talking he started talking about I'm sorry to interrupt your eugenics. Doug has one eye got a no joke.

'''Doug Misicko '''25:24
:Oh my god, I got two fucking eyes and one's mangled and scarred. And that's it.

'''Shane Bugbee '''25:29
:Okay. Okay, one doesn't quite work, right? It's not

'''Doug Misicko '''25:32
:like I got one in the center of my head.

'''Shane Bugbee '''25:39
:You're fucking wonderful. That's great. You're right. He has one broken eye. And the other night we're talking about college, but then he tells me he's to smoke some weed to help out with design. It was a good medicine help. We felt that right away went right to the spot. And you know, he felt not as fucked up as pills. And I said, so we're talking about I said, what? I don't understand what happened here. I really I wasn't asking what happened and I don't understand how this weed helped. I want to know what did you have cancer? The eye is the you know, poked out. You know, he's like, I don't talk about that. I don't tell anyone that. I'm like well, you're talking talking about you got them. I man you're talking about smoking weed for your bed. I said what's wrong? And I say why? You got bum eye? You know, like, oh, man, My knee hurts. How do you get a bum knee? How can you tell the weather with your bad knee? You know, someone's fucking broke my knee and a horse. Dog won't talk about as I come on, dog.

'''Doug Misicko '''26:36
:I told you it's an injury. What kind of situation it doesn't. Oh, look, I don't tell you. I'm gonna tell whoever the fox listening. I mean, come on. Dad. It was an accident. I didn't you I didn't I've never even told my main

'''Shane Bugbee '''26:51
:kids a fuck man yet. I'll tell you made a lot of things. Start talking

'''Doug Misicko '''26:55
:about that. No, no, no. Carry on.

'''Shane Bugbee '''26:59
:No, really? Well, what's the big deal though? Really? Why is it so personal? It just wanted things. I don't know.

'''Amy Bugbee '''27:06
:I don't I don't know. Something really embarrassing.

'''Shane Bugbee '''27:09
:Yeah, like so I got it. If somebody somebody who's running with scissors, right? It's got to be somewhere he would be Pat failing his own eugenics test. It's one of those things where Okay, dude, if I tell you this, I would be put in the oven man. My own oven. My test. I failed. This is there you have all the qualifications to do the eugenics test now, because you failed your own test at some point.

'''Doug Misicko '''27:34
:I'm not that's not true.

'''Shane Bugbee '''27:35
:Did you stick your own electrical socket?

'''Doug Misicko '''27:39
:Put my fucking eye in there. Yeah, there's your reason. I used to stick my eye on everything.

'''Shane Bugbee '''27:47
:Now the dogs are cool, straight shooter and he's a cool guy no matter what.

'''Amy Bugbee '''27:52
:Well, you know, did you ever hear about the one eyed prostitute and at the Everly club in Chicago? She had a glass eye and she would take it out so men could do the No way. Yeah, this was in like the 1880s this is

'''Shane Bugbee '''28:09
:well documented. This isn't what Amy's stories were you don't know whether to believe or not until you get to know her and, and you've seen the blood on Amy's hands up to her elbows. This is a real story.

'''Amy Bugbee '''28:19
:Wow, this club was run by the release. I've heard of the Everly club man. Yeah, they had a one eyed prostitute there.

'''Shane Bugbee '''28:26
:So Doug, we've got a job for you. Is that what happened?

'''Amy Bugbee '''28:28
:Are you a descendant?

'''Doug Misicko '''28:30
:I can't take my eye out. I don't have a glass. I got my original parts.

'''Amy Bugbee '''28:35
:But you have a detached retina right.

'''Doug Misicko '''28:38
:I had a detached eye it's detached a few times. And they had to cut out scarring and all that other shit.

'''Shane Bugbee '''28:43
:I think you hit the scissor on the point. Amy when you said he asked me something so fucking stupid. He doesn't want to admit it. And he was experimenting on myself. I can make my brown eyes blue.

'''Doug Misicko '''28:58
:The knitting needle was so beautiful. I want to look closer. Right

'''Shane Bugbee '''29:05
:you know we got great. Two minutes let's come up with all the reasons

'''Doug Misicko '''29:11
:let's go on to another ie you got evil now at the beach Oh yes, the guy from that comic that was from there from like the gift box comic

'''Shane Bugbee '''29:31
:his brother over breadsticks? Is that a good one is I like the I in the electrical socket. Dog is about storm out of

'''Doug Misicko '''29:43
:the fucking knife.

'''Amy Bugbee '''29:44
:Well there's eyelash curler No,

'''Shane Bugbee '''29:45
:it's fucked up is the next one is F so I fear what Doug does with fat now. I'm setting the stage for fucking ritual abuse. Go ahead, Amy. Talk to talk to God.

'''Doug Misicko '''29:59
:Ciao. Talk to me. Don't talk to me talk. Talk amongst yourselves. For feelings.

'''Shane Bugbee '''30:11
:I think we lost a friend. All right, this is the ABCs of the alphabet or something like that. We're just bringing up a letter and talk about stories. That

=Letter F=
{{Audio|url=https://archive.org/download/abcshow/abcshow_f.mp3}}

00:00 '''[singer]'''
:A C D E F, G, H, I J, K L M N O P, Q R S and T U V, W X and Y and Z. I just said my ABCs now it's your turn. Follow me: A B C D E F G, H I J K L M N O P, Q R S and T U V, W X and Y and Z. Happy happy all are we, now we learned our ABCs. Now we learned our ABCs.

01:21 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Hey everybody. Yeah ABCs of, I can't still fucking remember what you said before - filth! Hey, F. We're on F this uh, this show. We're on F. We just finished up with I. We're on F and (Doug Misicko:: E!) Oh, I guess (Amy Bugbee: You're delirious) it wasn't I it was E - what a slip. Okay, we just, we just finished up with the letter ''E''. And now we're on F. And this is a show- what, it's like a talk show but the only subject we have here we just start off with the letter we toss the first thing that comes to our mind - F. Oh I'm dead here I'm dead. We're gonna end the show with "fat". I wanna start it with fat. Oh God, I am fat. Okay, yeah, so we can start with F there. Fat, I have, so we started the last show was pretty fun. We started with talking about a bunch of things and we just pick things to talk about. On E, Doug had spoke about eugenics and he brought up Ed Gein for me to talk about. Was good conversation. Amy, F. What do you have for F, I have I have my man "Farrakhan". "Fat", of course, that's, that's my middle name. "Fucked up" - I like to get, and "failure". Right next to fucked up. You know, I like to get fucked up and it makes me a failure sometimes. Amy, what do you have for F? Oh, I have fuck too. But that's just you know, I don't want I, again, I don't want to be cursed by Doug's brother. Or maybe we can get him on the phone for a couple of these shows. Because he's just gonna sit there. "Very typical. Very typical. Not surprising." I think we have to introduce the audience to your brother now. You think he'll come on the air, Doug?

03:27 '''Doug Misicko'''
:I don't have his number on me.

03:29 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Can you call your dad?

03:30 '''Doug Misicko'''
:''He'' doesn't have his number. Those two don't talk.

03:34 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Oh, I'm sorry. That's sorry. How about your mom?

03:38 '''Doug Misicko'''
:My brother doesn't talk to my parents.

03:40 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Right on I like your brother. I don't, I didn't talk to my parents for 16 years.

03:46 '''Amy Bugbee'''
Would that be a "Feud"?

03:47 '''Shane Bugbee'''
Feud, Family Feud, Doug! Come on. Give us a story. No, okay. Doug's like, "Leave me alone. Fuck you, fatty". Come on, say it Doug. Come on Mr. Nice!

03:58 '''Doug Misicko'''
:No, no no. Just, you know, the private shit (Shane Bugbee: There's no reason.) - I'm a very closed individual.

04:08 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Well, we were talking about anal I forget what was it, no Dirty Sanchez. Okay, forget it. That was a couple shows ago.

==Felching==
04:14 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Well, I was wondering about felching.

04:16 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Oh beautiful, you do have the ABCs of filth on your mind, bro. Felching. What else?

04:20 '''Doug Misicko'''
:No, I know but no, but well felching we I gotta clarify what what exactly felching is.

04:26 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Felching is taking a straw and sucking the cum out of an orifice. (Doug Misicko: All right). Isn't that it?

04:33 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:I don't know. What is it?

04:35 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Felching is it was it started in the gay community, what, at least what they rumored is, and you would cum inside the ass, and then you would take a straw and suck that cum out.

04:46 '''Doug Misicko'''
:That well- I think it also applies to there's a vaginal felching right...?

04:51 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Right, but that's where it started. That was the origins of the joke. The felch joke, but sure. Now that's a big deal in porno now. They do do a lot of that. Yeah, very erotic.

05:00 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Oh yeah, it's a big turn-on to people.

05:03 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:It's not just the ass though it's also vagina. Oh, there was that great thing ''Clerks'' where they talked about snowballing. Remember, they kept talking about snowballing, and they were like, "What's a snowball?" It's like, oh, when a girl gives you a blow job, she she takes the load in her mouth and she spits it back in your mouth. It's something like that. They're like, "oh, dude you've done that?" You know, it's it was in ''Clerks''. It was a funny scene, but reminds me of felching. (Doug Misicko: Yeah it's pretty bad) Have you ever felched, or been felched? Are you a felchee, or a felcher?

==Doug Misicko on snowballing==
05:31 '''Doug Misicko'''
:No, no, I got snowballed too un-, unwittingly. I'd have to punch the bitch.

05:37 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Really? You make them brush their teeth afterwards? There ain't no making out if they had your dick in their mouth.

05:42 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Right? Listerine first.

05:44 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Really?

05:45 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Yeah. I'm one of those dudes though. Like soon as I'm done I'll, I'll wash off first, you know what I mean?

05:51 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:So you're washing your dick in the sink. Your dad comes in, grabs you by the head and says son that was from that was we watched the movie the other night, ''Bully'', and that was in the scene. We thought it was we didn't understand was the father raping him, loving him? What? (Doug Misicko: What was being implied?) Yeah, he's washing his dick in the sink. His dad comes in and says "Son, I have an electronics store for you," and grabs him by the face anyway. So have you've ever been felched?

06:13 '''Doug Misicko'''
:No, no.

06:15 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Are you a felchee, or a felcher?

06:16 '''Doug Misicko'''
:I'm neither - none of the above.

06:17 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:If you were in prison, and you really had no choice. What would you pick?

06:21 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Oh, somebody would be sucking the cum out of me.

06:24 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:I see. So you're the ass-fuckee? Not the ass-fucker.

06:28 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Oh, well, I guess you're right. That would imply I need to be ass-fucked.

06:32 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Ah ha! You are the ass-fuckee, buddy, you admitted it.

06:35 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Well, no, I'm assuming you'd have to suck my own cum out. They'd have to have a straw up my urethra, I guess.

06:40 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Well, that's a whole new fucking... (Amy Bugbee: Youch) Yeah. All right. Well, felching any other Fs there?

06:45 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Fisting.

06:46 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Oh, God you are- what happened, is it the pins, did the pins do it to you, fisting? We went over butter-fisting though. Now Amy's a professional butter-fister. Anyone would like to apply to be fisted? Male or female? I'm sure Amy will just stick a fist in any of you. Whore Of Horror.com.

07:04 '''Amy Bugbee'''
You could put in an application.

07:06 '''Shane Bugbee'''
Did we all introduce each other this time? I don't think we did (Doug Misicko: Yeah it could be...) this is Doug. He runs a website called Dysgenics and it hasn't been run since 1988. (Doug Misicko: That's right). There's cobwebs on it. And you when you go to there. It's funny. You'll see these- the only thing he's done, his brother put up these HTML style tumbleweeds that blow across it. It's really modern Flash. Flash of tumbleweeds rolling. And Amy does Whore Of Horror.com. A fabulous horror writer and lovely wife and a mother of my many books and dogs. You know, it's a wonderful life we have here. And I'm Shane, Evil Now.com Among other things, Michael, Mike Hunts On Fire.com. And so there's our introductions. Amy, what do you have for us?

07:54 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Not much good. (Shane Bugbee: Not much good?) I have something I can't read my writing. I don't remember what it meant. Fat, food, force, fiends, fuck, factories, fist fire, and fill.

08:05 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Boy I love that right in a row keep saying it, I'm gonna take my pants off. What was the force? Or forced? e-d or force?

08:12 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:You know, I just put force but forced, either/or.

08:16 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:I like that one. Forced, force?

08:19 '''Doug Misicko'''
:What about fire?

==Fire stories==
08:21 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Oh, fire. Your father was a fireman. That's great. We were talking a little bit about crispy critters, when we talk C. (Amy Bugbee: That's true.) Talk to us about being the daughter of a fireman. I know being the husband of the daughter of a fireman has been a pretty creepy experience. Just to hear some of her stories growing up listening every morning at the breakfast table listening about how her father took burned babies, dead people out of buildings. That's what she grew up on. Amy, got any stories like why your dad quit the fire department? He just told us that really emotional story. And it was it was something a little touching.

08:58 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Well, he was eligible for retirement for a while, but he kept staying on and what finally made him quit was, he had gone to an early morning fire because firemen work 24 hours at a time so he would start work at like eight in the morning and get off eight the next morning. So I guess early the morning before his shift ended, there was a fire in this apartment. He went there. And the police were there and the mother- this woman was there and she said that she couldn't find her daughter, that there was a fire in the closet, but the policemen had looked in the closet and didn't see any children. The mother had looked in the closet said she didn't see any children. A couple other firemen had gone in to look for her and didn't see her. And I mean it's a closet, you know. You would think it would be really easy to find a child in a burnt closet, but in fires you know, nothing is as it seems and there's smoke and stuff like that. So my dad went in and looked around and carried the little girl out. And of course she was dead. And he put in his retirement papers that day and moved to Minnesota shortly thereafter. And read in a newspaper article a few years later that this woman had had another baby and done the exact same thing. So the little girl hadn't started the fire like they had thought. The mother had put the kid in there and lit the closet on fire to get rid of her and she did it to another child a few years later.

10:26 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:No fucking way.

10:27 '''Doug Misicko'''
:See, and she’s probably had ten more kids. That’s what I’m talking about with eugenics. Fucking people should be sterilized.

10:35 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:We're on F, motherfucker. (Doug Misicko: Yeah I know, but still.). You felching, fisting, fuck. Wow, that's- that's fucked up. For sure. That's, look, at fucked up for sure. Wow, that's that's crazy that she went on to start keep killing like that. That's that's. That's sad. What do you think after all those times of your father carrying out babies? I wanted to ask him this, but I couldn't because he seemed to be really upset by that, sorry. I wanted to ask him what was different about that one than the others? What do you think it was, just too old and sick of seeing it? Too many years doing that?

11:04 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Well, yeah, I think it was just the straw that broke the camel's back. I mean, my dad, you know, before I go to school, my dad would come home from work and talk about stuff that had happened. And, you know, there were just so many stories like that, there was one where they went into an apartment, like a garret apartment, you know, an attic apartment that had burned and the guy and his children couldn't get out because they had put the refrigerator in front of the back door. And so they didn't, they didn't know anyone was home in the apartment. And my dad at the time was a lieutenant. And they're the first ones up the ladder. That's- that's the promotion you get after driving the fire truck. You get to be the first guy into the burning place. (Shane Bugbee: Wonderful.) And so he went up in there and no one told them that there was anybody in there and so he was walking around and kicking toys and debris and he kicked some dolls out of the way and realized that they weren't dolls that they were children. And it ended up being seven kids and their father all in the apartment dead.

12:12 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Fucked up. F, our letter for this week. Thanks, Amy.

12:17 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Sure! Well, that goes even beyond his own injuries and being airlifted to hospitals and helicopters and stuff like that. Ya know.

12:23 '''Doug Misicko'''
:This is a great Father's Day story.

12:25 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Father F we're on the letter F we're doing a show. This is I'm Shane. Amy, Doug. One funny part to end the fire- fireman stuff on a rather funny note. F, funny sort of I mean, we watched this movie ''Backdraft'' once and I watched it with Amy, this was when we were first dating or maybe when we're first married. I don't know.

12:46 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:We were first dating.

12:51 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Okay, and the firemen are all smoking in the movie. And I'm like, "God, what the fuck is this?" You know, and Amy's like, "Oh no, that's true. Every fireman smokes, they smoke like fucking fiends." And all of a sudden Amy pulls out this picture of her old man. Her father, F, and he's coming out of a fucking hole burned hole in the floor, smoke rising from the floor. Girl, you know, wood on fire in the background. And he's fucking smoking a cigarette. still burning building around him, smoke everywhere, smoking a big fucking cigarette. And you know, he had confirmed that they all firemen smoke. Crazy. Cra-zy man, crazy.

==Arsonists==
13:29 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Maybe they all secretly have some kind of arson fetish too.

13:32 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:A lot of them do. A lot of them are arsonists.

13:34 '''Doug Misicko'''
:I think that was part of the profile for like, you know, serial arsonist. They think well, you know, I think they do a profile. It says, "Well, he's probably a fireman. You know..."

13:44 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Yeah. I'm gonna tell her to let you in on something, maybe Amy will make me edit this out of the show. But you fuck with- you fuck with Amy or anyone in our family. All of a sudden something starts on fire. And that's your house? And that ain't no joke, so I ain't saying nothing else but, a couple people that have fucked with the Stockys all of a sudden their shit burned down.

14:03 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Hey, hey, hey, no last names. (laughs)

14:07 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:We'll bleep that out then. Fuck with Amy. And you know, whatever. They can't prove nothing, and they ain't going to. No, it's old- old news.

14:16 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:No, even some of the firemen my dad worked with (Shane Bugbee: What are we playing for F?) were convicted for arson. They became firebugs.

14:22 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Yeah, so arson for sure firebugs, F. You know what after we play an F song here. I want to talk about "food" and "fat" these are something I'm obsessed with. I'm big fat lard ass. And I- we talked about addiction A and one of the things that I have — not an addiction but as a definitely comfort — I found is stuffing food in my fat face all starting with the letter F so fuck you. I've grown, you know. You know what? I have enjoyed eating though and I enjoy food and I gotta tell you I've got a really expensive bag on my fucking stomach here. bag of fat. I have to say I've got about 100 grand in fat because I eat prime rib I eat some good you know filets I eat salmon and you know really good meat and ''good'' food. I don't just I could appreciate fast food but I don't eat a lot of garbage food like that. You know shit food. I make a lot of food at home. I'm trying to teach Doug, you know to be a man you have to know how to cook. At least a chicken, base something I mean, he's a vegetarian. He's going to eat bark soon.

15:30 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Yeah, I hardly ever even use the microwave.

15:35 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:We actually have two. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fields_of_the_Nephilim Fields of the Nephilim] or [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faith_No_More Faith No More]?

15:38 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Oh, oh Fields of the Nephilim or Faith No More.

15:42 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Ouch. That's a hard one. Faith No More is very cool. But Fields of the Nephilim, I say we stick that one in. Have you ever heard them? (Doug Misicko: I don't know.) What. Oh, we ain't playing that fucking old school Faith No More. Oh, no. Here we go. Yeah. Fuck, Chuck. We know the deal. Who's producing...?

16:02 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Right...[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Patton Mike Patton]?

16:04 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Oh, I just turned my own mic down, and that my friend is a sin. I gotta figure out how they...

16:09 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:So if it was Mike Patton, Faith No More would've been on there. No problem.

16:13 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:No, I wouldn't put Fields of the Nephilim I have a great. I have a great respect for Fields of the Nephilim. Not only because, anytime when we were dating, we used to fool around to Fields of the Nephilim so I like that- song eight. I like Fields of the Nephilim. I think they're a significant bend culturally. You read about them in interviews plenty. I mean, Amy turned me on to them. And like I said they bring, give me a sort of a pudgy because we always fooled around when you were dating and listening to Fields of the Nephilim so I think that was Amy's fuck music. Let me tell I think when she got you into her web, the fuck music came on. It was Fields of the Nephilim. I dig it though. But I think they were culturally significant because I'd read about them in articles about punk rock bands and death metal bands and black metal bands and gothic bands and industrial bands. And they all brought up Fields of the Nephilim and this, what's the gentleman's name that runs the band?

17:05 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_McCoy Carl McCoy].

17:06 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:McCoy, what song am I playing here?

17:08 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Number eight, "For Her Light". F.

17:12 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Oh look at you. "For Her Light." (Song begings to play.) :Alright, we'll be back.

==Fields of the Nephilim Song Break==
17:14 '''Canned Audio''' 
{| role="presentation" class="wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
| [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizium For Her Light] by Fields of the Nephilim
|-
|
He said, how lonely you are
Waiting at the Sunday Park
I'll elude you I will lose you
Existing we're no soul apart
You stand, stand on a platform
Your effigy dissolves in my hands
When I feel like someone to lie on
And I feel like someone to rely on
You can't wake up, you can't wake up
You can't wake up
You can't wake up, you can't wake up
You can't wake up
Illusions born of the air
Something seems precious there
I'll elude you I will lose you
As rehearsal of my despair
When I feel like someone to lie on
And I feel like someone to die on
You can't wake up, you can't wake up
You can't wake up
You can't wake up, you can't wake up
You can't wake up
|}

=Letter G=
{{Audio|url=https://archive.org/download/abcshow/abcshow_g.mp3}}

'''Unknown Speaker '''00:00
:E, F, G, H, I J, K, L M N O P, Q, R S and T U V, W X, and Y and Z. I've just said my ABCs now, it's your turn. Follow me.

'''Unknown Speaker '''00:25
:A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I J, K, L M N O P, Q, R S and T U V, W X, and Y and Z. Happy, happy all are we. Now we learn ABCs. Now we learn our ABCs...

'''Shane Bugbee '''01:05
:You dumb fucking cunt. Hey, Doug.

01:16 '''Doug Misicko '''
Yeah?

01:17 '''Shane Bugbee '''
We're ''on'' now. And we're doing the letter G right now.

'''Doug Misicko '''01:21
:Okay.

01:23 '''Shane Bugbee '''
Yeah, you could sip your soda pop.

'''Doug Misicko '''01:24
Why not?

'''Shane Bugbee '''01:26
:So what we started last night. You know, we're doing this in a couple of days. Oh, that microphones... And what we're doing is a half hour talk show. And it's the only- I always say is- what we call this yester- "The ABCs of Hate" or "Filth" and "The Alphabet Show"? And it's basically a half hour talk show. The only thing we're going to start with is the letters of the alphabet. So we did A through F, yesterday. And we're going to do G through Z tonight. And we do a half hour, we just say the letter and the first thing that comes to our mind. And we say the letter "G", we start talking about and trying to tell stories and ''trying'' to tell stories. Well, we're gonna have to. So we're on the letter G. And here comes Amy, she's late. ''Ayy-mee''.

'''Doug Misicko '''02:20
:Late to the studio.

'''Shane Bugbee '''02:21
G to G for- I don't know

'''Doug Misicko '''02:23
For Gary, Indiana.

'''Shane Bugbee '''02:24
:Gary, Indiana. Holy fuck.

'''Doug Misicko''' 02:25
The shittiest shithole.

'''Shane Bugbee '''02:27
Michael Jackson's shithole. And I don't mean the fun shithole. *laughs* Amy knows all about Gary.

'''Amy Bugbee '''02:37
:It's party spot. Real good party.

'''Shane Bugbee '''02:39
:Yeah. You know, we live we live right down the block from Gary. And I mean, like little 15 minutes from the murder capital of the United States. Detroit ''thinks'' they have that title. But Gary's taken that over and exceeded and that's full of steel mills, old steel mills, closed down steel mills.

'''Amy Bugbee '''03:00
:Whole cities of steel mills.

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:03
:Do some talking, Amy. Tell us about Gary. Gary's your "G".

'''Amy Bugbee '''03:07
:Is that my "G"?

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:09
:You'd have a story about it. What else do we have for G? Last night- Oh, yeah. Last night, we started to- find my notes here. We started just by saying letter. You know, we started talking about what we had down for the Gs or whatever. What do you have down Amy? Anything? I've got I know I had G-spot down. But Amy?

'''Amy Bugbee '''03:28
:Go, gas, gag, gaggle. I don't know. Gardening...

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:31
:Amy will attest to that. I've never found the G-spot. So.

'''Amy Bugbee '''03:35
:Oh, that's not true.

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:37
:Have I found it?

'''Amy Bugbee''' 03:38
Of course.

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:37
Really? "Of course."

'''Amy Bugbee '''03:41
:We wouldn't still be married if you didn't. Come on.

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:47
:I don't know if I found it or not.

'''Doug Misicko '''03:48
:You should be told. You should be told these things.

'''Shane Bugbee''' 03:50
You know, I've

'''Amy Bugbee '''03:51
:We've talked about it in detail. I thought.

'''Amy Bugbee '''03:54
We did?

'''Amy Bugbee '''03:55
Haven't we?

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:57
:Did I have a glazed doughnut around my face?

'''Amy Bugbee '''04:00
:Maybe.

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:02
:Maybe? I see you smoke some weed, Amy. Without me. Uh-huh. And what is that with green? G. You smoke the green? Come on, Doug.

'''Doug Misicko '''04:14
:Gregory Reed.

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:16
:Oh, Gregory Reed. We pray- we- Do we have his phone number?

'''Doug Misicko '''04:20
:Oh shit. Yeah, we do. Yeah, I do.

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:22
:Let's Let's call him real quick. Amy.

'''Doug Misicko '''04:24
:Let me explain who Gregory is. Well then explain. Gregory is a self-appointed expert in occult crime.

'''Shane Bugbee''' 04:34
Fuckface.

'''Doug Misicko '''04:35
Yeah, he claims that there's a satanic cabal, murdering thousands each year. (Second one there.) And we call him the other day and we're calling him on his bullshit. He's saying there's a body pile being hidden by Satanists somewhere in Colorado. And we asked him for the location because we said we'd be glad- (Hey, you might want to start 67 Because we call remember we He called him the other day.) Anyways, they're gonna give him a call pretty soon. But he claimed also to have a 15,000 page dossier chronicling the crimes of the supposed Satanists, this "satanic cartel", as he called it, and we callrf his bluff. We told him to fax it over to us. We told him to tell us where the place is in Colorado. We told him we were doing a story. We basically ripped him apart. Now Amy is going to do the follow up call. Yes, it's Gregory. Remember?

'''Amy Bugbee '''05:32
:You guys didn't prepare?

'''Doug Misicko '''05:34
:You're doing the fact checking. We claim he's a he's a pedophile. *call goes to answering machine* Noooo.

'''Greg Reed (Answering machine)'''05:34
Hi, you've reached the number of Dr. Greg Reed with ORCC. Please leave me a brief message with your name and number, and I'll get back to you. Thank you.

'''Doug Misicko '''05:34
See, he calls himself a doctor. He's not a doctor. We found out he's a ''painter''.

'''Amy Bugbee '''05:54
:This is message is for Mr. Reed. My name is Amy Stockey. Location, my number is 219-931-

'''Shane Bugbee '''06:13
:Okay. I couldn't even hear that. No, I can't hear anything that you're saying. Hello? Alright, keep talking please, Doug?

'''Doug Misicko '''06:23
:No. Well, anyways, what Amy was going to do is try to call Gregory Reed and claim that we had turned in an article about him that wasn't very complimentary, and we're gonna see what his follow-up response was to her follow-up questions. As to our accusations of pedophilia and all the rest and ignoble behavior and lying. Which I feel very strongly is what he has done.

'''Shane Bugbee '''06:51
:Hey, Gregory Reed. It was fun talking to him. And when you hear the show that we did I get to- What's wrong, Doug?

'''Doug Misicko '''07:02
:I'm lost without it.

'''Shane Bugbee '''07:06
:There's your note pad. It sounds good flying at your head.

'''Amy Bugbee '''07:12
:Is that a good sound?

'''Shane Bugbee '''07:14
: Yeah, it sounds good. Gregory Reed then. It was cool. Well, we got him on the phone. I was asking him genuine questions. And he kept saying, "I can tell by your tone where this is going." And I had no tone, really. It was his own bullshit that Doug is whole- When you hear this interview, though. We played a little bit of it earlier. But when you hear it, it's funny because he, it he- he lets us know that he's a painter. And he's a youth counselor. And I want to know why the cops would hire him to do any kind of occult investigation. So I asked him his top top five or ten books that- that he had gotten his education from because he said he didn't go to school for it.

'''Doug Misicko '''07:54
Yet he's a doctor.

'''Shane Bugbee '''07:14
Yeah, he starts stuttering, he couldn't even name off one book. It was really funny. No.

'''Doug Misicko '''08:00
:Well, he named off ''two'' after you really pressed him on it when he claimed there were hundreds and one he mentioned we had already mentioned is being bunk and another one was just a common occult bookshop staple called "Black Magic" by Cavendish, which really doesn't tell you anything about a satanic "cartel".

'''Shane Bugbee '''08:20
:Well, Gregory Reed is barely a G, so let's get on with the G for "garbage". Anything else? Come on? It's boring.

'''Amy Bugbee '''
Garbage.

'''Doug Misicko '''
GG Allin.

'''Shane Bugbee '''
GG Allin, now that's exciting. Fucking Doug's the guy who suggests "door" for D and "Gregory Reed" for G. Gregory Reed being so fucking boring I'm falling asleep here... GG Allin, now that's cool. Where's my G- did we ever find my GG Allin CD?

'''Amy Bugbee '''08:42
:No, we never did find it. We found the case, but it was empty.

'''Shane Bugbee '''08:48
:And I guess that's my fault?

'''Amy Bugbee '''08:51
:It's just one of those things that happens.

'''Doug Misicko '''08:53
:Maybe we can just throw shit at each other.

'''Shane Bugbee '''08:55
:I like that. Or bean dip and pretended it's shit.

'''Amy Bugbee '''
Yeah, I'll go get the beans.

==GG Allin and sexual assault attempt==
'''Shane Bugbee '''
Yeah, well, GG Allin was great. I did the- GG Allin, I got a GG Allin story.

'''Amy Bugbee '''09:06
:You have a good GG Allin story.

'''Shane Bugbee '''
Which one?

'''Amy Bugbee '''09:06
About when you used to write to him and talk to him.

'''Shane Bugbee '''09:12
:Yeah, so I used to write to GG Allin and longtime ago I used to do a zine. And GG Allin- we were corresponding before he went to prison. And after he went to prison- you know when you're in prison you really looking for people to call, and so he would call me collect all the time. When we talked for a long, long time and he did the his the GG Allin Manifesto, I think it's called. The GG Allin Mission. He wrote that for me, it's circulated widely now but that was written for my zine ''Naked Aggression''. Originally, the- his mission statement. And the one thing I remember about his phone calls, he'd always talk about is- "People. Fucking people. They don't want to get close to me. They want to hang out with and they get too close to the fire and they get fucking burned, baby burned." And I always remembered that when he got out of prison, he invited me down to the show. They had- he had a couple of shows in Chicago. He's like, "Hey, why don't you come down and you know, have some beers and hang out." And I said, "Dude, I'm not getting too close to the fire, man."

'''Doug Misicko''' 10:09
That's goddamn right.

'''Shane Bugbee''' 10:11
Not at all. And later on, I had met a gentleman by the name of Mark ''Fagula'' Hayner. And "Fagula" was his real name, too. And he had toured with GG Allin and did a video did some video, GG Allin. And he talked about the time his- it was funny, hetell me, "why I hung out with GG Allin. And then one time he got drunk in a hotel room, and he tried to rape me." And I go, "Well, tell me about it." He's like, "Dude, he jumped on top. He's fucking beat my head. He's like, he was punching me, really beat my ass and trying to get my pants off," and he had his pants off, GG Allin was naked with a hard-on, fuckin' trying to rape Mark Haner. And it was really funny, like, "What happened, Mark?" And he looked- he started you know, that time when you could tell someone's lying when they pivot their eyes? You know, they don't look you in the eye. Marks like, "Well, I got out of there, of course. I kicked him in the head and ran out of the room." To me, when I heard that story right away, I said, dude, penis touched hole or something. Like, like, I think there was more than- I think his pants may have came down... And I didn't say he actually raped him. Because he did follow through with the rest of the tour.

'''Doug Misicko '''11:13
:Oh...

'''Amy Bugbee '''11:14
:What can you do though? I mean, you know-

'''Doug Misicko '''11:16
:I don't think- GG wasn't actually a big guy, was he?

'''Amy Bugbee '''11:19
:I don't think Mark Haner was any match for him, though.

'''Shane Bugbee '''11:22
:You don't have to be though. It's those crazy fucking skinny fucks like you got to worry about because they got nothing- They just go crazy. It's called "retard strength."

'''Doug Misicko '''11:28
:All right, well, well, and I would I would obtain retard strength. Somebody's trying to rape me.

'''Shane Bugbee '''
Wouldn't you?

'''Doug Misicko '''
Fuck yeah.

'''Shane Bugbee '''11:36
:Right. So I think it's retard strength. I think GG Allin and had retard strength from the get-go.

'''Doug Misicko '''11:41
:...I guess so.

'''Amy Bugbee '''11:42
:I don't think Mark had retard strength.

'''Shane Bugbee '''11:45
:I think Mark had a confusion in his mind. "I want this. But he isn't- hasn't showered for days." That's torn between two lovers, feeling like a fool.

'''Doug Misicko '''11:57
:It's all fun and games till somebody starts throwing shit.

'''Shane Bugbee '''12:00
:Or pokes their eye out.

'''Doug Misicko '''12:03
:Right. So I'd never go to a GG show. We've already got one base covered.

'''Amy Bugbee '''12:08
:Yeah, right. I remember him touring and thinking, "Huh, that might not be the show to attend."

'''Doug Misicko '''12:14
:Oh, hell no.

'''Shane Bugbee '''12:15
:I found the Geeg.

'''Amy Bugbee '''12:15
Excellent.

'''Doug Misicko '''12:17
:GG Allin. Or George- or George Michael.

'''Amy Bugbee '''12:23
:Didn't the Secret Service visit you because of GG Allin?

'''Shane Bugbee '''12:27
:Oh yeah, yeah, that's the story. That's why I asked which one. I couldn't remember. Yeah. Okay, so I got the- I am, I'm one of the people that you can tell you've met. Okay, you met me over the radio here. But I got a visit from a Secret Service, and it was after GG Allin and wrote the "Mission Statement" for ''Naked Aggression''. He had also come up with a single- I think on the other one, but he has a single called "Kill the President". And it is it was like, "Kill the president fuck the pigs"

'''Doug Misicko '''12:54
:Hey! that's a it's quite a concept. (Shane Bugbee: Right?) Right.

'''Shane Bugbee '''12:59
:He, he going to put the CD out real quick. He had this this the site. So I get this. He puts it out. I have a review of it magazine. And I think I was running an ad for him for the same day where the Secret Service is looking for GGL and right before he goes to prison, and they come to a house. I'm living at this little Italian lady's house, on our couch in the basement. And the Secret Service comes there to question me. And it was wild why- it was really fucking scary man because they are like the Men in Black. They had the black suits and the black glasses. And after they talked me for a while they understood I was just you know, a kid, no harm, no foul. So the intimidation tactic stopped, and they laughed a little. And I'm like hey, that's really cool car and I'd ask him something to come on here and check out the trunk. It was like an intimidation tactic. I pop his trunk open, and this is before home computers now. I'm talking- this is before the big home-computer explosion. This is what tech technology wasn't as it is now. I wouldn't be so freaked out today had I've seen this. Rhere was literally a whole trunk full of computers and shit like that with like dot matrix printers paper you know paper the one off all TV I like TV screens in the middle and-

'''Doug Misicko '''14:17
:Like they're running an office from their trunk.

'''Shane Bugbee '''14:20
:Yeah, like they can run your fucking name you know and shit and get your whole fucking family [burden?] that they had the shit right there. And I was like, you know, it was- it was- it was there they had the tools, they had the tools to take you down right there.

'''Amy Bugbee '''14:34
:Imagine now how much more advanced they are.

'''Doug Misicko '''14:37
:Well now you gotta magnetic strip on your ID.

'''Amy Bugbee '''14:40
:I took a money order to a currency exchange, and they took a picture of me like a retinal scan or something.

'''Doug Misicko '''14:47
:That's fucked up because our IDs weren't even meant to be like national ID cards like they're used for now. Used- but they're not you know, used to identify- It was meant to be just a driver's license to license you to drive not to identify you to to law enforcement.

'''Amy Bugbee '''15:02
:it's really scary and it's a law not to carry one right? Some kind of identification.

'''Doug Misicko '''15:07
:Yeah I think so. I think I think in some states even if you're not the one driving, you get pulled over, you don't have any form of ID over a certain age, I think they can screw with you I think they can pull you in and check you, check- I could be wrong but I mean, if I am wrong now I will not wrong for-

'''Amy Bugbee '''15:29
:Stick around just like income [unintelligible] that was supposed to be temporary. Income tax was supposed to be a temporary measure. That's right that when the-

'''Doug Misicko '''15:44
:how do you feel about Greek openings?

'''Shane Bugbee '''15:47
:Are you talking about our film opening? "My Greek Wedding"? I loved it. "My Fat Greek Wedding"? I'm fat, man. I love Greek openings- Are you talking about ass play? "Greek" as in ass play? I know that I have Greek friends and they all say you got a Greek time that was all those motherfuckers digging in each other's asses, [unintelligible] fucking 'em like fuckin' mad. I think-

'''Doug Misicko '''16:09
:Well, that's what they're notorious for. They say a Greek person is somebody who believes in widening the circle of their friends. (Shane Bugbee: What was that?) The definition of a Greek person supposed to be somebody who believes in widening the circle of their friends.

'''Shane Bugbee '''16:26
:"Wide."

'''Doug Misicko '''16:30
:"Gopher holin'." Ever hear it? (Shane Bugbee: "Gopher hole"?) Yeah, gopher holin'. And it's like if you really got to take a shit real bad and it's just kind of peeking out. Or if you just kind of putting your head in a little bit, you know you're gopher holin'. Just a little bit, a little bit in the hole or a little bit out of the whole, you're gopher holin' on

'''Amy Bugbee '''16:49
:I was just gonna say, is that one of your [https://web.archive.org/web/20210423054732/https://www.urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=Doug%20Mesner accomplishments in the Urban Dictionary].

'''Doug Misicko '''16:54
:I didn't- In fact, I haven't looked it up there.

'''Shane Bugbee '''16:56
:That's one of his accomplishments in life. Putting in "gopher hole"

'''Amy Bugbee '''17:00
:Someday in a thousand years, all your words will be in the regular dictionary.

'''Doug Misicko '''17:06
:It's true. Webster's soon enough

'''Amy Bugbee '''17:09
:Instead of Greek or Roman origin it will be "Doug"

'''Doug Misicko '''17:16
:"Gastronomic"? (Shane Bugbee: "Gastronomic"? Speak up.) I don't know I don't have any anecdotes that are gastronomical.

'''Amy Bugbee '''17:26
:Hmmm. Baking soda helps. Have you ever used baking soda and warm water?

'''Doug Misicko '''17:33
:"Worm water"? What's that.

'''Shane Bugbee'''
''Warm'' water.

'''Amy Bugbee '''17:37
:You mix a little baking soda in with some warm water like a shot. (Crosstalk, Shane Bugbee and Amy Bugbee repeating "warm" and "worm")

'''Doug Misicko '''17:51
:It's that Gary, Indiana, accent. (Cross talk about smoking something from bag.)

==James Earl Ray's Brother==
'''Shane Bugbee '''18:03
:But baking soda and warm water will help my gas, like, better than everything, and you know who will agree with me on this? We hit it off famously after we said we [unintelligible] both you guys talking to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Earl_Ray James Earl Ray]'s brother on the phone.

'''Doug Misicko '''18:16
:Nobody noticed you had gas yesterday. Yeah, I didn't know that.

'''Shane Bugbee '''18:22
:I did the James Earl Ray's brother had- had we- we got along famously after we agreed that we use baking soda and warm water get rid of our gas problems.

'''Doug Misicko '''18:30
:Yeah, that was a common linkage there, huh? That's why you talked to him for gastronomical advice?

'''Shane Bugbee '''18:38
:I do love getting advice from people like that but he was an old man. He was a good was cool. He was uh he invited me to James Earl Ray's funeral. You know, if I could have done anything that was the one thing I'd like to- like to have done. And I regret not getting it do that because it's such short notice. When I heard he died, I called his older brother in the funeral. Good to go to the guy ''accused'' of shooting Martin Luther King because I really didn't like Martin Luther King. I think he was [asking for it].

'''Amy Bugbee '''19:03
:We're supposed to go down there like the week before he died. We had plans because Shane had been talking to his brother, and they had found common ground the baking soda and warm water use.

'''Shane Bugbee '''19:18
:We've been going on for hours about me. I'm a special kind of guy and let's just talk about "G".

'''Doug Misicko '''19:23
:And you brought up James Early Ray. I know that's not-

'''Shane Bugbee '''19:25
:You know as I look at you, I think "gay". (Doug Misicko: Really?) Gay. Yes. I don't know why.

'''Doug Misicko '''19:30
:No, James Earl Ray. Do you remember the stories-

'''Shane Bugbee '''19:32
:Amy brought up gay when she was looking at you the other night. She said, "I just think gay." And now that's all I can think when I'm looking at Doug. Why do you why do you think "gay" when looking at Doug's eye?

'''Amy Bugbee '''19:40
:Hmm, I don't know. It must be [unintelligible] thing. Yeah. And the butterface discussions.

'''Shane Bugbee '''19:46
:Yeah, it's the butterface discussion.

'''Doug Misicko '''19:47
:Do you know the story of James Earl Jones getting presented the plaque for like Black History Month

'''Shane Bugbee '''19:56
:Yeah, and it says, "James Earl Ray" on it? You know it was some guy.

'''Doug Misicko '''19:58
:You know it was. You know, they said it was a mistake (Shane Bugbee: Some fuckin' Klansman, fuckin' fucking with him.) No, no somebody on his last day of the job was pissed his job or something. (Amy Bugbee: Or they smoked too much weed.) (Shane Bugbee: Amy, Amy...) Smoked the good one. The nugget-

'''Shane Bugbee '''20:12
:Thanks for bringing the fucking show [down]. (Amy Bugbee: Ohh nooo.) Now it's the Cheech and Chong Show. (Doug Misicko: The green.) So you're more fuckable- and I don't mean in the physical way. I could fuck with you more when you're stoned and I'm not. (Amy Bugbee: Are you playing GG Allin now or what?) Yeah, you want to play a song? (Amy Bugbee: Oh, we're not playing-) Which one? Well, we're playing "Unrest", but we have a choice from here's some GG Allin this is off the CD ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freaks,_Faggots,_Drunks_%26_Junkies Freaks, Faggots, Drunks and Junkies]'', "My Revenge" (Amy Bugbee: Masterpiece.) Yeah, we can play "My Revenge". "Dope Money". "Be My Fuckin' Whore". "Suck My Ass It Smells". "Dog Shit". "Wild Riding".

'''Amy Bugbee '''20:49
:You have to play "Suck My Ass It Smell" in honor of Mark Gainers near-

'''Shane Bugbee '''20:55
:me off all the songs. That's a good suck. My acid smells dodgy. But what I'm interested in, in playing actually is the one that number six is called Wild writing. I wonder what he's writing? I've never thought to play subgraphs it's mostly the obvious one but wild writing. Could you imagine Gigi talking about riding a horse or something?

'''Doug Misicko '''21:14
:He's riding Hayner maybe it's dedicated.

'''Shane Bugbee '''21:18
:Sleeping in my piss. And when we get to wetting the bed I'll talk about sleeping in my purse. Antisocial masturbator that was written for me. last in line for the gang bang also written for me die when you die, which is one of my favorite GGL ins. commit suicide. I'm not telling you to do that but it's a song. crash and burn. Outlaw scum fuck which is also one of my favorite GM sayings. Caroline and Sue Conte sucking cannibal Oh, here's another one that for one family 16 Family young little meat that works for you. That has all the age restrictions written down girls in every country you know if you go to Sweden you get 13 year olds legally correct is that after that I want to kill you and my bloody mutilation so what do we play? You want suck my ass and smell hating? Suck my acid smells Amy we want to hear

'''Amy Bugbee '''22:23
:I don't know you're the expert you're

'''Shane Bugbee '''22:25
:the DJ alright I'll do what I think we'll just go with the you know I'm gonna play a little bit of that. Here it sounds like while fighting just for a joke shits and grins as they say in Hammond.

'''Unknown Speaker '''23:33
:Everybody

'''Unknown Speaker '''23:42
:died everyone's afraid what happens

'''Unknown Speaker '''23:58
:want to talk about now he doesn't know that stuff knocking straight to

'''Unknown Speaker '''24:27
:the horse and I don't care. You can set what you want to say about

'''Unknown Speaker '''24:42
:the guy whiskey by the doubt Santa will get some nights and shale. So crunchy

'''Unknown Speaker '''25:06
:Everybody stop chronic

'''Unknown Speaker '''25:44
:GGL

'''Shane Bugbee '''25:52
:dug, pull your pants back up and quit your weapons ship

'''Doug Misicko '''25:57
:wasn't he put in his coffin with his pack in his hand?

'''Shane Bugbee '''26:00
:Yes. went out of style.

'''Doug Misicko '''26:05
:No, he went out puking on his. Are you choking on his own puke? Danny? Yeah. He was supposed to kill himself on stage. Oh,

'''Shane Bugbee '''26:15
:no, he had a heroin overdose vomit, you know all that stuff. Wow.

'''Doug Misicko '''26:21
:Heroin. Yeah. Okay,

'''Shane Bugbee '''26:23
:so why he left us all disappointment he didn't kill himself on Halloween on stage. He disappointed everyone. It was great.

'''Doug Misicko '''26:30
:Yeah, you know, I guess it still fits

'''Shane Bugbee '''26:33
:everything. Jesus you know Jesus Jesus, man. There's you can't fuck with him either. His philosophy is stage show nothing. That's what's wrong with the fucking youth of today. They have no GG Allen to look at what an extreme is some dude who punched cops in the face when we did the expo. All right. We're gonna end we have two minutes here. When we did the expo the extreme number two, we had a band play called bad luck. 13 right experience, experiment extravaganza. And they came out and they do like fake wrestling and hit each other with ball bats with nails and kill rats and all this shit on stage. Right? Well, because the cops were there. They decided to do this protest where they laid on the stage and act like they're asleep and and play. They didn't do their normal show because we had a lot of cops and stuff like that. And the guy came up to me EliteSingles Yo, this is sort of lame, dude. We expected to be able to do what we wanted. And I said, expected to do what you wanted. And I said isn't GGL and your big role model guy? And he goes yeah, and I go GGL would have said fuck off to these cops. He would have flunked shitting their face. The show lasted about 30 fucking seconds and there would have been a riot. And that's what GG down did and I booked people on the show like you to fucking kill cops to kill kids to smash the fucking venue down burn the place to the fucking ground. Dude. You should have brought guns out and started shooting. I don't give a fuck. Where was your GGL in spirit then motherfucker you laid down on your back like a bitch. The guy looked at me and he they're bigger dudes. And they're scary dudes. And they looked at me and they looked at their guard. They said, You know, you're right. And they knew I was right. And you're gonna say Gigi and your role model then you better fucking be ready to have a 32nd show. Because that's what Gigi Allen shows were they were fucking two minutes, man. They were 30 seconds. When he went to friendly situation when there were no cops. He's in a punk rock bar and he fucking to his show. They wouldn't last but two songs because he started throwing shit and the bounces were beating his ass and he's fighting them smashing bottles on their head. I mean, it was a riot man. He couldn't fucking play anywhere. Seattle was the shit. Quite literally. We have one minute left. So Geez government, fuck him. Burnham guns, government and guns. Exactly. And God, I have this great Malcolm X speech where he talks about it's the ballot or the bullet. It's the Year of an election is we need to vote with the ballot or we need to vote with the bullet. I think we need to vote with the bullet. And if this is Malcolm X speaking, of course, I do not endorse any kind of assassination attempt. Or any kind of Amy's gonna have to get us in trouble again. Right?

'''Amy Bugbee '''29:02
:I do. No, no, I learned my lesson.

'''Shane Bugbee '''29:05
:No, but this is coming from Malcolm X. You know, it's, I'm talking about history here. Okay, just quoting him quoting right. I could quote Doug Wright endorsing was quoted by quoted dog on what he says off the air. He'd get a visit from the Secret Service and I wouldn't be as special.

'''Doug Misicko '''29:20
:All right, I get more than a visit. My real beliefs were known. I think I'd get more than a visit. I wouldn't see what those beliefs are. But

'''Shane Bugbee '''29:29
:hey, we do know what we have. 15 seconds. I'm Shane evil now.com That's Doug from dis genex.com. And that's Amy from the horror of horror.com. Check us out and tune in next time for the letter H that's a good one. And oh, make sure the catch the letter. Tony, Spock you hey, go. So I'm going to count I'm gonna wait a minute, Amy while you do this. I'm gonna start the next one and it's just gonna do a Giving

=Letter H=
{{Audio|url=https://archive.org/download/abcshow/abcshow_h.mp3}}

==Jeff Foxworthy Southern Alphabet routine==
00:01 '''Jeff Foxworthy, recording, with audience laughter '''
:-'Cause you see (C), it's about a friend of mine. He's from Dee-(D) troit. And I'm gonna tell you something about him. 'e's (E) crazy. Why? Eff (F) you dare him to do something, he'll do it provided the money's right. Jee- (G)sus Christ, I remember the time we's in this pet store. We bet him a dollar he wouldn't bite the heads off one of them little white rats. He did it. I said, Damn. What would you do for $2? He picked up two more and he bit the head offa haitch (H) one of them. I laughed so hard. I nearly threw up. I said, "Jay (J), you the craziest bastard I've ever seen in my entire life." He said, "That's O-K (K), I'm $3 richer too." And that was all that was important to him. 'ell (L), I remember one time, we's at this party, and we dared 'im (M) to pee ''in'' (N) the punchbowl. He did it. See, Jay can be a real ass-'oh (O) sometime. But it weren't no big deal to him 'cause he could pee (P) right on cue (Q). Are (R) you believing that shit? Cause if not you can kiss my 'ss (S). I guaran-damn-tee (T) you (U) it's true. ''(applause)'' I remember one time we bet him he wouldn't make love to this girl that had Vee- (V) D... for $10. He said hell, if you'll ''double ya' '' (W) money... I'll make love to her brother. He would've done it too- ex-(X) cept we didn't have $20 between the six of us. Now why (Y) Jay did this shit, I'll never know. Because when it comes to getting poontang he got ''zee- (Z) ro''. (Unknown speaker: This has been-) ''[audio cuts abruptly]''

02:25 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Doug, Amy, you're not going to be happy. When you hear what I played in front of this Alphabet Show. I played Jeff Foxworthy. The Redneck Alphabet.

02:38 '''Doug Misicko '''
:That man is not funny.

02:40 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:And it's really stupid. (Amy Bugbee: Oh really?) But you know, that's what happens when you're downloading stuff and just put "ABC" and "alphabet" and then whatever. But this is the "ABCs of the Alphabet" or the "Alphabet of ABCs" or the "ABCs of Filth" and, or, the "Alphabet Show"- whatever. We don't really have a name. It's a concept, and all our topic is, all we do is start this half hour Internet talk show with the- a ''letter'' and this week or not this week but this show is the letter "H". Don't look at my Hs motherfucking jerk, you're a cheater. (Amy Bugbee: Good old H.)

== Hot Carl ==
03:16 '''Doug Misicko '''
:"[https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hot%20carl Hot Carl].

03:20 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:God dude, don't talk about my name on the weekends, don't ever tell people what you call me on fucking Saturdays again. The- you know the mics are on, Doug?

03:29 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Okay, well there's- right okay I gave away your stage name.

03:34 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:(laughing) Hot Carl. (Shane Bugbee: Amy.)

03:37 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:It's when Doug shaves my chest, he- (laughing)

03:40 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Actually there's debate as to what a proper "[https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Hot%20Karl hot Carl]" is.

03:43 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:What is a hot Carl, and why are you all into the phil(?) stuff? Are you reading all my pins?

03:48 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Yeah, you do have a hot Carl pin, don't you?

03:50 '''Shane Bugbee'''
: I have all of them. It's like you- It's like you're ripping- (Doug Misicko: You have dirty Sanchez, you have felching...) It's like you're ripping off the idea that all your words are from my own fucking pins, and I don't like it.

03:57 '''Doug Misicko '''
:All right, go ahead. You talk about- you talk about ''your'' hot Carl. (Shane Bugbee: What is "hot Carl"?) How do you give a hot Carl?

04:03 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Listen, I am a hot Carl. ''(all laughing)'' No, what is hot Carl? What is it?

04:07 '''Doug Misicko '''
:"Hot Carl" 's a scat sex act. It's got to do with shit.

04:12 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:What's with you, dude?

04:13 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:Is it when you eat too many hot peppers?

04:14 '''Doug Misicko '''
:See, that's the debate! The debate is: some people say it's it's when you put plastic wrap over somebody's face and then take a shit on it. Some people say that is in fact actually a "Cleveland Steamer". Or as other people say a hot Carl is- is, got- Anyway you cut it, somebody's taking a shit on somebody else. Some people say it's when you break up with somebody. ''(rustling noises)''

04:36 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:That's me pulling some weed out of a baggie. (Doug Misicko: And then you-) And then this is a letter H for "high". I'm sorry, Doug.

04:41 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Well, okay.

04:43 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:You want to hit me? (Doug Misicko: No, no.) You getting mad? For interrupting you?

04:46 '''Doug Misicko '''
:I am. It's here comes the hot Carl. (Shane Bugbee: Ah, dude.) Now it's when you- other people say it's when you ''leave'', and you shit on somebody's belongings before you go. Uh, I'm leaving tomorrow, you know. (all laughing) My train leaves tomorrow.

05:04 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:That's funny. I had someone shit on my windowsill one time in my apartment, and no one would own up to it. They all blamed the ''dog''.

05:12 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:You know, that's a story I'd never heard but you definitely had a hot Carl, performed on you didn't you.

05:18 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:It just was sitting there in the windowsill, and it was a second-story apartment. So...

05:23 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:That's- that's hot. As Paris Hilton and Nicole Richards would say, "That's hot".

== Doug Misicko taking a shit on a neighbor's doorstep ==
05:27 '''Doug Misicko '''
:I shit at a neighbor's doorstep before. (Amy Bugbee: Really?) I lived in like this apartment complex, one floor kind of thing. You know, separate buildings. That type. I was working late night shifts, and this person playing music very loud all day, and I'd always beat on the wall. But they'd start early. They start at like 6 a.m., you know?

05:47 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:I don't understand were you beating on the wall just on a different time. Or did you beat on a wall ''because'' they played well (Doug Misicko: ''Because'' they're playing music.)

05:56 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Because they play loud music, I'd beat on the wall. It was a perfect relationship. The Odd Couple.

06:01 '''Doug Misicko '''
:So one night, I really had to take a shit. So I just went over there and I shit on their doorstep and the loud music ''did'' stop. I think they put two and two together. ''(distant train noise)'' And what was funny is it was kind of-

06:12 '''Shane Bugbee (interrupting) '''
:Horn! Train horn. H. Horn. Right? You missed it.

06:16 '''Doug Misicko '''
:It was kind of a busy street. You know, I was squatting there taking a shit, and anybody could have driven by and saw.

06:22 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:Did you use tissue or anything?

06:25 '''Doug Misicko '''
:I took a few with me, and then I finished the job when I, you know... I wasn't, I guess I wasn't- I wasn't thinking clearly enough to stick the used tissue on the door also. That would have been- there would have been a distinct message to it. (Amy Bugbee: Exactly.) I should have written on them beforehand, "Fuck you," you know and stuck them... On the door.

06:46 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Why did you- what does this have to do with H? (Doug Misicko: We went from "hot Carl"). I know but you keep reverting back to shit and assholes and I- Doug (Doug Misicko: It's a hot Carl!) Doug I'm sending this CD to a psychologist and I'm gonna have her analyze your fucking life. But you know what you hear this?

06:56 '''Doug Misicko '''
:I don't need to be ''anal''-yzed.

06:58 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:All this shit talk coming from Doug, though, who says he's never touched another person's butt or had his own touched.

07:05 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:I'm sipping a cup of ''hot'' coffee, hot, H. Ah, I know that's not the good H like hot Carl, but I'm having hot coffee. And I'm going to- hear this? ''(slurping noises)'' I'm going to try to get as high as Amy, but I don't know if that can ever be achieved (Doug Misicko: From the hookah.) From the hookah. Doug's disgusted, "From the hookah!". Doug's straight edge, (Amy Bugbee: Freaks!) Doug's straight edge, and he just wants everyone to consume more and more until they all explode and fat bubbles, dead-

07:32 '''Doug Misicko '''
:I like everybody getting high around me. It's cool. ''(faint farting noise)''

07:36 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Oh God, Jesus Christ. (Amy Bugbee: Was that a hot Carl?) We missed that for gas where I would have-

07:42 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:Was that a "busted Daisy"? We learned yesterday. (Doug Misicko: That's if he left some-)

07:46 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:I did not bust the daisy. (Doug Misicko: Right.) And you know what, Doug? That's true. We're talking about the ''shit'' and anal stuff from a guy who's never had a finger up his ass. And that's not, you know, I know that sounds like you know, "Hey, dude, you've never had a finger up your ass. What? You could have least slipped your own finger out that one time." I think you have and you won't admit it. (Amy Bugbee: That's why he's so obsessed.) You know the frozen hotdog story, and every high school there's a frozen hotdog person.

08:07 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Yeah, it all started with me. One frozen hot dog, every high school's talking about it.

08:13 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:This is "H", we need some H stories. Amy, what are your H words?

08:17 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:Well, of course horror. I have "hypocrisy", "[https://www.google.com/maps/place/Hohman+Ave,+Hammond,+IN,+USA Hohman]", "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hammond,_Indiana Hammond]", "Holmes", and "home".

08:26 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:I love it... Well, what do you want to- you want to- you want to say, Doug's been spouting off about something?

08:31 '''Doug Misicko '''
:H.H. Holmes. That's Triple H. (Amy Bugbee: Exactly.)

08:33 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Ah, we're sick of him. (Doug Misicko: Yeah, fuck him.) Say that guy is-

08:36 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:He's been dead 100 years.

08:39 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Good serial killer but who gives a fuck? Let's get some- kids? Or something to go for. Some goals out there. Two- three hundred dead. H! H! anything else? Your horror, Whore of Horror. Speak up! Let's hear a story about whores or something, from the whore.

08:56 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:Well, we watched a couple of horror movies just today.

08:59 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Yeah, they were cool.

09:00 '''Doug Misicko '''
:We also watched ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Head_(film) Head]''. (Amy and Shane Bugbee: Head!)

09:02 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:The Monkees, ''Head'', the best fucking movie in the world.

09:05 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:Wow. We were preparing and we didn't even know it. ''(laughs)''

09:09 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Yeah, never seen The Monkees ''Head''. Doug just watched the tape. And this was the first time you've seen it. Doug: give an honest review, man. ''Head''.

09:16 '''Doug Misicko '''
:I thought it was, well, I- (Shane Bugbee: The movie.) I'm not sure what movie it was. I mean, I'm not sure what ''year'' it was. But it seems ''well''- well above- well before its time. It seems like, you know, something like Oliver Stone was probably inspired. Yeah. Yeah, it was very avant-garde. It kind of- you watch it and it kind of goes it almost seems like it goes nowhere, but it's one of those things you keep watching anyways, seems like it's going somewhere. If you walk away you feel like you're gonna ''miss'' something, you know?

09:43 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:That's sort of like the theme song that they have there. "Just when you thought it over, the beginning might begin" or something like that. (Amy Bugbee: Yeah, exactly.) And so did you have any respect for the Beatle- uhh, Monkees? Oh, bad note Beatles. Oh my god. I'm a Monkees fan, too.

09:58 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Well, before I saw it?

10:00 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Before you saw it, what do you think of The Monkees?

10:01 '''Doug Misicko '''
:No, I always thought, what I heard of them, that they were just put together as kind of like, a corporate answer to the Beatles something that... (Shane Bugbee: And what do you think after you saw that?) Yeah, they they obviously weren't. They obviously had their own ideas and their own thoughts, and they seem to mock themselves a lot. At least the image that they were portraying ''before'' that a lot, you know. Like I- what I made of the- in one point in the movie, they're playing on stage. And then when they leave the stage, they become these mannequins that are being torn apart by the crowd. And I thought that was very indicative of how they felt of- how they're being treated, how they're being portrayed, and how they're owned, and, you know, how they're supposed to be these plastic games.

10:40 '''Shane Bugbee (puffing) '''
:I'm getting high - for H. I do my duty, Doug, do you do yours?

10:45 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:And it had so many weird little second, like, uh, sub-stories and plots, you know, like it was really a strange film.

==Shane muses about circumcision==
10:52 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:I like Head, in more than one way. Oh! (Doug Misicko: It was supposed to be-) Do you know what I found about getting head? Is that, and this should we I wish we would call the circumcise guy, but I know- I noticed since Amy's turned me on to nipple play. I really enjoy my nipples, almost as much if not more than head? What? (Amy Bugbee: That's "N". That's "N.") No, we're talking about "head", and I'm comparing the two, I used to really love head, but my nipples are so much more sensitive than my penis, and I think it's because I had a circumcision. You know, I think they cut off that feeling, and the feeling how your nipples feel is probably how your penis would feel. It would feel so much better if I wasn't circumcised. I think! I wouldn't- I will never know that ,but I really wish I could see my parents and I, you know- but that I guess that circumcision, which is we've missed that one. (Amy Bugbee: Yeah, it's a ''disgusting'' thing.) That's the Volume Two of our, our ABCs of Hate and Filth And the Alphabet Show that we're doing here. Which is, I'm Shane. Evil-

11:46 '''Doug Misicko (interrupting) '''
:And I'm Doug. (Amy Bugbee: And I'm Amy.)

11:49 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:And I run Evilnow.com among other things, Mike Hunt Is On Fire.com, Three Ring Radio.com

11:55 '''Doug Misicko '''
:And I own the domain name Dysgenics.com (Shane Bugbee: Well, actua-). oh, (Shane Bugbee: did you hear that explosion?) Yeah, there's something booming.

12:02 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Well, we live in Hammond, Indiana, (Amy Bugbee: On ''Hohman''.) On ''Hohman'', and if you ever- have ever seen ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Christmas_Story The Christmas Story]'', that's "Hohman, Indiana", which is really Hammond, Indiana. He just changed the street name and stuff. And "he" being [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jean_Shepherd Jean Shepherd]. But Amy, any Hammond stories? Hammond, where we live- we're broadcasting now, is where ''A Christmas Story'' the movie is- is written about. This is- this is- this is the area.

12:28 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:Exactly. Yeah. Christmas Story, a Summer Story. And then there were a bunch of other movies that Matt Dillon started that are really good too. That, uh, "[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Phantom_of_the_Open_Hearth Phantom of the Open Hearth]"-

12:40 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Who's Matt Dillon? (Amy Bugbee: Matt Dillon? ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drugstore_Cowboy Drugstore Cowboy]''?)

12:43 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:You don't know who ''Matt Dillon'' is? (Doug Misicko: I dunno) We are old. I think Amy, like that's out of his timeframe. That was the eight years he was still fucking in his Mama's womb or something. His daddy's ball sack.

12:56 '''Doug Misicko '''
:I'm not good with names of actors and everything else. I've never actually even seen ''Drugstore Cowboy''.

13:02 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:Have you ever seen ''The Outsiders''?

13:05 '''Doug Misicko '''
:No, that was- no that was like what junior high girls liked, I thought. Wasn't it? (Amy Bugbee: Yeah, it's a book.)

13:09 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:No, it's a good, it's a good movie. I like that shit. I'm not a junior high girl, and if you say it I'ma fucking hit ya. H. (Doug Misicko: For hit!)

13:16 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:You ever seen ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Over_the_Edge_(film) Over the Edge]'' ? That's a great movie. It's like his first movie.

13:21 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Yeah, ''Over the Edge'' is fucking stellar, cult, man. (Amy Bugbee:Really good.) He's a different generation though. Doug's a youngster, man. You Know.

13:28 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Sorry.

13:29 '''Amy Bugbee '''
Wow, Matt Dillon. I'm trying to think of a ''recent'' movie he's been in.

13:32 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Hey, high school. H, I bet you we all have good high school story. (Doug Misicko: Oh, fuck.) But we only have five minutes each. Cool. We’re gonna play [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_on_Fire High on Fire]. Which song are we gonna play, Amy?

13:40 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:Oh, you know. They’re all three good. I don’t know.

13:42 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Just pick one. Let’s see. What are the names?

13:45 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:“Blood From Zion”, “Ten Thousand Years”, or “Master of Fists”.

13:51 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Master of Fists.

13:53 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Alright, number three.

== Doug casually expresses hate for Jews ==
13:54 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:What do you think, Doug?

13:55 '''Doug Misicko '''
:I don’t know. I kind of like the idea of blood from Zion (Shane Bugbee: For Zion, or from Zion?) 'cause that would make it go ''over'' there... Oh.

14:00 '''Amy Stocky'''
:''From'' Zion.

14:01 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Ok, that’s it. How about you, Amy? Are you gonna say...

14:03 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Bleed them dry.

14:04 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:I'm not gonna go with the third- the only one that didn't get picked, so-

14:07 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:That'll be good. We'll just play the whole CD and forget the- fuck the H show. Nah, we'll play. Is that 1?

14:12 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:One. Let's start with 1.

14:14 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Cool, High on Fire. And let me, let me, let you kids know. This is from a demo literally hearing, too, a demo before- this was not released. (Amny Bugbee: Before they were signed.) So you hear an unreleased High on Fire.

==High On Fire song break==
''[Song: High on Fire - Blood From Zion]'' (- which is cut off abruptly after a minute)

==Meal album one-take story==
15:35 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:You know I'm gonna pause that song. And I'm gonna tell Doug this story about High on Fire. (Doug Misicko: Let me hear it.) Okay, so High On Fire, they play this expo- they're great, great musicians and Doug you've never heard High on Fire right? (Doug Misicko: Never heard 'em.) So we turned up the speaker here and Doug is acting like he's mocking my metal-ness, and so I have to explain to him how God-like High on Fire is. So High on Fire. They write this album called ''[https://www.discogs.com/release/1097273-Sleep-Jerusalem Jerusalem]'', this album, okay, it takes them a year to write, dig, they go out to the desert in this little hut and write the song. They write the song on the walls of the hut. It's one song. It's 80 minutes long. It took them a year to write. They do it in one take and record it perfect. It's a great album. But it doesn't impress you?

16:22 '''Doug Misicko '''
:I'd have to hear it, I guess. (Shane Bugbee: I mean, but isn't that cool?) That is cool. I can see an album like that being good-

16:28 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Well, you're gonna hear some High on Fire right now.

16:29 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:Well, that's one of the guys from High on Fire. "Sleep".

16:31 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Yeah, that was Sleep. That was the band Sleep. That's a different band.

16:36 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:Matt Pike is like the leader of-

16:39 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Matt Pike is a rock god, he's like a Jimmy Page or some shit, man. He'll- you know in the history annals of metal or rock-and-roll he will be known as one of the great guitar players. And you're into the faggy, Skinny Puppy type stuff which, Amy said the thing about Skinny Puppy is, uh, the ''bad'' thing about Skinny Puppy is there's just no heterosexual dudes there.

17:02 '''Doug Misicko '''
:N- n-nah, nah I proved heterosexual-ness right at the-

17:04 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Yeah I said not ''many''-

17:05 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Maybe that's why you felt so ''strongly'' about proving heterosexual stuff.

17:13 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:No, just a lot of gays gravitate towards industrial.

17:18 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:I'm gonna start that High on Fire song again.

==High On Fire song break resumes==
''[music restarts]''
''[Song: High on Fire - Blood From Zion]''

== The psychic ability of Matt Pike to talk to turtles ==
22:15 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Oh, uh, nice song.

22:16 '''Amy Bugbee (drowned out by music) '''
:Matt Pike told us what our turtle's name was. (Shane Bugbee: What was that Amy?) Matt Pike from High on Fire, communicated with our turtle and told us its name.

22:28 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Oh, so the turtle told ''him'' what its name was.

22:31 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:Yep, he was over having pizza with us and he asked what our turtle's name was. And we said no name had stuck. So he sat there for a few minutes, and about a half an hour later, he said, "Your turtle just told me. Her name is Myrtle".

22:51 '''Doug Misicko '''
:(laughing) "Myrtle" of all things. (Amy Bugbee: She's been Myrtle ever since!). Isn't that a Dr. Seuss book? Myrtle the Turtle?

22:58 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:I don't know.

22:59 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:It could be. But Matt Pike is cool.

23:02 '''Doug Misicko '''
:All right. I don't- I don't doubt that it's name is Myrtle. Is that what you call it?

23:06 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:Absolutely.

==H is for Heil==
23:08 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Then he was right! Then he was right. (Shane Bugbee: Heil. H.) Heil. Yep, true. Hand in the air. Heil John Ashcroft.

23:17 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Heil. Heil! Hitler! Hitler.

23:20 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Aw, I couldn't think of another H for that. (Shane Bugbee: H! H!) Just couldn't do it. (Doug Misicko laughing)

23:24 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:It's such an obvious one. (Doug Misicko laughing)

23:27 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:What, you guys didn't have it? (Amy Bugbee: No.) Are you- are you doing an imitation of Doug's brother? "That's so obvious." (Doug Misicko: "It's typical.") "It's very typical. Yes. I expected that. Not surprising." I think that's all he said to us all weekend. That's all he said. Isn't it, Amy? "Not surprising." No, but what do you say Amy?

23:45 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:It wasn't on my list. And it would seem such an obvious one. Was it on your list?

23:50 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:It's on my list.

23:51 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:What else is on your list?

23:52 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:"High." Like I was ''getting''... at high school. High school. I had some good stories, but I'm afraid to tell them. I don't know. High School is a drag to me. I hated it.

24:04 '''Doug Misicko '''
:I fucking hated it, too.

24:05 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:I know one time I tied a belt around some books and whacked a big fucking linebacker in the head with them because he kept- What he did was- every, every time I leave class, he'd take the history book, which was the thickest book, and he smashed me on the top of the head with it. And so hard I was fucking dizzy. You know, like damaged. As you can tell today... Um, I think he whacked some of my vocabulary out of one of my ears... And so one time I took a belt and wrapped it around books. Something like one of my father, my uncle would say that- said something like that. And I took the idea from something like that, whacked him real hard in the head with it.

== Doug commits arson in high school ==
24:47 '''Doug Misicko '''
:I once lit a pep assembly on fire, and I did not get expelled for it. All those people! I used to get in trouble for most everything I did, and I thought it wasn't fair. And then I was sitting at this boring pep rally because they caught me trying to leave. And there's a big paper banner, and I just lit it on fire. The thing went up. ''[German marching music starts playing]'' And I thought, "Oh shit, it's all over." But they put it out and they never figured it out. And apparently nobody saw me do it. (Amy Bugbee: Wow, you never got caught?) It was the most amazing thing I never got caught for... (Shane Bugbee: I love it.) But speaking about whacking you on the head with a big book or whatever. There was a- in my high school...

25:27 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Doug, you don't mind I'm playing [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horst-Wessel-Lied "Hitler Youth" songs] underneath you, do you? (Doug Misicko: No, it's fine.) It's a good march there. We got four minutes.

25:34 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Maybe I can tell a story then. (Shane Bugbee: Marching, Doug, like this. ''[goose-stepping noises]'') In high school I used to have a swim class first hour. Yeah? And this was when I was like, yeah-

25:42 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:He's like saying that because I get high. And then I, in high school. I always, if we had if you had swim class first period, that means you could roast bowls — yes, I'm stuck in the Eighties — all day. And you could just say, "I had a swimming class first period." Ha-ha, ha-ha.

25:58 '''Doug Misicko '''
:And chlorine made you bloodshot, right? (Shane Bugbee: Yeah.) But anyways- I didn't do that. But, we had this stupid teacher in the class who would sit in his office, and then we're all supposed to ''not'' get in the pool. "Don't get in the pool until he comes out and takes attendance," which was us lining up and calling off a number. ''Every fucking morning'' we get there. And there's this fat kid, Jeremy something.

== Shane takes offence at the word 'fat', using the n-word ==
26:19 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Hey. That's like saying "nigger" in front of a Black guy. I'm fat. You can use, the "rotund".

26:25 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Right- (laughing) Pleasant- pleasantly plump lad. Every morning. Every morning, the dumb shit wouldn't figure it out. This kid would walk out, we throw him in the pool. He'd splash around screaming yelling and the teacher would come out and yell at him every time he said ''(shouting)'' "JEREMY! GET OUT OF THERE!" (laughter) But it happened Every. Single. Morning. They were both so stupid. ''(shouting)'' "JEREMY! GET OUT OF THERE!" (laughter) ...High school was all provoking people and getting in fights.

26:57 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:High School was all about gettin' high.

26:59 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:Yeah, high school was all about getting high, and ''not going''.

== Shane's criminal past ==
27:04 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:I dropped out at 16. So. And then I went ''back'' because I got, well, I got "housed". Let's put it that way. I got "housed" for a month and a half in a county jail, and uh, for residential burglary. And so I went back to high school because it looked good for court. (Doug Misicko: Ohhh.) And that was absolutely the way different experience. (Doug Misicko: Because it was a different school, right?) No, because I was very mature. Having been in a county jail and stuff life is so ''serious'' after that. When you come back to school and they're just fucking kids. And they're just fucking off talking about ''garbage''. My life took a dramatic turn at that point. I mean, I was stuck in a fucking building with a bunch of kids, and I did ''not'' feel like a kid. I thought it's a waste of time to be there quite frankly, I wanted to get a job and try to dig out of the ditch that I was getting into. You know, they make it hard to get a job, you know, you're so young it's hard to get a full time job so it's not that you have nothing to do but commit crimes that you know- just because you don't want to go to school that's a bad person.

28:10 '''Doug Misicko (sarcastically) '''
:Jail sounds like a great resource for our kids then!

28:13 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Absolutely I tell you I learned a strong lesson, now I walk the line, but I don't break the law. I absolutely will not- that was a fucking ''definite'' learning experience and I fucking came out of there a fucking sober person, saying, "You do that, there's repercussions for what you do." And that taught me to accept responsibility for my actions, every single one of them that's why I can say without a doubt to my little brothers: "Wuit blaming other fucking people, it's your problem every situation you're in." And six weeks in jail will do that to you. During that time I broke- I had my pinky broken. Tried to punch someone, I'm not much of a fighter, and hit the concrete wall. And my pinky broke because the guy was stealing my food, and as a fat fuck, you don't do that. I'll fight anyone for that. Fucking Mike Tyson takes my fucking corn or something and he's gonna-

29:00 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Eats your [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Submarine_sandwich hoagie].

29:01 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Yeah I'm gonna fucking eat his kneecap.

29:04 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:You had your ''pinky broken'' in jail?

29:06 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:I broke my own pinky. Yes. Came out, I was in a cast. You see that picture? That one parade picture? Yeah, pinky. What a gay fucking thing. Gay. Well, it's honest though. 26 seconds.

[''German marching music ends'']

29:57 '''Doug Misicko'''
:"Hermaphrodite."

29:59 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:The ABC show next week is- what letter comes after H? (Doug Misicko: Oh, shit.) "I." Eye, Doug. (Doug Misicko: Eye.) Doug, Amy, Shane, goodbye. Evil Now.com

29:35 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Dysgenics.com

29:36 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:Whore Of Horror.com

29:37 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:See ya. Right, Amy? Is it over? Next week I, this was H. ABCs. ''[timer bleeps]''

=Letter I=
{{Audio|url=https://archive.org/download/abcshow/abcshow_i.mp3}}

'''Music '''00:01
:[The Three Stooges - Swingin’ The Alphabet - 1938]

'''Shane Bugbee '''01:31
:God making a train wreck out of it, but now that I've gotten high the I show has been destroyed almost with all my fucking up. Okay. What? What?

'''Amy Bugbee '''01:56
:Everything's okay. Do you want to?

'''Shane Bugbee '''01:59
:Yeah, no we won't start over, we're cool dog. Since this is a half hour talk show it impromptu about the ABCs are not about the ABCs but that's the only topic right? i Yeah, this shows I did you get high to know off the eight show you sound it? Okay, I know I'm high. i

'''Amy Bugbee '''02:23
:I wish I wasn't high anymore.

'''Shane Bugbee '''02:27
:I drink some coffee. Then.

'''Doug Misicko '''02:28
:What were you saying? Really? You're going somewhere that?

'''Shane Bugbee '''02:33
:I don't know. Okay, I'm stone. Oh, shit. So eyes anyone? Anyone? Anyone any word? I have Illuminati. But not any really good stories about the Illuminati. I just I just like everything. And everything they do. And next to the Nazis. They got the shit as far as imagery.

'''Doug Misicko '''02:52
:Now they're typical. Everybody's everybody blames the Illuminati, whoever that really is, you know what I mean? If that's really there, if it is in Freemasons,

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:04
:it may be fun but I 20 years and 1518 years ago I was publishing scenes with Illuminati stuff in it. It still interests me and isn't a very interesting as typical as it is for you. Such a well rounded Gothic kind of guy.

'''Doug Misicko '''03:20
:Right right.

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:21
:You know some would say the process is typical.

'''Doug Misicko '''03:26
:Oh yeah, you know, it does cheer my ass to that we hear all this shit now. Currently

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:31
:picture of George Bush's father sitting on the bed with the fucking pyramid is fucking an awesome photo. Have you ever seen that? No, we're sitting Indian style the old man is got his fucking feet together here's a real photo no Photoshop this is back in the day. George Bush's father's feet together sitting there and he's holding in his hands like this is hidden is sitting in himself holding a fork in the pyramid with the eye in

'''Amy Bugbee '''03:58
:the eye on New World Order. Yeah. His skull and bones days

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:02
:that's from his presidency or running for president right before he was present. Maybe it was from his CIA days. It's from his government days. Skull and Bones is in college so that wasn't from his college days but that was from his government days. I can't say if it was President or it was even the the the lead CIA dude. Yeah, he's like, alright, so dude. Dec fuckhead fuck Hall. Fucking prick. Well, this is the I shall though. So I have to say I hate bush.

'''Doug Misicko '''04:32
:There's a picture of George Washington. Masonic not the stinky sweet pink on the apron with the eye and the trash and everything. Where was this? Oh, this is picture George Washington. Oh, yeah. So I was gonna say they always talked about the Christian roots of our nation. That ain't the case. And it really chaps my ass just like three new biographies about Ben Franklin now they they don't not a one of them. Fuck there's boom and go on. It sounds like World War Three.

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:59
:Fireworks There's an AI in there somewhere.

'''Amy Bugbee '''05:01
:Yeah. Works legal in Michigan.

'''Shane Bugbee '''05:03
:Doug. Doug thinks he's in Detroit and l might

'''Doug Misicko '''05:06
:just like no just like little black cat poppers and stuff are legal and in Michigan.

'''Shane Bugbee '''05:12
:Take a look at that explosion. You guys keep talking. Oh, it's

'''Doug Misicko '''05:15
:gonna be a crater.

'''Amy Bugbee '''05:16
:You can buy anything in Indiana fireworks wise legally.

'''Doug Misicko '''05:20
:Anyways, as saying about Ben Franklin, the guy co authored a book with Francis Dashwood. You know, the leader of the Hellfire clubs in England so they can't say that there was there wasn't really a connection they can't say it's overblown, you know, and yet they never mentioned them biography just like like a champ. My answer is a Jane Mansfield biography on one of the stations and they they mentioned LaVey but briefly saying that it was just like a publicity stunt just like they do that with Sammy Davis Jr. to new new Sammy Davis Jr. Book. One sentence it just says it was part of his wild guy image at the time was just a joke, you know, can't be it gotta make their biographical subject unto themselves, you know, they, they can't tell the truth. You know, they can't tell the beyond what the truth is.

'''Amy Bugbee '''06:07
:Their image for biography is not as you don't ever get the truth about people

'''Doug Misicko '''06:12
:know, it's wrong. It's wrong. If you're when you're gonna hear about Ben Franklin, the Hellfire clubs you're gonna hear it in a book about the Hellfire clubs, you know?

'''Shane Bugbee '''06:22
:To give you a clue before Indiana you can get any anything in Indiana that I were in there and

'''Amy Bugbee '''06:29
:I didn't even think about it.

'''Shane Bugbee '''06:32
:I just love the dog and so you're hearing Cheyenne run around

==Israel==
'''Doug Misicko '''06:35
:I thought I thought we just say Israel but let me go to down

'''Amy Bugbee '''06:40
:Israel don't get me started.

'''Shane Bugbee '''06:44
:

Well, you know the funny part is Amy yelled at Peter Gilmore about ILS Peter Gunn was the head dog chief dude of the Church of Satan. And he we did an interview with him on a 24 hour radio show. And Amy yelled at him Did you

'''Doug Misicko '''07:06
:beheading an intense intercourse about Israel? Palestine?

'''Amy Bugbee '''07:13
:Palestine Hmm Yeah, well, you know, I mean, and it's not even that I know or like any Palestinian people I

'''Shane Bugbee '''07:19
:mean, you actually do one Palestinian we know we hate

'''Amy Bugbee '''07:23
:exactly so I wish they were dead and then I think genocide may be the one but I've got to say anytime you hear about you know I mean it's just ironic that the Israeli army and the Israeli people are doing exactly what was done to them by the Nazis to these Palestinians they've taken everything from them they've making them live in you know camps and then they're bombing the camps when these people act out I mean, what are they supposed to do?

'''Doug Misicko '''07:52
:Well any anytime as well that's what they've been saying about Iraq also Iraq anytime a place is occupied there's gonna be resistance right yeah. So

'''Amy Bugbee '''08:01
:which part is might is right isn't it might is right when those kids throw rocks they do a suicide bombing.

'''Shane Bugbee '''08:08
:Peter he's not here.

'''Amy Bugbee '''08:10
:I'm not yelling at anybody. You know, I'm just saying it's both sides. Might is right.

'''Doug Misicko '''08:18
:And Israel Israel,

'''Shane Bugbee '''08:19
:Israel and Iraq Amy Ah,

'''Doug Misicko '''08:23
:maybe not irate but intense

'''Amy Bugbee '''08:25
:there he go. Okay,

'''Shane Bugbee '''08:26
:go ahead Amy.

'''Amy Bugbee '''08:27
:Well, it's just the same thing both of them are using parts of Might is Right to try to get their way you know, it's ignorant

==Doug Misicko on nuking "the Holy Land" and setting fire to churches==
08:35 '''Doug Misicko '''
:It's ignorant. And I have respect for ancient history and archaeology, but I would say make the fucking "Holy Land" to crater, a radioactive waste, and then tell them, "Go to town. It's all yours. All you assholes." Fuck it. Solomon's Temple? Who gives a shit. It's just it's gone too fucking far. It's gone too fucking far.

08:56 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:Exactly. Fence off the whole country, and it can only be for tourists, you know, no one can live there or something.

09:01 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Yeah, free zone, UN, whatever. Martial Law! No- none of those assholes should be there. If people really are- have some orthodox religion they shouldn't even be allowed close. They should be taken as terrorists to begin with. (Amy Bugbee: Exactly.) Churches- churches are terrorist organizations. They're fucking terrorist organizations perpetuating this idea of a lease on a land written on ancient holy document, and it's ''stupid''.

09:27 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:''Ignite'' the church.

09:30 ''Doug Misicko'''
:Yeah.

09:31 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:We need to ignite some churches. Here in Hammond we have all the Hammond Baptists. (Doug Misicko: Really?) it's they've taken over an array whole city blocks they're building something that's like the size of the, uh, you know, like a ''dome''. Like a stadium.

==Inebriation stories==
'''Shane Bugbee '''09:50
:Yeah, that's an Indiana and fuck them and what else do we have for I?

'''Doug Misicko '''09:55
:Any abbreviated I'm sure we all have some fairly good inebriation stories.

'''Shane Bugbee '''10:00
:Did we get you an E rated at a sushi bar once?

'''Doug Misicko '''10:03
:Yeah, it was on. Actually not too long ago, I got an E read because when I got back from Europe, I had some bottles of ABS and I noticed you didn't bring any data. Because we drank it. Yeah, thanks me, dude, me and some of my friends, we drank it and this was the real shit too. You can get some absence without the wormwood and everything that's not hallucinogenic or whatever. But we are drinking the real deal all night. And for me, alcohol usually is just varying degrees of sickness, I drink it, I start feeling a little sick. I drink more I start feeling more sick, but absence was different. I was like, I had that was kind of good feeling or whatever, then drank more and just kind of amplified it. I wasn't getting sick. But later in the night, me and some of my friends started Christmas caroling around my parents neighborhood. And this was just like, last month, you know, this is like, May were Christmas caroling. And my friend Monty started telling these kids who came outside that he was a tutor and to give them a call anytime. That's when I thought the parents come out with a hatchet But to their credit, nobody in the neighborhood called the police. Some lady came over and told my mom the next day. Those boys were really out of hand yesterday. And I knew I knew it must have taken all the balls she had to come over and say that my mom took it for a joke and she laughed.

'''Amy Bugbee '''11:28
:Bring out cider any gifts? Money?

'''Doug Misicko '''11:33
:Gifts. What?

'''Amy Bugbee '''11:34
:caroling? Aren't you supposed to get something for that?

'''Doug Misicko '''11:37
:Oh no. They came out nervously chuckled no we moved on Christmas carol somewhere else it was it was alright. And they're very withdrawn neighborhood. Nobody in that neighborhood knows anybody any anything else.

'''Shane Bugbee '''11:48
:I used to Christmas Carol. Christmas. Yes and Christmas. And I used to make money. Christmas Carolyn. Capri Carolyn.

'''Doug Misicko '''11:59
:The tips are great. Maybe we should do it tonight.

'''Shane Bugbee '''12:03
:No, that's an eye Christmas day. Sometimes $20 from someone

'''Amy Bugbee '''12:07
:that was back when you were an Oliver Twist? No,

'''Shane Bugbee '''12:10
:no, but I've done it. Whatever. Oliver Twist miasma, the fox as well as back hustle and money. Like a fog of war can fool since I was 14. So Oliver Twist my ass. I was making money not spending my old man's hard earned money.

'''Amy Bugbee '''12:26
:Good for you. All right. Do you work?

'''Shane Bugbee '''12:29
:I didn't complain about one pair of jeans. I bought more with the money I earned. So Oliver Twist my eye as an eye. I deliver Well, it was hard work. It was work. It's not you know, I wasn't doing it to fucking queer off and sing it people. Believe me, I feel odd telling anyone I care about.

'''Doug Misicko '''12:52
:So you wouldn't wear you're not high.

'''Shane Bugbee '''12:55
:What? I possibly Yes, possibly. All right,

'''Doug Misicko '''13:01
:what about engrade? Isn't that one of your favorite words?

'''Amy Bugbee '''13:05
:That is one of Shane's favorite words.

'''Doug Misicko '''13:08
:And that's one of the first things I think you said to me is I use the word ingrate you both said oh, you know you said I can see we'll get along and Amy said That's his favorite word. First thing we said is that not the very first thing but one of the first

'''Shane Bugbee '''13:22
:first memories of birth of Shane for from shrine AMI your eyes

'''Doug Misicko '''13:27
:both went up when I use the word ingrate.

'''Shane Bugbee '''13:30
:Well that is true there's a lot of integrates I have in grades come in and out of my life there integrates you know, pretty much everyone you'll be an ingrate someday and I'll you'll be labeled as an engraved possibly keeps the one you know how I know this is because everyone says But I'm different. I'm the guy everyone I swear has been engraved

'''Doug Misicko '''13:50
:Okay, I can't wait to be among the ranks of notable ingrates is

'''Shane Bugbee '''13:56
:notable because when I leave the scene they seem to fucking stick in the fucking bottom of the barrel lower and lower and lower and you don't hear from them again and then

'''Doug Misicko '''14:03
:they're committing incest in some backwater town and

'''Amy Bugbee '''14:09
:stop and be introspective about it out there ingratitude

'''Doug Misicko '''14:14
:but they're not intelligent enough

'''Shane Bugbee '''14:17
:know what in great serene grace they should be fucking shot. drawn. The court has hung up

'''Doug Misicko '''14:25
:I can add to that. You're right. Being an engraved should be considered a crime.

'''Shane Bugbee '''14:31
:I don't like it. Scared simple. Thank you. Yeah. Character flood simple. Thank you. That's it. So I'm asking for what I deserve. Which is probably 1000s of fucking dollars in your first board. Doug.

'''Doug Misicko '''14:44
:You're too late for the first one probably. I never met it either.

'''Shane Bugbee '''14:48
:None that you know now.

'''Doug Misicko '''14:55
:Oh, now it's too bright.

'''Amy Bugbee '''14:58
:We need a sunglasses.

'''Shane Bugbee '''15:00
:If you want it off I turn the lights off here in the studio. Want me to keep me off?

'''Doug Misicko '''15:06
:Doesn't matter. throwing us off with the flashing lights

'''Shane Bugbee '''15:09
:trying to keep you awake I'm trying to get not high anymore through strobe light pressure.

'''Amy Bugbee '''15:13
:Okay need curtains

'''Shane Bugbee '''15:14
:Amy what song are we playing?

'''Amy Bugbee '''15:16
:We're playing some Insane Clown pass I don't know

'''Doug Misicko '''15:23
:I don't know I see they usually do

'''Shane Bugbee '''15:35
:I'd like to sweat

'''Doug Misicko '''15:47
:or there is

'''Amy Bugbee '''16:02
:you put the CD in. I think so.

'''Shane Bugbee '''16:05
:I was playing for Ghazi

'''Doug Misicko '''16:09
:almost same band icpm Fugazi beautiful everybody and

'''Amy Bugbee '''16:18
:everyone would be running out to get that insane con pass the CD with that song on it.

'''Doug Misicko '''16:23
:The last jazzy song

'''Unknown Speaker '''16:32
:going on

'''Shane Bugbee '''16:34
:now you know someone that works with ICP?

'''Doug Misicko '''16:39
:Yeah, he's like their bit she gets some coffee and shit and spray in science or checks and everything he's telling me a story about how he cut a check to Mike Pat and one time I think Pat and contacted them on a sample they used to him needed to cut them a check. Oh no. He tours with them everything else? random shit.

'''Amy Bugbee '''16:59
:You ever see that movie? They did big money hustlers?

'''Doug Misicko '''17:03
:No, I was you know, I've heard some of their stuff. See, my friend Steve has worked for him for a long time.

'''Shane Bugbee '''17:08
:What Amy so fucking high. She put a DVD and Insane Clown Posse DVD in there and fucking told me it's a goddamn CD. I'm trying to play a fucking DVD Ah,

'''Doug Misicko '''17:23
:there's another CD in there isn't there? Isn't that two CD c one

'''Shane Bugbee '''17:26
:is Hitler use songs. Another one.

'''Doug Misicko '''17:30
:Oh, Hitler Youth songs.

'''Amy Bugbee '''17:32
:Go back to Ghazi McKay. Oh,

'''Unknown Speaker '''17:39
:yeah, yeah. And McCain. Okay,

'''Shane Bugbee '''17:40
:Amy, you are right. We can't blame guys. And I like the guys he's talking to Ian Mackay. He should be President really. In Mackay ran for president I'd vote I'd vote for him in a second?

'''Unknown Speaker '''19:59
:Right The shower

'''Shane Bugbee '''21:50
:fucking forgot Z.

'''Doug Misicko '''21:54
:Ian Mackay Ian McKay.

'''Shane Bugbee '''21:55
:Yeah. i

'''Amy Bugbee '''21:59
:Are you a big Ian Mackay fan, Doug?

'''Doug Misicko '''22:00
:Yeah, he's not bad. I like to pay overhead. But they only did that was like, what, eight tracks and then do another CD. (Shane Bugbee: Exactly.) I thought it would have been cool if they did more.

'''Shane Bugbee '''22:09
:Why don't you or Amy explain what we're doing toda?

==Doug Misicko on The View and Network N-words==
22:15 '''Doug Misicko'''
:We're doing the alphabet. We're starting each show with a letter, and just going- That's our very generalized theme. It's our theme without a theme. We bring up a letter, first word comes to mind, and we ''discuss'' this is our panel kinda like those five big, fat black Negros and sit and talk about-

22:34 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:''Rotund''. (Doug Misicko: Yeah.) We don't use the "f-word" in this house.

22:38 '''Doug Misicko'''
:"Inflated" for "I".

22:40 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Oh god, inflated? (Amy Bugbee: There you go.) Worse than- worse than fat. "Inflated". (Doug Misicko: Right.) But like the five big flat- fat black Negro, what?

22:49 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Big- uhh, I think it's five big, big ''inflated'' Negros that discuss things on a show. I dunno, there's some morning show.

23:00 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:I've never seen it. (Doug Misicko: Yeah, nevermind.) Is it "The View"?

23:01 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Yeah, I think that's what it is.

23:02 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Are they all Negros?

23:03 '''Doug Misicko'''
: I think so.

23:06 '''Shane Bugbee'''
Barbara Walters is on there.

23:08 '''Doug Misicko'''
:She's a Negro.

23:09 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Exactly.

23:11 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Yep. She's Jewish.

23:13 '''Doug Misicko'''
:She's some- No, oh, uh, she's a- she's a network (Shane Bugbee: Idiot?) -nigger, is what she is. (Shane Bugbee: Right.) She was paid one time- she did an interview with the CEO of Philip Morris to give them good publicity at the time when they were having a lot of bad publicity. Now, if that's not being a network nigger, I don't know what is. (Shane Bugbee: Exactly.) You know, she talked to him, and he was able to cry crocodile tears and talk about what a beleaguered, nice man he is and everything else. And the guy's making a fucking killing off of lying on medical reports. They made the issue into, "Everybody knew that smoking was bad for you." And they took away from the issue of they fucking lied on medical reports and their corporate charter should have been revoked. Anytime you do that, you set a bad precedent you should be stopped. Shane Bugbee: Or killed.) Had they not ''been lying'', it would have been different story. (Shane Bugbee: Or killed.) Right? (Amy Bugbee: What were they lying about on medical records?) Yeah, they were lying and saying that there was no evidence that smoking caused cancer and everything else. And I have no problem with a company selling something that's carcinogenic. Something that's going to kill people and everything else. It's fine. People want to take it then after that, It's up to them. (Shane Bugbee: Right) When they lie about it, that's a whole different story.

==On fatty foods==
'''Shane Bugbee '''24:21
:Same thing I was talking about on the the fat, the F show about fat and McDonald's lawsuits and stuff like that. It's the lies that they try to say.

'''Doug Misicko '''24:29
:Like this is healthy food, right?

'''Shane Bugbee '''24:32
:Well, they just say it's entertaining food. It's not healthy. It's entertainment. It's junk food. It's junk, right? entertainments, like TV, a lot of sitcoms and stuff. It's garbage. It's a waste of time and every breath life but it's an entertainment. There's nothing nutritious about French fries was well they push it like that all the time. I thought there was until I was in my later teens. They But then the basic food groups Well as I said, I'm the fat show on the app show that didn't get recorded and I have to re record as I said then the the food groups are the wrong shape in the first place when you look at the food groups they teach and health class so they teach you the wrong way they teach you that breads are a very important part of your diet when it's not as important as you know they, it's they're up. The food groups are upside down from the beginning. And McDonald's does promote themselves as every fucking What did you say? Snickers used to promote themselves as

'''Amy Bugbee '''25:32
:a Snickers bar a day helps you work rest and play.

'''Shane Bugbee '''25:36
:That's obscene. That's what I'm talking about that kind of double mass marketing is is the problem with their message they're lying. When McDonald's says you get the five basic food groups when you get a burger and fries they're fucking like there's nothing there. Maybe you're getting some salt when you get in too much salt. You know, I mean, but there's nothing there nutritious. Maybe the cheese and their cheeses will process by now. It's gone but there's nothing fucking there. There ketchup is so loaded with fucking sugar. It's taken with any goddamn healthy properties of fucking tomato or tomato paste would have for you. So that's what I'm talking about. They fucking lie with that shit. They just say you should say cheeseburgers or just entertainment especially with McDonald's. Not like the local burger stand we have. There's are there is probably a little nutrition in those burgers. You know,

'''Doug Misicko '''26:25
:just within the last year they revised the food pyramid for the schools and just this last year, right but But you wouldn't be some you probably wouldn't be surprised how lobbies really pay for their, their placement on the food pyramid like the meat industry pays a good chunk of money to get meat and high placement on the pyramid.

==Doug Misicko on Italian Fascism==
26:46 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Tune in for the last five minutes- or 10 minutes of the F show, and you'll hear more talk about this. This is the I show. Doug? We have three minutes. Talk about Italy in the start of fascism and where you visited. That was a very interesting story. And you have three minutes to do it.

27:01 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Okay. Yeah. So I went to Italy. I got back about a couple months ago, and I was there for a couple of months. And I went to a place in Northern Italy called [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gardone_Riviera Gardone Riviera]. And that's where [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vittoriale_degli_italiani Gabriele D'Annunzio's house] was. Most people don't know who Gabriele D'Annunzio was, but he's like this Italian World War One war hero. He was a playwright and a poet- (Shane Bugbee: Italian, "I".) Yeah, Italy... So, we went over there- I went over there. And it was a beautiful place. He was he's a poet and a playwright. And he talked- but he basically talked Italy into going into World War One because he thought Italy deserved more of the Balkan territory that they didn't have and everything else. And the Allies told them that if they came into the war, that they would get those territories. Well, D'Annunzio was considered a war hero because not only did he talk everybody into going to war, but he actually participated in the war, much unlike our Rumsfelds, Colons, Dicks, and Bushes, but anyways, ''he lost an eye'' in World War One. But after World War One, they didn't give Italy these territories. So he took his volunteers, the Blackshirts, they went unoccupied the territories for a while. And that was the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackshirts original Blackshirts]. Those were the original ''fascists'', and Mussolini aligned themselves with him and them. And he was writing for a newspaper at the time and claiming that he was all about them. D'Annunzio didn't like Mussolini, he was saying, "You say you're going to support us but you haven't sent provisions? You haven't sent men. You're just a you're just a fucking idiot" — for "I". And so when Mussolini came to power, right, D'Annunzio was basically confined to his house because he was he was a liability to the fascists. He could make them look bad. So he spent fascist money like it was going out of style, basically on the agreement that he was exiled to his home. So anyways, I went to this home, being that he spent their money like it was going out of style, It was ''beautiful''. It was a palace. He's a very eccentric man, too. He had a room that- his rooms all had themes. One was like a funeral room, it was like it had like a coffin-

29:12 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Oh I ''love'' that- I've always wanted. And it's funny, you say that: I've always wanted to have themed rooms.

29:16 '''Doug Misicko '''
:He had one where the+ the theme was severed hand. There was hands all painted on the walls and everything is just he was into it. He was- he was ''great''.

29:26 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Well, see you guys later. This was the I show of the ABCs next week, it's a Q no J No. K. J. Evil Now.com.

29:38 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:TV Is God.com

29:40 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Dysgenics.com

29:41 '''Shane Bugbee '''
: Only one. That's because of his ''addiction''. "A" show, addiction. See you later. All right, Amy.

=Letter J=
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'''Unknown Speaker '''01:00
:Thank

'''Shane Bugbee '''01:13
:You? Right What was that Amy? What did you ask me Amy?

'''Amy Bugbee '''02:56
:Did you have another Jackson?

'''Shane Bugbee '''02:58
:Why do you ask that?

'''Amy Bugbee '''03:00
:Cuz I don't have anything for Joe

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:03
:nope I don't that was it. We can use that as our song about that. That was the Jacksons. Go ahead Amy do some talking to that microphone. Go ahead. You can do the introduction for the show.

'''Amy Bugbee '''03:18
:Okay, well, I guess you're listening to the alphabet show or a show about alphabets? Me, Shane from three ring radio and Doug from discogenic stat calm and

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:35
:a knee is Amy from the horror of horror.com. Not me, but that was who said me? Oh, yeah, me.

'''Amy Bugbee '''03:40
:Yeah. And it's a show about the alphabet, right? That's our one common thread each shows about a different letter from of the alphabet

'''Doug Misicko '''03:50
:sponsored by a different letter like Sesame Street,

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:53
:just like Sesame Street. Exactly like Sesame Street. What

'''Amy Bugbee '''03:56
:did you say before the top 26

'''Doug Misicko '''03:59
:Yeah, well Jays within the top 26 letters one of my favorite,

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:03
:really, so you can just talk the whole half hour and I could take a nap.

'''Doug Misicko '''04:06
:Go ahead. It's just i j is great. I've always loved Jays.

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:11
:I like Jay for what did I say when we weren't recording? Jack off and you fucky fucking jagoff or Jesus? Jesus Christ you the jean jagoff

'''Doug Misicko '''04:25
:we have a double J and Jim Jones. Oh,

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:29
:oh, I have the Jim Jones CD for sure. We can play Jim Jones music. Yeah, Jim Jones rules. I love Jim Jones.

'''Doug Misicko '''04:36
:I've heard the CD but

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:39
:you know, I have one here. That's no one's heard. So I'll pull that out. And we'll flip through it real quick.

'''Doug Misicko '''04:43
:Is it their music? Again?

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:44
:It's different stuff. Yeah. More of that. More of that. Yeah. If you've heard you can say with Jim Jones. If you've heard one, you've heard them all. Okay. Did they record them on the island? Is that yes, this is recorded on the island. The one you heard was recorded in San Francisco.

'''Doug Misicko '''04:59
:Okay. Okay, so CDs,

'''Shane Bugbee '''05:03
:I have it. Okay, only me.

'''Doug Misicko '''05:06
:I like the speech at the end though. Jim Jones. I will fight speech

'''Shane Bugbee '''05:11
:while you do the speech for us now we have the manuscript right here if you want to read it.

'''Doug Misicko '''05:16
:Do Yeah, I think so hopeless. No, I think I can.

'''Shane Bugbee '''05:21
:When you typed it, you typed the whole thing. Yeah. And we typed it up for something that we did.

'''Doug Misicko '''05:26
:I got my cross. I got my compass. I got guns. I've got dynamite. And I will fight.

'''Amy Bugbee '''05:35
:Yeah, no, no, what I did was I think the last speech

'''Doug Misicko '''05:39
:I'm talking the one he says they're gonna have to come and take all of us if they want any one of us.

'''Shane Bugbee '''05:46
:Is this the end the last speech? I don't know

'''Doug Misicko '''05:48
:if it was the last one. But it's the one where he screamed and I will fight I will fight.

'''Shane Bugbee '''05:52
:Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Amy type the last speech. That's, you know,

'''Amy Bugbee '''05:56
:yeah, there was no fighting left in that last one.

'''Shane Bugbee '''06:01
:So you're talking about something different? Me Right. Correct.

'''Doug Misicko '''06:03
:me when I'm talking about people, because

'''Amy Bugbee '''06:06
:it's sounding dogs talking about a different speech, then

'''Shane Bugbee '''06:09
:we have to spell it out. Right. So Doug, talk more about Jim Jones. I don't know enough about him. I know a lot more bitch. We fucking have a half hour to Phil.

'''Doug Misicko '''06:21
:Know what Island were they and I they drank the cyanide? I think there's a isn't there a helicopter view from overhead all the dead body science. That's

'''Amy Bugbee '''06:35
:what they say he was called. Some say they didn't drink Kool Aid.

'''Unknown Speaker '''06:39
:And according to some books I read, of course, you know, Jim Jones called before my time, but according to some sources, it was a turning point. Like, that's when the alternative religions were killed and everything else. A lot of people got the whole go back to church, you know, conventional church attitude after Jim Jones. And I think a lot of people were afraid of mind control and called so I think Jim Jones had a lot to do with that. Because it seems like in that, you know, it seems like is that timeframe, and a lot of the anti called stuff started off after Jim Jones. Ironically, anti satanic called after Jim Jones was very, he was Baptist, wasn't he? I think some form

'''Shane Bugbee '''07:17
:Yes, he was out of Indiana, home of the fucking Baptist. Well, maybe not the home of them. But the Klan almost had a spot in Indiana history has been the first state run by Klansmen and the Baptist. They at least Ron Hammond that we know. So Jim Jones was a Baptist. I've picked up a lot of my business practices from Jim Jones. How so? I just like to weigh ran an organization. I wouldn't a drink you want to read that first speech again. They come from one of us. They come from all of us.

'''Doug Misicko '''07:52
:And it's it's not bad. Exactly. He's he's a good speech.

'''Shane Bugbee '''07:57
:He's a master.

'''Doug Misicko '''07:58
Oh, he said, Oh, this

'''Shane Bugbee '''07:59
fucking cunt a Yahoo was killing me.

'''Doug Misicko '''08:04
:He said Love is the only weapon bullshit. Martin Luther King died with love. Kennedy died talking about something he couldn't even understand some kind of generalized love and he never even backed it up. He was shot down. Bullshit. Love is the only weapon with which I gotta fight. I got a whole lot of weapons with which I can fight. Yeah. I got my gun. I got dynamite and I will fight. I will fight. Damn, you know. I hit on my voicemail for a while and people start bitching because it was like really long for voicemail message, you know?

'''Unknown Speaker '''08:39
:Well, I like that.

'''Doug Misicko '''08:40
:I love it.

'''Amy Bugbee '''08:41
:Why the Green Berets all joined up. They said he had a bunch of Green Berets and like militant arm guards all around the camp. And they said, people you know, we're supposed to be able to come and go, but they couldn't really

'''Doug Misicko '''08:54
:well. What the fuck are they doing there? Then they didn't stop from committing suicide. They didn't stop from doing anything. They're just standing around. It was like an escort keeping people from getting in and talking with them. I don't know. What were they doing there? Well,

'''Amy Bugbee '''09:07
:they said there were so many found dead in the camp. And then there were like another 100 or so found shot or in the jungle around there. So anyone who tried to run out rather than die in the camp was shot

'''Doug Misicko '''09:20
:shot by Jim Jones or by Greenbrae by his Greenbrae troops. Oh, these were supposed to be his Greenbrae true. Yeah. Jones on people. Oh,

'''Shane Bugbee '''09:30
:I get j so what's your favorite word? Why? Because Jesus starts with A J. I'm

'''Doug Misicko '''09:34
:just saying it's one of my my. It's one of my top 26 favorite letters. Really? Why? Yeah, because because of Jesus. He changed my heart. I used to be a drunk fuck all the time. But now that I found Jesus, I'm gonna run for president,

'''Shane Bugbee '''09:50
:I believe. Jim Jones quarter. Yeah.

'''Amy Bugbee '''09:55
:That'll be as accepted speech.

'''Doug Misicko '''09:57
J:ive as Jim Jones quoting I have jail written down, but I don't I've never been to jail.

'''Shane Bugbee '''10:05
:I told the jail story for I didn't I about the Irish writer.

'''Doug Misicko '''10:10
:I think it was. I don't know how it got there. Yeah.

'''Shane Bugbee '''10:13
:Breaking my pinky. And

'''Doug Misicko '''10:15
:is it the only time you're in jail?

'''Shane Bugbee '''10:17
:Yeah. Yeah, I've been arrested lot numerous times when I was young man for silly things. That was the only time anything stuck. Okay. Fucking nosy prick. Well, I

'''Doug Misicko '''10:31
:put down jobs too. And I got fired from a lot of jobs. Really? It's kind of interesting. I was working at a Burlington Coat Factory before. And I got fired for lacking a man in the fitting room

'''Amy Bugbee '''10:46
:on purpose or by accident.

'''Doug Misicko '''10:49
:No, it was on purpose. This rather Roatan fellow. It was, uh, I worked in the men's department, you know, and it was just my job to like, fold clothes and put them back. I didn't have much to do all day. But still, if I had anything to do, it pisses me off. You know, it's like, I was like, 17 or 18 This guy was coming in trying shit on me had signs on the fitting rooms that said, if you try shit on, hang it up, you know, put it away when you're done. This guy brings a pile of shit in the fitting room and walks out. I wonder what is he doing? You know, he's just got piles. You can't even be trying all this stuff on. So finally I told him I was like, Listen, if you're gonna take all this crap, put it back where you found it, you know. So he gets all pissed off and out of spite, he grabs a big load of stuff and walks in. I thought Fuck this. So we had padlocks for the fitting rooms. So if we left we could, because we were supposed to watch over things. People were stealing in the fitting rooms and stuff so we could lock them up. I went out on break. And I was sitting on this bench outside were cars to drive by and I'd always scratch my nuts and pretend I didn't notice because everybody looked at you and they're driving by but that's beside the point. Anyways, I'm out there talking to this girl. And she's smoking. We're about to go back in. I told her. I liked some guy in the fitting room. She said you did not. And I said I did too. And then when we walked in, I was told just to leave and wasn't even allowed to punch out. I didn't see the guy but the store manager just said just go just leave. That's awesome. And

'''Shane Bugbee '''12:17
:I'm playing a little Jim Jones music underneath right now.

'''Amy Bugbee '''12:22
:They set you packing,

'''Doug Misicko '''12:23
:I haven't made a lot of jobs. I worked at Target and I was the cart guy, you know, the thankless fucking job. And it was this target was uphill just slightly. But you notice the angle you you pile up like 50 carts, they're heavy, you know, you're pushing uphill. And it was just a crappy job. And I had this female manager always looking at you know, breathing down my neck. She didn't like me. And she started time and everything I was doing time and my brakes and everything like that making sure that they're only 10 minutes or whatever. My lunch break was only, you know, half an hour an hour. And their break room was upstairs ready to punch out for my lunch my mom came in to visit me. We're gonna go out to lunch. Just irritated. This irritated me this woman walking behind me to see what time I go to check what time I come back and everything because I'm getting paid hourly, and I'm getting paid jack shit, you know? So if I'm gonna come back late, who gives a shit? You know, cards don't pile up that much, at least not that time of year. So she's walking right behind me. And luckily, I was flatulent, and I just let one guy you know, right. And she's like, as level, like, at its level, you know, and I just got one go, and it's loud enough. And she's mortified. And I look back and I look at her. And she says to me, she says, you know, she's all flustered. And she's like, she's like, What do you say? And I said, I say you better look out or I'll shit on you. And I punched out. And I went downstairs and I was really worked up about this. And they had a whole roll of carts at the side of the building, you know, and I pushed them out into the street. I got in my mom's car and she was confused. You know, she's like, don't you collect those carts? Aren't you supposed to put them there rather than put them out in the lot? And I said, Yeah, I don't think I'm going back to work. And that was it for that job.

'''Shane Bugbee '''14:14
:I've had some pretty interesting jobs. You've had a lot of jobs. I had over 25 jobs in a year. And I felt really bad about having a lot of jobs until I live with a Italian woman. And she had told me that it's good for young kids to have a lot of jobs because that way you figure out what you don't want to do. I think so too. I felt really good about it. Then, coming from my family, though they made me feel bad if you lose one job, you know, there was a great guilt to losing a job that was bad. And so I felt like I was a bad person at the time when this woman had told me you know, you're just figuring out what you don't want to do. And I said you know you're absolutely right. The coolest, the coolest job well, not the coolest. But, but a job I had is was I was a security guard.

'''Doug Misicko '''15:00
:Oh really for where a bar concert? No, no,

'''Shane Bugbee '''15:03
:no, no I security guy with the hat the cop hat.

'''Unknown Speaker '''15:06
:Like for an office building? Yeah, for Office bills.

'''Shane Bugbee '''15:09
:I was a security guard for a an auto yard where all of the cars came in for like Toyota for Illinois. So it was a huge like acres and acres of cars and the trains would pull in, they would train cars and unload them. And there'd be like a pile of cars in the back where the train cars would fall over when they were unloading the damaged cars. And they'd have like 100 of their piled on top of each other when they were damaged. They just send them back, whatever. But it was wild working for them. One time I worked at an office building and I would go through everyone's desk. I'd use the keys open up everyone's desk. I'd look through everything other personal stuff, anything that locked up I get in. So it's sort of fun. Yeah, I started doing a zine. There. photocopying stuff, too. I started I did some sort of Beanie Baby like your beanie baby thing. I remember doing a flyer where I put all these bands on there. Van Halen, Black Sabbath, all these crazy bands are gonna fit these woods. Big mega concert and put them all around and stuff. I heard people talking about it at school. Yeah, yeah. Somewhere. You know, we go swimming, cycling, skating like that. But you know, heard people talk around in crowds, whatever, hanging out the Dairy Queen. And we weren't that Dairy Queen.

'''Amy Bugbee '''16:23
:Oh, yeah. That was my Well, one of my first jobs working with Dairy Queen. And it was in Harvey, Illinois, and it was all black. It's like the kind of town it looks like. All the buildings are crumbling, and it's really horrible. And it was all of us a bunch of white kids working there. It was weird. Did you get fired? I did get fired. For what?

'''Shane Bugbee '''16:50
:Give it up. Amy. Go ahead.

'''Amy Bugbee '''16:52
:You know, they were really bad managers.

'''Shane Bugbee '''16:56
:She's laying down the excuses. Oh, how are they been? Amy give the story. This is a good story. And you're holding back you're, you know, you haven't? Maybe you need some liquor.

'''Amy Bugbee '''17:07
:Yeah. I got fired for stealing.

'''Unknown Speaker '''17:13
:Money, money. Okay, well, I was gonna say, better than money rather than product. That stuff is crap, I think. But I think it's good for people get fired from jobs. So for stealing. I don't know any young person. You got to see your limits. You know, like, when I was young and getting fired from every job. I really think I did feel bad about it a lot. But I was also learning my limits. I dealt with a lot of assholes. And I was glad I didn't put up with them. You know what I mean? I felt better for not putting up with assholes for minimum wage job. I worked for Office Max for a while and I worked overnights and that was wild because I worked with a ghetto crew. They used to have people who had to present their paycheck to a parole officer the next day. And then they had me supervising this one crew that didn't like the other crew just because I didn't like the other guy supervising them and one guy stabbed another guy with a screwdriver like crap,

'''Shane Bugbee '''18:07
:you know, it's a shame that jobs not only take up, take five days that we trade five of our days, for two days of freedom. It's so much jobs take up so much of our life. And now they've taken up our whole alphabet of J show. Yeah, kill a horrible fucking deal. Trading five days for two and I know what that's inspired me to try to do anything I can not to work for someone else. I assume that me and Amy both we seem to work. Double the hours we'd normally work for someone else. But we work 80 hours now. For a lot less money just so we could work for ourselves and not have a j ob. In the J side of things.

'''Amy Bugbee '''18:47
:It's rough work in a job you know.

'''Shane Bugbee '''18:50
:What else is for j? I have Johnny rebel. And I'm playing Jim Jones right now underneath was talking Johnny rebels fun.

'''Doug Misicko '''19:01
:I don't know Johnny rebel.

'''Shane Bugbee '''19:02
:You've never heard Johnny rebel.

'''Doug Misicko '''19:03
No. Is he like

'''Shane Bugbee '''19:04
y:ou've never heard from the great Johnny rebels CD for segregationists only number track number one some niggers never die. tract number two. Stay away from Dixie. Number three. Amy's favorite nigger hate me. Number four. Who likes a nigger? Ooh, this is Johnny Robbo, the J becomes the J train. All right. Track number four truck number five. Nigar Nigar. truck number six moved on knickers north. Number seven caging. Klu Klux Klan.

'''Amy Bugbee '''19:41
:He's got kind of a theme going there.

'''Shane Bugbee '''19:43
:I think he got the idea.

'''Doug Misicko '''19:44
:Now get it? Want to hear some of it? Yeah, definitely. Really? Yeah, I guess I just need to know what he's all about.

'''Amy Bugbee '''19:51
:Do you know now do you feel you are

'''Doug Misicko '''19:53
:getting to hear him to know what he's all about? I didn't know I might be ANNA political though we also have Jews for J

'''Unknown Speaker '''20:13
:The other day I took a fishing trip just me and my boat and obey and your manual was my guys

'''Shane Bugbee '''20:23
:ship. No.

'''Unknown Speaker '''20:25
:He wasn't very dark. He was a high stamp in yellow. So we lost Stephen yeller. And I cranked my motor in up to my nose came up terrible odor. I looked all around trying to find something did but it was manual with his arm up scratching his head. Some Nigar never die. They just smell way

'''Unknown Speaker '''20:58
:a more heat sweat and you don't get to say he was a choking I just couldn't go on all the way home when I dropped the mall. I was next.

'''Doug Misicko '''21:14
:Show some respect.

'''Unknown Speaker '''21:18
:In my eyes, the smells gorgeous. Out of my nose.

'''Amy Bugbee '''21:24
:It doesn't feel right to talk with some beggars you just

'''Doug Misicko '''21:35
:kind of like kind of like some of the David Allan COE I used to hear

'''Shane Bugbee '''21:40
:I have some of that too.

'''Doug Misicko '''21:44
:It's funny because he still has a mainstream market. I was up to see him in the music store as it didn't seem to stain him as much as I don't think Johnny rebel could release an album now and get on mainstream country so

'''Shane Bugbee '''21:57
:they should be able to that because I love Johnny you're

'''Doug Misicko '''22:01
:forgiven forget to hate behind.

'''Shane Bugbee '''22:04
:I've actually got some Johnny rebels CDs sent to me that no one has from Johnny Bravo. Yes. Johnny rebels, friends and family.

'''Doug Misicko '''22:13
:Why is easy dad? No. 80s 90s

'''Shane Bugbee '''22:20
:boy, he looks about 60 In this photo 50 or 60? I don't know the history of John Rambo. But someone can look at that guy up there for the Jays and the alphabet show here. Yeah, I don't know anything about it. Well, I'm working with this guy and evil now yahoo group trying to release a box set for January. And he'll educate your insurance.

'''Doug Misicko '''22:41
:And I only married them sounds like an Entertaining. Entertaining piece of work.

'''Shane Bugbee '''22:48
:Exactly. Exactly. What do you have for Jamie?

'''Amy Bugbee '''22:56
:Yeah, I got Jodorowsky

'''Shane Bugbee '''23:00
:Oh, that's great. When you talked about that's not that's great. Right there that say awesome subject.

'''Doug Misicko '''23:05
:I don't know it at all.

'''Amy Bugbee '''23:07
:Satisfying grade school. I'll

'''Shane Bugbee '''23:08
:say. School us.

'''Amy Bugbee '''23:10
:Yeah. He's a filmmaker. You know, I was trying to get some info on him because I really don't know anything about him. I just have seen his film. But he was born in Chile and raised in Mexico. And he's like this filmmaker, he did el Topo. you've ever seen that?

'''Doug Misicko '''23:24
:Okay. Yeah, I know what you're talking about now. And then

'''Amy Bugbee '''23:27
:he did Santa Sangren his son and his grandson and stuff are all in it

'''Doug Misicko '''23:32
:in something called the Holy Mountain. Right? Yeah. Holy

'''Amy Bugbee '''23:34
:Mountain. Okay. And he was supposed to be the director for dune. But it I think in pre production or something his

'''Doug Misicko '''23:43
:somebody watched all Topo

'''Amy Bugbee '''23:47
:he had Salvador Dali in it and stuff like that. And it never made it past pre production. They fired him because he went so over budget when they hired David Lynch.

'''Doug Misicko '''23:56
:Oh, see, that's called like, I think el Topo was supposed to be like Zen Gore films on Western Gore film. It's like I saw it once. I actually fell asleep when I saw it. But it looked interesting, but it looked like it went on too much guy walking through the desert. And then yeah, he's killing weird kung fu masters and shit.

'''Amy Bugbee '''24:15
:He has to fight the four gunfighters of the desert. So he travels in a circle

'''Doug Misicko '''24:20
:and one of them's popping out of the sand. They all have weird like a call it powers or whatever. Yeah, because this dude No, this is all Topo Topo

'''Amy Bugbee '''24:29
:it's like three movies in one though because after all that then he gets like left behind any and then it's like a whole other movie when he lives with all the like freaks and you know deformed people and stuff and he really I mean we're I don't know where he digs up these deform people. But

'''Doug Misicko '''24:47
:yeah. I don't know where you get those films. I mean, we're, I don't know if anybody sells those. You

'''Shane Bugbee '''24:55
:can get them on eBay.

'''Amy Bugbee '''24:56
:Yeah, I'll Topo and holy mountain are banned in America. So anytime. You get a copy of it. It has Japanese subtitles on the bottom because it's from Japan. Look for it and Italy. Yeah. And then walked up to sangria. I have

'''Shane Bugbee '''25:10
:tell you what have you seen Santa San gray? No. That loses us friends, man. Maybe we should watch it while we're on doing some of these shows tonight.

'''Doug Misicko '''25:18
:Why? What happens? Give me the gist.

'''Shane Bugbee '''25:19
:Is there there is no just you can't have just a just all right, dude. That movie

'''Amy Bugbee '''25:26
:we just watched circus family.

'''Shane Bugbee '''25:30
:I guess give them a just you want to watch it while we're doing this?

'''Amy Bugbee '''25:33
:Sure, do that. We've got a bunch of good lines in it.

'''Doug Misicko '''25:39
:In Japanese and

'''Amy Bugbee '''25:42
:English subtitles.

'''Doug Misicko '''25:45
:Oh, I see. I see. Okay, now I'll tell you what DVDs cost a lot in Italy because most of them were even Italian films like Dario Argento and Mario Bava they're great Italian directors in the Italians respect the gore film over there, they really do. But uh, I went over there and I thought I'd be able to get these great DVDs probably cheap over there. Went over there like deep red and Tenebrae and stuff like that by Argento they're like 40 bucks. And I asked the guy at the shop why? And he said well, because they're being imported from America. I said, Why? Why is it Italian films? And he said, Well, they're owned by American production companies or studios or whatever, you know, or can distribution so that's where I know. So you couldn't get Argento film. They're getting the American version. You know, they're getting Oh,

'''Amy Bugbee '''26:34
:that's disappointing because they are edited differently. It from America to Italy to

'''Doug Misicko '''26:40
:their crap used to be on TV over there. When I was there. I turned it on, like middle of the day you'd see some slaughter films. It's pretty cool.

'''Amy Bugbee '''26:47
:That is cool. They're not so uptight about gore and stuff. No or two.

'''Doug Misicko '''26:51
:It's an S you'd see tits and ass on posters out there for weight loss formulas and stuff like that. Once we break that, and you could tell it's always been that way because they didn't it wasn't on everything. You know, if we broke that boundary here, you'd see tits and ass on absolutely every fucking thing. Like as soon as they break that, you know, soon as they like Something About Mary or whatever that movie they show a Jewish shot you know, you know now every movies got some come wide on somebody like that. Once a barrier is broken, it's the cool thing to do and they just don't get enough of it makes you sick.

'''Shane Bugbee '''27:26
:Well with Bush in the office and what's happening now we're going backwards. We're back to the 50s Yeah, yeah, he's propelled us back 50 years.

'''Doug Misicko '''27:34
:Right. You know, you know, well, they've got a stronghold on radio. We know that

'''Shane Bugbee '''27:41
:then TV everyone's censored their stuff cut things out. chop things up we've we've seen shows that make almost absolutely no sense on TV No.

'''Amy Bugbee '''27:50
:And look at all these shows that are like religious that around Seventh Heaven and Touched by an Angel all these like weird religious shows.

'''Shane Bugbee '''27:59
:MJ for Jesus Yeah. Jesus.

'''Amy Bugbee '''28:02
:Now they have a new one Joan of Arcadia. I mean, come on. It's just disgusting. I don't know

'''Doug Misicko '''28:09
:any of these. Joan of Arcadia is supposed to be like modern times isn't it's not even Joan of Arc would

'''Amy Bugbee '''28:15
:like some girl Katie Holmes or somebody or no, it's some soap actress or something.

'''Shane Bugbee '''28:21
:Bush and Jesus, Jesus and bush. That was a good What was that call that show primetime or something like that. And

'''Doug Misicko '''28:28
:bush and religion you had labeled

'''Shane Bugbee '''28:30
bush and religion but whatever it is, was great to see him hold up. This is the manual to raise our kids with hold up the Bible.

'''Doug Misicko '''28:37
:Yeah. The handbook. Jesus's bush.

'''Shane Bugbee '''28:42
:Well, we have one minute anymore, J's, J, the alphabet show J jagoff. jagoff. Jerky jerky go. Anything else?

'''Doug Misicko '''28:51
:junky?

'''Shane Bugbee '''28:52
:Junk, the junk smack heroin horse? Man, I bet you can do a show each time about heroin probably have a different name for each letter.

'''Doug Misicko '''29:00
:We've all known junkies.

'''Shane Bugbee '''29:02
:Yeah, well, yeah. We have 44 seconds. That's what about what they're worth is three.

'''Doug Misicko '''29:08
:All right, well, I cleaned a an overdose and a heroin junkie with a prosthetic leg off up off the floor of the fucking bathroom where

'''Shane Bugbee '''29:15
“I work once. That's awesome dog dis genex.com dis genex.com Amy,

'''Amy Bugbee '''29:21
“horror of horror.com and tv.com TV's

'''Shane Bugbee '''29:25
“guide.com And I'm Shane. Evil now.com This is the alphabet. Yeah, and next time it's okay. K, K K K. I can only think of one thing with the K and that's three K's

'''Doug Misicko '''29:43
:Wow, there's always Contin cake. Yeah, pick

'''Shane Bugbee '''29:54
:all right, Amy. Should I start it right away? Well bang in

=Letter K=
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''Canned Audio: Sesame Street ABCs''

03:15 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Amy? How you doing?

03:17 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:I’m doing just fine. Am I introducing the show?

03:21 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:I hope so.

03:24 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Uh-oh. It's the alphabet show and I'm here with Shane from Three Ring Radio and Doug from dysgenics.com

03:35 '''Doug Misicko'''
:I'm...not here

03:37 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:And the great artist from ''[[Might is Right]]'' too. That's Doug (Doug Misicko: Thank you.)

03:42 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Well, not really from ''Might is Right'', he really attached himself to something that was already moving, and grabbed on to the coattails and somehow he's getting mentioned with such a great book. I still can't figure it out.

03:52 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Soon to be a great artist for more than just (Shane Bugbee: Soon to be, exactly.) known just for Might is Right. And Shane got what? How many websites? (Shane Bugbee: I don't know.) Evilnow. Club Hate. Mike Hunt is on fire. Pogo the Clown. Three Ring radio. What else?

04:13 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Pogo the clown.com I don't know what else Amy if you don't know. Nobody knows. But that's good enough. You know,

04:23 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:I don't want to overlook any you know.

04:24 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Check his signature on your emails. I think they're all there aren't they? (Shane Bugbee: Sometimes.) Yeah.

04:31 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:And then I do TV is God and "The Whore of Horror" or, "Whore of Horror".

04:38 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:We better get ''The'' Whore of Horror. Some prick out there tonight probably listening they're gonna get it - you're fucking us. You're fucking us. (Doug Misicko: Fucking prick.)

04:45 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Oh it's the Alphabet Show and today's letter's what? K?

04:48 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Brought to you by the letter K?

04:49 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:I think it's k. That was three Ks, K, K K.

04:53 '''Doug Misicko'''
:We're all three here and we're all three on K. (Amy Bugbee: Special K.)

04:56 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:K K K and you know we played some Johnny Rebel, but now we have an excuse to play Cajun Ku Klux Klan if we wanted to (Amy Bugbee: Excellent, let's do it.) Do you have any K songs, then Amy?

05:09 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:I got Karma to Burn, but I think we could hear some- (Shane Bugbee: Some more Johnny Rebel!)

05:16 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Some more of the triple K. Okay. Yeah. What about Special K? Isn't that ketamine? Isn't that a veterinarian drug? I thought it's like a veterinarian anesthesia.

05:26 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:If it's a veterina- well, that's just PCP then, they've just renamed it. That's all PCP is.

05:30 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Yeah, it's like a new version. Like they have Prozac and then they have Zoloft. You know, it's probably similar.

05:35 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Yeah, it's just gotta be PCP because that's what PCP is, is an animal tranquilizer?

05:41 '''Doug Misicko'''
:I’m pretty sure it's special K, isn't it?

05:43 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:I don't know. I've never- and like I said, I'm an old man. But I like PCP. PCP is for me. Okay, I stay away from it though. It's so deadly. It'll fuck you up making it really schizophrenic bad.

05:57 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Oh, that's that's where I think it's the police legends. A guy who gets-

06:02 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Bites the bumper leaves his teeth mark in it, shit like that?

06:05 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Yeah, gets shot five times and runs at a guy and rips his head off with his bare hands. Those are PCP guys.

06:10 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:I have a good PCP story it was funny I remember taking- I smoked PCP for like three weeks in a row. Oh man the first time was like heaven I thought it was in heaven. Snowflakes are trailing floating around this car. We're doing donuts in this- in this court, you know, [''makes car noises'']

06:29 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Gee, I see this this well directed scene with little snowflakes and a car going around in circles and some like some I don't know some suburban Yeah. Some easy listening tune and playing in slow motion, you're smiling-

06:42 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Something like fucking Ozzy Osbourne or something like that, you know, Crazy Train or something nutty, and maybe not. It couldn't have been that because

06:49 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:In a car full of guys with their eyes like ''wide'' open.

06:54 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Just to, just to go up to get beer. He's driving around. I'm freaking out. And I remember smoking for like three weeks. And I know there was a big riot everyone, PCP was in town. So everyone was on it. And we're gonna go into this beer party. And we pull up and there's a huge riot going on. And, you know, I'm- I think we're all getting scared and we're starting to walk up to it and see this big riot break out. Next thing I know I'm holding hands with the guy next to me, we're walking up there real scared. And you know, there's my PCP story.

07:26 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Are you walking up to a riot? Shouldn't you be walking away?

07:30 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:I think I feel like it was our duty to not, we couldn't run away. I think it was, we were walking towards it. We were walking right into the eye of the storm. I don't know why I guess because I was on PCP.

07:41 '''Doug Misicko'''
:I get it. I guess the real scary part of this, was you and some guy were holding hands. (Shane Bugbee: Yes. Yeah. Well that's-) It's a horror horror story.

07:47 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:That was the horror story. Because I remember we weren't so high that we didn't go you know, like all of a sudden we look at each other's hands go. Ah! It didn't scare us the riot didn't scares as much as the holding hands. You're right. There you go. There's my humiliating story for K.

08:02 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Well, how is PCP similar or different to crystal meth?

08:07 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Oh, meth is an upper meth is fucking make. You know, when I was on crystal meth. It's horrible. I met all these drug users. But I went to see a psychotherapist one time and he asked me the list of drugs I've done. And I'm like, yes, yes, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. And he looked at me like, you know, it's over for you. (Doug Misicko: Forget it. I can't help you). You are done. It's over for your brain. I was like, you know, I can see the look in his eyes. You know, like, it's, I don't think I can do anything for you. But recommend an institution.

08:35 '''Doug Misicko'''
:I thought PCP was an upper. (Shane Bugbee: No, no! No, no.)

08:36 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:It's more like a hallucinogen.

08:39 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:It's a mind altering thing. So if you get someone- someone gets mad at you, you know if you're mad at them, I can see the police saying I shot him five times because you'll have, uh, extra adrenaline. (Doug Misicko: Okay...) but it's a downer. It's a tranquilizer. As you say an animal tranquilizer. (Doug Misicko: Okay.) Crystal meth is an upper, like the highest upper you can get like I thought of stringing Mike Diana's intestines throughout my house. A violent upper. Amy enjoyed it. I think she did. (Amy Bugbee: Mm-hmm.) Maybe she didn't ever do it. It's up to her. (Amy Bugbee: It was nice! It was fun.) She enjoys uppers though because Amy's a mellow kind of person in real life. So I think that's why she enjoys you know, uppers. Me, I enjoy downers because I'm so amped I need something to fucking you know, relax me. It's just sort of a natural you know, you're in chemical imbalance or you're really your food. What you ingest makes you have this imbalance and so I'm naturally attracted to downers because I'm (Doug Misicko: Attracted to your opposite.) Yeah, I'm up, and Amy is attracted to uppers. So it's wild between us. It's funny, she's- she's down with the crystal meth. She's like, Oh, I'd do that shit again. I'm like, fucking never I was so up. I will kill.

09:49 '''Doug Misicko'''
:I remember you told me once we drove to Indiana, from Chicago. We're on the way back and you told me never to touch crystal meth because you were positive I'd murder somebody. (Amy Bugbee: ''laughs'')

10:00 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Yeah, I'm positive I almost murdered someone and I know that thought passed through my mind. And I was clicking up and I was like, oh, and I don't know what, you know, just something that I had that one piece I've been cowed up enough where I'm so tamed and- I can't kill, you know it's, it's not in me I don't think.

10:19 '''Doug Misicko'''
:I don't know- I think about, I think about murder a lot.

10:21 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Amy tell us your crystal meth story. (Amy Bugbee: Which one?) I don't know you were saying how nice it was, before Doug interrupted, but it's not murder it's K, cunt, for Kill. (Doug Misicko: Killing.) Killin, with an -in not an -ing. Tell us your crystal meth lover story. We're gonna spell crystal with K today.

10:39 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Um, I feel I've had fun on it a number of times, you know-

10:44 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:How about driving home from Austin on it.

10:46 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Yeah, that was funny. We were driving- me, Shane and Mike Diana, and Mike was driving. Because we had to get back to Chicago really fast. (Shane Bugbee: To be on TV.) We were driving along the Mississippi river bank, and it was super foggy. You couldn't see five feet in front of you. And we were on this road that went like, every second you had to turn the wheel turn, turn turn the wheel. And Mike was driving and he was doing 95 on this pitch black road that you couldn't see five feet in front of you. And you had to turn the wheel every second you were driving. I thought we were goners for sure. But we survived and made it and they were on the TV.

==Discussing how Doug would prefer to murder someone==
11:31 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:And now Doug I did say you would kill on crystal meth. Killing, K, ABC show.

11:37 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Right? I think I would. I don't know. I think about m- I think about killing a lot. And that's why I don't like to lose control. I don't like to take too many drugs.

11:48 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:That's what I said earlier. I think when we were talking about addictions, or maybe we were on the couch and we weren't on the radio. But I did tell you I think you don't see it when we're in there. (Doug Misicko: I think we were on the couch.) We're watching Saturday matinee. I said I don't think you- I think you stay away from drugs and alcohol because you know you'd fuck- you, you'd lose it.

12:05 '''Doug Misicko'''
:I might. I might. I've gotten close to it.

12:06 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:I think so. Are you scared of yourself?

12:08 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Sometimes.

12:12 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:You're afraid of yourself, Doug. (Doug Misicko: I dunno.) Admit it. You have a personality disorder.

12:13 '''Doug Misicko'''
:I remember one time I was just at a- I was just in Tennessee visiting Joel. And for- we were walking around at night.

12:21 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Whole? (Doug Misicko: Yeah.) Here comes the whole Joel. Here comes the hole Joe. [''laughs'']

12:28 '''Doug Misicko'''
:We're walking around this (Shane Bugbee: Make sure Joel hears that.) cemetery and there was all this open space and there's these big piles of hay. And all I could think about was murdering somebody out there. (Shane Bugbee: Did you ever think a-) It's just something about the whole atmosphere just screamed for murder.

12:42 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Did you ever think about Joel's hole?

12:44 '''Doug Misicko'''
:No, I never thought about it.

12:48 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Fuckin' good old Joel.

12:50 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:If you were gonna kill someone, how would you do it?

12:53 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Well, it depends on how hypothetical are we? Are we talking like, no law? Are we talking like, just what I'd want to do or- (Amy Bugbee: Preference.) what I could (Amy Bugbee: Your preference.) get away-

13:03 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Right now what would you do now? Today.

13:05 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:What do you think would be the most enjoyable?

13:07 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Killing somebody with my bare hands, just bludgeoning somebody until they're just a flesh sack you know, just 'til the bones are fucking crushed and they're just a wad of skin and meat you know, and crushed bone. (Shane Bugbee: [''laughing''] Ah, that's a good one.) You know?

13:19 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Yeah, I think that's- bludgeoning is definitely the way to go. (Doug Misicko: Yeah, bludgeoning, or-)

13:22 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Yeah, but there's laws you're saying, she's saying most fun that's what you'd do.

13:27 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Well, most fun that's what I'd do. In, in- respect to the law I would use poison.

13:35 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Yeah, exactly, you have to do poison. And I would enjoy a poison kill anyway, I think about killing myself and I think poison would be- it wouldn't be so bad because they'd have, you know, if you know, they have to choke.

13:45 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Oh, no poison, poison can be the worst way to go. It might not be the most gratifying because you don't get to crush somebody under your own hand.

13:53 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:I don't know if I want to touch them. They're so disgusting to me. (Doug Misicko: That's true.) I don't want- Why do I want to touch someone I hate so bad. I don't I mean, I don't I you know, I wouldn't want to touch him.

==Ricin==
14:04 '''Doug Misicko'''
:But a lot of poisons are easy to manufacture, hard to detect. You know, they talk all about ricin now as a terrorist tool, but-

14:12 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:It's like, in South Carolina. Their their their bush, their state bush is a leaf that's poison, and if you dried it out and made it into a tea it could kill you with no trace. That's what they tell us on the tour. (Doug Misicko: What tour?) (Amy Bugbee: Of the town.) We went, we got married. We got married in South Carolina and (Doug Misicko: Oh, okay.) you know.

14:33 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:We went on a tour with a guy dressed like a Civil War soldier and a horse drew the carriage you know?

14:40 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Oh, that's cool. Ricin comes from just from castor beans. It's not hard. It's like, you know, it's a, it's a castor bean oil, but it'll kill you. (Shane Bugbee: Really.)

14:52 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Wow. Where do you pick it up at?

14:54 '''Doug Misicko'''
:You can buy a castor bean plant and you can make your own ricin.

14:57 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:And what do you do with ricin Doug?

15:00 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Ricin, you put it in some ways food or you make contact it's one of the, it's one of the most potent poisons.

15:04 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:What do you do with it Doug?

15:05 '''Doug Misicko'''
:I don't do anything with it.

15:07 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Tell us again how you put it in food.

15:10 '''Doug Misicko'''
:[''laughs''] People, people could do that. [Amy Bugbee: Castor beans are-) And you know people talk about arsenic but the problem with arsenic is, it's, it's a hard measurement you give somebody too much they'll just puke it out. You give somebody too little well, (Amy Bugbee: It won't kill'em.) it won't kill them either gotta strike a happy medium with arsenic and it's hard to do. It's a prolonged death and it's stupid. Because you can give people carcinogenics and they die. Coroner says it's cancer you know, I think there's a lot more poisoning going on than people like to acknowledge you know (Shane Bugbee: oh yeah), I think it happens a lot.

15:41 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:If it's a slow poison it's perfectly okay. (Doug Misicko: Or you could make your-)

15:45 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Basically I think Amy has been trying to kill me through poisoning plenty. And I think the times I go to the hospital, I think there's something going on.

15:52 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Oh yes, she told me about that.

15:53 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:So if I die, I've told people to check into it.

15:57 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Oh really? (Shane Bugbee: Yes.) Oh well- watch your back. (Doug Misicko: Well, well you can make your own-)

16:03 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:That's, uh, is character flaw with a K? No that's a C.

==Columbine==
16:10 '''Doug Misicko'''
:That's fine. But botulin spores you can put your own botulism in people's food. There's Klebold from Columbine.

16:20 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Columbine.

16:21 '''Doug Misicko'''
:I don't even know which one Klebold was though. I don't, I'm not very Columbine savvy. (Shane Bugbee: Klebold.) Which one was he? Was he the one with the longer hair?

16:30 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:You know, they really were like married and they became one, didn't they?

16:33 '''Doug Misicko'''
:I guess so. I know what they look like.

16:36 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:They're just like one entity, does it really matter which is which? Without one you don't have the other.

16:42 '''Doug Misicko'''
:That's true. They probably neither of them probably would have killed without the other.

16:46 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Yeah, out of the two I have to, I think Amy's favorite is Klebold.

16:51 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Yeah, he's my favorite. (Doug Misicko: Why?) I don't know. There's just something so nice about him. You know, he looks like such a nice person.

16:59 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Okay.

16:59 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Okay.

17:02 '''Doug Misicko '''
:Okay, I get it.

17:04 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Yeah I can't figure out, I don't think either of them are my favorite. I think I just look at them as one unit. One efficient killing machine.

17:11 '''Doug Misicko'''
:You're looking at their unit?

17:13 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:I look at them ''as'' a unit.

==The KKK and killing Jewish people==
17:15 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Alright. So weren't we talking about kiddie porn earlier?

17:21 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:No, we were talking about the Ku Klux Klan. (Doug Misicko: Oh, okay.) Amy was talking about kikes during the- you know, when we were off the air, for K.

17:30 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:I was just mentioning it was a K-word.

17:32 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:I think you said, "Fucking kill the kikes".

17:35 '''Doug Misicko'''
:What does "kike" mean to you, Amy?

17:39 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Go fly a kike.

17:40 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:Yeah, exactly.

17:41 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Kike-y tennis shoes.

17:44 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Yes. "Just do it."

17:50 '''Doug Misicko'''
:[''laughing''] I don't have any good KKK stories. I- (Shane Bugbee: No?) I gotta say I've never met anybody in the KKK.

17:55 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:We just the other night had a gentleman. A friend of mine. Maybe even though I'm getting worried he's gonna end up killing me. Friend of mine came over. Andy.

18:07 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Isn't that a good friend?

18:08 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:He's in the Klu Klux Klan. That's gonna kill me? I guess so, as long as he doesn't let me live through my miserable life, that might be a good friend.

18:17 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:And his wife were over. They're both active members in the Klan.

18:21 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Yeah, and they were cool. We watched- what do we watch with them? We watch any movies or did we just hang out? And watch Bum Fights? (Amy Bugbee: Oh, that's right.) Yeah we watched Bum Fights (Doug Misicko: Oh, that's funny.) and they were disgusted or the wife looked disgusted by it but they were, you know he's our you know Andy was a good guy he ''was'' listen I'm talking past tense ''was'' a good guy. He wasn't into all this religious shit at least in the Klan, seems that, you know (Doug Misicko: There's "Christians" in the Klan.) I parted ways with a lot of that their beliefs you know, Jesus Christ.

18:50 '''Doug Misicko'''
:What the fuck do they do anymore? Um, what's the Klan do?

==Moving to Europe==
18:54 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:What does any group do? What does any any group matter? Really? (Doug Misicko: Yeah, I guess.) What does it matter to really anyone who's not living for themselves and going at their own personal goals is a waste of fucking time and breath. Any groups - that's from the ACLU to PETA to the fucking voting? All that shit is a waste of fucking time and air and space. Shouldn't be doing anything but trying to get your fucking shit together and be able to survive with all the shit hitting the fan even with George Bush. You know? Most people I know can't even escape this fucking country.

19:26 '''Doug Misicko'''
:I tried. I fucking tried.

19:29 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Why can't you get over? You could have got over there.

19:31 '''Doug Misicko'''
:I was ''there'', I- you can't get a job over there now.

19:35 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Oh, I could get a job over there though. See? That's a good thing about being me. Sorry, sucker. I get over there and fucking, I'll be over there man.

19:42 '''Doug Misicko'''
:I was- I couldn't even apply.

19:44 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:I got enough friends over there. I'd get over there in a second. (Doug Misicko: Yeah, I don't have any friends over there.) I tried to talk Amy into moving to Amsterdam. I don't even have to talk Amy into it though. She's up for anything.

19:54 '''Doug Misicko'''
:I say go for it. It's great.

==Opposition to religions in public==
19:57 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:I'm thinking about it, man. I'm thinking about getting the fuck outta here, I can't handle these kinds of politics Kerry, Bush, Skull and Bones bullshit mother fuck this place, man. It's really lame. I mean a lot of the freedoms we have, they don't matter to me. I don't give a fuck about most of them. The freedoms we ''don't'' have are the ones I want and that seems to be what has what's going on in Europe. You know, in France I when I spoke with Peter Gilmore, the Church of Satan guy in Three Ring Radio, we had spoke about the, in France, going to France and he said there was blasphemy laws. So that sort of scared me away. This other jamoke emailed me and told me about the blasphemy laws are a lie. I don't know who's telling me what, I don't really care if I moved to France I'm not really going to run down the street with a fucking upside down cross yelling, "Kill Christians". I ain't gonna give a fuck I don't give a fuck now about Christians or fucking satanists or any Buddhists or anyone. I don't really care about fucking jack shit about that.

20:58 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Oh, I know recently in France, they were talking- they were trying to pass a law that nobody could wear any religious apparel at a school. No- no turbans, no goddamn little Jewish- (Shane Bugbee: Where was this at?) In France! No goddamn Jewish little frisbee caps on their heads.

21:11 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Well, I like that as long as it’s ''no'' religious stuff. Fucking none-

21:14 '''Doug Misicko '''
:I'm with you. I'm all for it. I'm ''all'' for it.

21:16 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:It's like like smoking in public- it's like smoking in restaurants wearing religious garb all over. It's offensive to me. I don't want to see that shit and smell your stinky fucking incense ass. Fucking take that shit to your house man and what you're smoking cigarettes and everything else. Smoking in restaurants. I don't like religion in fucking public, either.

21:33 '''Doug Misicko'''
:God damn right. I would like to slap everybody's fucking turban off their head, every goddamn Jewish frisbee off the back of somebody's fucking skull.

21:42 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Rip the crosses off their necks. Stick it in their nose, their eye. Eye revenge.

21:46 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Stick it in their fucking eye, right.

21:48 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:It's like, the start of school uniforms was to, you know, eliminate the differences between kids so they'd learn better. Maybe if we did that with everybody, you know-

21:59 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Yeah, exactly. (Amy Bugbee: A better society.) Exactly. There. It should be a little stricter out there.

22:04 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Like, ooh, like the cubicle! K for cubicle.

22:07 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Hey, isn't that C? (Amy Bugbee: Well...) Today it's K?

22:10 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:It was "character flaw" worked. Why not cubicle? (Shane Bugbee:You're right.)

22:14 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Got a point. (Shane Bugbee: Touché.)

22:17 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:I had this theory about cubicles because we had this office where we lived before. And we've all everyone who worked there. We were all back to back. You know, I mean, Shane would be back to back. Anyone else would be I'll be back to back. And it would keep, I felt it was hindering us from getting stuff done. And I theorized that the cubicle is, the reason the cubicle is used is because it makes people more efficient because they can't talk. You know, they'd have the little room around them sort of. A cubicle.

22:45 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Yeah, we were both in desperate need of an office just to get the fuck away from each other. I was like, I'd be fucking, I'd be saying- "You're fucking typing fucking loud!" You know? "Jesus Christ. You're typing loud."

22:57 '''Doug Misicko'''
:No, I know how that goes. Somebody's watching the TV and I'm trying to type or anything like that. I start getting pissy. Real pissy.

==Visiting the KKK Museum==
23:05 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:What do you say? "Ma, turn down the fucking soaps"? (Doug Misicko: "Yeah.") (Amy Bugbee: He throws a shoe at his parents.) Are you deaf? (Doug Misicko: All right.) All right, Klan. When are you going joining you know me and Amy went to the Klan Museum when we got married. You see what kind of wonderful woman I got married to. (Amy Bugbee: On our honeymoon.) She picked she goes pick whatever you want. Pick these three places. These are the places I want to go to. Beautiful spot South Carolina, Seattle and somewhere in Canada, Toronto,

23:32 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Montreal, or Toronto, wherever weed was legal or something.

23:35 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Yeah, right. So, so Amy picks these three great spots and I go you know, and South Carolina is the last place to fly the Rebel flag let's go there. So we go there to get married and we go to the Klan museum on our honeymoon. And the Klan guy like I called a newspaper and asked him where it was and they direct gave me his home phone number to call them said "we're on my honeymoon" and he goes "well I'm closed but I'm gonna open that place up for you kids." Kids K, (Doug Misicko: alrighty) and he- KKK, Museum, and so he takes us down we go out there we meet them down there, opens the store and we're let in, it was great because I'm buying a bunch of souvenirs Klan-y is "Honey, don't let him cheat you, get something for yourself" so so Amy goes runs over gets a t-shirt, "the night time is the white time". (Doug Misicko: ''laughs'') (Amy Bugbee: I love that shirt!) Tell him what else, tell him how they showed us the backroom was was like Raiders of the Lost Ark this back room.

24:27 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:John Howard, the guy who ran it his son, he's like what a sacred Cyclops or something? His son took us down-

24:36 '''Doug Misicko'''
:That's me I'm the sacred Cyclops.

24:38 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:You gotta talk into the microphone, though.

24:41 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:From the movie ''The Klansmen'', you know what they say. What is that, an ordained Cyclops or something? He says-

24:47 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Doug is the Cyclops (Doug Misicko: That's right). That was funny yesterday or the other day we're talking eye, E for eye. We're talking about Doug's missing eye. "I'm not a fucking Cyclops. I have two eyes, just one's broken!" Ah, that's fucking funny, dude.

25:05 '''Doug Misicko'''
:So anyways, ''Raiders of the Lost Ark''.

25:08 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:The back room was like ''Raiders of the Lost Ark'' when they open that door. It was fucked up. I'm sorry, Amy, go ahead.

25:14 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Well, that's alright. You got it. Go ahead. Well, the guy's son gave us a tour and we got there at like 1030 in the morning. And his son's walking around with a cup with one of those like foam things to keep it cold. And it was Jack and Coke. You could smell it on him. It was like, you know 10am.

25:34 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Yeah, I think their political movement is getting some momentum this year. Oh,

25:38 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:With Bush in office. I mean, Bush ''is'' the Klan. Those fucking people are just sucking each other's dicks fucking over Bush. I hate I God I hate that guy. Fucking driving me nuts. (Doug Misicko: He's a retard.) Speaking of the Klan. Yeah, yeah, it was a good Museum. It was, it was fun to go on our, on our wedding. It was pretty cool. I'm gonna play this lovely Klan song by Johnny Rebel. I think we can actually dedicate this one Amy. What was Andy's wife's name? (Amy Bugbee: Cindy.) This is for Andy and Cindy.

==Johnny Rebel song break==
26:24 '''Canned Audio''' 
''Editor's note: lyrics contain flagrant anti-Black racism, slurs and narrative description of a lynching''
{| role="presentation" class="wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
| [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Rebel_(singer) Kajun Ku Klux Klan] by Johnny Rebel
|-
|
:You niggers listen now
:I'm gonna tell you how
:To keep from getting torchered
:When the Klan is on the prowl
:Stay at home at night
:And lock your doors up tight
:Don't go outside or else you'll find
:Those crosses-a-burnin' bright
:Now I know you won't believe me
:So I'm gonna tell you why
:The Kajun Ku Klux Klan
:Is gonna get you by and by
:I'm warnin' you that when I'm through
:You're gonna change your tune
:This story's 'bout a nigger
:His name was Levi Coon

:He walked into a cafe
:He thought he'd get a bite
:He thought that they would serve him
:Since they passed the civil rights
:The waitress told him no
:And that he'd better go
:He said, "No ma'am, my Uncle Sam say
:I don't have to go."
:So he sat there in that cafe
:Bein' stubborn as a mule
:No matter what she said
:He wouldn't get up off that stool
:He sat there like a jackass
:Said, "I'm gonna demonstarate.
:I came in here to eat, and
:I ain't leavin' 'til I've ate."

:The waitess had enough
:She said, "I'll call your bluff."
:She said, "If we can't treat you right
:We'll have to treat you rough."
:The phone was in her hands
:She gave him one more chance
:He wouldn't go, and so she called
:The Kajun Ku Klux Klan
:When he saw them cajuns comin'
:Levi knew it was too late
:His eyes popped out his head
:And his kinky hair got straight
:He said, "Oh lousy white folks
:I didn't mean a thing.
:Why did I have to listen
:To that demonstrator King?"

:Now niggers understand
:They tied up both his hands
:He was at the mercy of
:The Kajun Ku Klux Klan
:I knew just what they'd do
:Levi knew it too
:I knew what kind of torture
:They would put that nigger through
:Now the moral of this story
:As plain as it can be
:Niggers mind your business
:And let us white folks be
:You'd better heed my warnin'
:And try to understand
:Don't you demonstrate
:Around the Kajun Ku Klux Klan
|}

29:30 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:All right. Three Ring Radio.com - Evil Now.com - Whore Of Horror.com - Dysgenics.com
And this is K in the ABCs of well, the alphabet show. Listen next time for [''beeping'']

29:55 '''Singer '''
:LMNOP QRS, T U V, W-

=Letter L=
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'''Unknown Speaker '''00:00
:Oh, h i j k, l m n o p, q r s, N T U V, W X, N Y and Z. I've just said my ABCs now it's your turn. Follow me. A B, C, D E, G, H, i j, k, l m n o p, q r s, n t, v, w x and y and z have had be all our way. Now we learn ABC

'''Unknown Speaker '''00:57
:now

'''Unknown Speaker '''01:03
:see

'''Doug Misicko '''01:19
:all right, Doug. All right. This is the ABCs we're devoting a half hour segment each letter the alphabet.

'''Unknown Speaker '''01:28
:Right now we're on the letter L, which means we're almost halfway through the alphabet and we've had an interesting topic. The local locomotive locomotive correct. We can hear a locomotive in the background

'''Shane Bugbee '''01:43
:here that locomotive it was good. We're broadcasting from beautiful downtown Hammond, Indiana.

'''Amy Bugbee '''01:59
:Home of the most train tracks in the world.

'''Shane Bugbee '''02:02
:And I don't know if that's true. But Amy, I'll throw those facts out there and promote wrong information any chance she gets

'''Amy Bugbee '''02:09
:it's close enough.

'''Doug Misicko '''02:11
:Is that supposed to be true?

'''Amy Bugbee '''02:13
:That's what I hear at least in the United States. Hammond has the most feet or whatever of train track.

'''Doug Misicko '''02:20
:I would have guessed Tennessee because they're like the biggest distribution center in the United States

'''Amy Bugbee '''02:25
:as far as local state Hammonds the city.

'''Doug Misicko '''02:29
:Oh, yeah, right. Right. Right.

'''Shane Bugbee '''02:30
:Amy will fuck you up, man. I know. She pulled a knife and now she's got an attitude. I

'''Doug Misicko '''02:35
:know. She's next to me not you.

'''Shane Bugbee '''02:37
:That's why That's how I like it. When TVs everything got a chance to run that way. Every chance I can get large L I'm living large and I am because my poncho and under my shirt is expensive to get this way. large and in charge. Yeah, I didn't. I didn't get this way. Eating cheap food. Okay.

'''Doug Misicko '''03:01
:Oh, you earned it right?

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:03
:Before I can write if you aren't for our love. Lies Love of minus food. But locomotives. We we live between we live about 1010 feet from I guess we should save this for trains. T T did you give out our websites? I have evil now.com I'm Shane. This is Amy.

'''Amy Bugbee '''03:26
:Oh, I have horror of horror.com and TV is guide.com

'''Doug Misicko '''03:31
:and I'm Doug from the half defunct dis genex.com Yeah, it's

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:35
:just jetix.tumbleweed.com And you know what we're all going to be selling and we should start doing this for the rest of the alphabet telling people we're all going to be selling fuck John Ashcroft shirts on each website. We're going to be selling T shirts through the election.

'''Doug Misicko '''03:54
:What it's a pretty picture right? It's

'''Amy Bugbee '''03:56
:a beautiful design.

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:57
:And then Doug here drew the design you'll be able to see that on the web. When you're hearing this show broadcast you'll hear you'll see these on the on the web evil now.com Three Ring radio.com Horror horror.com TV has got well maybe not TV has got that it says

'''Amy Bugbee '''04:13
:defunct as dis Genex and this jetix.com

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:17
:So go go find the fuck John Ashcroft shirt.

'''Doug Misicko '''04:21
:It's It's sweet. It's a cute image. He's got a crosses in his eyes and he's a rag doll pinned up like Jesus and it says fuck John Ashcroft and nobody can disagree with that sentiment when you wear it. Motherfuckers will know where you're coming from

'''Unknown Speaker '''04:35
:anyone even people will say

'''Doug Misicko '''04:39
:good work. I can see your your thoughtful citizen.

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:42
:And anyone who would be on like the George Bush side would say who's John Ashcroft?

'''Amy Bugbee '''04:46
:Exactly.

'''Doug Misicko '''04:48
:That's right. patriotic. What? Never heard of it.

'''Amy Bugbee '''04:51
:Jesus was a white man.

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:55
:Hey, and that brings up L for losers.

'''Doug Misicko '''04:58
:Right right Jesus You can right up there. George Bush

'''Shane Bugbee '''05:01
:George W. John Ashcroft. Losers losers losers losers l lippie. Losers.

'''Amy Bugbee '''05:07
:Lot of losers a

'''Shane Bugbee '''05:09
:lot of losers L

'''Doug Misicko '''05:12
:A lot of losers like Lollapalooza.

'''Shane Bugbee '''05:15
:He didn't like Lollapalooza.

'''Doug Misicko '''05:18
:I you know, I went to one of them, I think when like the Smashing Pumpkins were with them, which is probably one of the stupidest ones in the early days. But it was it was stupid. I never really liked the Smashing Pumpkins either.

'''Shane Bugbee '''05:33
:I've got a Lollapalooza story. Alright, let's get the first Lollapalooza. Funny. Did it did help out with it. Okay. Yeah. I, they used it, they started. They wanted to do booths there. And I sent in, I did a zine naked aggression in the day. And I sent in the zine and they invited me to do a table. And I did that with rock out censorship, John Woods. And so we toured a good chunk of the Lollapalooza, especially the Midwest, did the booths. And it was a good time. And we helped, we really, we took charge that we got all these people to join up and do the booths. And I did this thing called the underground Press Syndicate at the time, and that was the firt It was when ziens were just happening. And in each town, we'd have someone else come from a zine and distribute ziens there and stuff like that. The coolest thing about it was, we had free we had free reign of Lollapalooza, so we get to pull our cars in and unload them. At these booths, we just bring big coolers of beer and whiskey and stuff and drink them at the tables and get donations. You know, it's funny, I never thought of getting a donation, we put an empty cup out there. And we're giving away stuff for free. And I'm stealing flyers from Kinkos and shit and just making it happen. And we put a cup out there. And people start putting dollar bills in it like crazy. And all of a sudden the cups full of dollar bills. And we're like, Holy fuck, this is great. You know, so we're putting in our pockets, and we got a good, you know, two 300 bucks the first day out of donations, just people walking by. And all we would do is in every area, we'd call up all the alternative papers and ziens and they just drop off a bunch of resumes and we just stand there and hand out their

'''Doug Misicko '''07:16
:their stuff, right Cami,

'''Shane Bugbee '''07:18
:you know, Nazi we didn't give a shit. And so we had people throwing stuff back at us, you know, Nazi magazines, fuck, you know, like, I go get magazines from the Klan and Nazis or the gay papers or, you know, every single thing you could think of when we were handing it out. And we got refused and resist involved in Lollapalooza. And the thing, the reason I never did two or three, I sort of quit after the number, the first one, when they called me to do number two, I didn't help them out with that. But that because refusal resist was, was invited. And they refused and resisted every single rule. And Lollapalooza was mad and wanted to kick them off the tour. And we're all like, what do you expect when you invite refuse and resist? They refuse and resist? You know, they're like, Fuck your rules. Fuck this. They were all great. You know, they were hostile people, but they were cool people unless you started laying down a lot of rules. They just weren't rule kind of people.

'''Doug Misicko '''08:13
:But you said you got people to help out at the tables. You just get people to do the work for you to

'''Shane Bugbee '''08:20
:win in certain two cities. I couldn't afford to travel so we just let other people take it over. Oh, we did the Midwest but do what work. It was fun. We just hung out and did that shit like oh, you know how I got on the Lollapalooza was ministry Ministry had taken a liking to liking L to naked aggression. I was doing a zine back in the day before the home computer explosion. So we'd literally like break into offices to use the computers and use photocopy machines and stuff. And ministry took a liking to naked aggression. This guy that owns a star 99 floor Mickey Levine L. And his brother Ted Levine, the guy who starred in Silence of the Lambs. Well, Mickey took a liking to me and my zine and that introduced me to like people in ministry and they took they actually like Al Jourgensen. And these guys carried magazines onto their bus parked in front of the thing and put them on there and handed them out on some of their tours. So they gave them out to the right people. And I started getting attention from the right people.

'''Doug Misicko '''09:20
:That sounds like the good Lollapalooza I went to a shitty while Dude, it was

'''Shane Bugbee '''09:23
:the one where they had that one display with the flag where you had to walk on the flag to sign a book at every stop on the tour, man, someone got their face busted open, there'd be a guy standing there and you step on the flag and it was like a line it was funny. There was a line of fucking guys with shirts off you know, bait you know, football guys jock mentality, guys, and there'd be a line of fucking other people, you know, like my kind of people and they'd stand in line walk on the flag to sign the book and some guide fucking hit him back. You know, they'd fight and there'd be blood drips off from this flag. It was beautiful. It was so fucking cool, because people would fistfight over this display and It's all fucking day, like every 15 minutes on the hour, it was like every 15 minutes on the 15 minute it was like, bam and other fight by that flag fucking display. And then by the end of the show, there was just drips of blood leading away from this flag. So the really the end result, there are some photos of that. I'm sure they're out there somewhere. I saw people taking pictures of it. The end result was this nice drip of blood. And it was really like that fights all the time. But that display was cool.

'''Amy Bugbee '''10:26
:Was that the first level? Yeah, Jane's Addiction. Yeah,

'''Shane Bugbee '''10:29
:yeah. And iced tea and all that stuff. And it wasn't ministry number two.

'''Amy Bugbee '''10:34
:Yeah. And iced tea couldn't play cop killer because all of a sudden, like four years after this CD came out, it was a big deal. And so every other band on that show to play saying, Yeah,

'''Shane Bugbee '''10:46
:Pearl Jam, Soundgarden. They all did. Everyone did a version of cop killer. But

'''Doug Misicko '''10:51
:that's all right. Oh,

'''Shane Bugbee '''10:52
:it was great. Because this rise to copula. You have to love that song. You have to, I guess unless you're a cop.

'''Doug Misicko '''11:00
:I think there's a lot of Palooza this year.

'''Amy Bugbee '''11:04
:It's so super commercial now, though.

'''Shane Bugbee '''11:07
:Oh, yeah. You know what Lollapalooza this year got canceled. Oh, no. One bought tickets rule just got cancelled? Yeah.

'''Doug Misicko '''11:14
:That's embarrassing. I think it was Jay. I think Jane's Addiction was coming back to and playing with him and everything else. The old farts are coming back even if Guns and Roses not well, not goes and Rose Velvet Revolver or whatever.

'''Shane Bugbee '''11:26
:That's always a it's usually a bad thing. Ministry. Skinny puppy. You want to talk about old timers coming back? Just getting puppies coming back. You like them. So they're not old timers, but they are 20 years in the making or something like that they belong. They're eligible almost for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame at this point.

'''Doug Misicko '''11:42
:It's true. First out was like 84, I think was 8284 Skinny puppy.

'''Amy Bugbee '''11:48
:Oh, yeah. They when they played assimilate. When we saw him, they said, we recorded this song. 20 years ago, I mean, skinny

'''Shane Bugbee '''11:55
:puppies eligible for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. And you don't look at him like that, because they still somewhat do some cutting edge stuff. And they're still hit, but you got to think about it. I 15 years later, I'm just hearing getting hip to the shit through Ami. So they're just I'm just understanding their relevance on the whole community. And how they started the trend of Goth, industrial, that whole movement that's going strong now. And it almost seems a shame they play such small venues. They should be in this fucking stadium being worshipped like Metallica. You know, like idol worship, because they're doing some fucking good stuff better than Metallica. Oh, for sure. God, I hate Metallica. I don't mean even compare skinny puppy that, but they sort of deserve that huge recognition that the same recognition that would make you and Amy skinny puppy fans probably hate them. But they sort of deserve that when I see and they deserve some commercial success. Probably no,

'''Unknown Speaker '''12:45
:I've gotten over that whole elitist music thing. You know, I actually want to see people who do good work be recognized for it. There was a time when I thought you know that this is my band. I don't want anybody else to hear it. You know what I mean? Well, then you go through with it. Anybody deserves that? Oh, for

'''Amy Bugbee '''13:02
:sure. For sure. Most of the people at the show when we saw him had never seen him before. It was their first

'''Doug Misicko '''13:08
:12 years. 12 I mean, last time they came through Detroit, I was too young to see him.

'''Amy Bugbee '''13:12
:Exactly. Well, they did two shows in Chicago and one was all ages. So it was all kids who would have never been able to see them before

'''Shane Bugbee '''13:18
:sort of skinny puppy have anything to do with L is it love lost.

'''Doug Misicko '''13:24
:Now we went from Lollapalooza to bands.

'''Shane Bugbee '''13:28
:I'm just kidding. I'm just saying. Amy loves skinny puppy. I know. She absolutely loves them. I've very rarely do I see her have such a good time at a show. So it was really cool to take her to skinny puppy.

'''Doug Misicko '''13:38
:I love lesbians. And that's an owl. Ooh, do

'''Shane Bugbee '''13:40
:I love lesbians and love watching girls kiss even if they're not lesbians just to watch girls kiss? I don't even need porno like blatant porn. Just to watch girls kiss would be very nice for me. That's all but you know what? We're gonna play another al LaVey right? You know your father. Yep.

'''Amy Bugbee '''14:00
:Love A we saw those girls kissing in a horror movie today though. They looked like they hated touching each other.

'''Shane Bugbee '''14:08
:Maybe what song Am I playing here?

'''Amy Bugbee '''14:10
:There's one here lies love. That's Oh, Here

'''Shane Bugbee '''14:13
:Lies Love. Which one is that? Trek 14 on this wonderful Anton LaVey Satan takes a holiday entitled a founder of The Church of Satan. And this this fine recording is put out by reptilian records. You should check out reptilian records.com Chris X is one hell of a guy.

'''Amy Bugbee '''14:35
:Yeah, and so no, um, you only know his name.

'''Shane Bugbee '''14:37
:Yeah, you don't know Chris X. You only know his name. You got it motherfucker. Chris sucks. Oh Fuck yo X stands for cutting the axe in your fucking windpipe and sucking the life out of you. I can't wait to meet them. Excellent Chris X reptilian records.com And this is Anton LaVey. And Here Lies Love. For the l show alphabet L A And we'll come back I mean Amy have a really cool and time of a story. We were the last people to interview so they're

'''Amy Bugbee '''15:07
:the last L

'''Shane Bugbee '''15:09
:yeah the last contract the old man who who tried to be relevant now 25 years later you know I'm talking to you Boyd rice or whoever is telling people that you did the last interview. All right. It's me and Amy and we know better so fans of Boyd rice just relaxed Am I right Amy it's true it's true and we have credit for that so so you losers

'''Unknown Speaker '''15:58
:when melancholy when finale for my tragedy, like very mad for only me while I linger weary NEPA WillowTree right here our romance was started here again we are when I said you free Oh my God everything is blue all the word has shattered

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:in

'''Unknown Speaker '''16:42
:my heart is

'''Unknown Speaker '''16:52
:I can't believe

'''Unknown Speaker '''16:55
:you're gone

'''Unknown Speaker '''17:05
:guys daughter

'''Unknown Speaker '''17:08
:I hear a lot he sounds sad as in mournful Michael is so late

'''Unknown Speaker '''17:33
:last dreams is up

'''Unknown Speaker '''17:41
:to you gave you gave I gave all

'''Unknown Speaker '''17:56
:cry my eyes are dry

'''Unknown Speaker '''18:02
:there's only one thing I only know I can go

'''Unknown Speaker '''18:14
:darling and?

'''Unknown Speaker '''18:57
:I ought to cry my eyes are dry there's only one thing I'm conscious

'''Unknown Speaker '''19:11
:I only know I can go

'''Unknown Speaker '''19:17
:darling

'''Shane Bugbee '''19:36
:Well, that was Nick bogus singing and Anton LaVey. pounded on the libraries. The Calliope L the alphabet show the alphabet of ABCs. The ABCs of the alphabet. We don't really have a solid name for this concept. Dog.

'''Doug Misicko '''19:57
:Yes, this genex.com

'''Shane Bugbee '''19:58
:Correct AMI horrid horrid.com and Shane from evil now.com

'''Amy Bugbee '''20:05
:That's us. Yeah,

'''Shane Bugbee '''20:06
:you should pick up the fuck John Ashcroft shirt we're gonna sell on the websites while you can. It's cool. What else for law? L we have LaVey Anton LaVey. We have good story for that. Yes. What else do we have for Al? Anything else?

'''Doug Misicko '''20:24
:Oh, Ron Hubbard, who? L Ron

'''Shane Bugbee '''20:25
:Hubbard,

'''Doug Misicko '''20:26
:but none of us ever interviewed him? I don't believe

'''Shane Bugbee '''20:29
:no, but what else do we have for Al?

'''Amy Bugbee '''20:33
:LSD?

'''Shane Bugbee '''20:34
:Oh, yeah, let's do we have nine minutes. We got to have to fucking stick an LSD story in there. Well, the way stuff is old with me and Amy. Anyway, we did that we did the last interview with et al. last interview with

'''Amy Bugbee '''20:46
:Anton LaVey. People can read it online if they're interested. Yeah,

'''Shane Bugbee '''20:49
:it's on the Church of Satan website. And you can click that and find out that it is the last interview with Anton LaVey through the church of satan.com website. And you can read that online and we had a hell of a time hanging out with Anton LaVey. We ate double stuffed Korean cookies, Oreo cookies, and drank instant coffee and listened to him listened owl to tickle the ivories in his kitchen in his kitchen. It was real cool and hung out in his room got to see RAS Putin's a chair from Ras Putin's and Crowley's pipe relay and the coffin Susan Atkins. Oh, yeah, man, he had all that shit laid out they'd love a fucking the shit no shit in his parlor parlor. We hung out there and we saw the we saw the mantel like the fireplace the the altar altar, the altar, I'm sorry, the mantel, the altar, whatever, that that Jane Mansfield was bowing down in front of so it's real cool. It's a real cool experience at all. It was really and you know, you'll pick up go to Amy site or my site. And we'll we have stories about that. And, you know, links and whatnot. Yeah, we talked about this a lot. So it's not something we want to do on the oil show. You should just buy our book, Memoirs of a madman and available@amazon.com No, that's not our book. But you know, eventually it'll be there. If Doug has anything to do with it, we're going to be on amazon.com Two or three books faster. He's working on a book about Ami. That'll be out in October.

'''Doug Misicko '''22:33
:Right, right. I'm working on a cure to that we're gonna book for each you just compiling information.

'''Amy Bugbee '''22:39
:Have you ever done LSD? Dog? No, no,

'''Doug Misicko '''22:42
:I worked for the Homeland Security Department. You fucking have to be straight a loser. I have to collect information on you and turn it into John Ashcroft.

'''Amy Bugbee '''22:50
:Asshole. The first time I did LSD. I was a freshman in high school.

'''Shane Bugbee '''22:55
:LSD l Oh, yeah. Did you put lick Tottenville LSD? Okay, forget that.

'''Amy Bugbee '''23:04
:I would say it was liquid, but it wasn't a this friend of mine got this acid for me and a girlfriend of mine. And this other girl we knew wasn't going to take it in case anything bad happened because she had taken it before. So this guy takes us to his friend's house and Hammond and this house was so scary and it was in such a bad name. So

'''Shane Bugbee '''23:26
:in Hammond in Hammond, Sudan lived in Calumet City at the time. Right? Right. So it was over now, but

'''Amy Bugbee '''23:31
:yet I lived on the Illinois side of the border. And Hammond is just across on the Indiana side. And it was people from Calumet City in Illinois thought ill Hammond. So anyway, and they were right. Yeah. So we ended up with this weird little house. These people who had sold us the acid and they were friends of this, this guy knew. And we're hanging out with them. And it was like a couple of couples and they were real freaky, hippie looking people. And this girl came in and she was like, all freaking out. And she was showing the other girl she had blood on her knife. And I guess the two girls were prostitutes. And this guy had attack. slots, the guy had attacked this girl one of her jobs. And so she stabbed up and then got out of the car and ran over to these people's house. And so all this drama is going on the lady, the couple whose house it was the guy comes up to me and my girlfriend and we're both tripping. And he starts knocking on his leg and it sounds like I work freaking out because we're tripping our brains out. And we're like, oh my God, what's going on? And the guy's like, look at my leg and he had a wooden leg and he was knocking on it for us. We were totally free.

'''Shane Bugbee '''24:43
:Oh, that's fucking awesome.

'''Doug Misicko '''24:45
:Did you peek through the knothole and his wooden leg?

'''Amy Bugbee '''24:47
:No, no, I didn't see a knothole but it was quite an evening and lascivious.

'''Doug Misicko '''24:53
:That doesn't sound like the time to be high. l lewd No,

'''Amy Bugbee '''24:57
:it was really scary. And then all of those people threw us out out because the girl who had just stabbed the guy was freaking out. So this other couple was like, Oh, we live in the back house, come come back to our house. And we go in their house and it's not a house. It's a garage, like a one car garage. But they've built this little plywood floor. And they have this twin bed in the corner. And this like really likes cricket couch on the other wall. And then they just had this weird like shower with like a plastic bag, you know, like with no drainage. Like they must have had to go empty the bag after they took a shower. And that was their house. It was freaky

'''Doug Misicko '''25:38
:in somebody's backyard in the other garage. Oh, boy. I

'''Shane Bugbee '''25:42
:can't remember the first time I took acid. I may be that burnt out.

'''Amy Bugbee '''25:48
:Unfortunately, I can't forget. Yeah, right. I

'''Shane Bugbee '''25:51
:wish I could remember the first time I took acid I'm sure it was a beautiful experience. I really like LSD. I liked it. I find my old age and I prefer just mushrooms because it's something more I can control. LSD, you can lose control, you know you can have, you might poop your pants maybe.

'''Doug Misicko '''26:10
:So you have lost control on LSD. You know

'''Shane Bugbee '''26:13
:what you do lose control I did you get more emotional, you can have a bad trip on mushrooms I can cannot see having a bad trip ever. I mean, I am a person who if I could. And when I get older in my retirement, if I made a lot of money I would want to, you know, eat mushrooms every fucking day. Like in my 50s or something if I'm retired, I just chew mushrooms for months on end and be on a fucking beach in Hawaii and chew mushrooms and hang out because it's it's something that it and alters your reality but not so bad that you're not in reality. It's just sort of, you know, it's fun. I don't know you'd giggle at shit that maybe most people wouldn't giggle at but I like mushrooms or LSD. L we have two minutes left.

'''Doug Misicko '''27:02
:I was gonna add though with LSD. This is for the kids. With LSD you're supposed to take in sugar with it. That's why they used to put it on sugar cubes. It opens your capillaries helps the blood flow to your head better. And they say when you get that because sometimes that's what a bad trip is it gets you don't have as much blood going your head and people start tripping tripping out big.

'''Amy Bugbee '''27:25
:No, but you know how you get rid of a bad trip?

'''Doug Misicko '''27:28
:How's that dairy,

'''Amy Bugbee '''27:30
:eat it milkshake? Or you could you know, snort some coke. But that's how you get rid of okay, cocaine will get rid of an acid trip and so will dairy products acid

'''Shane Bugbee '''27:40
:right now I'd give you a try. We give you some of this cocaine we have here and see if it would get rid of your bad trip or a trip. We could do the Serbian experiment if anyone's listening and we have the cocaine we want to do an experiment normally, this is not to ingest drugs. It's true.

'''Doug Misicko '''27:59
:You take one it cancels the other and you say Amy will

'''Unknown Speaker '''28:02
:know Amy will go dear, you're wrong,

'''Shane Bugbee '''28:04
:bro. If Amy cuts a line of cocaine, it's gonna be like a fucking cigar. Amy does not fudge she does not do dainty drugs. That's all I'm saying. She's not the dainty drug user.

'''Doug Misicko '''28:15
:And if you're gonna do it, you might as well do it right.

'''Shane Bugbee '''28:18
:But she'll fucking fuck up a guy. I mean, you know there's there's certain things it's like you don't think holy motherfucker it'd be if you're gonna party with him and be ready. So I'm saying that'd be prepared.

'''Doug Misicko '''28:30
:Ready for the fucking heart attack. We're

'''Shane Bugbee '''28:32
:talking about lines now. Lines. Okay, and I've seen her dump out a whole goddamn thing and put a line on it. Is that it? What the fuck?

'''Amy Bugbee '''28:43
:The first one's the best one. Why not just make the first one to remember the kind

'''Shane Bugbee '''28:47
:of ladies that put you in the grave early. That's it.

'''Doug Misicko '''28:51
:Now this is a lesson to me.

'''Shane Bugbee '''28:53
:You know how to have lady killers. She's a man killer. Heartbreaker. Heartbreaker soul taker. Line maker.

'''Doug Misicko '''29:01
:She's a maniac. Whoa. Well, I

'''Amy Bugbee '''29:05
:like war. I felt like I do drugs and you love lines.

'''Shane Bugbee '''29:09
:lol Oh, I

'''Amy Bugbee '''29:11
:haven't done lines in 20 years.

'''Shane Bugbee '''29:12
:But you have some here to do. Don't you know comment?

'''Amy Bugbee '''29:15
:Oh,

'''Doug Misicko '''29:18
:well, we got to no comment. You can't come.

'''Shane Bugbee '''29:21
:But she's not doing it for the show. That's the good thing. It's only for you know,

'''Doug Misicko '''29:24
:for recreation. Other time not for experimental headaches. She has migraines. It's not for your entertainment you Fox.

'''Shane Bugbee '''29:32
:Yeah, that was it. That was the alphabet show. L M is next week. Shane evil now.com Doug dysgenesis.com Amy Horeb horror.com See you later. Bye. Say goodbye Amy.

'''Doug Misicko '''29:47
:Goodbye. See your for em.

'''Shane Bugbee '''29:52
:Can I start the other one up right away? Yeah. Cool. We shall

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==Doug Misicko on N-words==
08:36 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:What are your N words, Doug?

08:40 '''Doug Misicko'''
:I have neighbors, Nazi…

08:43 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Did you say neighbors?

08:44 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Yeah.

08:45 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Is that the other N word? (Amy Bugbee: *laughing*)

08:48 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Other N word? You mean be-

08:50 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:That’s the other N word. Like "nigger". And then you go, "nigger", and the other N word is neighbors. They’re a nigger.

08:55 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Why "nigger"! I didn’t think of that.

08:56 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Amy’s uh, father gave us that one.

08:58 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:That’s what my dad says.

09:00 '''Doug Misicko'''
:What? He says "neighbors" is the other N word?

09:01 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:He says that "neighbors" is the ''other'' N word, yeah.

09:03 '''Doug Misicko'''
Oh, Right. Well... then what- what do you do if your neighbor’s a nigger?

09:11 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Fuckin' hang him high. (Amy Bugbee: Sell your house.) Hang him high, OK?

09:14 '''Doug Misicko'''
: *laughs audibly into the mic* I also had ''news'', ''nurses'', and ''noise''...

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==Doug Misicko on Fascist Neighborhoods and Hidden Heroes==
12:01 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Well, I gotta tell you, the f-word still has 'em all beat. (Shane Bugbee: What?) F-word still has 'em all beat internationally. I go to other countries, I still see "fuck" on the wall. I never see "nigger" written on a wall.

12:13 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Interesting

12:14 '''Doug Misicko'''
:When I was in Italy, I didn’t see "nigger" anywhere.

12:17 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:But you went to the fascist leader’s house. (Doug Misicko: Actually, I was in a fascist-) The guy who started the fascist-

12:21 '''Doug Misicko'''
:I was in a fascist neighborhood, right outside the Vatican, and it was a real nice, clean area, but you would see swastikas spraypainted. You know, like the crosshairs. I don’t know what you call that, you know, but it was a fascist symbol. [https://www.adl.org/resources/hate-symbol/celtic-cross A circle with just the crosshairs in it]. With… little fascist logos or anything else. It was a clean area, ''nice'' area. If you went to the shitty side of town on the wrong side of the tracks in Rome, saw little hammers and sickles painted on the walls and shit like that. That was the difference.
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12:54 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Wow, that’s crazy.

12:56 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Well, I think it says a lot, and I think it stands to reason...

13:01 '''Amy Stocky'''
:And you bought that T-shirt. What did your T-shirt say?

13:04 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Uh, in Italian it says “you’re with us, or you’re against us.” And it was- it’s a- It’s a ''fascist'' shirt. It was a ''fascist'' logo on it. I actually got it at a little fascist kiosk outside of Gabriele D’Annunzio’s palace.

13:19 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:And who is that again?

13:21 '''Doug Misicko'''
:He was a- y’know- he was like the first fascist. He was the ''godfather'' of fascism. Italian World War One hero that occupied the promised territories, after the First World War. With the Blackshirts. One of those- One of those hidden heroes. People should look him up. Look him up on the internet... Good deal.

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''Canned Audio, Sesame Street ABCs''
00:01 '''Unknown Adult Male'''
:(cuts in mid-song) -H I J K L M N O P, Q R S and T U V, W, X and Y and Z. I just said my ABCs. Now it's your turn. Follow me.

00:25 '''Children and adult together'''
A-B-C-D-E-F-G, H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P, Q-R-S and T-U-V, W, X and Y and Z. Happy, happy, all are we. Now we've learned our ABCs. Now we've learned our A...B...Cs...

==Letter "O" introduction==
01:17 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Hello. Welcome back to the alphabet show. We're doing the ABCs, and we're doing a half hour segment each time, each one representing a different letter. Different letters leading to different topics, leading to all kinds of conversations. I'm here with Shane Bugbee from "Evil Now.com"; Amy, his wife from "Whore Of Horror.com"; and I, myself am Doug from "Dysgenics.com". And today's letter- tonight's letter is "O" (snippet of ABCs song plays again) for ''Oprah'', ''Oklahoma City'', ''orchids'', ''onanism'', ''organ-theft'', ''OnStar'', ''ovaries'', ''Orientals'' and ''orifice''.

02:01 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:No. I like those. (Amy Bugbee: That's a lot of O's.) Right now I'm enjoying some ice cream. But I have "Oregon", as in "Portland, Oregon"... Um, "Orville." I know, a guy named Orville.

02:17 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Oh, okay.

02:18 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:And "oral". That's all for me, Amy?

02:22 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Oh, boy. I got- (Shane Bugbee: Any music?) Yeah, I got a actually I have two songs for "O". (Shane Bugbee: Orgone Accumulator?) Yeah. From Hawkwind, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Ritual#Track_listing Orgone Accumulator]. I thought we could talk about 'em. And then [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orgone_(band) Otep], the "O" band, the anti-American, Muslim band.

==OfficeMax gay Hindu organ harvester "prank call" story==
02:46 '''Doug Misicko'''
:O-okay. Well, I have an organ theft story from OfficeMax (Amy Bugbee: Excellent.) Because I used to work at ''OfficeMax'', and it suddenly struck me that every day I had been going into the break room and ignoring the fact that they had an anonymous tip line there that I could, presumably, call at anytime to give people "snitch tips". You know, if I needed to report my management for theft, or whatever else, or I was afraid to go to anybody else, I could call this number. So at one point, I decided to exploit this about daily. So one of the more "classic calls" I made to the OfficeMax tip line- snitch line, whatever you call it. So I called them and I reported that our store manager was gay, and that his friend had been proposing- propositioning people in the men's room, and it made me afraid to go in there and take a shit. I told them I had an eight hour shift, and I was afraid to go in there. Take a piss.

03:44 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Now, was this true?

03:46 '''Doug Misicko'''
:No, it wasn't! Not at all.

03:48 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:So this is like your Beanie Baby story under "B". You really torturize, torture...

03:54 '''Doug Misicko'''
:I torture my employers.

03:56 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:You are wicked, wicked man, Doug.

03:59 '''Doug Misicko'''
:But anyways, it gets better. So this guy's on the line. He says, "My God has your store manager's friend ever propositioned ''you'' for sex?" I said, "No!" Oh, here comes the train. I don't know an "O-word" for train. Anyways, so I said, "No-".

04:21 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:What do you say when you get hit by a train?

04:23 '''Doug Misicko'''
:I say, "Oh."

04:24 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Oh shit. There you go.

04:26 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Oh... No, so he says, "Has his friend over proposition you for sex in the bathroom?" And I said "No." And he said "Has he proposition anybody, you know, for sex?" And I said, "Dude, what is your fixation with gay sex?" And he said, "Hey, you- you called and I thought you were saying that this guy's propositioning people for sex and bathroom." I said, "I never said that. I said he's propositioning people in the bathroom that he's gay. That doesn't mean wants to have ''sex'' with every guy." And he's like, "Oh okay, I don't get it then." And I said, "he's asking people for their organs. He just wants the kidneys." And he said, you know "What do you mean?" I said, "He's this little Hindu fucker. He's this greasy, smelly, little hairy Hindu guy. And anytime somebody comes in the bathroom, he asked if he can take their kidneys for, uh, people overseas." And this guy was intrigued. These people, they were too stupid to hang up on me. So he said, "Why is he in the restroom asking people for their kidneys?" And I say, "Well, because he's got his whole office set up there. He's got wheels in a little table. He's got rusty tools and everything else. I'm just afraid that if I go in there at any point drop my pants the lights are going to be out and I'll be anesthesia-ized and I walkway minus a kidney." And this guy, he assigned me a case number and everything- I had like an anonymous number. You didn't have to tell them who you were, they assigned you a number. I used to call this crap every day was stories as outrageous as that. And what was the hard- the hard part for me was that I knew that they had to investigate him each time. And that somewhere somebody was getting these faxes. And they probably could tell it was me. But they couldn't do anything about it. And I was never able to see that end result. You know, I was never able to get the satisfaction of saying, "Oh, that son of a bitch did it again. It's not fucking funny anymore." Anyways, that's my whole story.

06:17 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Do you think they did something about it? Or do you think that the store was so lackadaisical, they didn't care?

06:23 '''Doug Misicko'''
:I don't know. I actually called the FBI and one of my managers once for opening a program there, copying it and resealing it, and the FBI didn't do a whole lot in that case, but I can only... You know, I can only hope it fuck with somebody in the bureaucracy who had to go through the paperwork and was bitter about it. Because that's what they get for having a stupid as snitch line setup anyway.

06:48 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Yeah, I gotta say, Doug, you are one fucking havoc-wreaking motherfucker.

06:53 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Gotta have fun.

06:55 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Yeah, I love it. I'm impressed. Oh, Doug!

==OfficeMax fat co-worker flatulence "prank call" story==
07:00 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Oh, another good call I made that I did get hung up on but only because I started laughing and this was outrageous. You know, I called up and I said that one of the other employees was- Oh, I got to explain. At OfficeMax up in the top of their, I always... It's where they keep all their stock, up on top of the shelves. You know? The shelving unit, they'll have all the extra boxes and everything. The stuff that goes in that aisle. So if somebody has to get something that's ''not'' on the shelf, that's up top, they get one of those rolling stairways. You know what I mean? It's they call them ladders, but they're like metal stairs that roll and lock into place. (Shane Bugbee: I know what they are. For warehouses and shit like that. Yeah.) Right, right. So I called up. I don't know what the technical term is anymore. (Shane Bugbee: But I called up the the tip line. And I told them that, and I was picking on the "large kid", you know, he's we had this inflated lad. He was, he was overweight. And anyways (laughs) I said that- (Shane Bugbee: Oh, overweight.) Yeah, that this John fellow was using this, this rolling staircase and he wasn't locking the wheels in place when he climbed it in. The woman said, "Well, okay." And I said, "It's a hazard. It's dangerous, you know, you could roll away." And she said, "Well, yeah, I agree." And I said, "What's more, he gets up on top of that thing without the wheels locked in place, and he's ''flatulent''." And she said- and she paused for a moment, I thought, that's when she'd say "fuck off!" and hang up. But she said, you know, she said, "Let me get this straight. He, uh, he uh, he goes on this ladder with the wheels not locked in place and he's flatulent?" And I said, "That's, that's correct." I said, "He's, he's fartin' up a storm on this thing." And I could, you know, there was a pause, and I could tell she's trying to figure out what the relation is here. And I said, "Well, you see what the danger is that sometimes he gets up there, the wheels aren't locked in place, and his flatulence causes him to propel down the aisle way... potentially causing, you know, a disaster running running over customers."

09:10 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Do- What's wrong with you, man? You have too much time on your hands. You gotta record this stuff.

09:15 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Yeah, right?

09:17 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Oh, this isn't being recorded?

09:18 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:So what did the lady say to that?

09:19 '''Doug Misicko'''
:She stayed on the phone! She stayed. She said- That's when I thought she'd hang up, when I offered this scenario of this, of this overweight fellow getting on this ladder and it rolling down the aisleway, being propelled like a rocket because he's farting, you know, because he's got rocket propulsion behind him. And then she's repeating the story to me, she says, "Okay, let me get this straight." (Shane Bugbee: That is so funny.) Doug Misicko: Yeah, I know! And then I fucked up. I started laughing and that's when she's she said, I'm pretty sure she said, "Don't you have anything better to do?" and hung up. That was my office. That was my Office Max days. I played hell with that place.

09:59 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:That's funny, man. Funny motherfucker you are.

10:01 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Was it always the same person to complain to? Or were there different people?

10:04 '''Doug Misicko'''
:No, they had like a whole department, yeah. (Shane Bugbee: OfficeMax, "O".) Yep, Office Max. No they had they apparently had a big office for that one too. It was out of hand.

10:15 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:That was a good "O" story. OfficeMax, organs, crazy...

==Oklahoma City Bombing==
10:22 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Yeah... Oklahoma City. I... don't have any stories for that. But...

10:30 '''Shane Bugbee''''''
:Amy does.

10:31 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:We went there. It was craaaazy. It was before they had the monument up. It was just all fenced off. And like millions of people...

10:41 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Where the Federal Building was?

10:42 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Yeah, yeah, it was after the bombing.

10:45 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:It had pieces of things from the bombing that were blown all over the place. Pacifiers from victims... You know, pieces of clothing. Like, people would come there- if their child died there, they'd leave things of the child that's child- (Amy Bugbee: Put it on the fence!) Like their favorite bear. You know, a kid that died that- their favorite bear would be hanging off the fence

11:05 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:And big pictures, like posters, of the people who died with pictures and stories about them and stuff. And it was like this whole fence went around the area where the explosion was, and it was just ''nothing''. And then all this ''stuff'' was stuck to the fence. You couldn't even see through the fence, barely. It was like a barrier of the fence. There was so much stuff.

11:24 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Wow, I never saw pictures of that. But then I'm not a big follower of the news.

11:31 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Oh, and then all these other buildings, ''all'' the buildings around there... Oops. "Oops", "O". ...were, uh, were all like unoccupied. You know, they weren't fit- they weren't ''sound'' anymore because of the blast. Like, block two blocks away. high rise apartment buildings were all evacuated. And this was, had to be, what? Two years later, at least.

11:55 '''Doug Misicko'''
:And it didn't even take out the whole federal building, did it?

11:58 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:No... No, it didn't.

12:03 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Must have been some sturdy shit. I guess they- I guess they were looking out for the federal buildings, even back then. But you guys drove me past a federal building that's supposed to be ''bomb''-proof. Or you did Shane.

12:15 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Hammond? Hammond.

12:18 '''Doug Misicko'''
:It looks- It's not aesthetically pleasing, but it looks solid, I must say.

12:23 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:And it's not attractive at all.

12:26 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:That's the one Amy tells me is the replacement for the Oklahoma City one.

12:31 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:I read- (Doug Misicko: Oh is it?) Yeah, I read in this article a long time ago, right after the Oklahoma City bombing that because of all the departments that that Oklahoma building housed, you know — like the DEA and all these different certain parts of these organizations — they were going to move it to a town where no one would notice and that they said the people would just be happy to have the extra commerce like you know, they were going to build something bombproof and the description of the city it sounded like on The Simpsons, when they talk about Springfield, like "lowest voter turnout", you know, that? That was like the requirements in this article. And I remember thinking, "That's totally insane." And then all of a sudden, like, the next year, I'm driving down the street and I see the sign: "Home of the next Federal Building".

13:21 '''Doug Misicko'''
:"Federal Building, coming soon."

13:24 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:I thought, "Oh, my God, it's Hammond."

13:25 '''Doug Misicko'''
:And can you swelled with civic pride.

13:28 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Yeah, it took 'em like, what, how many years to build that thing?

13:33 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Probably our whole relationship. Eight years, five years? Six- six years?

13:39 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Yeah, they've been building that thing forever.

13:41 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:It seems like it just opened though, recently.

==Doug Misicko's low opinion of people who use GPS==
13:45 '''Doug Misicko'''
:I feel I got to explain why I had OnStar on my Os though.

13:49 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Who?

13:50 '''Doug Misicko'''
:''OnStar''. you know that service you get in your Cars? I just wanted to comment that I think that's fucking retarded. And anybody who has that in their car.

13:59 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Why is it retarded? Sounds cool to me.

14:01 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Got a homing device in your car? I don't think it sounds very smart to me. I don't trust John Ashcroft.

14:08 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:If you aren't doing anything wrong, it really doesn't matter.

14:10 '''Doug Misicko'''
:I still don't want them to know. I still don't want them to know. I don't think I'd ever use OnStar, push a button. Say, you know...

14:18 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Just think of the Freedom Albert Einstein would've had if he had OnStar. They say he couldn't figure it out around his block. He'd get lost.

14:26 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Really?

14:27 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:That's what Amy tells me.

14:28 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Yes. When he was over here at the University of Chicago at the end of his life, students would have to walk him home because he would forget where he lived.

14:38 '''Doug Misicko'''
:...That's interesting. Albert Einstein-

14:40 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:And overnight, so OnStar would have saved Albert Einstein would have given him a freedom that he didn't he never had.

==Serial Killer Brains==
14:46 '''Doug Misicko'''
:They have his brain somewhere, don't they? ...I'm pretty sure Albert Einstein's brain I heard it got transferred somewhere something else, but one thing I know is they wanted to study Jeffrey Dahmer's brain, and some cocksucker judge said, claim some kind of human rights bullshit and said that we couldn't do that. "It's not right", or whatever, whatever the fuck, but you asked me, I mean, the guy was still in his prime. Whatever it makes a serial killer a serial killer, ''he'' had it, and he had it hardcore. If that could be isolate- if that could be ''seen'', it could be seen in him. (Amy Bugbee: Yeah-) And I think whoever the judges that ruled against studying Dahmer's brain should have his own brain fuckin' bashed out of his ears.

15:33 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Exactly. It's not like dimers using it anymore. What's the big deal?

15:36 '''Doug Misicko'''
:No, no, he got it. Well, I wonder how much ''damage'' there was to the brain when Dahmer got killed because I think he got bludgeoned by- he got bludgeoned by broken broomstick... in the... in the shitter. I do believe.

15:52 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:What a way to go.

15:54 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Yeah, well.

15:55 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:''Gacy's'' brain has been studied.

15:57 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Oh, really?

15:59 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:There's a book out there you you didn't see this book in your store. You work at Borders. You didn't see ''[https://www.kirkusreviews.com/book-reviews/helen-morrison/my-life-among-the-serial-killers/ My Life with the Serial Killers]'' (sic) or- by Hellen Moran. Morin. Moron.

16:13 '''Amy Bugbee'''
''Morisson''. She's-

16:14 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Is that m-o-r-a-n.

16:16 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:It's Morrison, but I call her "moron".

16:18 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:She had to have done a book tour. Maybe she hasn't gotten to Detroit yet.

16:22 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:It's a big selling book, though.

16:23 '''Doug Misicko'''
:It's a new one?

16:24 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Yeah, it's been on Good Morning America. She's been aroun- making the circuits. She has gates his brain in her basement. (Doug Misicko: Wow.) She has studied it. When she talks about- there are no serial killers that are addicts or drunks. Um, she has a real twisted way of thinking of viewing serial killers. She says it's genetics.

16:51 '''Doug Misicko'''
:I can- I can see that.

16:52 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:And there are no ''female'' serial killers.

16:55 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Right. Well, like... Yeah.

16:57 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:It is true... No, she's wrong. And she's wrong about- ''every'' fucking serial killer has a drug problem or something like that. Alcohol problem, anything. They smoke cigarettes. She's wrong, man.

17:09 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Oh, yeah. Yeah. Dahmer did do drugs.

17:12 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:All of them did! Gacy had marijuana. Dahmer had alcohol.

17:16 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Oh. even Bundy was pulled over! He was smoking weed when he was pulled over. (Shane Bugbee: Exactly.) But, you know, the serial killer designation is a little misleading sometimes because you know, now they've got their ''[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monster_(2003_film) Monster]'' movie with [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aileen_Wuornos Aileen Wuornos]- you know, the Aileen Wuornos story? ''That's'' not really a serial killer to me. I think of the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lust_murder lust more](?) thing. You know? I don't think it's somebody who goes out like is a- is a habitual mugger, murderer. I don't really think of them as a serial killer so much as somebody depraved who goes out ''for'' the kill, you know?

17:49 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Yeah, she was doing it to survive or whatever. You know, it was, um, more like a mass murder or a-

17:56 '''Doug Misicko'''
:You meet her in Hammond all the time. I bet.

17:59 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Exactly.

18:00 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Exactly.

18:02 '''Doug Misicko'''
:I mean, she's-

18:02 '''Shane Bugbee'''
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorothea_Puente Dorothea Puente], now. She was a female serial killer.

18:08 '''Doug Misicko'''
...Yeah! Poisoning, right?

18:10 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Right.

18:11 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Old woman.

==Overdosing==
18:13 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:''Overdosing''.

18:15 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Mmm, "overdosing".

18:16 '''Doug Misicko'''
:I mean, I think I've heard stories of nurses that habitually kill patients.

18:22 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:"Overdose". "O"

18:23 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:They usually say they're helping them out. (Doug Misicko: ''Over''-dose.)

18:26 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Hey, has anyone here seen ''Ogrish''.com?

18:29 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Yeah, yeah, definitely. (Shane Bugbee: That's an "O".) I know you can download the beheading on there.

18:34 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Right. Ogrish.com. Let's talk about overdoses and ogrish, after we play Orgone Accumulate-u-or. Boy, that was rough. Why don't you say who it is, Amy?

18:44 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Orgone Accumulator. The uh- (Shane Bugbee: Whoohoo!) Let's see. Okay.

18:50 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:This is Psychic TV?

18:52 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:It's Hawkwind

18:53 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:I'm joking. Same thing Psychic TV, Hawkwind.

18:56 '''Doug Misicko'''
:I don't know of Hawkwind, I know Psychic TV.

18:59 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:They're the Psychic TV of the '60s.

19:02 '''Doug Misicko'''
Oh, okay. Psychic TV was... did they start in the '80s? Or did he start that in the '70s?

19:10 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Early '80s.

19:12 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Good.

19:13 '''Amy Bugbee:
Okay, it's playing I think. (long pause)... (Shane Bugbee: Is it?) It should be.

19:29 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:You might want to start that over.

==Hawkwind Song Break==
19:40 ''canned audio'' starts over

19:43 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Did it work?

19:45 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Yeah... Sounds good.

{| role="presentation" class="wikitable mw-collapsible mw-collapsed"
| [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Ritual Orgone Accumulator] by Hawkwind
|-
|
:I've got an [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orgone orgone] accumulator
:And it makes me feel greater
:I'll see you sometime later
:When I'm through with my accumulator

:It's no social integrator
:It's a one man isolator
:It's a back brain stimulator
:A cer-e-bral vibrator
:Of orgones
:Of orgones
:Of orgones
:
:Energy stimulators
:Just turn your eyeballs into craters
:But an orgone accumulator
:Is a superman creator
:
:It's no social integrator
:It's a one man isolator
:It's a back brain stimulator
:A cerebral vibrator
:Of orgones
:Of orgones
:Orgones

:I've got an orgone accumulator
:And it makes me feel greater
:I will see you sometime later
:When I'm through with my accumulator
:It's no social integrator
:It's a one man isolator
:It's a back brain stimulator
:A cerebral vibrator
:Of orgones
:Of orgones
:Of orgones
:It's all gone
:It's all gone
:It's orgones
:It's orgones
:It's orgones...
|}

=="O" closing comments==
29:01 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Doug?

29:02 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Yes?

29:02 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Amy?

29:03 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Yeah?

29:05 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:All right. We have 45 seconds left. We came back and said, "Well, overdoses suck. O-Ogrish.com rules." There we go.

29:20 '''Doug Misicko'''
:We decided that?

29:22 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Yeah.

29:22 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Oh and orgasms? Have more of them. That's an "O".

29:27 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Excellent Amy. (Doug Misicko: *laughing*) Excellent. Exactly. That would be a better world. Period. If you had more orgasms.

29:36 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Because you can't ''over'' orgasm.

29:39 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:You can't overdose on orgasms.

29:42 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Oral orgasms.

29:45 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Right on.

29:47 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:ABC show next, "P". (beeping) All right, Amy. I think I'll start up the next one-

=Letter P=
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=Letter Q=

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'''Unknown Speaker '''01:25
:you

'''Doug Misicko '''01:49
:don't not even sure which what the track is called but it's got a real cool like Calliope type loop, you know?

'''Unknown Speaker '''02:00
:What are you talking about that

'''Unknown Speaker '''02:01
:skinny puppy used to play guinea pig to in the background at some of their shows in one of their songs makes reference to it that he says something about the samurai Doctor dismembering.

'''Amy Bugbee '''02:16
:While it's cool, I'll have to listen to that. Yeah, that was a crazy movie that was really gross. Which one companion to the pig.

'''Shane Bugbee '''02:25
:Okay, what do we do you know what? Who's going to introduce this this segment? This letter sponsored by the letter Q.

'''Amy Bugbee '''02:33
:I'll do Q.

'''Unknown Speaker '''02:34
:Q. What up? It's a Q What up? Hey, wow.

'''Amy Bugbee '''02:38
:You ended up for Q? It's the alphabet show. Or as Doug says the ABCs of Phil. Shane, what are you calling it?

'''Shane Bugbee '''02:50
:I really haven't heard anything that sounds good. At all. It sounds quiere que I have to be honest. I mean,

'''Doug Misicko '''02:56
:nothing is quality. Quite clear what nothing of quality.

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:01
:Exactly. But it's the concept that counts.

'''Amy Bugbee '''03:04
:Every every episode of the show is another letter of the alphabet. And we're at Q so we're more than half I thought

'''Unknown Speaker '''03:11
:this was W so I have some weed. Oh, by all means,

'''Amy Bugbee '''03:16
:and it's Shane bugby. Doug Messner. And me. I'm Amy.

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:23
:I thought this was W for weed.

'''Amy Bugbee '''03:28
:Q for

'''Doug Misicko '''03:30
:Q and so, control No, I

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:32
:like to think of when I think of weed I like to think of quitter. Because weed reminds me to just quit. Why? Why play the game? When there's no fucking possibility of winning? The fucking quitter.

'''Doug Misicko '''03:49
:gotta quit. gotta quit anger

'''Unknown Speaker '''03:53
:to quit refusing the weed.

'''Amy Bugbee '''03:55
:No, no, none for me. Are you quitting? I'm quitting for now.

'''Doug Misicko '''04:03
:Now in the spirit of Jay, when you describe to me what a Jehovah's Witnesses are all about, perhaps somebody can fill me in on what the Quakers are all

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:09
:about. Quakers about sucking and fucking.

'''Doug Misicko '''04:13
:They're like Amish people, aren't they? Except they're not Amish.

'''Amy Bugbee '''04:17
:They're kind of like a cross between Amish and Masonic or something because they have their weird kind of

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:22
:religion. They do a good oatmeal.

'''Amy Bugbee '''04:26
:William Penn. I remember doing a book report on him in third grade.

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:30
:That's fucking P not q.

'''Amy Bugbee '''04:33
:Well, he was a Quaker Penn stations named after him, but I'm not quite sure what he did.

'''Doug Misicko '''04:43
:So Quakers they have secret handshakes?

'''Amy Bugbee '''04:45
:I believe so. And they have funny beards. They've got the Cambo going on.

'''Doug Misicko '''04:51
:But they don't have like the Jewish curls at this on their sideburns. Do they

'''Amy Bugbee '''04:56
:think they're more of the powdered wig people

'''Doug Misicko '''05:00
:Are they queers?

'''Amy Bugbee '''05:04
:I don't know. I think a lot of those secret societies have some weird gay sex rituals going on. Fucking A spell working. I didn't talk about that for pee. The Paris working in Crowley called rally we'll figure Paris working and it was just about him. You know, doing his assistant in the butt.

'''Doug Misicko '''05:31
:Well, you got Queen Latifah

'''Shane Bugbee '''05:34
:cleanly TV. You know what Amy has a good CD to play. There's a lot of two minutes songs. So you want to just play like five of those two minutes songs. Amy? Yeah,

'''Amy Bugbee '''05:43
:that'll be fun. You know,

'''Shane Bugbee '''05:44
:they're like one and a half. I'll just find the shorter songs and go in order. Yeah, that sounds okay. Well, why don't you introduce this first song, we'll do it. And I'll talk about Queen Latif when we come back

'''Amy Bugbee '''05:55
:all right, we'll just say hey, we just got

'''Doug Misicko '''05:59
:Shane and Queen Latifah match made in heaven or something

'''Amy Bugbee '''06:14
:World Peace world peace from the kromaggs from the agent?

'''Unknown Speaker '''06:45
:again?

'''Unknown Speaker '''07:51
:Got

'''Amy Bugbee '''08:01
:it kromaggs And you know I was thinking that the kromaggs are Harry Krishna was the Harry cruiser hardcore mother Q.

'''Doug Misicko '''08:36
:My mother, Harry Krishna hardcore ban. The market is saturated with them.

'''Amy Bugbee '''08:46
:I saw him live one time and they were telling everybody between each song Don't forget to buy our vegetarian cookbook $5 at the table.

'''Unknown Speaker '''08:54
:Amy,

'''Shane Bugbee '''08:55
:can you explain why you're talking about the kromaggs on the letter Q of the letters show or alphabet show or

'''Amy Bugbee '''09:03
:cuz I'm really stretching it and the name of the CD is called the age of quarrel. That's a cue.

'''Shane Bugbee '''09:10
:And it is one of the best Olds old school albums or CDs.

'''Amy Bugbee '''09:15
:Absolutely. It's funny. I always thought these guys were like walking with your mic, dog and talk really holy, you know, because they were Harry Krishnas and stuff. And they were vegetarians, and they live like these clean lives. And I remember they were in Chicago when the or at least the singer was John Joseph. He was in Chicago when the mentors were in town. And he made a trek all the way across town to come and meet the mentors because he loved the mentors. And I thought that was the oddest thing that this holy guy this Harry Krishna would want to meet the mentors.

'''Doug Misicko '''09:51
:Your mom like their album cover.

'''Amy Bugbee '''09:53
:It's true.

'''Unknown Speaker '''09:54
:Cliff or not to

'''Doug Misicko '''09:56
:Cliff. Sure, when you gotta you got Yeah, sometimes you really pumped some air into there too.

'''Shane Bugbee '''10:04
:Well, I wouldn't know. I think Doug is admitting to have a vagina and a penis right now.

'''Doug Misicko '''10:10
:I'm admitting to pumping some air into some vagina.

'''Amy Bugbee '''10:12
:Do you have a cloth? What is it? Are you a hermit for quite? What is the cloth?

'''Doug Misicko '''10:20
:I think it was off is like some type of hair. Do you know something less than 30 is

'''Unknown Speaker '''10:25
:good. Is that the kind of hair to Penn Jillette as does he have a cloth?

'''Amy Bugbee '''10:30
:Because Quakers have a cloth

'''Doug Misicko '''10:33
:or hair slicked back at the sides but really poofy at the top guy

'''Unknown Speaker '''10:37
:that's pendula isn't a cloth. That's Foley, the cue cloth. That's funny. What a funny word. I love funny words like schmuck. And what else do we put Putin? Because your Putin Putin,

'''Doug Misicko '''10:52
:Putin never heard it as your Putin. Sorry. Okay, is

'''Shane Bugbee '''11:00
:your Putin hanging? How's your Putin hanging? Right? Putin is funny smock is funny if you think say smart three times. Do it. Dog smack smack

'''Doug Misicko '''11:09
:smack

'''Shane Bugbee '''11:10
:that doesn't start with Q.

'''Doug Misicko '''11:12
:I don't think so.

'''Amy Bugbee '''11:13
:I always liked Qaddafi. And you know, that's a cue. Yeah, they spell it with a cute

'''Shane Bugbee '''11:19
:dog you should do a fuck Qaddafi shirt.

'''Amy Bugbee '''11:22
:I love Qaddafi he's

'''Doug Misicko '''11:23
:old he's kids don't even know

'''Amy Bugbee '''11:28
:it to a Metallica concert

'''Shane Bugbee '''11:29
:Paris Hilton. I love wearing that shirt because it's so retro. Qaddafi retro retro right it's retro what leaves me with Well, let's well it's retro wore

'''Amy Bugbee '''11:44
:the crucifix have a song about Gaddafi.

'''Doug Misicko '''11:48
:glorifying Him or otherwise

'''Amy Bugbee '''11:50
:saying they're sorry that we bombed that his house and killed his children. I guess they're on his side.

'''Doug Misicko '''12:02
:Maybe ya know a lot about it.

'''Shane Bugbee '''12:06
:Quiet riot. que

'''Doug Misicko '''12:09
:nada. No.

'''Shane Bugbee '''12:11
:You know what I thought when I said Q is a quiet riot. And then I remembered I had a story for quiet, right? It's quite simply there. The reason I dropped out of high school. I remember going to some sort of assembly or something. And they played quiet riot. And it drove me nuts.

'''Doug Misicko '''12:27
:It does it we're gonna ban all heavy metal music.

'''Shane Bugbee '''12:30
:No, it was just quiet riot. It was so clear. It's an odd I drove me like I was embarrassed to be anywhere around there. And it was really clear. And I couldn't handle it. And I ran far away from it. And it was quiet riot pumping through the sound system. In high school that I think drove me it was one of the reasons crucial reasons and that's no joke.

'''Amy Bugbee '''12:52
:I'm surprised you didn't hang yourself in the bathroom. I know. Is that what tonight? No after hearing quiet riot

'''Doug Misicko '''13:00
:night's not over yet.

'''Shane Bugbee '''13:04
:You're surprised I didn't hang myself in the bathroom myself specific.

'''Amy Bugbee '''13:09
:I don't know in school, you go to the bathroom. I would think if you're going to commit suicide, I would think

'''Doug Misicko '''13:15
:Yeah, you never you never skipped class to hang yourself in the bedroom. Like a rite of passage.

'''Amy Bugbee '''13:21
:Somehow I just imagined students being tortured with quiet right running into the school washrooms and committing suicide. Not specifically you I just means

'''Doug Misicko '''13:32
:I might have committed suicide my high school bathroom but my body would have been sodomized and I can can deal with it.

'''Shane Bugbee '''13:39
:You have committed suicide. Because you're right. I think we should play another kromagg So

'''Amy Bugbee '''13:45
:yeah, let's have it

'''Unknown Speaker '''14:05
:Wow

'''Amy Bugbee '''15:37
:Oh, al Qaeda,

'''Shane Bugbee '''15:39
:you got talking to the mic the al Qaeda

'''Amy Bugbee '''15:41
:network, you know, home of angry Hispanics

'''Doug Misicko '''15:45
:are they banned

'''Unknown Speaker '''15:48
:queef qui force dog?

'''Doug Misicko '''15:51
:I'm trying I've been fine.

'''Unknown Speaker '''15:53
:If you go to dis jewish.com Doug has photos of his posi and his dick.

'''Doug Misicko '''16:00
:I'm trying to queef out of either one of them.

'''Unknown Speaker '''16:02
:They call dog the queef Master General

'''Amy Bugbee '''16:07
:that's lucky you know if you're going to be a hermaphrodite you want to just be a hermaphrodite. Rather than have your parents or a physician decide which sex you should be.

'''Doug Misicko '''16:15
:I want to be able to fuck yourself.

'''Shane Bugbee '''16:17
:You think that's what Chuck Schneider meant by the with the song pull the plug.

'''Doug Misicko '''16:26
:Maybe what is that slang for fucking yourself? On the blog?

'''Amy Bugbee '''16:31
:hermaphrodite? Zach says you

'''Unknown Speaker '''16:33
:could you add that? Could you add that to the Urban Dictionary? Please duck that, you know, the guy from death does this great song. Oh, that blog. It gets listed in the urban dictionary is fucking yourself. Ruin ruins his song. He's like Chuck Berry. Or was that guy? Little Richard

'''Shane Bugbee '''16:55
:or whoever else? Barry Hasselhoff? Yeah, right, David?

'''Doug Misicko '''16:59
:He's just a pussy.

'''Shane Bugbee '''17:00
:Is there a q&a that?

'''Amy Bugbee '''17:02
:I didn't realize that was the scientific term for that? What? queef No. pulling the plug when you when hermaphrodites have sex with themselves?

'''Unknown Speaker '''17:12
:You pull a plug.

'''Doug Misicko '''17:15
:It's better than giving yourself a blow job. I'd imagine.

'''Amy Bugbee '''17:19
:queef I've only seen pictures of that. Yeah, me

'''Doug Misicko '''17:24
:too. I sent Shane those pictures to

'''Shane Bugbee '''17:30
:dude, what was wrong with you? I want to know what's wrong with you say? Hey,

'''Doug Misicko '''17:36
:I thought we should interview this guy who can suck his dick and put it on the internet. And you don't want to talk to this man.

'''Shane Bugbee '''17:44
:Doug's admitting that while the things running on tape.

'''Amy Bugbee '''17:46
:I wonder if it's the same guy from the no nothing circus who used to do that?

'''Shane Bugbee '''17:51
:It probably is.

'''Doug Misicko '''17:53
:The guy just goes around the country sucking his own. Does

'''Unknown Speaker '''17:55
:this have to do with a queue?

'''Doug Misicko '''17:57
:I don't. It's we're

'''Unknown Speaker '''18:00
:okay, there you go.

'''Amy Bugbee '''18:04
:I was bummed when that circus stayed at our house because the guy we saw him in the in this little magazine that they sent before they came pictures of him sucking his own deck but then when he was over, he just sat there quietly watching television politely.

'''Doug Misicko '''18:20
:Quietly What did you want from him in your own house?

'''Amy Bugbee '''18:25
:Well, I would have put down a towel quiet for a demonstration Quiet

'''Doug Misicko '''18:33
:quiet some quality and

'''Shane Bugbee '''18:34
:if you come to my house be prepared to serve and our protect.

'''Amy Bugbee '''18:39
:That was crazy.

'''Doug Misicko '''18:41
:I don't sleep belly down. That's right. I wake up I can steal my mud.

'''Unknown Speaker '''18:49
:He's way you know it was after Amy and the B and the B show he told a little story about butter fist at Doug's afraid, likes real afraid.

'''Doug Misicko '''18:58
:We're chesty belt.

'''Amy Bugbee '''19:00
:I do have a pair of rubber gloves unused in my in the rooms.

'''Unknown Speaker '''19:04
:boudoir. Yes. And the boudoir, rubber gloves.

'''Doug Misicko '''19:09
:Rubber gloves in the boudoir.

'''Unknown Speaker '''19:14
:What's next letter R as our ream ream

'''Amy Bugbee '''19:24
:rim job.

'''Doug Misicko '''19:26
:You can't skip ahead. You can't skip ahead. Yeah, that's true. What about Queen

'''Amy Bugbee '''19:30
:Latifah? Shane. You were on Queen Latifah before I don't

'''Shane Bugbee '''19:33
:feel like telling any stories don't know why

'''Amy Bugbee '''19:38
:I guess it's time to take a break

'''Doug Misicko '''19:40
:I'll be getting people aren't going to infer anything from your facial expression

'''Shane Bugbee '''19:44
:I'm getting what so silly and stone I'm getting quiet you know quiet cue this is this. This is what I think

'''Amy Bugbee '''19:51
:quiet sure, but I guess let's play another song. It's quiet.

'''Shane Bugbee '''19:55
:Oh yeah, we will play another song right

'''Doug Misicko '''19:56
:or will that people feel are

'''Shane Bugbee '''20:24
:there. coro age of Korra Amy?

'''Amy Bugbee '''21:35
:Yeah, Doug. Yep.

'''Shane Bugbee '''21:40
:I'm just making sure everyone's awake still. You're not quitters?

'''Amy Bugbee '''21:44
:Right? No quitters here. You've got quality

'''Shane Bugbee '''21:55
:What were we talking about? Quality? That was age coral. Coral que Queen Latifah. I was telling Doug yesterday, Doug had never heard that I was on Queen Latifah. So it's a story fresh in my mind. Sort of fresh, Queen Le t for those. They asked me to go out to the on the show for internet. Bad stuff on the internet, what was in unsavory stuff on the internet? And so I was like, fine, no problem. I would love to get a plug for some of the websites. And it was for a website called Dana Plato. cult.com. I used to have. And so I go out there and find out right after I get some makeup on that. Dana planos Plato's family's there and not wanting to get lynched.

'''Amy Bugbee '''22:56
:And they wanted to confront you, right? Yeah. They

'''Shane Bugbee '''22:59
:wanted to confront me and I, the show wasn't live. And I didn't want to get edited down and I wanted, you know, I knew anything could happen. It was it was in their control. So, boy, this is a this is a hard story to tell. I mean, I feel like talking anymore.

'''Amy Bugbee '''23:23
:You've had it with the queen Latif.

'''Shane Bugbee '''23:25
:Tell Doug this this fucking story. Last night I tie these stories get old

'''Amy Bugbee '''23:30
:quandary about the queen.

'''Shane Bugbee '''23:33
:Yeah, they get old after a while. I've told the story 100 times probably people have already heard it anyway. But they fucking lied to me. And I wanted to leave the show. I didn't want to be on there. I wasn't gonna get stuck on a segment with Dana, Plato's family by myself. And I tried to leave they had these two big black cards that like are from Rikers Island, the prison. They brought me back down to my room and locked me in it. I used my cell phone called 911 got the New York Police Department there. The producer of the show comes down threatens to sue me for $100,000 for the cost of the show that I'm destroying. long and the short of it, I tell him, he's got to he had to pay to get me on the show. And I made him pay out of his pocket like a parking ticket, you know, for lying to me because he said he wouldn't pay. He wouldn't pay. They couldn't pay for me to be on the show. So I said, you know, empty out your pockets. Because I was going to leave and I guess the show would have been ruined and he would look bad. So he paid me the money. We went I went out there was funny. They sent these big black guys to stand around me to take me out there and all these people had heard what happened and had gotten riled up the whole crowd. So they started spitting on at me, but these big black guys were all around me so they were getting hit by the spit. So it's sort of funny. It was black spitting on blacks because the whole crowd was Black was like all these really degenerate people like all on welfare it look like it was just a real smelly fucking crowd.

'''Amy Bugbee '''25:13
:You were on there after the Dana Plato's x in laws or whatever was I after? I think, yeah, you were after. So they were all angered up because you did the segment's separately. You had your own

'''Shane Bugbee '''25:24
:set. Yeah. And they tried to accuse me not wanting to face off with them, which is not true. And we later did live on Court TV, me and Amy, but that I'll tell you about that in a second. So I go out there and they're yelling and screaming about making money and I say what do you know about making money? You're on fucking welfare. Fuck you. Queen Latifah comes out tells me I'm exploiting Dana, Plato's death. And I said no more. The only thing that's different about me and you as you're making hundreds of 1000s of dollars off exploiting Dana, Plato's death off of the show here. I'll be lucky to make a couple $1,000 You know, and I had embarrassed Queen Latif and with the first couple of questions, I saw her turn red, she'd left the show for a little bit and came back on and had said, and you'll see if you ever see a videotape of it, it says she says, uh, you know, This show isn't live. And they edit me down. They blur my face. I don't get to say anything. But it's fun. It looks cool. I've always wanted to be someone like that. So it's like I was on spring or something like, fuck you fuck you was like, and Jimmy Kimmel does this bit every Friday called Unnecessary Censorship. And it's real funny. You got to see I can't describe it. But it was similar like they were blurred my blurring me where it looked like I was probably yelling obscenities. But I was and I was just talking, and they blurred all my answers. And it was an interesting experience. Because we were yelling at each other. I was yelling at Queen Latifah. I was yelling at the crowd. I was telling them, they're on welfare. They smoke crack, and they're losers and quitters. Cue. And at the end of the show, Queen Latifah came up and shook my hand and said, thanks for being on the show. Everything was cool. And I was shocked. They wouldn't she wouldn't take a picture of me with me. And that's the only thing that's the only thing I didn't tell you yesterday dog was what was the only thing I wanted? Was her to take a picture with me. And she wouldn't. What? Why?

'''Doug Misicko '''27:20
:Why did you want that?

'''Shane Bugbee '''27:21
:Um, it because she was she's famous. It's good for PR. I mean, I plan on doing a book stuff like that. So I wanted to document me being on Queen Latifah. And you know, I'd had I've met Oprah, Oprah Winfrey, Winfrey. You know, I've met people like that. And it's nice to have a photo. I have a photo of Jerry Springer. Why? one more photo with Oprah. No, but I would love to have it. See, that's why we're clean the teeth. And now look, she's won an Oscar award or whatever. Yeah, so. So I mean, if I would have that, and there's a reason she wouldn't let me because she was protecting her, her,

'''Doug Misicko '''28:00
:her image investment or whatever image.

'''Shane Bugbee '''28:03
:And so that's, I want it for that for that because I'm in this in this kind of business where I want something that promote some of the things I do and sell. So that's just a way to promote things I do as a person. I've shied away from things like that. Well, I guess I did stand in line and meet Ozzy Osbourne and do but I guess I like meeting famous people want to know, but quality if it was business, but she wouldn't take a photo with me. And that was that. And this is the ABC show. And I'm Shane. Evil now.com That's Doug from dis genex.com Until stage right, that's Amy from horror of horror.com. Look for the fuck John Ashcroft shirt on all those lovely websites and you're gonna get a free one inch pin that says Pope's nose. That comes straight from Amy's Pope's nose tears.

'''Amy Bugbee '''28:54
:You gotta have the Pope's nose.

'''Shane Bugbee '''28:56
:Yeah. And this show is going to be the last for the night. I think you guys want to try to do our I'll take that as a no done. So this is the last show and this was this has been two days now. We've been going through the alphabet, just thrown out letters and the first thing that first things that come to our mind. Boy, it's like 3am So it's pretty late. Yeah, well check out evil now.com Three Ring, three ring radio.com dis genex.com horror of horror.com and TV is god.com and tune in next time for our our

'''Amy Bugbee '''29:39
:hires an exciting letter.

'''Shane Bugbee '''29:43
:Our robot are like a pirate fucking redundant.

=Letter R=
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=Letter S=
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=Letter T=
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=Letter U=
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=Letter V=
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=Letter W=
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File:Elder Mahakala Open Letter of Resignation 060924(fb).pdf

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File:TST AZ Constitution.pdf

2024-05-25T04:47:33Z

WikiGOD: TST-AZ Constitution (circa 2019)

== Summary ==
TST-AZ Constitution (circa 2019)

File:Candidate Facilitator Agreement.pdf

2024-05-21T01:02:17Z

WikiGOD: Candidate Facilitator Agreement (2024)

== Summary ==
Candidate Facilitator Agreement (2024)

File:TST Alberta Operational Handbook.pdf

2024-05-21T00:52:59Z

WikiGOD: TST Alberta Handbook

== Summary ==
TST Alberta Handbook

File:ByLaws TSTPA-E V1.pdf

2024-05-20T22:33:26Z

WikiGOD: TST Pennsylvania Bylaws

== Summary ==
TST Pennsylvania Bylaws

File:V.2022.05 Society of Congregations Transformation Policy.pdf

2024-05-20T22:30:09Z

WikiGOD: Congregation Transformation Policy (2022)

== Summary ==
Congregation Transformation Policy (2022)

File:V.2023.02 Society of Congregations Transformation Policy.pdf

2024-05-20T22:29:32Z

WikiGOD: Congregation Transformation Policy (2/2023)

== Summary ==
Congregation Transformation Policy (2/2023)

File:TST-SoC Sexually-Positive Event Guidelines r.20210701.pdf

2024-05-20T22:27:43Z

WikiGOD: Sex-Positive Event Guidelines (7/1/2021)

== Summary ==
Sex-Positive Event Guidelines (7/1/2021)

File:TST-SoC Sexually-Positive Event Checklist r.20210701.pdf

2024-05-20T22:26:35Z

WikiGOD: Sex-Positive Event Checklist

== Summary ==
Sex-Positive Event Checklist

File:TST-NEGCoast Congregation Operational Document.pdf

2024-05-20T22:25:05Z

WikiGOD: TST North East Gulf Coast Congregation Handbook

== Summary ==
TST North East Gulf Coast Congregation Handbook

File:TST DE Congregation Documention v1-20221220.pdf

2024-05-20T22:23:20Z

WikiGOD: TST Delaware Congregation Handbook

== Summary ==
TST Delaware Congregation Handbook

File:TST Oregon Congregation Constitution.pdf

2024-05-20T22:11:19Z

WikiGOD: TST Oregon Congregation Constitution

== Summary ==
TST Oregon Congregation Constitution

File:TST Code of Conduct 20220312.pdf

2024-05-20T22:10:23Z

WikiGOD: TST Code of Conduct (3/2022)

== Summary ==
TST Code of Conduct (3/2022)

File:Recognition and Onboarding Committee Operational Document 1.pdf

2024-05-20T22:08:26Z

WikiGOD: Recognition and Onboarding Committee - Operational Document 1

== Summary ==
Recognition and Onboarding Committee - Operational Document 1

File:Congregation Leadership Policy Document.pdf

2024-05-20T22:05:41Z

WikiGOD: Congregation Leadership Policy

== Summary ==
Congregation Leadership Policy

File:TST Atlanta Handbook 2022.pdf

2024-05-20T21:58:39Z

WikiGOD: TST Atlanta Handbook

== Summary ==
TST Atlanta Handbook

File:TST Social Media Guidelines.pdf

2024-05-20T21:57:26Z

WikiGOD: Social media guidelines

== Summary ==
Social media guidelines

File:Best Practice in Congregation Logos.pdf

2024-05-20T21:54:48Z

WikiGOD: Guidelines for congregation logos

== Summary ==
Guidelines for congregation logos

File:2022-01-24 bylaws ATX.pdf

2024-05-20T21:48:48Z

WikiGOD: BY-LAWS OF THE Left Hand Alliance (aka TST Austin, TX

== Summary ==
BY-LAWS OF THE Left Hand Alliance (aka TST Austin, TX

File:Minister-CoC(2024).pdf

2024-05-20T21:46:31Z

WikiGOD: Code of conduct materials for tst ministers

== Summary ==
Code of conduct materials for tst ministers

Template:Infobox podcast

2023-03-10T07:24:25Z

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| data25 = {{{theme_music_composer|}}}

| label26 = Opening theme
| data26 = {{{opentheme|}}}

| label27 = Ending theme
| data27 = {{{endtheme|}}}

| label28 = Composed by
| data28 = {{{composer|}}}

| label29 = Motion graphics
| data29 = {{{motion_graphics|}}}

| label30 = Picture format
| data30 = {{{picture_format|{{{picture format|}}}}}}

| label31 = Video format
| data31 = {{{video format|}}}

| label32 = Audio format
| data32 = {{{audio format|}}}

| label33 = {{Abbr|No.|Number}} of seasons
| data33 = {{{num_seasons|}}}

| label34 = {{Abbr|No.|Number}} of episodes
| data34 = {{{num_episodes|}}} {{#if: {{{list_episodes|}}} | ([[{{{list_episodes}}}|list of episodes]])}}

| header35 = {{#if:{{{began|}}}{{{debut|}}}{{{first_aired|}}}{{{ended|}}}{{{final|}}}{{{last_aired|}}}{{{ratings|}}}{{{cited_for|}}}{{{cited_as|}}}{{{provider|}}}{{{network|}}}{{{license|}}}{{{related_shows|}}}{{{url|}}}{{{website|}}}|Publication}}

| label36 = Original release
| data36 = {{#if:{{{began|}}}{{{debut|}}}{{{first_aired|}}} | {{{began|}}}{{{debut|}}}{{{first_aired|}}} – {{#if:{{{ended|}}}{{{final|}}}{{{last_aired|}}}|{{{ended|}}}{{{final|}}}{{{last_aired|}}}|present}} }}

| label37 = Ratings
| data37 = {{{ratings|}}}

| label38 = Cited for
| data38 = {{{cited_for|}}}

| label39 = Cited as
| data39 = {{{cited_as|}}}

| label40 = Provider
| data40 = {{{provider|}}}{{{network|}}}

| label41 = License
| data41 = {{{license|}}}

| label42 = Related shows
| data42 = {{{related_shows|}}}

| label43 = Website
| data43 = {{{url|}}}{{{website|}}}

| data45 = {{{module|}}}

}}{{#invoke:Check for unknown parameters|check
| unknown = {{Main other|[[Category:Pages using infobox podcast with unknown parameters|_VALUE_]]}}
| preview = Page using [[Template:Infobox podcast]] with unknown parameter "_VALUE_"
|alt | audio format | began | camera | caption | cited_as | cited_for | composer | creative_director | creator | debut | developer | direction| director | ended | endtheme | final | first_aired | format | genre | host | hosting | image | image_size | italic | italic title |italic_title | judges | language | language_other | last_aired | length | license | list_episodes | module | motion_graphics | narrated |network | num_episodes | num_seasons | opentheme | picture format | picture_format | preceded_by | followed_by | presenter | production | provider | ratings | related_shows | starring | status | theme_music_composer | title | updates | url | video format | voices | website | writer}}<noinclude>{{Documentation}}<noinclude>

Module:String

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WikiGOD: Created page with "--[[ This module is intended to provide access to basic string functions. Most of the functions provided here can be invoked with named parameters, unnamed parameters, or a mixture. If named parameters are used, Mediawiki will automatically remove any leading or trailing whitespace from the parameter. Depending on the intended use, it may be advantageous to either preserve or remove such whitespace. Global options ignore_errors: If set to 'true' or 1, any error c..."

--[[

This module is intended to provide access to basic string functions.

Most of the functions provided here can be invoked with named parameters,
unnamed parameters, or a mixture. If named parameters are used, Mediawiki will
automatically remove any leading or trailing whitespace from the parameter.
Depending on the intended use, it may be advantageous to either preserve or
remove such whitespace.

Global options
ignore_errors: If set to 'true' or 1, any error condition will result in
an empty string being returned rather than an error message.

error_category: If an error occurs, specifies the name of a category to
include with the error message. The default category is
[Category:Errors reported by Module String].

no_category: If set to 'true' or 1, no category will be added if an error
is generated.

Unit tests for this module are available at Module:String/tests.
]]

local str = {}

--[[
len

This function returns the length of the target string.

Usage:
{{#invoke:String|len|target_string|}}
OR
{{#invoke:String|len|s=target_string}}

Parameters
s: The string whose length to report

If invoked using named parameters, Mediawiki will automatically remove any leading or
trailing whitespace from the target string.
]]
function str.len( frame )
local new_args = str._getParameters( frame.args, {'s'} )
local s = new_args['s'] or ''
return mw.ustring.len( s )
end

--[[
sub

This function returns a substring of the target string at specified indices.

Usage:
{{#invoke:String|sub|target_string|start_index|end_index}}
OR
{{#invoke:String|sub|s=target_string|i=start_index|j=end_index}}

Parameters
s: The string to return a subset of
i: The fist index of the substring to return, defaults to 1.
j: The last index of the string to return, defaults to the last character.

The first character of the string is assigned an index of 1. If either i or j
is a negative value, it is interpreted the same as selecting a character by
counting from the end of the string. Hence, a value of -1 is the same as
selecting the last character of the string.

If the requested indices are out of range for the given string, an error is
reported.
]]
function str.sub( frame )
local new_args = str._getParameters( frame.args, { 's', 'i', 'j' } )
local s = new_args['s'] or ''
local i = tonumber( new_args['i'] ) or 1
local j = tonumber( new_args['j'] ) or -1

local len = mw.ustring.len( s )

-- Convert negatives for range checking
if i < 0 then
i = len + i + 1
end
if j < 0 then
j = len + j + 1
end

if i > len or j > len or i < 1 or j < 1 then
return str._error( 'String subset index out of range' )
end
if j < i then
return str._error( 'String subset indices out of order' )
end

return mw.ustring.sub( s, i, j )
end

--[[
This function implements that features of {{str sub old}} and is kept in order
to maintain these older templates.
]]
function str.sublength( frame )
local i = tonumber( frame.args.i ) or 0
local len = tonumber( frame.args.len )
return mw.ustring.sub( frame.args.s, i + 1, len and ( i + len ) )
end

--[[
_match

This function returns a substring from the source string that matches a
specified pattern. It is exported for use in other modules

Usage:
strmatch = require("Module:String")._match
sresult = strmatch( s, pattern, start, match, plain, nomatch )

Parameters
s: The string to search
pattern: The pattern or string to find within the string
start: The index within the source string to start the search. The first
character of the string has index 1. Defaults to 1.
match: In some cases it may be possible to make multiple matches on a single
string. This specifies which match to return, where the first match is
match= 1. If a negative number is specified then a match is returned
counting from the last match. Hence match = -1 is the same as requesting
the last match. Defaults to 1.
plain: A flag indicating that the pattern should be understood as plain
text. Defaults to false.
nomatch: If no match is found, output the "nomatch" value rather than an error.

For information on constructing Lua patterns, a form of [regular expression], see:

* http://www.lua.org/manual/5.1/manual.html#5.4.1
* http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:Scribunto/Lua_reference_manual#Patterns
* http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:Scribunto/Lua_reference_manual#Ustring_patterns

]]
-- This sub-routine is exported for use in other modules
function str._match( s, pattern, start, match_index, plain_flag, nomatch )
if s == '' then
return str._error( 'Target string is empty' )
end
if pattern == '' then
return str._error( 'Pattern string is empty' )
end
start = tonumber(start) or 1
if math.abs(start) < 1 or math.abs(start) > mw.ustring.len( s ) then
return str._error( 'Requested start is out of range' )
end
if match_index == 0 then
return str._error( 'Match index is out of range' )
end
if plain_flag then
pattern = str._escapePattern( pattern )
end

local result
if match_index == 1 then
-- Find first match is simple case
result = mw.ustring.match( s, pattern, start )
else
if start > 1 then
s = mw.ustring.sub( s, start )
end

local iterator = mw.ustring.gmatch(s, pattern)
if match_index > 0 then
-- Forward search
for w in iterator do
match_index = match_index - 1
if match_index == 0 then
result = w
break
end
end
else
-- Reverse search
local result_table = {}
local count = 1
for w in iterator do
result_table[count] = w
count = count + 1
end

result = result_table[ count + match_index ]
end
end

if result == nil then
if nomatch == nil then
return str._error( 'Match not found' )
else
return nomatch
end
else
return result
end
end

--[[
match

This function returns a substring from the source string that matches a
specified pattern.

Usage:
{{#invoke:String|match|source_string|pattern_string|start_index|match_number|plain_flag|nomatch_output}}
OR
{{#invoke:String|match|s=source_string|pattern=pattern_string|start=start_index
|match=match_number|plain=plain_flag|nomatch=nomatch_output}}

Parameters
s: The string to search
pattern: The pattern or string to find within the string
start: The index within the source string to start the search. The first
character of the string has index 1. Defaults to 1.
match: In some cases it may be possible to make multiple matches on a single
string. This specifies which match to return, where the first match is
match= 1. If a negative number is specified then a match is returned
counting from the last match. Hence match = -1 is the same as requesting
the last match. Defaults to 1.
plain: A flag indicating that the pattern should be understood as plain
text. Defaults to false.
nomatch: If no match is found, output the "nomatch" value rather than an error.

If invoked using named parameters, Mediawiki will automatically remove any leading or
trailing whitespace from each string. In some circumstances this is desirable, in
other cases one may want to preserve the whitespace.

If the match_number or start_index are out of range for the string being queried, then
this function generates an error. An error is also generated if no match is found.
If one adds the parameter ignore_errors=true, then the error will be suppressed and
an empty string will be returned on any failure.

For information on constructing Lua patterns, a form of [regular expression], see:

* http://www.lua.org/manual/5.1/manual.html#5.4.1
* http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:Scribunto/Lua_reference_manual#Patterns
* http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:Scribunto/Lua_reference_manual#Ustring_patterns

]]
-- This is the entry point for #invoke:String|match
function str.match( frame )
local new_args = str._getParameters( frame.args, {'s', 'pattern', 'start', 'match', 'plain', 'nomatch'} )
local s = new_args['s'] or ''
local start = tonumber( new_args['start'] ) or 1
local plain_flag = str._getBoolean( new_args['plain'] or false )
local pattern = new_args['pattern'] or ''
local match_index = math.floor( tonumber(new_args['match']) or 1 )
local nomatch = new_args['nomatch']

return str._match( s, pattern, start, match_index, plain_flag, nomatch )
end

--[[
pos

This function returns a single character from the target string at position pos.

Usage:
{{#invoke:String|pos|target_string|index_value}}
OR
{{#invoke:String|pos|target=target_string|pos=index_value}}

Parameters
target: The string to search
pos: The index for the character to return

If invoked using named parameters, Mediawiki will automatically remove any leading or
trailing whitespace from the target string. In some circumstances this is desirable, in
other cases one may want to preserve the whitespace.

The first character has an index value of 1.

If one requests a negative value, this function will select a character by counting backwards
from the end of the string. In other words pos = -1 is the same as asking for the last character.

A requested value of zero, or a value greater than the length of the string returns an error.
]]
function str.pos( frame )
local new_args = str._getParameters( frame.args, {'target', 'pos'} )
local target_str = new_args['target'] or ''
local pos = tonumber( new_args['pos'] ) or 0

if pos == 0 or math.abs(pos) > mw.ustring.len( target_str ) then
return str._error( 'String index out of range' )
end

return mw.ustring.sub( target_str, pos, pos )
end

--[[
str_find

This function duplicates the behavior of {{str_find}}, including all of its quirks.
This is provided in order to support existing templates, but is NOT RECOMMENDED for
new code and templates. New code is recommended to use the "find" function instead.

Returns the first index in "source" that is a match to "target". Indexing is 1-based,
and the function returns -1 if the "target" string is not present in "source".

Important Note: If the "target" string is empty / missing, this function returns a
value of "1", which is generally unexpected behavior, and must be accounted for
separatetly.
]]
function str.str_find( frame )
local new_args = str._getParameters( frame.args, {'source', 'target'} )
local source_str = new_args['source'] or ''
local target_str = new_args['target'] or ''

if target_str == '' then
return 1
end

local start = mw.ustring.find( source_str, target_str, 1, true )
if start == nil then
start = -1
end

return start
end

--[[
find

This function allows one to search for a target string or pattern within another
string.

Usage:
{{#invoke:String|find|source_str|target_string|start_index|plain_flag}}
OR
{{#invoke:String|find|source=source_str|target=target_str|start=start_index|plain=plain_flag}}

Parameters
source: The string to search
target: The string or pattern to find within source
start: The index within the source string to start the search, defaults to 1
plain: Boolean flag indicating that target should be understood as plain
text and not as a Lua style regular expression, defaults to true

If invoked using named parameters, Mediawiki will automatically remove any leading or
trailing whitespace from the parameter. In some circumstances this is desirable, in
other cases one may want to preserve the whitespace.

This function returns the first index >= "start" where "target" can be found
within "source". Indices are 1-based. If "target" is not found, then this
function returns 0. If either "source" or "target" are missing / empty, this
function also returns 0.

This function should be safe for UTF-8 strings.
]]
function str.find( frame )
local new_args = str._getParameters( frame.args, {'source', 'target', 'start', 'plain' } )
local source_str = new_args['source'] or ''
local pattern = new_args['target'] or ''
local start_pos = tonumber(new_args['start']) or 1
local plain = new_args['plain'] or true

if source_str == '' or pattern == '' then
return 0
end

plain = str._getBoolean( plain )

local start = mw.ustring.find( source_str, pattern, start_pos, plain )
if start == nil then
start = 0
end

return start
end

--[[
replace

This function allows one to replace a target string or pattern within another
string.

Usage:
{{#invoke:String|replace|source_str|pattern_string|replace_string|replacement_count|plain_flag}}
OR
{{#invoke:String|replace|source=source_string|pattern=pattern_string|replace=replace_string|
count=replacement_count|plain=plain_flag}}

Parameters
source: The string to search
pattern: The string or pattern to find within source
replace: The replacement text
count: The number of occurences to replace, defaults to all.
plain: Boolean flag indicating that pattern should be understood as plain
text and not as a Lua style regular expression, defaults to true
]]
function str.replace( frame )
local new_args = str._getParameters( frame.args, {'source', 'pattern', 'replace', 'count', 'plain' } )
local source_str = new_args['source'] or ''
local pattern = new_args['pattern'] or ''
local replace = new_args['replace'] or ''
local count = tonumber( new_args['count'] )
local plain = new_args['plain'] or true

if source_str == '' or pattern == '' then
return source_str
end
plain = str._getBoolean( plain )

if plain then
pattern = str._escapePattern( pattern )
replace = mw.ustring.gsub( replace, "%%", "%%%%" ) --Only need to escape replacement sequences.
end

local result

if count ~= nil then
result = mw.ustring.gsub( source_str, pattern, replace, count )
else
result = mw.ustring.gsub( source_str, pattern, replace )
end

return result
end

--[[
simple function to pipe string.rep to templates.
]]
function str.rep( frame )
local repetitions = tonumber( frame.args[2] )
if not repetitions then
return str._error( 'function rep expects a number as second parameter, received "' .. ( frame.args[2] or '' ) .. '"' )
end
return string.rep( frame.args[1] or '', repetitions )
end

--[[
escapePattern

This function escapes special characters from a Lua string pattern. See [1]
for details on how patterns work.

[1] https://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:Scribunto/Lua_reference_manual#Patterns

Usage:
{{#invoke:String|escapePattern|pattern_string}}

Parameters
pattern_string: The pattern string to escape.
]]
function str.escapePattern( frame )
local pattern_str = frame.args[1]
if not pattern_str then
return str._error( 'No pattern string specified' )
end
local result = str._escapePattern( pattern_str )
return result
end

--[[
count
This function counts the number of occurrences of one string in another.
]]
function str.count(frame)
local args = str._getParameters(frame.args, {'source', 'pattern', 'plain'})
local source = args.source or ''
local pattern = args.pattern or ''
local plain = str._getBoolean(args.plain or true)
if plain then
pattern = str._escapePattern(pattern)
end
local _, count = mw.ustring.gsub(source, pattern, '')
return count
end

--[[
endswith
This function determines whether a string ends with another string.
]]
function str.endswith(frame)
local args = str._getParameters(frame.args, {'source', 'pattern'})
local source = args.source or ''
local pattern = args.pattern or ''
if pattern == '' then
-- All strings end with the empty string.
return "yes"
end
if mw.ustring.sub(source, -mw.ustring.len(pattern), -1) == pattern then
return "yes"
else
return ""
end
end

--[[
join

Join all non empty arguments together; the first argument is the separator.
Usage:
{{#invoke:String|join|sep|one|two|three}}
]]
function str.join(frame)
local args = {}
local sep
for _, v in ipairs( frame.args ) do
if sep then
if v ~= '' then
table.insert(args, v)
end
else
sep = v
end
end
return table.concat( args, sep or '' )
end

--[[
Helper function that populates the argument list given that user may need to use a mix of
named and unnamed parameters. This is relevant because named parameters are not
identical to unnamed parameters due to string trimming, and when dealing with strings
we sometimes want to either preserve or remove that whitespace depending on the application.
]]
function str._getParameters( frame_args, arg_list )
local new_args = {}
local index = 1
local value

for _, arg in ipairs( arg_list ) do
value = frame_args[arg]
if value == nil then
value = frame_args[index]
index = index + 1
end
new_args[arg] = value
end

return new_args
end

--[[
Helper function to handle error messages.
]]
function str._error( error_str )
local frame = mw.getCurrentFrame()
local error_category = frame.args.error_category or 'Errors reported by Module String'
local ignore_errors = frame.args.ignore_errors or false
local no_category = frame.args.no_category or false

if str._getBoolean(ignore_errors) then
return ''
end

local error_str = 'String Module Error: ' .. error_str .. ''
if error_category ~= '' and not str._getBoolean( no_category ) then
error_str = '[[Category:' .. error_category .. ']]' .. error_str
end

return error_str
end

--[[
Helper Function to interpret boolean strings
]]
function str._getBoolean( boolean_str )
local boolean_value

if type( boolean_str ) == 'string' then
boolean_str = boolean_str:lower()
if boolean_str == 'false' or boolean_str == 'no' or boolean_str == '0'
or boolean_str == '' then
boolean_value = false
else
boolean_value = true
end
elseif type( boolean_str ) == 'boolean' then
boolean_value = boolean_str
else
error( 'No boolean value found' )
end
return boolean_value
end

--[[
Helper function that escapes all pattern characters so that they will be treated
as plain text.
]]
function str._escapePattern( pattern_str )
return mw.ustring.gsub( pattern_str, "([%(%)%.%%%+%-%*%?%[%^%$%]])", "%%%1" )
end

return str

Template:PAGENAMEBASE

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WikiGOD: Created page with "{{{{{|safesubst:}}}#Invoke:String|replace|{{{1|{{{{{|safesubst:}}}PAGENAME}}}}}|%s+%b()$||1|false}}<noinclude> {{documentation}} </noinclude>"

{{{{{|safesubst:}}}#Invoke:String|replace|{{{1|{{{{{|safesubst:}}}PAGENAME}}}}}|%s+%b()$||1|false}}<noinclude>
{{documentation}}
</noinclude>

Template:Infobox podcast/doc

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WikiGOD: Created page with "{{Documentation subpage}}  {{Auto italic title}} {{Auto short description}} This template should be placed in an article at the '''top''' of the page, before the introduction. Any/all parameters optional. == Usage == {{Parameter names example | title | image | image_size | alt | caption | hosting | starring | genre | format | creator | deve..."

{{Documentation subpage}}


{{Auto italic title}}
{{Auto short description}}
This template should be placed in an article at the '''top''' of the page, before the introduction. Any/all parameters optional.

== Usage ==
{{Parameter names example
| title | image | image_size | alt | caption | hosting | starring | genre | format | creator | developer | writer | director | creative_director | voices | narrated | judges | language | language_other | updates | length | country | camera | direction | production | preceded_by | followed_by | theme_music_composer | opentheme | endtheme | composer | motion_graphics | picture_format | video format | audio format | num_seasons | num_episodes | list_episodes | began | ended | ratings | cited_for | cited_as | provider | license | related_shows | website | module
}}
<syntaxhighlight lang="html" style="overflow:auto;">
{{Infobox podcast
| title =
| image = 
| image_size =
| alt =
| caption = 
| hosting = 
| starring =
| genre =
| format =
| creator =
| developer =
| writer =
| director =
| creative_director =
| voices =
| narrated =
| judges =
| language =
| language_other = 
| updates = 
| length =
| country =
| camera = 
| direction = 
| production = 
| preceded_by =
| followed_by =
| theme_music_composer =
| opentheme =
| endtheme =
| composer =
| motion_graphics =
| picture_format =
| video format =
| audio format =
| num_seasons =
| num_episodes = 
| list_episodes = 
| began = 
| ended = 
| ratings =
| cited_for = 
| cited_as = 
| provider = 
| license = 
| related_shows =
| website = 
| module = 
}}
</syntaxhighlight>
{{clear}}

== Example ==
{{Infobox podcast
| italic title = no
| title = The Example Podcast
| image = Example-serious.jpg
| caption = Example
| host = Zoe Example
| genre = Hypothetical
| updates = Daily
| began = 1984
| ended = 2061
| ratings = i listeners
| provider = Example
| license = CC-BY-SA
| website = {{URL|example.org}}
| module = {{Listen|embed=yes|filename=Accordion chords-01.ogg|title=Chords being played on an accordion}}
}}

The following template code produced the infobox to the right.
<pre style="overflow:auto;">
{{Infobox podcast
| italic title = no
| title = The Example Podcast
| image = Example-serious.jpg
| caption = Example
| host = Zoe Example
| genre = Hypothetical
| updates = Daily
| began = 1984
| ended = 2061
| ratings = i listeners
| provider = Example
| license = CC-BY-SA
| website = {{URL|example.org}}
| module = {{Listen|embed=yes|filename=Accordion chords-01.ogg|title=Chords being played on an accordion}}
}}
</pre>

{{clear}}

==TemplateData==
{{TemplateData header}}
<templatedata>
{
"params": {
"italic": {
"label": "Italicize infobox name?",
"description": "Italicize the name that appears on top of the infobox",
"type": "boolean",
"default": "yes"
},
"title": {
"label": "Title",
"type": "string",
"default": "Article title",
"suggested": true
},
"image": {
"label": "Image",
"description": "Image file name. Use without prefixes `File:` or `Image:`",
"example": "abc.jpg, xpz.png, 123.gif",
"type": "wiki-file-name",
"suggested": true
},
"image_size": {
"label": "Image size",
"type": "string"
},
"alt": {
"label": "Alt text",
"description": "Alt text for image, for visually impaired readers. See WP:ALT for more details.",
"type": "string"
},
"caption": {
"label": "Image Caption",
"description": "Caption for the image",
"type": "string"
},
"italic title": {
"aliases": [
"italic_title"
],
"label": "Italicize page title?",
"description": "Whether to italicize the page title",
"type": "boolean",
"default": "yes"
},
"host": {
"aliases": [
"hosting",
"presenter"
],
"label": "Host",
"suggested": true
},
"starring": {
"label": "Starring",
"type": "content"
},
"genre": {
"label": "Genre",
"type": "content",
"suggested": true
},
"format": {
"label": "Format",
"type": "content",
"suggested": true
},
"creator": {
"label": "Created by",
"type": "content",
"suggested": true
},
"developer": {
"label": "Developed by",
"type": "content"
},
"writer": {
"label": "Written by",
"type": "content"
},
"director": {
"label": "Directed by",
"type": "content"
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Stu de Haan

2023-03-10T05:49:20Z

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'''Stuart de Haan''' is an attorney for [[The Satanic Temple]] based out of Tuscon, Ariz., and a former chapterhead for [[TST Artizona]].

2023-02-21T23:32:27Z

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[https://archive.org/details/abcshow Archive.org] description:
:a weekend of telling stories for an internet livestream way back in 2004... shane
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:bugbee hosts with co-hosts doug mesner & amy stocky. the concept was to do a radio show without the need of a specific topic or guest to lean upon, this was meant to mock talk radio shows who have to cling to topics rather than the talk, the story, the communication to a listener... this was to practice and strengthen the art of telling a story as well as create a 30 min radio show for an internet radiostation and podcast.

''Transcripts with timestamps to the right of the speaker are fully auto-generated and unconfirmed by manual effort.

=Letter A=
'''Unknown Speaker '''00:00
:Whoo ha ha AEC see Isaac is it oh so sad because I will see you soon as they decide so so the idea girls will all join together on the letter D ea, ea. T. Do you do at the end of

'''Unknown Speaker '''00:37
:the day di, di di Di Di, di you are gifted

'''Unknown Speaker '''00:49
:Thank you. Jay Jay. Jay, Jay. Jay. Jay. Jay. Jay. Jay. Jay, Jay. Jay, you

'''Unknown Speaker '''01:15
:a good day

'''Shane Bugbee '''01:46
:Hello, let's put that on pause. Dog. Yes. Can't even hear you. Try it again. Okay. Oh, there we are. Very good. Amy. Hello. I can barely hear you.

'''Amy Bugbee '''02:04
:Hello, hello.

'''Shane Bugbee '''02:06
:Didn't I teach you how to talk in the mic?

'''Amy Bugbee '''02:09
:I'm talking right into it. All right.

'''Shane Bugbee '''02:12
:We're reprised privacy. I wrote prettier. How do you say that? Reprising Yeah. We're reenacting our roles in the 911 broadcast right now. Refusing to talk.

'''Doug Misicko '''02:28
:Now I did last time remember your rights here.

'''Shane Bugbee '''02:33
:So what we're going to do is 26 half hour shows. And the only thing we have to go on is they're all going to start with the letter A or B or C, something like

'''Amy Bugbee '''02:45
:that, an order of the alphabet.

'''Shane Bugbee '''02:48
:And we we wrote down lists of things and we talked about doing for an hour show and bands that start with the letter A or B or C we really don't have a name but the alphabet show the alphabet show Doug says the ABCs of hate that you know how typical Phil? Phil how your brother would be disappointed.

'''Doug Misicko '''03:08
:Yeah, he probably worried so difficult. Yeah.

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:12
:What was the best thing about meeting him? It's expected

'''Doug Misicko '''03:15
:it should be the ABCs without w is our world is a world without

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:20
:W What do you mean without W?

'''Doug Misicko '''03:24
:You know they call the president? W

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:27
:our world is dominated by W but it wasn't

'''Amy Bugbee '''03:32
:speaking of a asphalts stripe CD out.

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:36
:No, no. We're talking Hey, now see? See asshole. animosity, aggravation.

'''Doug Misicko '''03:43
:And then sub phallic. Oh, hey, that's my favorite a word that

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:47
:you can get the fuck out.

'''Doug Misicko '''03:48
:No means born without a brain.

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:50
:Really? What does that word again? And then so phallic. Now you're gonna start a school.

'''Doug Misicko '''03:54
:It's like Joe Coleman's Jr. You know, the kids with the clap sets and little jars and shit.

'''Amy Bugbee '''03:59
:Happened to Princess?

'''Doug Misicko '''04:01
:Pickled babies. Wow. So

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:02
:that is what happened to Princess kid. And a phallic Jelic

'''Amy Bugbee '''04:06
:born without a brain.

'''Doug Misicko '''04:07
:Oh, really? Do you smoke crack?

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:09
:Was that the name of a death song? A brain

'''Doug Misicko '''04:14
:couldn't tell you. But what does it what does that again and then so phallic. And I said a phallic? Yeah.

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:21
:I got it. Well, we're onto another one.

'''Doug Misicko '''04:23
:making up words. Doug's just fucking with true word medical.

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:28
:Yeah. So hey, good stories. John. Dawg. You gotta get stories about NFL Vladik.

'''Doug Misicko '''04:35
:I never met, but if anybody's willing to sell me one.

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:39
:Is that a pickle punk? Is that what you're saying? Yeah, yeah. born without a brain. Wow.

'''Amy Bugbee '''04:43
:Maybe that's what Joe Coleman had was princes son.

'''Doug Misicko '''04:48
:And you can say that to people and they will know what you're talking about. You can say what the fuck is wrong with you? Are you anencephalic

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:55
:just gonna say you're a fucking asshole. That starts with a yeah And I love the asshole. Okay, Amy and Amy, my favorite a word of off, Amy. Beautiful, Amy. You're sweet. Remember when I first met Amy? On the streets of Chicago, she was running to the streets angry looking for a mad fix. zactly something like that.

'''Amy Bugbee '''05:23
:Have you heard that in a commercial recently? No. So angry.

'''Doug Misicko '''05:27
:Angry.

'''Shane Bugbee '''05:28
:But you know, I told earlier good story. I think about something about Angel we said was we started talking about the idea of doing the show. And I said, Well, Doug, you know, we can talk about anything at all. And I said, I knew this escort girl who had came, we were hanging out after one of her first experiences as an escort. And she had told told me that the gentleman had requested a finger up the ass. A S. and, you know, she thought she was freaked out by it. But when she pulled out her finger, there's a piece of corn on it. And so I don't know if she eat it. No, I you know what? She I don't know. Maybe if she higly I paid extra she may have that's why she was so filled out. But um, you know, when she told me the story, I sort of laughed I said, Well, maybe she get yourself a pair of rubber gloves. Be prepared for the work, you know that you're doing, pretend you're milking a cow, or whatever, and just go at it, get the rubber gloves on, and, you know, go to town and these people, she was really disgusted by the it wasn't the act of sticking the finger up the ash. She thought the guy was weird. But it was the part of pulling the piece of corn out on her finger. And it just felt there.

'''Amy Bugbee '''06:41
:She must have been really digging around in there because it's really hard to grip on to stuff when you're in there.

'''Doug Misicko '''06:48
:Or maybe it was sitting right at the rim you never know.

'''Amy Bugbee '''06:51
:Must have been Yeah. Or she had really long fingernails or something. She

'''Shane Bugbee '''06:54
:also said that it was common and a lot of the girls that worked at that trade said it was common that guys did not wash and had really they were dirty and a lot of the girls had figured that was they were clean for the wives but they got dirty down there for the girls because it was like a humiliating act almost. You know, you have to go down I mean for 200 bucks, and it's nice and dirty and sweaty.

'''Doug Misicko '''07:18
:And I guess that's the reason to do it.

'''Amy Bugbee '''07:20
:Well, I gotta get anal story. Oh, okay. One time. I stuck a candle in the skies. But

'''Shane Bugbee '''07:32
:I love this story. I've heard it before. Usually when Amy tells me the story, I have my pants down and we're in bed and it's romantic. And I say tell me a story about your past.

'''Doug Misicko '''07:40
:Was he asleep? No, no, he

'''Amy Bugbee '''07:42
:was right away.

'''Shane Bugbee '''07:43
:This is a good story. Okay, take your pants off if you wanted to get right all right.

'''Amy Bugbee '''07:47
:So so this guy started getting into you know, having his ass worked. And so I had gone to this candle shop and gotten all these long pillar candles.

'''Shane Bugbee '''08:00
:Hold on. Well, I mean in chocolate. Doug just looked at me like it was me. explaining it was I do like my ass work. Okay.

'''Doug Misicko '''08:09
:Your boy you're eating nutty chocolate, I realized

'''Amy Bugbee '''08:12
:was a born again Christian. I once dated. Okay, so he really like to have the ass worked.

'''Doug Misicko '''08:19
:He was he born again at the time and still getting the password. Oh, yeah.

'''Amy Bugbee '''08:24
:He I think he thought he could convert me. So. But look who what really happened, you know? So anyway, so I get these pillar candles and I'm sticking it in his ass, you know, in and out in and out. And of course, his ass is really hot. And oh,

'''Doug Misicko '''08:40
:do you mean hot looking? No. I mean, it was frictions creating heat,

'''Amy Bugbee '''08:45
:heat. Yes. And the candle starts to get really soft. And so I'm thinking, Ah, it'll be cool. It'll be cool. And all of a sudden,

'''Doug Misicko '''08:53
:it was cool. All that out.

'''Amy Bugbee '''08:57
:The candle was gone. It was just the wick. It all broke up and inside of them. And I didn't tell them or anything. I just had to go eat poop it out later, but it probably had to go to the doctor for that. No, I'm sure it came right out.

'''Doug Misicko '''09:15
:I don't know. I've never had a foreign object in my ass though. But I saw in Jackass dude stuck a little car up his ass and then he went to the doctor and got the X ray. Did you see that? And they told him it wouldn't come out on its own.

'''Amy Bugbee '''09:32
:Well, that's I mean, candle wax is gonna just ooze out when you poop dog think I gotta

'''Shane Bugbee '''09:37
:ask. All right. Well, I've never had grass worked.

'''Doug Misicko '''09:41
:I just I don't know. I don't know.

'''Shane Bugbee '''09:44
:You can say you don't like unless you've tried it.

'''Doug Misicko '''09:46
:I guess I guess you guys perhaps Perhaps you ever thought about it now?

'''Shane Bugbee '''09:54
:Sweaty down below thinking about it.

'''Doug Misicko '''09:55
:Now if it did I do it but it hasn't. So I haven't you know,

'''Shane Bugbee '''09:59
:there's the process. stayed up there.

'''Doug Misicko '''10:01
:This right here. Male G spot.

'''Shane Bugbee '''10:03
:And I would have to agree with that

'''Amy Bugbee '''10:06
:a gay man told me that before.

'''Shane Bugbee '''10:09
:I said I would have to agree with that. Then you have to say next right about a gay man once told me and now I'm looking at you again. Exactly. Doug's given me the one brown eyes got

'''Amy Bugbee '''10:18
:it was a gay guy. Another

'''Shane Bugbee '''10:20
:fucking beat your fucking Scullin like a goddamn white man. Where I live radio. I just told the whole email group to join in another gay man. That

'''Amy Bugbee '''10:32
:was gay guy. DJ Oh, you know who used to date was Daniel Day Lewis. Anyway,

'''Shane Bugbee '''10:39
:we'll save that for DS tune in in a couple weeks when Amy tells you about Daniel Day Lewis get his ass worked. Yeah.

'''Amy Bugbee '''10:45
:I was having a after hours breakfast with some gay guys at this restaurant. And the guy was telling me how men really love to get their prostate massaged, and that it makes them have bigger and better orgasms. And so you know, I was like, Hey, I've got to try this out. And it was true all you could feel it. You could feel the prostate getting bigger and bigger, the more excited the guy got and then when you know they shot, you know, it would get real big and then it would shrink back down again. You know, it was weird. It's weird.

'''Doug Misicko '''11:18
:Night Well, I hear a legend in urban legend that old men you know, of course they need to get their prostate worked or else they get prostate cancer. No, if you stop shooting loads sick pulls up in your prostate and that's why old men get prostate cancer. Oh, really? Yeah, but friend of mine Monty claims that if you go to a general practitioner when you're an old man, they'll put on the rubber gloves jerk you off. And tickle work your ass their finger. Oh, he claims I just don't think I don't know.

'''Shane Bugbee '''11:52
:It feels therapeutic to me. I don't know.

'''Doug Misicko '''11:54
:i Yeah, it was a fucking thankless job, I would think but

'''Shane Bugbee '''11:58
:Oh yeah. I got I wouldn't go to a doctor. I mean, I'd head for the Bunny Ranch. That's why if that were the case, I'd be paying some fucking hooker 300 bucks an hour to work my fucking prostate. Okay. I got to be some old man going to the doctor for that. If you're going to pay someone pay a hooker.

'''Amy Bugbee '''12:16
:I guess that's my doctors make the big bucks.

'''Shane Bugbee '''12:20
:That's man you can if you can pay enough for that.

'''Doug Misicko '''12:24
:Ashcroft.

'''Shane Bugbee '''12:25
:You think they make Ooh. Hey, speaking of Ashcraft nice t shirt. You got their fellow?

'''Doug Misicko '''12:31
:Why thank you. It's a John Ashcroft. Doug drew a

'''Shane Bugbee '''12:35
:really cool t shirt. He's an artist, a fine artist. I like to call him but and you know, his talent is he can draw and he's got one eye. That's, you know, non joking.

'''Doug Misicko '''12:46
:How do I do it with just one I don't know. You stick.

'''Shane Bugbee '''12:48
:You see, he sticks the pen in the bad eye. And he draws with his head. That's the great thing about Doug.

'''Amy Bugbee '''12:53
:You're not joking that he does that he does have one eye

'''Shane Bugbee '''12:56
:but I'm not joking. But I'm just teasing Doug. He's a good Irish just because he's a smart kid. But Doug recently sat down and did a nice t shirt that we're going to be selling on three ring radio.com and evil now.com and dis genex.com and horror of horror.com We're all gonna sell the shirt. And it says dog.

'''Doug Misicko '''13:15
:Fuck John Ashcroft. Right.

'''Shane Bugbee '''13:18
:And it has a really cool drawing of John Ashcroft on it. And so you brought up Ashcroft that's a beautiful a. He's, you know what, that's the song we should be playing.

'''Amy Bugbee '''13:29
:You got to play

'''Doug Misicko '''13:30
:the ego. So you're listening to it all day. Like,

'''Shane Bugbee '''13:36
:I love the song. It's one of my favorite of all time songs.

'''Doug Misicko '''13:40
:I heard he wrote songs I wrote about it before, I think he's even been on late night shows.

'''Shane Bugbee '''13:44
:Well, let me tell you, I played this song almost a year ago. And I've been playing it for about nine months now. Okay, so when you see it in the new movie, what's the guy's name? Michael Moore. All right, right. He's related to the guy in the process.

'''Doug Misicko '''14:04
:Right Robert? grimston. Robert,

'''Shane Bugbee '''14:06
:right hey, they're related if you didn't know that, but anyway, we're gonna get on to that with the PS Ashcroft. This great song and I'm gonna play it I think in a second I'm gonna find it on the computer and play it as craft as craft the parlor. That's the point I'm making. As craft. I just

'''Doug Misicko '''14:26
:got to add I think is craft is the worst fucking thing to ever happen all of us. I don't know what you do is such a scourge on the planet, but

'''Shane Bugbee '''14:36
:I'm with you, man. I mean, I think the tanks will be rolling down the street after this next election.

'''Doug Misicko '''14:42
:We're Focht now they're talking permanent Patriot Act.

'''Shane Bugbee '''14:45
:Right we're fucked in the ass with like ask crowd isn't asked. Right. I don't have I mean Bush put him in office though.

'''Doug Misicko '''14:53
:Do you pointed him he pointed all the losers as as Croft last elections Senator in Michigan Spence Abraham last fuckin election gets appointed head of the department of energy

'''Shane Bugbee '''15:06
:here it's playing right now I can't turn it down below me stop this. See that was as craft sorry go ahead I'm sorry.

'''Doug Misicko '''15:20
:Oh no that's fine yes Croft was singing the world standstill and Ashcroft sings

'''Shane Bugbee '''15:28
:as Croft is a real fucking cunt.

'''Doug Misicko '''15:30
:He's like Nero. He'll be singing is the American empire burns,

'''Shane Bugbee '''15:34
:who's Nero?

'''Doug Misicko '''15:35
:He's the Roman Empire. Roman Emperor. He was supposed to have been standing outside singing while the Empire burned. Fucking hedge and De Niro

'''Shane Bugbee '''15:44
:hanging with dog is like hanging with the goddamn teacher in my head starts to hurt after a while. And you're, I thought you were talking about Robert De Niro. I was like, oh, yeah, huh? What movie was that? Doug, that's why Doug comes down all the way from Detroit to hang out with a simple folk like me. So I could feel smarter than his friends. Okay. On

'''Doug Misicko '''16:07
:the other side of the tracks, right. Yes, neighborhood Shane.

'''Shane Bugbee '''16:13
:Yeah, so Ashcroft looks good on that commercial for that Michael Moore movie. Fahrenheit. 911.

'''Doug Misicko '''16:20
:Yeah, that was the footage of the same song you got. So what you're saying? Yeah. Okay.

'''Shane Bugbee '''16:25
:You want me to play that song? Well, to hear it right now. Go ahead. We got we got 13 minutes. We're doing a half hour show and you should tune in again, wherever you're hearing this on the many stations that will be carrying this wonderful show. What's the name of it again? ABCs. Of Fate fill.

'''Amy Bugbee '''16:43
:Fill the alphabet show the

'''Shane Bugbee '''16:45
:alphabet show. We're all gonna have our own names after a while Amy's call it the alphabet show. Doug has the name the ABCs of filigree fuckery and I'm calling it yeah, that's my word. fuckery isn't it? Well, you

'''Doug Misicko '''16:59
:better go

'''Shane Bugbee '''17:01
:motherfucker bitch fuckery is my word motherfucker. My word motherfucker and

'''Doug Misicko '''17:05
:using dumb factory but fuckery to describe time foolery and you know grab ass what?

'''Shane Bugbee '''17:11
:Listen, you fucking cunt. I've been using fuckery for 20 years. When you were still sucking your mama's tip when I was sucking your mama's tip before you are round by the use of fuckery motherfucker all right in all fuckery Yeah, that's my name of the show pure fuckery letter fuckery something okay. I'm gonna play John Ashcroft for you actuals as a play playing Doug Doug Hello. I don't know All right, I'm gonna figure out how to do this. And by shozy We're gonna have this shit taken care of

'''Unknown Speaker '''18:01
:to Golden Golden's.

'''Unknown Speaker '''18:02
:Oh

'''Unknown Speaker '''18:10
:oh hi cheese never saw before Oh,

'''Unknown Speaker '''18:18
:from rocky coast to Golden shores.

'''Unknown Speaker '''18:21
:Oh, let the mighty Eagles service healing pleadings

'''Unknown Speaker '''18:37
:as the land beneath her sings.

'''Unknown Speaker '''18:39
:Only God love other kings. Let the mighty Eagles oh, oh.

'''Unknown Speaker '''18:59
:This country's far too young. She's still got to live

'''Unknown Speaker '''19:06
:with God. No other kings. Let the mighty Eagles Oh

'''Unknown Speaker '''19:20
:no, she's cried a bit for what we've put her

'''Unknown Speaker '''19:23
:through. She soared

'''Unknown Speaker '''19:27
:above the lifted lamp. Guard sweet freedoms though. In the dues the dance the watch fires of a nation torn by Whoa.

'''Unknown Speaker '''19:41
:She's far too young to die. You can see it in her eyes. She's not yet begun to fly. It's time to let mighty Eagles the

'''Unknown Speaker '''19:55
:Eagles saw Oh Oh like she's never saw before Oh, from

'''Unknown Speaker '''20:06
:rocky coast to Golden shores

'''Unknown Speaker '''20:09
:Oh, let the mighty Eagles service healing wanes

'''Unknown Speaker '''20:24
:as the land beneath her says things only God

'''Unknown Speaker '''20:32
:no other key things. Let them mighty soul Oh,

'''Shane Bugbee '''20:43
:you've got to love the fucking John Ashcroft. I love him.

'''Unknown Speaker '''20:52
:God loves them. Yeah,

'''Shane Bugbee '''20:55
:that was a good song. You know you love it, Amy.

'''Doug Misicko '''20:57
:Oh yeah. You see sung man at a press conference? Yeah,

'''Shane Bugbee '''21:02
:you know the better a look at my list of A's is addiction.

'''Doug Misicko '''21:08
:Never had one. Not at all. Not that I can think of.

'''Shane Bugbee '''21:13
:I would have to say um, if I were to label you have one addiction it would be pissy All right.

'''Amy Bugbee '''21:23
:You know, you're never supposed to speak of that.

'''Shane Bugbee '''21:25
:No, I mean, I didn't speak of anything but his love of pussy. Doug has a fondness of policy and he's very obsessed. They're not around with that is good. You know? Nothing wrong with that at all.

'''Doug Misicko '''21:36
:Yeah, get can get counterproductive at times. I would have a fucking Empire by now. Right? Right. I mean, he has too much fucking time.

'''Shane Bugbee '''21:44
:I can't. That's no joke. He brings fucking girls over all the time. Anytime we're doing work now. And when I spoke about this 24 hour show or this 911 show last year on September 11. We did the first 24 hour internet radio broadcast. Yes, we are three internet celebrities. Well, we did the first 24 hour internet radio show. We did. It's documented. The first right? Yeah, you can't listen to we're history bitch. You're talking to Brian fucking Franklin right now. Okay. And Betsy Ross over here. We're history

'''Amy Bugbee '''22:25
:Dolly Madison,

'''Shane Bugbee '''22:26
:Dolly Madison. All right.

'''Doug Misicko '''22:29
:You're driving it something like that? I was. Yeah. What? Addiction?

'''Shane Bugbee '''22:35
:Oh, yeah. Right. Not history. Right. Right. Addiction though. I have as you can see from my Rotunda bill, I have a lot of addictions, not just food. But I really love weed. I love weed like a fucking heroin addict loves heroin.

'''Doug Misicko '''22:52
:I haven't seen you smoke. I've been here all week.

'''Shane Bugbee '''22:54
:I don't have any motherfucker going nuts about it. You know, I break. I got a friend who makes it or is he's involved in the pipe trade glass pipes, right? And he'll send me he'll send me like 30 glass pipes, like five $10 apiece, piece or whatever, I'll smoke out of them. And when they get good and resonant, I smash them and open them up and scrape the rosin. And I mean, ami freaks out because I am a real fucking I've got a real bad addiction to weed when it's weird to have an addiction to weed like others have for cocaine or heroin or something, but I really do. But I wouldn't have it for any other drug. I don't have it for cocaine. I wouldn't. I'd have a really, I guess I have a very hardcore, addictive personality. So it's easy for me to become I can't say cocaine or heroin. I guess I probably would grab on to anything I could. I'm just addicted to getting high. I like to get fucked up. We saw this great movie with Madonna or something as this guy. We're flipping channels. It was great one night and this guy drops to his knees because I fucking knee these

'''Unknown Speaker '''23:59
:things. cocaine, alcohol, mocking me these days.

'''Shane Bugbee '''24:05
:And it was so great to listen. I'm like, I came in the room and I'm like, I fucking know how you feel. Dude, I fucking need these things. I need these things. Oh, it was loud.

'''Doug Misicko '''24:17
:Sounds good. I think I'll take one up. And addiction. Well, you need like fun. Yeah. Well, sounds like it gives your life meaning.

'''Shane Bugbee '''24:25
:You don't want it almost does. The drugs you feel like they need you. It's like a It's almost like a stalker kind of love. I know that weed loves me.

'''Doug Misicko '''24:33
:It's a symbiotic relationship feed off, man. And it's more than

'''Shane Bugbee '''24:36
:the ritual of it smoking Amy talked about the ritual of smoking is setting up the bong and

'''Doug Misicko '''24:41
:walking around naked with a doll blade. No. Okay,

'''Amy Bugbee '''24:44
:you're gonna have to do a whole half hour on weed for Wu.

'''Shane Bugbee '''24:48
:No, we'll split it up. It'll get boring that we only got five minutes left. How

'''Amy Bugbee '''24:51
:long is your song? Two minutes and 44 seconds. So

'''Shane Bugbee '''24:54
:we've only got a couple of minutes left but addiction. What a bitch. It can be fun at times. It's Only bad addictions are really only bad when you don't have the drug to fill the addiction. When you don't have the pussy. You that's the only time it's bad the addiction is great when you got girls willing to come down for 24 hours show and be locked into a room for 24 hours without you know that it's it's fun when you have you know those things to come for you. And when you don't it's bad.

'''Amy Bugbee '''25:21
:It's not good from the outside looking in whether you have them or not. What do you mean when you look at me being addicted? Yeah, when you're smoking tons of weed or when I've seen drug addicts doing dope and stuff. It's just it's not attractive.

'''Doug Misicko '''25:36
:Oh, even when I should be writing an article or drawing a picture and I get the call says come on over. All right. The booty call? Yeah, the booty call. I'm on call.

'''Shane Bugbee '''25:50
:Here that ladies. That's Doug Ed. Pussy. I'm call on call. Dick. What's your website? Again? Dis Genex. Yeah, ladies, I'm telling you. This dude has a trail of fucking pussy. And he takes two or three of them out at a time. No fucking shit. Okay, oh, I'm good. Breaking the guy cut. Oh. Oh, that was your brother. Sorry. Notice he's not saying anything. But Amy, you were saying how gross it looks. It is for me. It's beautiful. When I inhale that weed, it's like butterflies open up.

'''Amy Bugbee '''26:27
:You know, I love to smoke weed as much as the next person but I can take it or leave it. I mean, there's days when maybe I have a bad day and I think oh man, I'd really like to get stoned. And I do love the ritual of filling the bong and smoking the bong or rolling a joint you know stuff like that. I love the smell of weed. But if I don't have it, I don't care. I mean, I've been smoking weed for more than 20 years now. You know, so?

'''Shane Bugbee '''26:53
:Yeah, but you suck it down like an attic until it's gone. When it's gone. You seem to act like it's okay. Or whatever. It's cool, but I've heard you say I could use a fucking weed right now. Sure I can fucking use a joint was sometimes.

'''Amy Bugbee '''27:07
:Exactly that sometimes I have a bad day I come home. I think Man,

'''Shane Bugbee '''27:10
:y'all get on your knees.

'''Unknown Speaker '''27:11
:I need these things. You know what

'''Amy Bugbee '''27:13
:I've known so many addicts throughout my life. My parents were addicts to cigarettes and stuff. My sister was an addict. Everyone I know everyone I've been surrounded with as an addict. So I've never been addicted

'''Doug Misicko '''27:25
:for a timeframe I smoked weed regularly for I pain. But when the pain went away and stopped smoking it

'''Shane Bugbee '''27:33
:it was a good medicine for you. Yeah, well addictions get bad because you really need so much I know with weed. I can't just get a joint and smoke if I get an eighth. I fucking smoke that thing in a night and I wake up the next morning I'm grumpy motherfucker because I don't have anymore and I can go through about an ounce a week. That's about 200 bucks a week.

'''Amy Bugbee '''27:56
:When we used to buy ounces every week Shane would get down to about an eighth and then he'd be really angry and mean

'''Shane Bugbee '''28:03
:oh god she's setting up the goddamn divorce thing right now she's gonna call these

'''Amy Bugbee '''28:07
:we didn't cover abuse the other a word

28:09 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Oh god. Good thing we only have a minute left. That song is not getting played. Well, what's the name of the song public assist to play that for pee pee P we'll play it for p so you don't get disappointed too much. Abuse, real good. You wanna fit abuse into a minute and a half? Go for it. Mic’s yours.

28:29 '''Amy Bugbee'''
:Oh no, no. No thanks. Abuse. Y’know, it’s just something that happens.

28:35 '''Doug Misicko '''
: It can be an addiction, too.

28:43 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Yes, it can be.

28:45 '''Doug Misicko '''
:But I think more often the person getting abused is addicted to it.

28:52 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Yeah, sometimes I think it’s a two way street, but that’s just...

28:58 '''Doug Misicko '''
:...Or at least just as often.

29:00 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Just as we got literally a minute that's a real hot wanted to talk about in a minute. And you know what, it's it goes back and forth. And you know what it really depends. Sometimes it's a product of your environment and your circumstances and your lack of cash. And sometimes you Dick It's hard when you're beaten on someone. And that's what separates the characters that are going on. Me and Amy have had our problems, but I could tell you, my dick doesn't get hard when I'm arguing with her and shit shrivels inside me.

'''Amy Bugbee '''29:11
:I guess we can talk more about it for D domestic violence.

'''Shane Bugbee '''29:15
:D I wanted to talk all about my dink deck. My dork could talk about that for my hog. The problem with

'''Amy Bugbee '''29:23
:abuse though is you got 20 seconds they don't ever treat like there's all these things for battered women but there's nothing for the men who are by

'''Shane Bugbee '''29:30
:everybody. We've got 20 seconds Amy Thank you. This Gen x.com horror of horror.com and evil now.com my consent feiyr.com and three ring radio.com Goodbye everybody the ABCs of abuse next week be. That was great. Yeah well I think it's gonna go great

=Letter B=
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=Letter C=
'''Unknown Speaker '''00:02
:things that start with C. Who cares about other things? C is for cookie. That's good enough for me. C is for cookie. That's good enough for me. C is for cookie. That's good enough for me. Oh, go get go get go get a start with C. O. C is for group. That's good enough for me. C is for cookie. That's good enough for me. C is for group that's good enough for me. Oh cookie cookie cookies starts with C. You know what are? A round cookie with one bite out of it looks like a C. Round donut with one bite out of it also looks like a C. But it is not good as a cookie. And the moon sometimes looks like a C but you can't eat that. So C is for cookie. That's good enough. That's good enough for cookie cookie cookies. Go get go get cookies

'''Shane Bugbee '''01:24
:you know, you ever wonder why farts are funny? I wonder. Anyway, this is an ABC kind of show. Okay. And this This show is C and my name is Shane. And you could find out more about me on mycuntsonfire or evilnow.com Mycuntsonfire.com, uh, clubhate.com, threeringradio.com. I'm here with my lovely wife, Amy. Thewhoreofhorror.com. That's me. And our acquaintance. I don't know if I'm gonna call him a friend yet. Doug. Doug MiSeq noise is I think, how do you say the last name? Messner. Missy. You know, I don't even know this guy's last name. So that's why I say his acquaintance. Doug Messner.

'''Amy Bugbee '''02:17
:We need to start again. Should we?

'''Unknown Speaker '''02:19
:No, no, no,

'''Shane Bugbee '''02:21
:no, I mean, I've already broken the guy called and everything else. Messner it's his Nazi name he's actually got Jew blood in them and doesn't want you to know that his last name is sky and not SK i But Doug does just dysgenesis.com He doesn't really do anything with it. It's a cool domain name he has his about five seconds with a reading on there but the guy has like books and books written

'''Doug Misicko '''02:45
:you know I'm not HTML savvy. And I don't get to a computer very often blame it

'''Shane Bugbee '''02:50
:on your addiction. If you miss the a show go back and find out what Doug's a addiction is his addiction is and find out why Doug can't get his work done.

'''Doug Misicko '''03:01
:A is for addiction that for what I'm addicted to. Right. But we're asking people to speculate Okay, and we

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:08
:started this see show with the great one of the greatest songs of my childhood. C is for Cookie. Cookie, Amy, cookie, cookie, cookie starts with see my wife makes fucking kick ass cookies. Really good. It's so good. I probably gained about 50 pounds on it. And I tell her family you know you're lucky she's with me. Because I'm I'm the one jumping on all the fucking cookie landmines. She's laying down. I'm the one that's gonna die in five years from heart disease. And it's all thanks to him his cookies so good though. That's a tested that's a testament to how good our cookies are. I will be dead have diabetes and heart disease. Well before my Well, I'm asking for it. But you know, but they're super

'''Amy Bugbee '''03:51
:healthy. On enriched flour unbleached

'''Doug Misicko '''03:57
:they're better than cannibalism.

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:59
:I don't know about that partner. I don't know. Well, you're right. human meat is poisoned. Gross. Sick fucking I hate human beings.

'''Doug Misicko '''04:06
:You'd never do it. Just because they're disgusting. Free cannibalism.

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:10
:I mean, look, what's that? Let me talk about cookies though. All right, before we jump into candlelit I wouldn't. I don't think humans because they're just I don't really want to hang out with them their filth. Ami cookies.

'''Amy Bugbee '''04:22
:Cookies. I love cookies. Come I love to bake cookies. I bake all kinds of cookies. Not any

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:29
:good cookie recipes right off the top of your fucking noggin. She's got some secrets and she gets pissed in the kitchen that people fucking watch when she makes stuff. Yeah,

'''Amy Bugbee '''04:38
:I gotta hide stuff behind things when people are in there. See for kitchen.

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:42
:Yeah, or see for fucking cunt.

'''Amy Bugbee '''04:46
:I don't know I got some good sugar cookies, but I'm not giving out the recipe offhand.

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:51
:Or you make a good Laci Peterson. What is it called? Lavender lavender cookies. Those

'''Amy Bugbee '''04:55
:are pretty good. Do

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:56
:we have that recipe available?

'''Doug Misicko '''04:58
:I could go get it. What's it have to do with Laci Peterson

'''Shane Bugbee '''05:01
:she gets her recipe favorite cookie. You know what we will go get it when we play a song. We're gonna play a song Amy is gonna go get that Laci Peterson recipe when we play a song you're gonna love the recipe. Lacey Okay, here's the deal with the lacI Peterson lavender cookie recipe. When you wrote to Scott Peterson before he was in any kind of contemptuous situation,

'''Doug Misicko '''05:24
:I guess in case anybody doesn't know Laci Peterson was murdered and her husband Scott Peterson is blame she was pregnant at the time

'''Shane Bugbee '''05:32
:they well you should have your own radio show because I assume people know about murders you never know. So um, people know about fucking brainless kids and that kind of asinine word Shakti ation

'''Doug Misicko '''05:42
:and so phallic.

'''Shane Bugbee '''05:45
:But Laci Peterson I guess made this wicked lavender cookie and her family when you sent in a donation or condolence or something for her death. They would send you back her lavender cookie recipe. Oh, with a purple and white ribbon. To remember Lacey and her. D her killed her. I'm looking for a C word. That can't you know they sent a connard that's the kid's name does see. Ya dog you mix you mix me up your dog. I'm shaking. You explain to Lacey Peterson was

'''Amy Bugbee '''06:26
:so let's get back to cannibalism.

'''Shane Bugbee '''06:29
:Cookies. Lavender cookies. We're gonna get the recipe after a song. Cannibalism zactly I don't think I'd eat human flesh just because they're sick fucking people. I'd eat maybe someone like you had make you into a jerky? Because you live a good lifestyle. You the vegetarian made mainly a little fish. We have a healthy lifestyle. So that kind of meat I would think about your little lean, but I think would make a good jerky.

'''Doug Misicko '''06:52
:I'm honored Shane. What do you mean? You know, dead?

'''Unknown Speaker '''06:55
:Dead. Dead right?

'''Doug Misicko '''06:57
:I mean, so I transcend the average filth though at least well you

'''Shane Bugbee '''07:01
:do. You're healthy. You healthy live healthy. I mean, myself. I know I'd be a good piece of meat because this God I have. It's gotta be $100,000 Man I eat really fucking nice food. Good shit.

'''Doug Misicko '''07:13
:Here we compare favorably to pork. That's what they say

'''Shane Bugbee '''07:17
:long pork. Isn't that the name for human flesh? Long pig crude long pig. That's it long pig. Sorry.

'''Doug Misicko '''07:24
:I thought one of the interesting anthropological facts about cannibalism is tribes will either eat their own or they'll eat their enemy. They never do both. Really? Yeah. We've never found tribe that does both. They either eat out of respect or they eat out of hate. They don't eat out of respect and hate. Interest. That's

'''Shane Bugbee '''07:43
:that's interesting. I can see Ed not a hate.

'''Amy Bugbee '''07:46
:Well, I always say if. If it got to a point in the world where there weren't grocery stores to go buy meat at. I'd become a cannibal because I could much more easily kill another human being then I could go out and kill a deer or rabbit because I like animals. But I could go out and kill people no problem and eat them.

'''Doug Misicko '''08:06
:Oh fuck I do it for a midnight snack when it was coming to be why 2k And they're saying everything was going to shut down I thought Fuck it'll take two hours for him out resorting to cannibalism you know

'''Shane Bugbee '''08:19
:I don't know though because I probably just turned to veggies I trot probably start you know, pulling bark off the trees and I don't want to I'm not saying I couldn't slaughter animals or something. I just don't think I think it would just be more practical to eat what's in my backyard. I wouldn't necessarily want to hunt because I'd still want to create or paint on the cave walls or do something like that where I I don't know.

'''Doug Misicko '''08:42
:Stalingrad. During World War Two. The provisions were cut off Nazis were surrounding the city. They weren't getting any food, any resources. I guess cannibalism. There's black market human meat being sold. Really? Yeah. And they had like, you know, like anti cannibal vigilante forces, you know? Yeah. Oh, yeah. You

'''Shane Bugbee '''09:01
:know what I have heard stories about? I have some family and they were Chicago cops. And they tell these really gruesome stories and you know that you're into serial killers. That's nothing. And I'm like, Oh, really? And they go Oh, man. These fucking projects Cabrini Green See, one of the most infamous housing projects. The star of Candyman, Clive Clive Barker. Hey, Clive, we can do them and see the star star of his movie Canyon and Clive Barker's Cabrini Green. Wow. Three C's. I wonder if Clive had that intentional? You never know. I'll get spooked by see. My point is the guy told me a story about how they'd go through the projects. And they'd see that folks there would have a barbecue pit in their tub. Like they put great to the stove and the tub. And they'd roast up people, babies, mainly, like these folks would have babies and they'd roast them up to eat He uses Chicago COP this is a Chicago cop, you go down and look at the the photos, if you go they keep photo archives of all this at the What's that called the Historical Society Historical Society. And you can this is in police records. This is not a shit story. I mean, this is coming from a Chicago cop, a real dude and a real good guy. And he's telling me these stories. I think he was doing it in a way to try to give me the real keep me in the real about serial killers and shit like that. He thought I was like, I was making an idol of serial killers. And that's not my angle. You know, I'm not I don't make idols of that shit. But his story was true. To the point of I remember him telling me he had photos maybe he showed us photos and stuff like this. And it just that's what he talked about in the projects. they'd eat their own they need the kids and

'''Amy Bugbee '''10:52
:waste not want not Yeah.

'''Doug Misicko '''10:54
:Chicken tillow cannibal so I love him. He's a he's a Russian to the Russians are fucked up on cannabis. He's

'''Shane Bugbee '''11:01
:good serial killer. I remember being in Austin, Texas right before that Butthole Surfers thing and I made a stencil of his head because he was just making the news and I was spray painting all over the town chicken tallow, you know, just putting his holiday and a

'''Doug Misicko '''11:13
:wild fucker they had to put them in a cage during communism.

'''Shane Bugbee '''11:15
:See chicken tallow see cannibalism? We are. See motherfuckers CCCP

'''Doug Misicko '''11:21
:pumping out all the seas. I was

'''Amy Bugbee '''11:23
:gonna say we went to Donner park before but that's D but they were Hannibal

'''Shane Bugbee '''11:28
:cannibals they candles. Yeah, we tell them about Donner parking. That was a good story.

'''Amy Bugbee '''11:33
:I like to go oh, it was cool. We went there. And we had just seen a documentary about it. So we had all the info. So the lady led us in the museum for free. And she told us that they have reunions there every so often for all the descendants of the Donner party. And they had when they were rescued, they were rescued a few at a time because they couldn't take them all at once. They had to keep leaving some of the people there. And the last guy that was left there was totally insane. And he just started hacking off the people that were there as arms and legs and eating them and stuff because he just went nuts. And so the descendants of his family at the reunion none of them will wear name tags because they don't want everyone to

'''Doug Misicko '''12:10
:know oh like when we went to John Wayne Gacy his gravestone remember? Yeah,

'''Shane Bugbee '''12:15
:historically he doesn't have a stone but you know he's laying next to his mom and dad you know it because there's a plot there

'''Doug Misicko '''12:20
:right on marked grave right it's a strange idea why be buried at all you know, why be dressed up

'''Shane Bugbee '''12:27
:to get buried at all? It's

'''Amy Bugbee '''12:29
:cemetery see?

'''Shane Bugbee '''12:31
:There you go. Yes, cemeteries are For cons cripsy my favorite con and I just love saying content used to be a dirty word. It's no longer a dirty word. I think Sex in the City from shows like that used it as shock value and it's now it does not upset as many women as it used to 560 Remember when we went across the country see can't tree another see I have a country in my backyard. I have the finest collection of nipples and dried up conceal. Next to the sheriff of Plainfield. Anyway, we went across country. When I took a wickets, they had these stores in Colorado, and they were called the C store. And at that, and at that time, I said content Amy was a little shy. That's you know, she doesn't like vulgarity. She's, she's raised proper. And, you know, the C word was the way I said all the C's though. That's funny. Fucking take a photo of the Seastar problems fucking continue, like, oh, we

'''Amy Bugbee '''13:28
:were laughing our heads off about it. Well, you

'''Shane Bugbee '''13:31
:know, I'm not saying you're uptight at all. You're being uptight about being uptight, though. That's that's a fact.

'''Doug Misicko '''13:35
:You know, a book was put out called cotton. I think that really was to the effect of the word because it's like a feminist book.

'''Shane Bugbee '''13:41
:You know? You're the only fucking teacher here you live a fucking person crack and spines, buddy.

'''Unknown Speaker '''13:46
:All right, I mean, the spiral get pushed, right. That's great. When my dad was also

'''Shane Bugbee '''13:50
:working borders. He's gonna every time I see where it's gonna come up any word, you know, that was a book called out demented Aigues book he worked at borders man,

==Doug Misicko on Black co-workers and cunnilingus==
13:58 '''Doug Misicko '''
:I used to work with coloreds, and they always talked about cunnilingus.

'''Shane Bugbee'''
:Oh!

'''Doug Misicko'''
:They always did, every night, it was the fucking topic. “Did you do it?” Y’know?

14:07 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:They don’t though, Coloreds don’t eat pussy.

14:08 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Some of them... It was a big debate. Some of them would talk about...

14:09 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:No, they don’t!

14:10 '''Doug Misicko'''
:“Do you eat pussy?” And others would... No, some would say they did, and others would say “Fuck, no!”.

14:13 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:We’re talking coloreds at the letter c. You’re funny, Doug.

'''Shane Bugbee '''14:19
:Coloureds. Your body? No really, I went to I lived in a really black neighbor with a black family for a while. And I was the big deal on the block because I was a white guy and all the girls were real friendly to me. Hey, and it was funny because I was like a younger guy maybe 18 or whatever. And they're trying to get me for the yarns to get me drunk and stuff and I'm like what's the deal and you older white chap? Yeah, see chap chap yet see. But the older brother tells me Hey, man, they know white guys. He personally bus black us niggas. As he said, niggas we don't eat pussy. A real nigga doesn't eat pussy. And I'm like, really? But it's so nice and we don't eat pussy motherfucker. That's it. And that's how they were And that's it. When this was a neighborhood where at night you had to get in at night when it got dark packs of dogs came down the street and chased you to eat you. It was a fucking straight up, fucked up neighborhood. And anyway,

'''Amy Bugbee '''15:13
:when my dad was a fireman, and they'd go to a fire and there'd be someone inside they got burned up. They call them crispy critters.

'''Shane Bugbee '''15:22
:Oh man and Amy used to wake up in the morning with her cornflakes, see, and have to listen to these fucking stories from her dad about crispy critters. See you again. You can't. Not Amy that you the listener, or the current. AMI is the horror of horror.

'''Doug Misicko '''15:42
:So anyways, back to the Lingus did the colored girls appreciate this Chicago chap for his cunnilingus Yeah,

'''Shane Bugbee '''15:51
:I couldn't I couldn't hang. No, I was too shy. I ran from that shit. They couldn't chow on that. No, I couldn't shower on that. But I did. I do look back on it. Finally,

'''Unknown Speaker '''16:01
:as you can show the carpet.

'''Shane Bugbee '''16:03
:No, I was I was afraid. I was afraid. I was afraid of the color carpet. I was afraid of the cultural barriers there. I was just afraid. It was a scary thing hanging out the whole black neighborhood period. So I was my eyes were wide open freaking out all the fucking time cockroaches. i And that same house live in this family in the basement. And the first night I'm there, you know the lights go out and I'm sleeping in the basement on a couch and they put linoleum down it wasn't like a basement basement. It was like a half built basement. And I remember we turn off the light and I woke up in the middle of light night light in the middle of the night. And it looked like the wall was moving. You know I thought man I was smoking good weed or something. And I turn on the light and the whole fucking wall was brown. What does it paneling and it was all covered with cockroaches moving the whole wall was moving the next morning I'm freaking out. Holy fuck but but I've got nowhere to go. I'm homeless at this point. You know? So I'm with the colored cockroaches. I'll see words. And I remember going upstairs the next day. Is there something wrong Amy? I thought maybe I said colored the wrong way that I said nigger and not nigga Amy's looking at me Give me the i i birth burpee that was last show Amy but we are moving the next day and went up and the fucking sink is like a third full of fucking cockroaches because it left the water you know like dishes in there and shit. And all the cocker and these fucking third I mean it was infested motherfucker infested. And I was you know, freaked me out but you don't have a choice a roof over the heads better than in the park.

'''Amy Bugbee '''17:41
:You know, how do you take care of cockroaches? No light one on fire and the rest of them will run?

'''Shane Bugbee '''17:48
:Really? Yeah. What do you mean? How's that work?

'''Amy Bugbee '''17:51
:I was at a party one time and people had real bad cockroaches and they were running all around the walls and stuff. And the guy whose house it was just took his Lidar and lit one of them on fire and the rest of them bolted

'''Doug Misicko '''18:06
:I guess they're smart as far as bugs go that's what I've heard.

'''Shane Bugbee '''18:11
:Well, I didn't like live in there but I here's

'''Doug Misicko '''18:14
:those bombs that eat them too.

'''Shane Bugbee '''18:16
:I can see that I can see it and bugs for pets what I would eat if we were talking about cannibalism. That's probably what I would chow on as bugs and shit like that. I wouldn't want to work all fucking day bill and fires and I'm fucking you know, I'm not I'm

'''Doug Misicko '''18:30
:just snack snack on the cockroaches. Yeah,

'''Shane Bugbee '''18:33
:I would eat bugs I would eat. I would eat leaves. You know, I wouldn't want to kill birds or frogs or might fish. I probably fish and

'''Doug Misicko '''18:42
:eat a lot of fish at chives and corn.

'''Shane Bugbee '''18:44
:Yeah, corn. Oh, corn. Another corn story.

'''Amy Bugbee '''18:47
:We have chives growing in the backyard.

'''Shane Bugbee '''18:49
:Oh yeah. We have a beautiful garden. But that's not that's GC. We do have a beautiful garden. Chives, fresh vegetables, fresh. Fresh herbs. Yeah, dogs falling asleep. But it can't male con. Herbs.

'''Amy Bugbee '''19:06
:What's your problem with chives?

'''Doug Misicko '''19:10
:Dogs do because they're in the sea.

'''Shane Bugbee '''19:11
:I told I told her surgeon I told Doug. He'll be a real man when he knows how to make a chicken broth. Chicken see bitch by Christ by Christ. Hey, we're gonna play a song right now. Amy Why don't you tell the folks tell them in your DJ voice what this song is Amy.

'''Amy Bugbee '''19:28
:It's Chris Connelly. C double C and the song is come down here another C you fuck

'''Doug Misicko '''19:36
:I liked the CACs better

'''Shane Bugbee '''19:38
:rub Coast great. But don't don't fuck with Aimia

'''Doug Misicko '''19:43
:you don't want to come with it's no but I know she knows what's up. Yeah, she

'''Shane Bugbee '''19:46
:does know what's up with music. That's

'''Amy Bugbee '''19:48
:no doubt Amy's hard won the Rs Okay.

'''Shane Bugbee '''19:52
:Amy is hardcore when it comes to tunes and she took over we did the show. I said what tunes we play Amy walked in with two arms full of vinyl Record Player CDs. I mean, she took the opportunity to be DJ so she's playing all the tunes, Chris Connolly. What does this count of corn?

'''Amy Bugbee '''20:10
:Come down here?

'''Shane Bugbee '''20:11
:Okay. Do I gotta come down there to play the CD? Oh wow cunnilingus I got we're gonna play kind of Lingus during the song Get over here your CAC whoa give me that fucking nice tasting come to yours can you tell him that color?

'''Unknown Speaker '''21:17
:With silence shadows

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:like the

'''Unknown Speaker '''21:30
:archives

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:watch.

'''Shane Bugbee '''22:29
:Time and space time is never the stress on another show Hey everybody this is the seashell What's wrong, Amy? Amy's gonna we're about four minutes left in the sea show. We're doing like an impromptu talk show radio, internet radio show. And we decided just to do the ABCs of filth hate whatever. Doug's con Amy's calling it the alphabet show and I really have no name for it. It's just a fun concept to do. We talk a lot and we thought we'd catch it on microphone. We got some good stories. You missed Amy's Angel story and candles and angel. He missed Doug's Beanie Baby story for be fucking good story though. And this week, live you if you missed something, you missed it. C is for cookie motherfucker. Cookie motherfucker. And Amy's got a good cookie recipe got Amy.

'''Amy Bugbee '''26:24
:All right. It's the Lacey Peterson lavender cookie recipe. I had a hard time finding lavender. But if you call around to health food stores, someone's bound to have it. All right, five eighths cup butter, a half cup sugar, one egg, a tablespoon a lavender flowers, one and a half cups all purpose flour. And sugar powdered sugar. And lavender flowers another tablespoon. Okay. So you put all the butter, the sugar and the egg all together. I add a little vanilla, but that's me. And then add in the flour. Well, you mix the lavender flowers with the flour and then you add that together and you bake them like 350 for about 15 minutes and they gotta get golden brown. Otherwise, if they're chewy, they're really disgusting. They have to be crisp. And then you put the lavender flowers in the powdered sugar on the top there. Okay, I mean, there are different, something different.

'''Doug Misicko '''27:39
:The dailies her husband. Pardon me, they didn't please her husband. You know, that's

'''Shane Bugbee '''27:45
:what I thought when they sent me it wasn't enough

'''Doug Misicko '''27:47
:at least

'''Shane Bugbee '''27:50
:when they sent that now that recipes from Laci Peterson, the dead woman and her husband's on trial, and you know, he's gonna get get off. I mean, he is. But this is a recipe they sent out when you sent them. A condolence letter C for condolence. This is the alphabet show the ABCs of filth, whatever you want to call it. My name is Shane. Evil now.com.

'''Amy Bugbee '''28:21
:I'm Amy from horror horror.com and I'll post that recipe on there. And this is

'''Doug Misicko '''28:26
:Doug from dis genex.com

'''Shane Bugbee '''28:28
:Doug Messner

'''Doug Misicko '''28:32
:on the site, but you can email me at overlord at dis genex.com And I may or may not reply because I'm in an elitist snob.

'''Shane Bugbee '''28:42
:Well, that's been another fine show.

'''Amy Bugbee '''28:46
:We never even got to converts.

'''Shane Bugbee '''28:48
:Converts who's converting somebody con? con con. Con exactly ex cons cons. All we forgot Christians. I know. Doug has been on his knees. Yeah, we're about to cut off your Ami. So I'm gonna play I don't know. Any other C's converts Christians. Cons con cocksuckers.

'''Doug Misicko '''29:14
:Cocaine. Oh, I

'''Shane Bugbee '''29:15
:had cocaine down.

'''Doug Misicko '''29:16
:I know. I had a cocaine story to

'''Shane Bugbee '''29:18
:check this off. Check this up. We got we've got 30 seconds. Take a whiff of that. Good. That's cocaine. Check it out. Todd is it is take a sniff sniff it's a good smell what it smells like

'''Unknown Speaker '''29:32
:I've smelled it before. tasted

'''Doug Misicko '''29:34
:it before.

'''Shane Bugbee '''29:35
:I had a friend of a friend. I had a friend that gave me that today. Said hey man, someone left us at my house. You want it? You guys do drugs? Amy. I think in a past life was a khokhar Because she's like,

'''Unknown Speaker '''29:48
:I'll take that motherfucker.

'''Amy Bugbee '''29:50
:I was never a coke or give me a break.

'''Shane Bugbee '''29:53
:Alright, we're signing off. Everybody goodbye and tune in next time for DS for dickhead and dumb That was awesome we're gonna start a show up pretty quick right now we're just gonna start them out you know so we're gonna give me a couple of seconds and we're just going to start the D show how about

=Letter D=
'''Unknown Speaker '''00:13
:Every day in my eyes all have sinned and come short of the glory of God. Romans 323

'''Unknown Speaker '''00:27
:Believe in the Lord Jesus Christ and thou shalt be saved as children obey your parents

'''Unknown Speaker '''00:42
:child is known by doings proverbs 2011 44. Season we'll talk about it so we don't lose

'''Unknown Speaker '''01:05
:weight Psalm 3413

'''Unknown Speaker '''01:28
:Isaiah 4522 Block Mr. Boyd again done

'''Unknown Speaker '''01:42
:thanks to the Lord for His good

'''Unknown Speaker '''01:49
:alphabet not the Spirit First Thessalonians 519

'''Shane Bugbee '''02:01
:First, okay, we're gonna stop that sounds bad. It's the ABCs of the Bible. And it's fun to listen to, but probably good enough to scare everyone away. My name is Shane. I'm here with Amy. Hello, and Doug. Right? We're working on. It seems like I'm doing all these shows in a row. And I am and we are. But we're working on an impromptu type of talk show. We didn't come up with any topic but a letter and the first thing that comes to our mind when we say a letter this week or this show, I shouldn't say this week because we don't know how the stations that will take these shows and play them. But this show is D. And that's our topic. That's our letter for the day. And we just whatever comes to our mind first with the letter D we just tell a story if we have one if we can squeeze one out. Last couple of shows a b and c he missed Angel. Some good angel stories. You missed them good Beanie Baby story, some cookie recipes. And now it's D. who started last time. C was cookies. B was Beanie Babies A's and I think dog has to start. Oh, you're right. I forgot we have a dog and the D. No big headed dog is his technical nickname Ron. So

'''Doug Misicko '''03:15
:it's so it's my letter. Yeah. God damn right. Well, I got GE Right. Right, right. Damn it. Damn right. So I got another highfalutin word like a head for a such a dick. But it's defenestration.

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:31
:What's wrong with you, man? Are you going to be a professor? Oh, are you going to be in 12 years a professor like some professor where people call Do you understand what he was about 15 years ago,

'''Doug Misicko '''03:41
:and believe me they don't have a dictionary here. So I I have this in my head. Anyway. We don't What the fuck do you think we are? Why didn't consult a dictionary here.

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:55
:You don't want later. We're going to have for AI. We're going to insert a dictionary in Doug's rectum.

'''Doug Misicko '''04:03
:Anyways, defenestration is when you jump out a window, and I have a story about that. A friend of mine stole a skull for me, out of a crypt what is definitive what the faulted fenestration is when you jump out of a window, why can't you just say jump out of the window or crazy motherfucker? Because if you're writing like an obituary or something sounds better. If you say, if you say one word he died of defenestration.

'''Amy Bugbee '''04:30
:Where did you find out about this ever say how people died in obituaries?

'''Doug Misicko '''04:34
:But if you were gonna write an obituary,

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:36
:no, your eulogy? No, if you were gonna buy it, right obituary, where did you find out about this word though? really dug?

'''Doug Misicko '''04:43
:I don't know. It's just one of those. You know, you

'''Amy Bugbee '''04:45
:know, Doug reads Dix, the dictionary Wally's.

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:48
:I know Dick But

'''Doug Misicko '''04:52
:anyways, he steals a skull out of a crypt in France, and he crashes it to get out it was one of those. This is a story about your friend you Yeah, the drunken murderer jumped out of a window. Yeah, but and his defenestration? Yeah. But he had this skull. And then this is in France, he went to France, and he figured out like this skull, but it's crypt tour, so he has to crash it a fucking skull. You know? As you know, they, they look for people stealing that shit.

'''Shane Bugbee '''05:22
:And this is a drunk. Yeah, that's the drunk we drew on his D for dry. We drew on his face with markers when he passed out and he's a total dick. Okay, so he's he's the Triple D threat here. Now he suffered from the Spanish defender.

'''Doug Misicko '''05:37
:Yeah, yeah. Anyways, he got roaring drunk that night in France. What a dick. And then he was having nightmares about this skull he stole. So this led him to jump out a two story window.

'''Shane Bugbee '''05:51
:And where's he from? Detroit. Wow, he's got the four DS going around and we can make a nice picture of him. His face with Dick drunk the Federation Detroit.

'''Doug Misicko '''06:02
:Alright, and right. I tuned from Detroit. So it stands to reason. Yeah. Doug from Detroit. Yeah, it's everybody's fall as they say it is. Detroit. Oh, fuck yeah. I was worse when I was a kid. You know, they used to have Devil's Night. Full Swing. Oh, no, they burn they burn that city down every year. And I was hoping they would burn it down again. Pistons one, but you were just telling me I didn't even hear the news. Nine people got shot.

’’’Shane Bugbee '''06:34
:But about the Devil's Night. When did that stop? Because that was going on until about fucking what, four or five years ago?

'''Doug Misicko '''06:40
:Yeah, it was going strong. Everybody go out and fucking burned down.

'''Shane Bugbee '''06:43
:Eight years ago, huh? It was a you know what I mean? He was first getting married and stuff like that. We went through Detroit. That was shit that was on fire. And it wasn't no devils night. It was like Tuesday, June 3, or something is fucking shit was on fire.

'''Doug Misicko '''06:56
:Or she was burned all the time. I was in a hospital in Detroit once and I looked out from my room. And I got a good view of the city and I could see a couple houses burning. I mean, you think there'd be nothing left to burn in this fog? And it's not just devils night. Oh, no. Is it like arson capital? It's where it's at. I mean, but sometimes I've heard different stories I've heard sometimes it's people collecting. I don't know, like the landlord protect, you know, collecting property value somehow by burning this place down, or concerned citizens burning down a crack house because it's been condemned, and nobody's going to do anything about it. And other times, it's just silly little shits running around lighting shed on fire because that's what they want to do.

'''Shane Bugbee '''07:38
:Hey, I saw the m&m Eight Mile movie. They burned a building down in there.

'''Doug Misicko '''07:41
:And it was a good deed.

'''Shane Bugbee '''07:43
:Yeah, well, yeah. What a dick.

'''Doug Misicko '''07:44
:Yeah. And best thing you can do to Detroit is burn it all down.

'''Shane Bugbee '''07:51
:And why is that Doug? Is it the colored

'''Doug Misicko '''07:54
:place is just a shithole. I mean, they're not gonna do anything with it. Bucket is your carpet vomit and start again.

'''Shane Bugbee '''08:00
:What's your D word? Ami or D you got a neat thing to throw out there D

'''Amy Bugbee '''08:05
:def drugs Doom and Dennis doll?

'''Shane Bugbee '''08:09
:Well, you're gonna have to start with one of them with a story. So we went over drugs with addiction. So why don't you do death? I mean, you've got a lot of good death stories. As matter of fact, if you want to check out Amy's website horror of horror.com There's some really fucked ups that Amy's tales of woe on there are some really fucked up stories and some of them are true. The ones that you would think are not true, or the true ones. Let me tell you that. And I know this. I just know where Amy came from. I know I met some of her friends. And you know, I've hung out with Amy long enough to know that that shifts that she's in the real Amy lives in the real man and now is Charlie's I say in the real All right, motherfucker, don't correct me. corrections on see it's the real, and Amy's all about the real. Okay. And that isn't the now it's the past. Okay. Tell them a death story. Amy. Maybe one that's not on your website? Because I know I've heard stories about Amy having boyfriends that drove around with dead bodies in the trunk. Amy had a boyfriend that was slash a pimp that got shot dead in a phone booth. Amy watched the person get their head stepped down to the brains popped out of the top.

'''Doug Misicko '''09:28
:So you never met a jealous ex boyfriend? Hey,

'''Shane Bugbee '''09:31
:I wouldn't give a fuck. They won't want to meet me. I don't give a fuck how bigger friends are what they do. They better kill me. I fuck them up. And I'm not talking either. I mean, don't fuck with me. That's it. I'm a survivor, bitch. You know what I'm saying? Alright,

'''Amy Bugbee '''09:49
:right you know, I have so many dead people. I'm going to do a book dead people I

'''Shane Bugbee '''09:55
:used to know great store. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, great idea because Oh, I know it's gonna get stolen now.

'''Amy Bugbee '''10:02
:I think people know enough dead people to fill a book.

'''Shane Bugbee '''10:05
:The lie. It's some current like Jim go to listen to his still dead people I used to know, even though he's never left his fucking typewriter. Oh, I forgot that see for Kant.

'''Amy Bugbee '''10:15
:Oh, I gotta get one. In fact, I was just reminded of a story recently because

'''Shane Bugbee '''10:20
:story I'm sorry to interrupt dead people. I used to know that's a book Amy's going to work on. And that's a great working on it. Yeah, right. She's worked. Right. And that's a stellar idea. Because tell him about that book. How many people are dead that you know, and I just named off four off the top my head?

'''Amy Bugbee '''10:34
:Yeah, geez. I don't know. Probably a couple 100 I probably know quite a few.

'''Shane Bugbee '''10:39
:A couple 100 is exaggeration. Okay. 100. I mean, Amy does know how many how many of your girlfriend's have ended up in the lake over here? A couple, two or three right couple? Yeah. And hopefully shit. No shipment will read a paper story. There'll be some of the news. There was a girl that have been late game because I bet that's one of my friends. And sure shit. It is. This is the killing fields out here. That's Cal city, the Calumet region. So talk to me. So I've had a lot of sugar, chocolate and coffee.

'''Amy Bugbee '''11:07
:Well, we recently Shane had a friend over from serial killer Central. And we were taught case central case central.com Joe, and we were talking about serial killers in this area. And there was one guy who was gutting hookers, and we couldn't remember his name. So I did a search on my local newspaper website. And I found this crime I've had forgotten all about. When I was a kid. I knew this family, the Knicks edge family. In fact, I dated the youngest nixes in junior high, but the oldest one, Eddie went to school with my sister. And this other guy we knew peewee who was like this hat guy who never went to school ever in his entire life. I think he dropped out in second grade. And he owed Eddie Nick's edge and this other dude some money. So they ran into him at a bar and he and they invited him back to his apartment. So they get him to the apartment and Eddie Nick's edge his friend and his friends dad, kill, PeeWee and the guy he's with, throw them in the trunk and drive around with them for about a week. And anytime they drive up to their friends, hey, how you doing? They drove up to the woods and they'd be like, hey, look what we got in the trunk and they'd open the trunk and show everybody they're dead friend who is this now the dead front is peewee peewee graves. fitting name, huh?

'''Shane Bugbee '''12:29
:Is that his real name?

'''Amy Bugbee '''12:31
:Yeah, it was Ernest graves. This is real names. Everybody. I always knew him as peewee and when they got caught, of course, you know, driving around showing people your dead friend in the trunk. Of course, they got caught and the guy who him and his father were two of the killers. He admitted later that he had killed like eight eight girls and dumped him in Powder Horn Lake so he turned out to be a serial killer for hot up.

'''Doug Misicko '''12:59
:Death. So the friend of yours was the guy who was killed not

'''Amy Bugbee '''13:03
:I need two of them. I knew Eddie Nick's edge one of the killers. And I knew peewee the Kili as it were.

'''Shane Bugbee '''13:11
:And this is totally separate from the other guy you dated that had a body in his trunk?

'''Amy Bugbee '''13:14
:Yeah, totally different.

'''Shane Bugbee '''13:17
:That's funny deal. You know, we should have waited for the end of the show for that one. I don't know what to say anymore. Oh, yeah, that's a good one.

'''Doug Misicko '''13:25
:I know you put a dirty sanchez on both of us.

'''Shane Bugbee '''13:29
:I've seen a couple of deaths I saw I saw someone not as personal but I did see someone thrown on the third rail once right in front of me and get electrocuted. That was you know, Oh, really. As far as death goes, though, I did grow up in a funeral home. At least I spent my summers in a funeral home so it was really weird. I used to help set out flowers for funerals, and stuff like that. And I always like the first couple of times I poke at the eye. You know, see this body laying there in the face. The skin didn't look real. It's all makeup and stuff like that. And I'd poke the face I'd like poke the cheek. And I remember the first time I did it, I poked it. And it crapped it all cracked apart. And I ran I run up the stairs

'''Doug Misicko '''14:14
:on run Krakow like the makeup coming right right.

'''Shane Bugbee '''14:17
:Well, I didn't know at the time why? It took a couple of years for me to understand why it cracked I thought it was crumbling like glass or something. Yeah, it was like oh my god, I fucking ran out of it. Right after a couple more years seeing my uncle prepare bodies and stuff I had and I'll talk more about the funeral home and if in a couple shows, but finding out more I found out that I cracked the makeup. It was so much makeup caked on there. That That cracked or something like that. And I remember getting in trouble that day. My ankles like what happened Who taught you know did that? And you know, I said I ran into him with a flowers. But they knew I was lying. And they looked at me then like I was a sick demented person you know, and When it finally came out what I did for a living and it was on the cover the reader and all the serial killer stuff I saw whatever they call my parents say, see, we told you he was fucked up, you know, whatever. And anyway, that's I can't top Amy's death stories

'''Doug Misicko '''15:15
:with you. There's death D. Dana Plato.

'''Shane Bugbee '''15:19
:Yeah, Dana, why did you want to ask me about Dana Plato? I don't really talk about that too much now. But

'''Doug Misicko '''15:24
:why not?

'''Shane Bugbee '''15:26
:It's a horrible thing. I didn't like it. I got it out of my system with that book and CD I did. And I left it behind. That's why I did that book. And CD was hard, hard to deal with. Tell you the truth. It was really hard. It took me probably took a year out of my life. And, you know, made me reassess things. It was a real hard thing. I know people Hard to believe, you know, there I am taking 10s of 1000s of dollars from extra and the National Enquirer and other people that do stories and stuff. But, you know, at the fucking time, you know, I do this for a living, I don't have a job. So when someone offers me five grand to talk, I talk. And I did it for all the right reasons. But I What else was I gonna say about it? You have a specific question. It was horrible. The whole experience is horrible. Have to be friend, someone. And then. And then I guess my whole problem always is with potential. I don't mind the person dying. I don't mind a drug addict. But it's the ones that break my heart are the ones with so much potential great potential, they can do something. And Dana Plato had. She started you know, I made friends with her. And she had so much potential and so much creativity and a lot of life in her and she really wanted to live that life. And she's full of that and had potential to do something cool. And do something with her controversy. And it was a sad thing. And I was so close to it. Like she literally died on the phone to me and I was on the phone with her every day. For fucking 60 days, dude fucking eight hours a day. I listen every aspect of her life. So I understood she was getting out of the gutter. She was really, you know, I can understand that. And it was I don't know. Is there something specific? No, I want to know about that. I mean,

'''Doug Misicko '''17:13
:I really don't know the story that much. I was never I didn't really know her I didn't you know, I don't know what she I've never seen anything she was in or

'''Shane Bugbee '''17:21
:Dana Plato. Before your time, I'm a little older than you I grew up watching Dana played on TV and she was about probably a little older than older than me. But she was different strokes, different strokes. And I'd seen that it was like a pre pre pubescent type of AD D different strokes, right? It was a pre pubescent type of love affair TV love affair. I think I whacked off to her one of the first whack apps I had or something like that. So it's that base, you know, I found that she was stripping in Vegas and wanted to exploit her and you know, get a sniff of that crotch or something. And you know, when it worked out, I wanted to bring it up to Chicago to get her top off on the internet or something to make money and we became friends and shit. We were starting to work on a nice book a Coffee Table Book of Memories and shit like that. And you know, and I know that sounds weird that it but it sucked because she had potential. She had potential it sucked to go through that shit as

'''Doug Misicko '''18:20
:well. There seems to be controversy on the internet. Not about Dana Plato. No, but about Dirty Sanchez. Now, when you're giving a Dirty Sanchez, do you stick your finger in her butt? And rub it over her upper lip? Or do you stick your finger? Your own ass and then smeared across her upper lip? Or doesn't matter?

'''Shane Bugbee '''18:45
:Are you asking me

'''Doug Misicko '''18:46
:I'm asking you I thought I remembered he Sanchez master.

'''Shane Bugbee '''18:49
:Oh no, I don't like that. I would never do that in a second. Just because I like a prostate rub once in a while has nothing to do with human oleation degradation, degradation or you know gross.

'''Amy Bugbee '''19:05
:Can you imagine the mixed drink dirty Santa?

'''Shane Bugbee '''19:09
:I would imagine a dirty sanchez though the whole trip on that is to fucking do that to someone who doesn't like it you know? It's like humiliation right?

'''Doug Misicko '''19:15
:All right. It's like the guys go out to get the prostitute and stay all dirty. Don't clean themselves. You talking about it?

'''Shane Bugbee '''19:22
:On a or some further back and yeah, yeah, I would assume that's something that you would do to an unsuspecting victim for sure. Yeah, you know serve and protect man you got to be protecting yourself. Watch out for that fucking stink finger rub it on your nose.

'''Doug Misicko '''19:39
:Don't let somebody hold your head under the covers.

'''Shane Bugbee '''19:43
:What song we play an AMI. You gave me a song here.

'''Amy Bugbee '''19:46
:What is it? Dye wars.

'''Shane Bugbee '''19:48
:Are you gonna keep pumping out this fag tunes or what? You got any venom in the mix? All right, well, DJ I'm not gonna fuck with you too much. I'm gonna say dye wars all you know and just

'''Amy Bugbee '''20:00
:I'm gonna have to do another D song for E because I got nothing for E Eazy E. Oh there we

'''Shane Bugbee '''20:05
:go easy motherfucking e e that's what I got when I look flip on page e it says ed the creep and E easy motherfucking E and of course my favorite subject Eagle die wars a good song I think right Alright, enjoy the song kiddo.

'''Unknown Speaker '''21:31
:This is

'''Unknown Speaker '''21:49
:Matt

'''Amy Bugbee '''22:43
:You

'''Shane Bugbee '''25:45
:song ended pretty abruptly. Let's go were that was Chris Connolly was or no. They sound the fucking same to me gay and Doug loves them and that the letter is D and this is an impromptu type of talk show we're doing where we have not really a topic we're just using a letter. You

'''Doug Misicko '''26:09
:know what I wanted to ask you to? I don't know if you'd be covered the fucking door you had a story somebody's trying to bust down your door

'''Shane Bugbee '''26:20
:we'll use that for another one break in a robbery or something like that break. I was gonna say dad, but I can't I don't know the door. I'll go door fucking door. Amy. You want to talk about the guy tried to break in the door. Remember? You guys Doug. What did that talk about? Okay, we live in Hammond, Indiana. Home and the fucking asshole can't dirtiest pot dirty D a dickhead politicians. They don't do anything here anyway. I'm taking a train to the city once and I see this dude hanging out in the corner. I get really creeped by it. i Come on, talk to Amy about it. And she says Oh yeah, the guy was creepy. You know he's over here over there. I shut the door lock things up. Well, sure is shit. The next Saturday I'm sitting on the couch. And I hear someone trying to fuck and like they try to open the door first. And then they knock and then they're like trying to open it. I open the goggle the fuck do you need? And he goes oh, you know like he was I was looking for some kids. He walks away while I call the fucking cops Fuck this shit man try to break in. When I go get my my beater. You know, my big stick my axe handle. And I go out there to fucking you know, do the smackdown or something. I'm worried someone tried to break into my place. Cops. And I got two minutes here but the cops come. Hammond dickhead cop cops. And they beat his ass on someone's porch like they're beaten him like Rodney fucking King. It was it was great to see because the Asheville tried to break into my house. I wish they would have shot him fucking dead. But they really beat his ass and the guy fought back a lot. So there's the door story. How do you like that door? They're in my office with the big inch gap there. On the top right now. Yeah,

'''Doug Misicko '''28:05
:good for the winter. Oh, yeah. Well,

'''Shane Bugbee '''28:08
:I have a hole in my bathroom ceiling. So in the winter, I sat her I wonder why I got a walk in case in pneumonia. And then I figured it out was the draft from the hole in my bathroom. And then no door there. You're speaking a door for D and this big fucking gap in my door. That's how I had gotten walking pneumonia. So you get this breeze from the doors. Yeah. So Doug wanted me to talk about door for D boring. I wanted to say dad, or my brother Derek or the one of the bigger influences on me. Growing up my real like my father was my father but my dad was Steve Dahl. This is a like a DJ in Chicago. If you got a doll.com D H L you'll see. He's the guy who did oh, Disco Demolition. He's the guy who did that. And growing up, it was cool. I'm like a fucking teenager. 10 years or whatever. And he's, he's getting on the radio breaking disco record. Disco sucks disco suck. So it was real cool to drive up to the local disco. And he'd have the van out there. And all these fucking prime fucking pieces of pussy hanging on him. And there everyone's smoking weed and he'd open up the van door and it's a loop man known as a DJ but he's nationally known and rare. Wango Tango is playing right and Ted Nugent big speakers. And they're blaring in at the disco causing trouble. It was cool. Anyway, we got 30 seconds. I'm Shane. Evil now.com Amy,

'''Amy Bugbee '''29:31
:Amy horn horror of horror.com

'''Doug Misicko '''29:33
:Doug just genex.com

'''Shane Bugbee '''29:35
:Yeah, tune in next time for the letter E I think we talked we'll be playing some Eazy E

'''Amy Bugbee '''29:40
:no more industrial music till P

'''Shane Bugbee '''29:44
:Oh, come on. Amy. I'm not giving you grief your your music tastes are unprecedented. I'm sure everyone's entertained. I'm just giving you know, I give everyone a hard time. The love of my life Amy. Horror horror.com See you later everybody. All right I say we take a break and if anyone is listening on the live server I'm going to play some

=Letter E=
'''Unknown Speaker '''00:00
:Oh It sure has been a long day.

'''Unknown Speaker '''00:06
:But there's still one thing I have to do before I fall asleep.

'''Unknown Speaker '''00:09
:What this does,

'''Unknown Speaker '''00:11
:I have to sing my ABCs so I won't forget them. A B C, D, E F G, H i j k, l m n o p, q r s, t, u, v,

'''Unknown Speaker '''00:27
:w

'''Unknown Speaker '''00:28
:x, y and z. Now I know my ABCs Next time won't you sing with me?

'''Unknown Speaker '''00:39
:Very nice big

'''Unknown Speaker '''00:43
:of you get to sleep

'''Unknown Speaker '''00:45
:like that. I know that you can

'''Unknown Speaker '''00:49
:actually be but I don't count. I count their bags of war. Listen. Bah Baa baa black sheep. Have you any? Yes sir. Yes sir. Three bags. One for the master. That's one bag of wool. And one for the dame. One plus one is two. That's two bags of wool. And one for the little girl who lives in the lane. Two plus one is three. That three bags of wool. Baa baa black sheep have you any bird? Yes sir. Yes sir. Three bags throughout the county by itself

'''Unknown Speaker '''01:32
:what about you Barry? How do you get to sleep

'''Unknown Speaker '''01:36
:I just look at all the little stars through my window and wonder what?

'''Unknown Speaker '''02:15
:Prairie That was beautiful.

'''Unknown Speaker '''02:17
:Yes. Let's all sing love Straub.

'''Unknown Speaker '''02:32
:See which way to go

'''Unknown Speaker '''02:42
:twin flame tween

'''Unknown Speaker '''02:56
:night young well. Good night everybody.

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:19
:Hey, wow, we took a 10 minute break and it feels like we're starting a whole new day. This is the ABC Alphabet ABCs of the alphabet show. Now ABCs of the last like the ABCs of the alphabet. That's my name now. Your name was as your brother would say. Very typical ABCs of hate or lost or something. Lunge was filth and yours was alphabet show. And I'm combining the two and saying this. This is the ABCs of the alphabet. And to to this show. It's not asked for stuttering it's E. E is the letter today. And Amy. Anything from E let's just start naming off a couple E's and we'll see what sounds the best. We'll go with the story.

'''Amy Bugbee '''04:14
:Me first

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:15
:well just name off a couple of your ease dunking them up. Okay.

'''Amy Bugbee '''04:18
:The expo excrement air.

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:21
:No Expo. Let's not talk about personal stuff. And remember, okay, this is the ABCs of the alphabet. It's a I don't know how to describe it to you. To you. I say it's impromptu type of talk show radio internet radio show.

'''Doug Misicko '''04:35
:Impromptu talk,

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:37
:right? And this is volume one we plan on doing the ABCs of alphabet Volume Two possibly if this works out, well. Doug's we're gonna get to ask for sleep soon.

'''Amy Bugbee '''04:49
:And the only criteria of our subject matter is that particular letter of the alphabet,

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:56
:right? We just say whatever comes to our mind first excrement I Love Why don't love it but that we did talk about dirty sanchez yesterday. I guess we have a running VM which had the ABCs of shit or something because we had the anal we had the thing A and we talked about a finger corneum and he said a corn coming out of a hookers on a hookers finger and what else Dirty Sanchez for de that's the smearing shit on your lip and not on your lip but on your victims lip.

'''Amy Bugbee '''05:26
:Talked about black women and cutting goalless or whatever.

'''Shane Bugbee '''05:30
:That's nice shed. Yeah, but that's not we're talking to excrement right?

'''Amy Bugbee '''05:35
:Oh, I thought we were just retracing, okay,

'''Doug Misicko '''05:37
:yeah, she's implying that because they're black. It's like waking shit.

'''Shane Bugbee '''05:40
:I say AMI AMI

'''Amy Bugbee '''05:43
:What do you guys ever eat?

'''Shane Bugbee '''05:45
:Well, I have Eazy E easy motherfucking Excuse me. And at the creep and ego dog what do you have for IE?

'''Doug Misicko '''05:56
:I had another ad but I had Gien I thought

'''Shane Bugbee '''06:00
:again right you know this is a I had him for je geen he's cool. But this is a good way to start the shows from now on since we're doing this right off the cuff we should just name off our list two E's and go with the most exciting because I got to say door sucked my dick for D when you said door my door Yeah, well you can talk to me about that any time I was like Door Door versus dad I gotta get dad ask open story any day man or something. But anyway,

'''Amy Bugbee '''06:26
:what else do you have for eat dog?

'''Doug Misicko '''06:30
:Again, endowed you eugenics Oh, you

'''Shane Bugbee '''06:35
:got to do that.

'''Doug Misicko '''06:36
:Yeah, and evil now? Yeah, that's in and times which I feel I have to explain you know, they did that whole and time series.

'''Shane Bugbee '''06:45
:I don't understand that. That's good. excrement, excrement and endowed are the running themes of the show. We it is the ABCs of film

'''Doug Misicko '''06:54
:anima should be in their animal excrement.

'''Amy Bugbee '''06:57
:Oh, you're right.

'''Shane Bugbee '''06:59
:Why don't you start with one of your stories dogs and she seemed to have a good story there. For which one or I mean anyone jump in what do you want to do Amy? And times and times Amy's picking end times?

'''Doug Misicko '''07:10
:You guys haven't heard anything about this? I don't know what the fuck there's like some fucking 15 book series out it just ended recently but written by two fundamentalist Christians all about the end times. Jesus comes back down to earth. Final book you know his bullshit it sells a lot it's like New York Times bestseller stuff it's filthy people love it and it's it's scary it's scary that a lot of people buy this this shit

'''Shane Bugbee '''07:40
:you know I wonder why when we did be We didn't say book because Doug has to guide them bring up a book every fucking thing which is cool. I love that you are a bookworm. I love books. I don't have enough time to read them and that's cool. So n times explain more What do you want to is that it?

'''Doug Misicko '''07:55
:Well they actually did like a made for TV movie with fucking Kirk Cameron in it.

'''Shane Bugbee '''08:01
:Oh Kirk Cameron the guy from yeah so I

'''Doug Misicko '''08:03
:thought you would have heard of this you know he's a religious

'''Shane Bugbee '''08:07
:you gotta wait why would we know about a pitch

'''Doug Misicko '''08:09
:because you guys seem to know about film because he had made for

'''Shane Bugbee '''08:13
:TV but you keep implying we don't addiction or we'd know about Kirk Cameron

'''Doug Misicko '''08:19
:for TV when it came out on DVD

'''Shane Bugbee '''08:22
:to cut you with the fucking knife K for cut at night image. It can be the que que que no Kirk Cameron yet Amy he was a really he's a religious coup.

'''Amy Bugbee '''08:31
:Isn't that the guy from that?

'''Shane Bugbee '''08:32
:Right? wouldn't wouldn't start with the girl that was in Playboy, right? That's freaky. He's in this Christian movie and it was on ABC or major motion network or whatever. I don't really know. Amy was just talking about them trying to put God into TV more so it ties in with end times.

'''Doug Misicko '''08:50
:There's some there's some pop star bitch I think she's oh shit I have no idea who she is but my brother sent me an article about her where she's bad mouth and Britney Spears for looking like a sloth and telling all her listeners that they should refrain from sex you know practice abstinence which is

'''Shane Bugbee '''09:10
:what that was Britney's sales pitch when she was doing all that shit for the longest time

'''Amy Bugbee '''09:17
:or something

'''Doug Misicko '''09:18
:no I don't think so. She like that

'''Shane Bugbee '''09:21
:No, no Mandy Moore is not like that. I don't think

'''Doug Misicko '''09:25
:she'll maybe she'll they're peddling or is like

'''Shane Bugbee '''09:29
:I don't know but fuck them all.

'''Doug Misicko '''09:34
:Yeah,

'''Shane Bugbee '''09:35
:then times is that

'''Doug Misicko '''09:36
:it? Is about it

'''Shane Bugbee '''09:39
:all right, well, the ease is gonna be for silence

'''Amy Bugbee '''09:42
:Yeah

'''Doug Misicko '''09:45
:enema now you well you haven't again story at least you get at least got it. One at Densmore. Yeah, I

'''Shane Bugbee '''09:52
:haven't had gained story. To admit to stealing the game stone I don't remember if I've done that on the air. I think I have. I'm not necessarily admitting to actually taking it. But I had a hand in obtaining the game stone. Let's let me let me phrase it that way. Well fuck it. I'll tell you I took the fucking thing. How about that? And it was for a good reason. I know it sounds crazy and odd for good cause Well, really, this is my I know this is maybe twisted, but it's not when you hear it. We go up I got to see at Greenstone right. And I've been there before, fun to go up and visit. It's always cool to go to Plainfield and have a slice of ham at the local place and pretend to eat and flesh and shit. You know, so it's cool. And, you know, Amy, we've been up the playing field before. It's a fun time. And creepy. Yeah, Amy, Amy's got a good story about playing field and stuff. It's fun. So I go up there, and I'm at the stone and it literally says, and you'll see pictures on my site evil now.com From time to time, and I saw gravestone rubbings of the head gain rate gravestone, and in the rubbing jewel even see a 666 carved in the head of the stone. Look over your shoulder, Doug, there's a rubbing 666 carved in it. Yes. And it said I masturbate to your picture every day written in big black mark on the front of the stone over this cross. And on top, it said something about worshiping again. And I was looking at it, I had a kick out of it. It was funny it see a syringe sticking out of the ground and whiskey bottle roaches, it was fun for me. But I look over my shoulder. I said grandma and a family and they're going to put flowers on their relatives grave. And I didn't like being there. Because I don't like to bother other people with my fun and games, really, I don't want to upset them in their eyes. They have every right to be putting flowers in the grave and respecting their dead relative and I feel sort of odd being there. But I understand that this game stone belongs to the world. It belongs to my world. It belongs to our world. You know what I'm saying? That right, Amy? It belongs we would enjoy seeing that we don't have any problem looking at that. And it's not. It's not like that those people had a problem see bikers over my head gains don't add gains get more visitors than, you know, people that are probably worthy, worthy folks, you know, productive individuals and their society. And so I said fuck it. I'm taking this out of here. They're going to cheer me as a hero. I'm going to take a Tabor parade leaving town.

'''Amy Bugbee '''12:28
:Let's face it, you're getting the worst kind of people up there. If they're writing I masturbate to your photo every day and stuff. Like I have no respect for the people in the town. Yeah.

'''Shane Bugbee '''12:37
:And I had some respect for hard working productive society they have there. And so I took the Greenstone out of there with a couple of drug addict Mexicans and you know, paid them five bucks ahead and you know, and they took it out of there with me and it was it was interesting to say the least, and about a month later it pops up on the news at games don't stolen. And you know, we had it. Amy. Where did we have that stolen for the longest time

'''Amy Bugbee '''13:09
:in our van as the passenger seat? Yeah.

'''Shane Bugbee '''13:13
:So it was interesting. A lot of our friends would have to sit on the cushion then they'd know that we're sitting on Edgar in stone and I made a ton of grave Robins not a ton but a lot of multicolored grave Robins which no one's ever really done with grave Robins. I happen to know this. trace the history of grave Robins I've never seen a multicolored grave Robin, but that again no one's had a grave Robin sit in their basement for months to play with. So it was cool a lot of friends came over and took photos with it at Gaines cool as far as serial killers go. I don't really console consider him I like a serial killer. Just a eccentric eccentric another E word. I just considered him an eccentric I mean he was

'''Amy Bugbee '''13:55
:he was mostly digging up people really? Yeah

'''Shane Bugbee '''13:57
:digging up experimenting with dead bodies making furniture

'''Amy Bugbee '''14:02
:skulls for soup bowls.

'''Shane Bugbee '''14:04
:I think some of his kills were accidental really? Or you know misplaced you know I think he's like He was like a big bear that loved him so much he hugged them and just crashed him and crushed the spine or something he

'''Doug Misicko '''14:17
:wasn't a big guy

'''Shane Bugbee '''14:18
:No but I'm I'm I mean to put it like you know like a bear would or friendly big person big retarded guy in a mindset we would hug and break you like Frankenstein you know with the kid the girl right? Girl and picked it up and just broke the girl in half you know that's that's how it was. And so I saw again as someone like that really not meaning to kill you just like Dahmer just didn't want you to leave. Yeah, didn't want to kill you. He just didn't want you to leave. Right You know, so that was at Dean.

'''Doug Misicko '''14:48
:I know nothing about gains. Later years ago after he was caught his incarceration. I know nothing about oh, well that's

'''Shane Bugbee '''14:57
:interesting in itself for sure. You know he's lived in a state like psychology war didn't talk much. You know?

'''Doug Misicko '''15:02
:He's he they put him in psychiatric

'''Shane Bugbee '''15:05
:Yeah, he was imprisoned in a mental institution till the end of his life

'''Amy Bugbee '''15:09
:for like 35 years or something wasn't a real long time. Did he

'''Doug Misicko '''15:13
:have any public statements on you do a couple interviews

'''Shane Bugbee '''15:16
:with police lawyers, stuff like that, but not much. I mean, at one point it was That's all he would tell people. Everything that's to be said has been said. And that's any Ollie would ever say to people who worked at the institution.

'''Doug Misicko '''15:28
:Sounds like people we've been trying to talk to you lately. Yeah. Well, you

'''Amy Bugbee '''15:32
:know what the Sheriff of Plainfield said, This is good. That Ed gain had the finest collection and nipples he'd ever seen.

'''Doug Misicko '''15:42
:Was Was he serious that he'd seen more that he'd seen more than Ed's collection and nipples?

'''Amy Bugbee '''15:48
:I think it's possible in playing field

'''Doug Misicko '''15:51
:you know cutting off the nipples is sounding like it's really common remember that's

'''Shane Bugbee '''15:56
:that's a that's a fucking crime. You know, we get to and I plan on talking just about my nipples and waving them around for you. Yeah, nipples don't fight you next time

'''Doug Misicko '''16:07
:inspect your salami on your pizza. Especially in this neighborhood. So

'''Shane Bugbee '''16:15
:II ego a what is that skinny puppy song starts with an E of somebody eviscerate or something like that?

'''Doug Misicko '''16:22
:No, you're thinking assimilate and that's a similar

'''Shane Bugbee '''16:26
:you know, we should have never took that break

'''Doug Misicko '''16:29
:so far

'''Shane Bugbee '''16:32
:is we made it to D he's fucking crashing.

16:36 '''Doug Misicko '''
:I thought I thought by now I'd be spouting off about eugenics.

16:41 '''Amy Bugbee '''
:Well, get spouting.

16:42 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Get spouting, bitch. Spout, bitch, spout. Where’s that timer?

16:53'''Doug Misicko '''
:Now eugenics for those who are unschooled--

16:56 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Alright, I think we’ll play eugenics after Easy E.

17:00 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Oh yeah, go ahead. Yeah, why not?

'''Shane Bugbee'''
:I think we’re gonna play one song. You got Easy E in there?

'''Doug Misicko'''
:He’s a good case for eugenics, yeah yeah.

'''Shane Bugbee'''
:He’s a good case for eugenics. There you go.

'''Doug Misicko'''
:He’s E.

'''Shane Bugbee'''
:Easy motherfucking E

'''Amy Bugbee '''17:08
:I think it's

'''Shane Bugbee '''17:11
:just one easy motherfucking II Eazy E E

==EAZY-E - Real Muthaphuckkin G's==
17:36
[Intro]
:Compton, Compton, Compton
:Ah, real motherfuckin' G's
:Ah, real motherfuckin' G's
:Ah, real motherfuckin' G's
:Ah, real motherfuckin' G's

[Verse 1: Eazy-E & Dresta]
:Ayo, Doctor, here's another proper track
:And it's fat, watch the sniper, time to pay the piper
:And let that real shit provoke
:See, you's a wannabe Loc and you'll get smoked and I hope
:That your fans understand when you talk about sprayin' me
:The same records that you makin' is payin' me
:Motherfuck Dre! Motherfuck Snoop! Motherfuck Death Row!
:Yo, and here comes my left blow
:'Cause I'm the E-A-Z-Y-E and this is the season
:To let the real motherfuckin' G's in
:You're like a kid, you found a pup, and now you're dapper
:But tell me, where the fuck you found an anorexic rapper?
:Talkin' 'bout who you gon' squabble with and who you shoot
:You're only sixty pounds when you're wet and wearin' boots
:Damn, E, they tried to fade you on Dre Day
:But Dre Day only meant Eazy's payday
:All of a sudden Dr. Dre is the G Thang
:But on his own album covers he was a she-thang
:So, nigga please, nigga please
:Don't step to these motherfuckin' real G's
:[Chorus: Eazy-E, The D.O.C. & Dr. Dre]
:Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless
:Yo, Dre! (What's up?)
:Boy, you should've known by now
:Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless
:Yo, Dre! (What's up?)
:Boy, you should've known—

[Verse 2: Dresta]
:Every day it's a new rapper claimin' to be dapper than the Dresta
:Softer than a bitch but portray the role of gangsta
:Ain't broke a law in your life
:Yet every time you rap you yap about the guns and knife
:Just take a good look at the nigga and you'll capture
:The fact that the bastard is simply just an actor
:Who mastered the bang and the slang and the mental
:Of niggas in Compton, Watts, and South Central
:Never ever once have you ran with the turf
:But yet in every verse claim you used to do the dirt
:But tell me, who's a witness to your fuckin' work?
:So you never had no business, so save the drama, jerk!
:Niggas straight kill me, knowin' that they pranksters
:This is goin' out to you studio gangstas
:See, I did dirt, put in work, and many niggas can vouch that
:So since I got stripes, I got the right to rap about that
:But niggas like you, I gotta hate ya
:'Cause I'm just tired of suburbia niggas
:Talkin' about they come from projects
:Knowin' you ain't seen the parts of the streets, G
:Think you started tryna bang around the time of the peace treaty
:Wearin' khakis and mob while you rhyme
:Little fag tried to sag, but you're floodin' at the same time
:And your set don't accept ya; scared to kick it with your homies
:'Cause you know they don't respect ya
:So, nigga please, check nuts
:Before you step to these motherfuckin' real G's
:You might also like
:Fuck Wit Dre Day (And Everybody’s Celebratin’)
:Dr. Dre

[Verse 3: B.G. Knocc Out]
:Well, it's the Knocc Out, definition "Original baby gangsta"
:Approach me like you hard, motherfucker, I'ma bank ya
:Shank ya, with my fuckin' shank, if I have to
:Dr. Dre and Snoop Doggy Dogg are fuckin' actors
:Pranksters, studio gangstas, busters
:But this time you're dealin' with some real motherfuckers
:G's, nigga please, don't try to step
:'Cause if you do, then a peeled cap is all that would be left
:See, young niggas like me will break you off somethin'
:Claimin' my city — but Dre, you ain't from Compton
:Niggas like y'all is what I call wannabes
:And ain't shit compared to real motherfuckin' G's

[Chorus: Eazy-E, The D.O.C. & Dr. Dre]
:Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless
:Yo, Dre! (What's up?)

[Verse 4: Eazy-E]
:I never met a O.G. who never did shit wrong
:You tried to diss the Eazy-E, so now, nigga, it's on
:You and your Doggy Dogg think that y'all hoggin' shit
:Both of you bitches can come and suck my doggy dick
:Beatin' up a bitch don't make you shit, but then again
:Some niggas think it makes a man
:Damn, it's a trip how a nigga could switch so quick
:From wearin' lipstick to smokin' on chronic at picnics
:And now you think you're bigger
:But to me you ain't nothin' but a bitch-ass nigga
:That ain't worth a food stamp
:And at Death Row, I hear you gettin' treated like bootcamp
:Gotta follow your sergeant's directions
:Or get your ass pumped with the Smith & Wesson
:Learn a lesson from the Eaze
:Stay in your place and don't step to real motherfuckin' G's

[Chorus: Eazy-E, The D.O.C. & Dr. Dre]
:Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless
:Yo, Dre! (What's up?)
:Boy, you should've known by now
:Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless
:Yo, Dre! (What's up?)
:Boy, you should've known by now
:Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless
:Yo, Dre! (What's up?)
:Boy, you should've known by now
:Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless
:Yo, Dre! (What's up?)
:Boy, you should've known by now
:Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless
:Yo, Dre! (What's up?)
:Boy, you should've known by now
:Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless
:Yo, Dre! (What's up?)
:Boy, you should've known by now
:Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless
:Yo, Dre! (What's up?)
:Boy, you should've known by now
:Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless
:Yo, Dre! (What's up?)
:Boy, you should've known by now
:Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless
:Yo, Dre! (What's up?)
:Boy, you should've known by now
:Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless
:Yo, Dre! (What's up?)
:Boy, you should've known by now
:Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless
:Yo, Dre! (What's up?)
:Boy, you should've known by now

[Outro: Eazy-E, The D.O.C. & Dr. Dre]
:Stop him in his tracks, show him that I am Ruthless
:Yo, Dre! (What's up?)
:Boy, you should've known by now: Eazy Duz It

==Eugenics==
21:44 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:One way or the other bad brother and that was easy to the motherfucker. And that was Doug Doug's not really into Negros. You know, that was fun. Yeah, you don't really like rap there, either. "N" is for "Negro". We'll talk about that later. You know, I live with a Negro family. Ok. Eugenics. Doug at dysgenics.com . Doug is the king dysgenics guy there, or no, he’s the Overlord. I’m sorry. Overlord@Dysgenics.com is his email. Amy’s here with us. WhoreOfHorror. I’m Shane. Many websites. EvilNow, ThreeRingRadio, etcetera, etcetera. We are doing an ABC’s of the alphabet, and it’s an impromptu type of talk radio show, and the only thing that we’re starting off with is a letter, and we just go at it, and the first thing that comes to our mind, we rap about. So Doug had brought up eugenics.

22:57 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Yeah, eugenics. Right right, right, right. No, no, no. Eugenics is the practice of proper breeding to produce a better gene pool, and a lot of people try to say that it doesn’t work, and that you can’t breed people better because of too many variables or anything else, but everybody knows through common sense that’s a bunch of shit because we’ve seen horse breeders, we’ve seen animal breeders, we’ve seen everything else. I mean, people give a shit about the papers when they get their dog. People give a shit about those things because they know it works. We know there’s facts of heredity. We know that smart people can have a stupid kid, and you know, stupid people can sometimes have a smart kid, but that’s called deviation from the mean, and it’s not uncommon. That happens, but nonetheless, I feel there should be a eugenics policy, or at least something to curb it’s opposite, which is dysgenics, which is producing inferior breeds through, like fetal alcohol syndrome, or crack babies, or whatever. We shouldn’t promote that, and often people will ask me, you know...

24:08 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Oh really? Lots of people ask professor Doug. “Oh, people will ask me...”

24:11 '''Doug Misicko'''
:People will often ask me “How can you promote an idea like eugenics? Who is qualified... Who’s going to decide who is qualified to have a kid, and who’s not?” You know? And I always tell them that I would be happy to decide. I would be happy to put up some kind of standardized test, like driving a fucking car, Y’know?

24:33 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:So you would decide?

24:35 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Why not?

25:36 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Why? Why is the real question.

24:38 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Well, I think there’s a certain set of rules...

24:40 '''Shane Bugbee '''
:Are you a painter? Do you make twelve thousand dollars a year?

24:42 '''Doug Misicko'''
:We’re gonna get to that. We’re gonna get to that on "G".

24:46 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:What are your qualifications, sir?

24:47 '''Doug Misicko'''
:Right, right. My qualifications is that if nobody else is willing to decide, I will!

24:51 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:*laughs* Doug, I think this is why we like you.

24:54 '''Doug Misicko'''
:That’s right.

24:55 '''Shane Bugbee'''
:Doug, I think this might be why we like you. It’s not just your quirky look.

'''Amy Bugbee '''25:07
:It's kind of an E word. I-

'''Shane Bugbee '''25:10
:Oh, wait, we've only got five minutes left. That's a start. You know, Doug almost told me last night. He's like, I go. So we started talking he started talking about I'm sorry to interrupt your eugenics. Doug has one eye got a no joke.

'''Doug Misicko '''25:24
:Oh my god, I got two fucking eyes and one's mangled and scarred. And that's it.

'''Shane Bugbee '''25:29
:Okay. Okay, one doesn't quite work, right? It's not

'''Doug Misicko '''25:32
:like I got one in the center of my head.

'''Shane Bugbee '''25:39
:You're fucking wonderful. That's great. You're right. He has one broken eye. And the other night we're talking about college, but then he tells me he's to smoke some weed to help out with design. It was a good medicine help. We felt that right away went right to the spot. And you know, he felt not as fucked up as pills. And I said, so we're talking about I said, what? I don't understand what happened here. I really I wasn't asking what happened and I don't understand how this weed helped. I want to know what did you have cancer? The eye is the you know, poked out. You know, he's like, I don't talk about that. I don't tell anyone that. I'm like well, you're talking talking about you got them. I man you're talking about smoking weed for your bed. I said what's wrong? And I say why? You got bum eye? You know, like, oh, man, My knee hurts. How do you get a bum knee? How can you tell the weather with your bad knee? You know, someone's fucking broke my knee and a horse. Dog won't talk about as I come on, dog.

'''Doug Misicko '''26:36
:I told you it's an injury. What kind of situation it doesn't. Oh, look, I don't tell you. I'm gonna tell whoever the fox listening. I mean, come on. Dad. It was an accident. I didn't you I didn't I've never even told my main

'''Shane Bugbee '''26:51
:kids a fuck man yet. I'll tell you made a lot of things. Start talking

'''Doug Misicko '''26:55
:about that. No, no, no. Carry on.

'''Shane Bugbee '''26:59
:No, really? Well, what's the big deal though? Really? Why is it so personal? It just wanted things. I don't know.

'''Amy Bugbee '''27:06
:I don't I don't know. Something really embarrassing.

'''Shane Bugbee '''27:09
:Yeah, like so I got it. If somebody somebody who's running with scissors, right? It's got to be somewhere he would be Pat failing his own eugenics test. It's one of those things where Okay, dude, if I tell you this, I would be put in the oven man. My own oven. My test. I failed. This is there you have all the qualifications to do the eugenics test now, because you failed your own test at some point.

'''Doug Misicko '''27:34
:I'm not that's not true.

'''Shane Bugbee '''27:35
:Did you stick your own electrical socket?

'''Doug Misicko '''27:39
:Put my fucking eye in there. Yeah, there's your reason. I used to stick my eye on everything.

'''Shane Bugbee '''27:47
:Now the dogs are cool, straight shooter and he's a cool guy no matter what.

'''Amy Bugbee '''27:52
:Well, you know, did you ever hear about the one eyed prostitute and at the Everly club in Chicago? She had a glass eye and she would take it out so men could do the No way. Yeah, this was in like the 1880s this is

'''Shane Bugbee '''28:09
:well documented. This isn't what Amy's stories were you don't know whether to believe or not until you get to know her and, and you've seen the blood on Amy's hands up to her elbows. This is a real story.

'''Amy Bugbee '''28:19
:Wow, this club was run by the release. I've heard of the Everly club man. Yeah, they had a one eyed prostitute there.

'''Shane Bugbee '''28:26
:So Doug, we've got a job for you. Is that what happened?

'''Amy Bugbee '''28:28
:Are you a descendant?

'''Doug Misicko '''28:30
:I can't take my eye out. I don't have a glass. I got my original parts.

'''Amy Bugbee '''28:35
:But you have a detached retina right.

'''Doug Misicko '''28:38
:I had a detached eye it's detached a few times. And they had to cut out scarring and all that other shit.

'''Shane Bugbee '''28:43
:I think you hit the scissor on the point. Amy when you said he asked me something so fucking stupid. He doesn't want to admit it. And he was experimenting on myself. I can make my brown eyes blue.

'''Doug Misicko '''28:58
:The knitting needle was so beautiful. I want to look closer. Right

'''Shane Bugbee '''29:05
:you know we got great. Two minutes let's come up with all the reasons

'''Doug Misicko '''29:11
:let's go on to another ie you got evil now at the beach Oh yes, the guy from that comic that was from there from like the gift box comic

'''Shane Bugbee '''29:31
:his brother over breadsticks? Is that a good one is I like the I in the electrical socket. Dog is about storm out of

'''Doug Misicko '''29:43
:the fucking knife.

'''Amy Bugbee '''29:44
:Well there's eyelash curler No,

'''Shane Bugbee '''29:45
:it's fucked up is the next one is F so I fear what Doug does with fat now. I'm setting the stage for fucking ritual abuse. Go ahead, Amy. Talk to talk to God.

'''Doug Misicko '''29:59
:Ciao. Talk to me. Don't talk to me talk. Talk amongst yourselves. For feelings.

'''Shane Bugbee '''30:11
:I think we lost a friend. All right, this is the ABCs of the alphabet or something like that. We're just bringing up a letter and talk about stories. That

=Letter F=
'''Unknown Speaker '''00:00
:A C D E F, G, H, I J, K L M N O P, Q R S and T U V, W X and Y and Z. I just said my ABCs now it's your turn. Follow me A B C D E F G, H I J K L M N O P, Q R S and T. V double we do X and Y and Z have had be all our way now we learn ABC

'''Unknown Speaker '''01:00
:now

'''Unknown Speaker '''01:07
:see

'''Shane Bugbee '''01:21
:hey everybody yeah maybe sees I can't sell can remember what you said before Phil. Hey, F Ron f this this show Ron f we just finished up with I were on F and E Oh, I guess it was an I want to slip Okay, we just we just finished up with the letter E. And now we're on AF. And this is a show what it's like a talk show but the only subject we have here we just start off with the letter we tell us the first thing that comes to our mind dead here I'm dead. We're gonna end the show with fat Oh God, I am fat. Okay, yeah, so we can start with F they're fat I have so we started the last show was pretty fun. We started with talking about a bunch of things and we just pick things to talk about. On e Doug had spoke about eugenics and he brought up at game for me to talk about was good conversation. Ami AF What do you have for f i have i have my man Farrakhan fat Of course, that's, that's my middle name. Fucked up. I like to get and failure. Right next to fucked up. You know, I like to get fucked up and it makes me a failure sometimes. Amy, what do you have for Eph? I have fuck too. But that's just you know, I don't want I again, I don't want to be cursed by Doug's brother. Or maybe we can get him on the phone for a couple of these shows. Because he's just gonna sit there. Very typical. Very typical. Not surprising. I think we have to introduce the audience to your brother. Now. You think Oh, come on the dog.

'''Doug Misicko '''03:27
:I don't want to have his number on me.

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:29
:Can you call your dad?

'''Doug Misicko '''03:30
:He doesn't have his number was two don't talk. Oh,

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:34
:I'm sorry. That's sorry. How about your mom?

'''Doug Misicko '''03:38
:My brother doesn't talk my parents.

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:40
:Right on I like your brother. I don't I didn't talk to my parents for 16 years. Feud, feud Family Feud. Doug Come on. Give us a story. No, okay. Doug's like leave me alone. Buck You fatty dog my Mr. Nice Oh

'''Doug Misicko '''03:58
:no, no no the private shit and there's no reason very closed individual

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:08
:Well, we were talking about anal I forget what was it no Dirty Sanchez. Okay, forget. That was a couple shows ago.

'''Doug Misicko '''04:14
:Well, I was wondering about felting

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:16
:how beautiful you do have the ABCs of filth on your mind, bro.

'''Doug Misicko '''04:20
:No, I know but no, but well felting we I gotta clarify what what exactly felting Saltine

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:26
:is taking a straw and sucking the come out of an orifice. All right, isn't that?

'''Amy Bugbee '''04:33
:I don't know. What is the

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:35
:Feldstein is it was it started in the gay community what at least what they rumored is and you would come inside the ass and then you would take a straw and suck that come out.

'''Doug Misicko '''04:46
:That well. I think it also applies to there's a vaginal vouching right, but that's where it started.

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:51
:That was the origins of the joke. The felts joke, but sure. Now that's a big deal in porn. Oh, no, they do do a lot of that. Yeah, very erotic.

'''Doug Misicko '''05:00
:All right, it's big turnout and people.

'''Shane Bugbee '''05:03
:It's not just the ask though it's also vagina. Oh, there was a great thing clerks really talked about snowballing. Remember, they kept talking about snowball, and they were like, what's a snowball? It's like, oh, when a girl gives you a blow job, she she takes a load in her mouth and she spits it back in your mouth. It's something like that. They're like, oh, did you've done that? You know, it's it wasn't clerks. It was a funny scene, but reminds me of Falchion Have you ever been pretty bad? rubenfeld watched?

'''Doug Misicko '''05:31
:No, no, you I got snowball to on winning unwittingly. I'd have to punch the bitch.

'''Shane Bugbee '''05:37
:Really? You make them brush their teeth afterwards? They don't make an out if they had your dick in their mouth,

'''Doug Misicko '''05:42
:right? Listerine first.

'''Shane Bugbee '''05:44
:Really? Yeah.

'''Doug Misicko '''05:45
:I'm one of those dudes though. Like soon as I'm done I'll I'll wash off first you know what I mean? But you're washing your dishes

'''Shane Bugbee '''05:51
:in the sink. Your dad comes in grabs you by the head and says song that was that we watched the movie the other night bullying that was in the scene. We thought it was we didn't understand was the father raping him loving him? What? What was being implied? Yeah, he's washing his dick in the sink. His dad comes in and says Son, I haven't electronics dough for you and grabs him by the face anyway. So if you've ever been challenged,

'''Doug Misicko '''06:13
:known or you felt fear Felcher I'm neither if you want to be

'''Shane Bugbee '''06:17
:above if you are in prison, and you really had no choice. What would you pick?

'''Doug Misicko '''06:21
:Now? Somebody be sucking to come out of me.

'''Shane Bugbee '''06:24
:I see. Yes, Bucky? Yes, fucker.

'''Doug Misicko '''06:28
:Oh, well, I guess you're right there

'''Shane Bugbee '''06:32
:you are the Ask Bucky. But uh, you admitted it. Well, no,

'''Doug Misicko '''06:35
:I'm assuming you'd have to suck my own come out. They'd have to have a straw my urethra I guess.

'''Shane Bugbee '''06:40
:Well, that's a whole new fucking Yeah. All right. All right. Well, folgen any other apps there?

'''Doug Misicko '''06:45
:fisting.

'''Shane Bugbee '''06:46
:Oh, God you are what happened is that the pins, the pins to achieve misting. We went over butter 50. Now Amy's a professional butter Pfister. Anyone would like to apply to be fisted? Male or female? I'm sure Amy will just stick a fist in any of you. Horror horror.com You could put in an application. Did we all introduce each other this time? I don't think we did here it could be this is Doug. He runs a website called this Genex and it hasn't been run since 1988. There's cobwebs on it. And you when you go to there. It's funny. You'll see these the only thing he's done his brother put up these HTML style tumbleweeds a blog. It's really modern flash flash of tumbleweeds rolling. And Amy does horror horror.com A fabulous horror writer and lovely wife and a mother of my many books and dogs. You know, it's a wonderful life we have here and I'm Shane evil now.com Among other things, Michael my content feiyr.com And so there's our introductions. Amy What do you have for us? Not much good. Not much good.

'''Amy Bugbee '''07:54
:I have something I can't read my writing. I don't remember what it meant. Fat food force fiends fuck factories fist fire and fill.

'''Shane Bugbee '''08:05
:Boy I love that right in a row keep saying that. I'm gonna take my pants off what was the force? Or forced the D or force

'''Amy Bugbee '''08:12
:you know I just put force but forced either are.

'''Shane Bugbee '''08:16
:I like that when forced force?

'''Doug Misicko '''08:19
:What about fire on

==Fire==
'''Shane Bugbee '''08:21
:fire. Your father was a fireman. That's great. We were talking a little bit about crispy critters. When we talk see that talk to us about being the daughter of a fireman. I know being the husband of the daughter of a fireman has been a pretty creepy experience. Just to hear some of her stories growing up listening every morning at the breakfast table listening about how her father took burned baby's dead people out of buildings. That's what she grew up on. Amy got any stories like height why your dad quit the fire department. He just told us that really emotional story. And it was it was something a little touching. Well, he

'''Amy Bugbee '''08:58
:was eligible for retirement for a while, but he kept staying on and what finally made him quit was he had gone to an early morning fire because firemen work 24 hours at a time so he would start work at like eight in the morning and get off eight the next morning. So I guess early the morning before his shift ended, there was a fire in this apartment. He went there. And the police were there and the mother this woman was there and she said that she couldn't find her daughter that there was a fire in the closet but the policeman had looked in the closet and didn't see any children. The mother had looked in the closet said she didn't see any children. A couple other firemen had gone in to look for and didn't see her and I mean it's a closet you know, you would think it would be really easy to find child in a burns closet but in fires you know, nothing is as it seems and there's smoke and stuff like that. So my dad went in and looked around and carried the little girl out out. And of course she was dead. And he put in his retirement papers that day and move to Minnesota shortly thereafter. And read in a newspaper article a few years later that this woman had had another baby and done the exact same thing. So the little girl hadn't started the fire like they had thought. The mother had put the kid in there and lit the closet on fire to get rid of her and she did it to another child a few years later. Oh, fuck

10:27 '''Doug Misicko '''
:See, and she’s probably had ten more kids. That’s what I’m talking about with eugenics. Fucking people should be sterilized.

'''Shane Bugbee '''10:35
:you felt in fisting fuck Wow, that's That's fucked up. For sure. That's a look at fucked up for sure. Wow, that's that's crazy that she went on to start keep killing like that. That's that's. That's sad. What do you think after all those times of your father carrying out babies? I wanted to ask him this, but I couldn't because he seemed to be really upset by that. Sorry. I wanted to ask him what was different about that one than the others? What do you think it was just too old and sick? I've seen it too many years doing that? Well, yeah,

'''Amy Bugbee '''11:04
:I think it was just the straw that broke the camel's back. I mean, my dad, you know, before I go to school, my dad would come home from work and talk about stuff that had happened. And, you know, there were just so many stories like that there was one where they went into an apartment, like a Garrett apartment, you know, an attic apartment that had burned and the guy and his children couldn't get out because they had put the refrigerator in front of the back door. And so they didn't they didn't know anyone was home in the apartment. And my dad at the time was a lieutenant. And they're the first ones up the ladder. That's that's the promotion you get after driving the fire truck. He gets to be the first guy into the burning place. Wonderful. And so he went up in there and no one told them that there was anybody in there and so he was walking around and kicking toys and debris and he kicked some dolls out of the way and realized that they weren't dolls that they were children. And it ended up being seven kids and their father all in the apartment dad

'''Shane Bugbee '''12:12
:walked up F our letter for this week. Thanks, Amy. Sure.

'''Amy Bugbee '''12:17
:Well, that goes even beyond his own injuries and being airlifted to hospitals and helicopters and stuff like that. And

'''Doug Misicko '''12:23
:this is a great Father's Day story.

'''Shane Bugbee '''12:25
:Father F we're on the letter F we're doing a show. This is I'm Shane. Amy dug one funny part to end the fire fireman stuff on a rather funny note. F funny sort of I mean, we watched this movie Backdraft once and I watched it with Amy's former first dating or maybe when we're first married. I don't know.

'''Amy Bugbee '''12:46
:We were first dating. Okay, and

'''Shane Bugbee '''12:51
:the firemen are all smoking in the movie. And I'm like God, what the fuck is this? You know, and Amy's like, Oh no, that's true. Every fireman smokes, they smoke like fucking fiends. And all of a sudden Amy pulls out this picture of her old man. Her father F and he's coming out of a fucking hole burn hole in the floor smoke rising from the floor. Girl, you know, wood on fire in the background. And he's fucking smoking a cigarette. still burning building around of smoke everywhere smoking a big fucking cigarette. And you know, he had confirmed that they all firemen smoke crazy. Crazy man crazy. Maybe

'''Doug Misicko '''13:29
:they're all secretly have some kind of arson fetish too.

'''Amy Bugbee '''13:32
:A lot of them do. A lot of them are ours.

'''Doug Misicko '''13:34
:I think that was part of the profile for like, you know, serial arsonist, they think well, you know, I think they do a profile. It says well, he's probably a fireman. You know,

'''Shane Bugbee '''13:44
:they're I'm gonna tell her to let you in on some maybe Amy will make me edit this out of the show. But you fuck with the fuck with Amy or anyone in our family. All of a sudden something starts on fire. And that's your house? And then ain't no joke, so I ain't saying nothing else but a couple people that have fucked with the stock he's all of a sudden the ship burned down.

'''Amy Bugbee '''14:03
:Hey, no last names. We'll bleep

'''Shane Bugbee '''14:07
:that out that fuck with Amen. And you know, whatever. They can't prove nothing then ain't going to know it's old old news. Some

'''Amy Bugbee '''14:16
:of the firemen My dad worked with when I tell him for victims for arson.

'''Shane Bugbee '''14:22
:Yeah, so arson airbags, for sure fire bugs. If you know what after we play an F song here. I want to talk about food and fat these are something I'm obsessed with. I'm big fat, lard ass. And I we talked about addiction A and one of the things that I have not an addiction but as a definitely comfort. I found is stuffing food in my fat face all starting with the letter F so fuck you. I've grown you know. You know what I have enjoyed eating though and I enjoy food and I gotta tell you I've got a really expensive bag on my fucking stomach character. bag of fat. I have to say I've got about 100 grand and fat because I eat prime rib I eat some good you know filets I Sam and you know really good meat a good food I don't just I could appreciate fast food but I don't eat a lot of garbage food like that. You know shit food. I make a lot of food at home. I'm trying to teach Doug you know to be a man you have to know how to cook. Police a chicken base something I mean, he's a vegetarian. He's going to eat barks

'''Doug Misicko '''15:30
:Yeah, I hardly ever even use the microwave. fields that the natural interface Oh, oh fields of Nephilim are Faith No More.

'''Shane Bugbee '''15:42
:Ouch. That's a hard one. Faith No More is very cool. But fields in the Nephilim I say we stick that one in. Have you ever heard them? I don't know. What. Oh, way playing that fucking old school Faith No More. Oh, no. Here we go. Yeah. Fuck, Chuck. We know the deal. Who's producing

'''Doug Misicko '''16:02
:mic Ben?

'''Shane Bugbee '''16:04
:Oh, I just turned my own mic down and that my friend is a sin. I gotta figure out

'''Amy Bugbee '''16:09
:how to so if it was Mike, Pat and face no more had been on there. No problem. No, I wouldn't

'''Shane Bugbee '''16:13
:put fields enough on I have a great. I have a great respect for fields of the Nephilim not only because, anytime when we were dating, we used to fool around to build the Nephilim so I like that song eight. I like fields in that form. I think they're a significant bend culturally. You read about them in interviews plenty. I mean, Amy turned me on to them. And like I said they bring give me a sort of a pudgy because we always fooled around with your date and listen in the fields of the Nephilim so I think that was Amy's fuck music. Let me tell I think when she got you into a web, the fuck music came on. It was fields of the Nephilim I dig it though. But I think they were culturally significant because I'd read about them in articles about punk rock bands and death metal bands and black metal bands and gothic bands and industrial bands. And they all brought up fields of the Nephilim and this what's the gentleman's name that runs the band?

'''Amy Bugbee '''17:05
:Carl McCoy

'''Shane Bugbee '''17:06
:McCoy, what's on my pointer

'''Amy Bugbee '''17:08
:number eight for her light

'''Shane Bugbee '''17:12
:oh look at you for her light.

'''Unknown Speaker '''17:15
:Right

=Letter G=
'''Unknown Speaker '''00:00
:D F, G, H, I J, K, L M N O P, Q, R S and T U V, W x, n, Y and Z. I've just said my ABCs now, it's your turn. Follow me. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I J, K, L, M, N, q, r s and t, v, w, x and y and z have had V all our way. Now we learn a, b c

'''Unknown Speaker '''00:58
:now we

'''Shane Bugbee '''01:05
:see Don't fucking Hey, Doug. Yeah, we're on now. And we're doing the letter G right now.

'''Doug Misicko '''01:21
:Okay. Yeah, you could sip your soda pop, when?

'''Shane Bugbee '''01:26
:So what we started last night. You know, we're doing this in a couple of days. Oh, that microphones. And what we're doing is a half hour talk show. And it's the only I always say is what we call this yester, the ABCs of hate or filth and the alphabet show and it's basically a half hour talk show. The only thing we're going to start with is the letters of the alphabet. So we did A through F, yesterday. And we're going to do G through Z tonight. And we do a half hour we just say the letter and the first thing that comes to our mind when we say the letter G we start talking about and trying to tell stories and trying to tell stories. Well, we're gonna have to so we're on the letter G. And here comes Amy, she's late. Amy,

'''Doug Misicko '''02:20
:Lee G to G for I don't know, for Gary, Indiana.

'''Shane Bugbee '''02:24
:Gary, Indiana. Holy fuck the shittiest shithole. Michael Jackson's shithole. And I don't mean the fun shithole. Amy knows all about Gary.

'''Amy Bugbee '''02:37
:It's party spot. Real good place.

'''Shane Bugbee '''02:39
:Yeah. You know, we live we live right down the block from Gary. And I mean, like little 15 minutes from the murder capital of the United States. Detroit thinks they have that title. But Gary's taken that over and exceeded and that's full of steel mills, old steel mills closed down steel mills,

'''Amy Bugbee '''03:00
:and whole cities of steel mills.

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:03
:Do some talk and Amy, tell us about Gary. Gary's your GE.

'''Amy Bugbee '''03:07
:Is that my GE.

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:09
:You'd have a story about it. What else do we have for GE last night? Oh, yeah. Last night, we started to find my notes here. We started just by saying letter. You know, we started talking about what we had down for the GS or whatever. What do you have down Amy? Anything? I've got I know I had G spot down. But Amy?

'''Amy Bugbee '''03:28
:Yes. Gag gaggle. I don't know

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:31
:Amy will attest to that. I've never found the g spot so.

'''Amy Bugbee '''03:35
:Oh, that's not true.

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:37
:If I found it, course, really? Of course.

'''Amy Bugbee '''03:41
:You'd still be married. Come on.

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:47
:If I found it or not,

'''Doug Misicko '''03:48
:you told me you should be told these things. You know, I've

'''Amy Bugbee '''03:51
:talked about it in detail. I thought we did. Haven't we?

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:57
:Did I have a glazed doughnut around my face?

'''Amy Bugbee '''04:00
:Maybe.

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:02
:Maybe? I see you smoke some weed a me without me. And what is that with green? G smoke the green? My dad?

'''Doug Misicko '''04:14
:Gregory Reed. Oh, Gregory

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:16
:Reed. We pray we do we have his phone number.

'''Doug Misicko '''04:20
:Oh shit. Yeah, we do. Yeah, I do.

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:22
:Let's Let's call him real quick. Amy.

'''Doug Misicko '''04:24
:Let me explain who Gregory is. Well then explain. Gregory is a self appointed expert in a cult crime. fuckface Yeah, he claims that there's a satanic cabal will start dialing murdering 1000s That year, second one there. And we call them the other day and we're calling them on his bullshit. He's saying there's a body pile being hidden by Satanists somewhere in Colorado. And we asked him for the location because we said we'd be glad you might. You might want to start 67 Because we call remember we He called him the other day. Anyways, they're gonna give him a call pretty soon. But he claimed also to have a 15,000 page dossier chronicling the crimes of the suppose it Satanists this satanic cartel, as he called it, and we call his bluff. We told him to fax it over to us. We told him to tell us where the place is in Colorado. We told him we were doing a story. We basically ripped him apart. Now Amy is going to do the follow up call. Yes, it's Gregory. Remember.

'''Amy Bugbee '''05:32
:You guys didn't prepare? You're doing

'''Doug Misicko '''05:34
:the fact checking. We claim he's a he's a pedophile. No, I have reached the number of Dr. Greg Reed with RCC see himself a doctor. He's not a doctor, and we found out he's a painter.

'''Amy Bugbee '''05:54
:Thank you. message is for Mr. Reed. My name is Amy Stuckey on. Location, my number is 219931.

'''Shane Bugbee '''06:13
:Okay. I couldn't even hear that. No, I can't hear anything that you're saying. Hello. Alright, keep talking please, dog?

'''Doug Misicko '''06:23
:No. Well, anyways, what Amy was going to do is try to call Gregor Reid and claim that we had turned in an article about him that wasn't very complimentary, and we're gonna see what his follow up response was to her follow up questions. As to our accusations of pedophilia and all the rest and ignoble behavior and lying. Which I feel very strongly. Here's what he has done.

'''Shane Bugbee '''06:51
:Hey, Gregory Reid. It was fun talking to him. And when you hear the show that we did I get to what's wrong, Doug? I know.

'''Doug Misicko '''07:02
:I'm lost without it.

'''Shane Bugbee '''07:06
:There's no pad. It sounds good flying out your head.

'''Amy Bugbee '''07:12
:Is that a good sound? Yeah, it's

'''Shane Bugbee '''07:14
:it sound good. Gregory read them. It was cool. Well, we got him on the phone. I was asking him genuine questions. And he kept saying I can tell by your tone, where this is going. And I had no tone really. It was his own bullshit that Doug is whole. When you hear this interview, though. We played a little bit of it earlier. But when you hear it, it's funny because he, it he He lets us know that he's a painter. And he's a youth counselor. And I want to know why the cops would hire him to do any kind of occult investigation. So I asked him his top top five or 10 books that that he had gotten his education from because he said he didn't go to school for it. It's you and he's a doctor. Yeah, according to his daughter and he couldn't even name off one book. It was really funny. No,

'''Doug Misicko '''08:00
:well, you named two after you really pressed him on it when he claimed there were hundreds and one he mentioned we had already mentioned is being bonk and another one was just a common book called bookshop staple called Black Magic by Kevin dish, which really doesn't tell you anything about a satanic cartel. Gregory reads

'''Shane Bugbee '''08:20
:barely a G so let's get on with the G for garbage. Anything else? Come on? It's boring. GGL and GGL. And now that's exciting. Fucking Doug's the guy who suggest door for D and Gregory read for G Gregory Reed being boring and falling asleep here. GGL and that's cool. Where's my jeep? Did we ever find a Ggm city? No, we

'''Amy Bugbee '''08:42
:never did. We found the case but it was empty.

'''Shane Bugbee '''08:48
:And I guess that's my fault.

'''Amy Bugbee '''08:51
:It's just one of those things that happens.

'''Doug Misicko '''08:53
:Maybe we can just throw shit at each other.

'''Shane Bugbee '''08:55
:I like that men are being dip in pretended ship. Yeah, go get the beans. Yeah, well, gee, Jalen was great. I did the GGL and I got a G. Jalen story.

'''Amy Bugbee '''09:06
:You have a good GG Allen storage one about when you used to write to him and talk to him. Yeah, so I used

'''Shane Bugbee '''09:12
:to write to GGL and longtime guys through a zine and GGL and we are corresponding before he went to prison and after he went to prison you know when you're in prison you really looking for people to call and so he would call me collect all the time. When we talked for a long, long time and he did the his the ggsN manifesto, I think it's called G Jalan mission. He wrote that for me, it's circulated widely now but that was written for my zine naked aggression. Originally, the met his mission statement, and the one thing I remember about his phone calls, he'd always talk about his people. Fucking people. They don't want to get close to me they want to get the day you want to hang out and they get too close to the fire and they get fucking Burn, baby burn and I I just remembered that when he got out of prison, he invited me down to the show they had, he had a couple of shows in Chicago. He's like, hey, why don't you come down and you know, have some beers and hang out and I said, Dude, I'm not getting too close to the fire, man. It's good to him, right? Not at all. And later on, I had met a gentleman by the name of Mark facula, Hayner. And fabulous was real name, too. And he had toured with GGL and did a video did some video, Gigi Allen. And he talked about the time his it was funny, he thought, because why I hung out with GDLs. And then one time he got drunk in a hotel room, and he tried to rape me, and I go, Well, tell me about it. He's like, dude, he jumped on top. He's fucking beat my head. He's like, he was punching me really beat my ass and trying to get my pants off and eat his pants off. Ggm was naked with a hard on fuck and trying to rate Mark Haner and it was really fun. Like, what happened? Mark and he looked, he started you know, that time when you could tell someone's lying when they pivot their eyes, you know, they don't look in the eye marks like well, I got out of their course. I kicked him in the head and ran out of the room. To me, when I heard that story right away, I said, dude, penis touched hall or something like, like, I think there was more than I think his pants may have came down man and say actually raped him? Because he did follow through with the tour.

'''Doug Misicko '''11:13
:Oh,

'''Amy Bugbee '''11:14
:well, maybe you do, though. I mean, you know,

'''Doug Misicko '''11:16
:I don't think Gigi wasn't actually a big guy was he?

'''Amy Bugbee '''11:19
:I don't think Mark Haner was any

'''Shane Bugbee '''11:22
:crazy fucking skinny Fox like you got to worry about because they got nothing. They just go crazy. It's called retard strength.

'''Doug Misicko '''11:28
:All right, well, well, and I would I would obtain retard strength. Somebody's trying to rate me. Rob, wouldn't you? Fuck yeah.

'''Shane Bugbee '''11:36
:Right. So I think it's retired strength. I think GGL and had retired strength from the get go.

'''Doug Misicko '''11:41
:I guess so.

'''Amy Bugbee '''11:42
:I don't think Mark had retired strength.

'''Shane Bugbee '''11:45
:I think Mark had a confusion in his mind. I want this. But he is a hasn't showered for days. That's torn between two lovers.

'''Doug Misicko '''11:57
:Like a full it's all fun and games. Still somebody started throwing shit,

'''Shane Bugbee '''12:00
:or pokes their eye out.

'''Doug Misicko '''12:03
:So I'd never go to a GG show. We've already got one base covered.

'''Amy Bugbee '''12:08
:Here. All right. I remember him touring and thinking that might not be the show to attend.

'''Unknown Speaker '''12:14
:Oh, hell no.

'''Amy Bugbee '''12:15
:I found the Gege. Excellent.

'''Doug Misicko '''12:17
:Jalen. Or George or George Michael? Didn't the

'''Amy Bugbee '''12:23
:Secret Service visit you because of GG Allen?

'''Shane Bugbee '''12:27
:Story. That's why I asked which one I couldn't remember. Yeah. Okay. So I got the I Am. I'm one of the people that you can tell you've met. Okay, you met me over the radio here. But I got a visit from a secret service. And it was after GGL and wrote the mission statement for naked aggression. He had also come up with a single I think on the other one, but he has a single called kill the president. And it is it was like kill the president fuck the

'''Doug Misicko '''12:54
:pig. Hey, that's a it's quite a concept. Right? Right.

'''Shane Bugbee '''12:59
:He, he going to put the CD out real quick. He had this this the site. So I get this. He puts it out. I have a review of it magazine. And I think I was running an ad for him for the same day where the Secret Service is looking for GGL and right before he goes to prison, and they come to a house. I'm living at this little Italian lady's house, on our couch in the basement. And the secret service comes there to question me. And it was wild why it was really fucking scary man because they are like the Men in Black they had the black suits and the black glasses. And after they talked me for a while they understood I was just you know, kid, no harm, no foul. So the intimidation tactic stopped they laughed a little. And I'm like hey, that's really cool car and I'd ask him something to come on here and check out the trunk. It was like an intimidation tactic. A cop is trunk often and it's before home computers now I'm talking this is before the big home computer explosion This is what tech technology wasn't as it is now I wouldn't be so freaked out today had I've seen this there was literally a whole trunk full of computers and shit like that with like dot matrix printers paper you know paper the one off all TV I like TV screens in the middle and

'''Doug Misicko '''14:17
:like they're running an office from their trunk.

'''Shane Bugbee '''14:20
:Yeah, like they can run your fucking name you know and shit and get your whole fucking family burden that they had the shit right there and I was like, you know, it was it was it was there the tours that the tools will take you down right? But

'''Amy Bugbee '''14:34
:imagine now how much more advanced they are.

'''Doug Misicko '''14:37
:Well now you gotta make netic strip on your ID.

'''Amy Bugbee '''14:40
:I took a money order to a currency exchange and they took a picture of me like a retinal scan or something

'''Doug Misicko '''14:47
:that's fucked up because our IDs weren't even meant to be like National ID cards like they're used for now use but they're not you know, used to identify it was meant to be just a driver's license to license you to drive not to identify you Due to law enforcement

'''Amy Bugbee '''15:02
:it's really scary and it's a law not to carry one right. Some kind of identification.

'''Doug Misicko '''15:07
:Yeah I think so. I think I think in some states even if you're not the one driving you get pulled over you don't have any form of ID over a certain age I think they can screw with you I think they can pull you in and check you check I could be wrong but I mean, if I am wrong now I will not wrong for now.

'''Amy Bugbee '''15:29
:Stick around just like income that was supposed to be temporary. Income tax was supposed to be a temporary measure. That's right that when the

'''Doug Misicko '''15:44
:how do you feel about Greek openings?

'''Shane Bugbee '''15:47
:Are you talking about our film opening my Greek wedding? I loved it my Fat Greek Wedding I'm fat man. I love ask why Greek as an ass, but I know that I have Greek friends and they all say you got a Greek time that was malefactors of digging in each other's asses marriage and religious thought The fucker like mad. I think

'''Doug Misicko '''16:09
:that's what they're notorious for. They say a Greek person is somebody who believes in widening the circle their friends. What was the definition of a Greek person supposed to be somebody who believes in widening the circle their friends

'''Shane Bugbee '''16:26
:wide

'''Doug Misicko '''16:30
:gopher hole and ever hear it go for home again a gopher hole and it's like if you really got to take a shit real bad and it's just kind of peeking out. Or if you just kind of putting your head in a little bit, you know your gopher hole. Just a little bit, a little bit in the hole or a little bit out of the whole year gopher hole on

'''Shane Bugbee '''16:49
:the Urban Dictionary.

'''Amy Bugbee '''16:51
:And another of your entries in the urban dictionary. I

'''Doug Misicko '''16:54
:didn't in fact I haven't looked it up there.

'''Shane Bugbee '''16:56
:That's one of his accomplishments in life.

'''Amy Bugbee '''17:00
:Sunday 1000 years all your words will be in the regular dictionary.

'''Doug Misicko '''17:06
:It's true. Webster soon enough

'''Amy Bugbee '''17:09
:instead of Greek or Roman origin it will be dubbed

'''Doug Misicko '''17:16
:gastronomically? I don't know I don't have any anecdotes that are gastronomical.

'''Amy Bugbee '''17:26
:We're talking about baking soda. Baking soda whoever use baking soda and warm water,

'''Doug Misicko '''17:33
:warm water, warm water

'''Amy Bugbee '''17:37
:you mix a little baking soda in with some warm water like I said warm

'''Shane Bugbee '''17:47
:warm warm, warm southern

'''Doug Misicko '''17:51
:Gary Indiana accent

'''Shane Bugbee '''18:03
:but baking soda and warm water will help my gas like better than everything and you know who will agree with me on this. We hit it off famously after we said we both you guys talking to James

'''Doug Misicko '''18:16
:on the phone nobody noticed the a guest yesterday

'''Shane Bugbee '''18:22
:I did the James always brother had had we we got a lot of famous after we agreed that we use baking soda and warm water get rid of our gas

'''Doug Misicko '''18:30
:partners was that it was a common Yeah, it was a common linkage there, huh? That's why you talked to him for gastronomical advice.

'''Shane Bugbee '''18:38
:I do love getting advice from people like that but he was an old man he was a good was cool. He was uh he invited me to James always funeral. You know if I could have done anything that was the one thing I'd like to write down and regret not doing that because it's such short notice. When I heard he died I call his older brother in the funeral. Good to go to the guy accused of shooting because I really didn't think he was asked before.

'''Amy Bugbee '''19:03
:We're supposed to go down there like the week before he died. We had plans because Shane had been talking to his brother. And they had found common ground the baking soda and warm water use.

'''Shane Bugbee '''19:18
:For hours about me, I'm a special kind of guy and let's just talk about Gee,

'''Doug Misicko '''19:23
:are you brought up games or alrea? I know

'''Shane Bugbee '''19:25
:you I think really? Yes. I don't

'''Doug Misicko '''19:30
:know James Roy. Do you remember the story Amy

'''Shane Bugbee '''19:32
:brought up Gabe and she was looking at me. And I just didn't go that's it. Why do you why do you think gay guy?

'''Amy Bugbee '''19:40
:I don't know. It must be the club thing. Yeah. And the butterflies discussions, the

'''Shane Bugbee '''19:46
:butterflies discussion.

'''Doug Misicko '''19:47
:Do you know the story of James Earl Jones getting presented the plaque for like Black History Month

'''Shane Bugbee '''19:56
:you know, it was some guy

'''Doug Misicko '''19:58
:you know it was you know They said it was a mistake but somebody on his last day of the job was pissed his job or something was the good one. The nugget that's for bringing

'''Shane Bugbee '''20:12
:the fucking showdown

'''Amy Bugbee '''20:15
:cheating charge in the green.

'''Shane Bugbee '''20:19
:So you're more fuckable and I don't mean in the physical right? I could fuck with you more in your store. I see. Yeah, we want to play a song. Or we're not playing which would undress but we have a choice from here's some GGR and this is after CD freaks baguettes drunks and junkies my revenge Yeah, we can play my revenge. Dope money. Be my fucking whore. Suck my acid smells. dog shit. Wild writing

'''Amy Bugbee '''20:49
:place suck my acid smells and honor Abba. Mark gainers near

'''Shane Bugbee '''20:55
:me off all the songs. That's a good suck. My acid smells dodgy. But what I'm interested in, in playing actually is the one that number six is called Wild writing. I wonder what he's writing? I've never thought to play subgraphs it's mostly the obvious one but wild writing. Could you imagine Gigi talking about riding a horse or something?

'''Doug Misicko '''21:14
:He's riding Hayner maybe it's dedicated.

'''Shane Bugbee '''21:18
:Sleeping in my piss. And when we get to wetting the bed I'll talk about sleeping in my purse. Antisocial masturbator that was written for me. last in line for the gang bang also written for me die when you die, which is one of my favorite GGL ins. commit suicide. I'm not telling you to do that but it's a song. crash and burn. Outlaw scum fuck which is also one of my favorite GM sayings. Caroline and Sue Conte sucking cannibal Oh, here's another one that for one family 16 Family young little meat that works for you. That has all the age restrictions written down girls in every country you know if you go to Sweden you get 13 year olds legally correct is that after that I want to kill you and my bloody mutilation so what do we play? You want suck my ass and smell hating? Suck my acid smells Amy we want to hear

'''Amy Bugbee '''22:23
:I don't know you're the expert you're

'''Shane Bugbee '''22:25
:the DJ alright I'll do what I think we'll just go with the you know I'm gonna play a little bit of that. Here it sounds like while fighting just for a joke shits and grins as they say in Hammond.

'''Unknown Speaker '''23:33
:Everybody

'''Unknown Speaker '''23:42
:died everyone's afraid what happens

'''Unknown Speaker '''23:58
:want to talk about now he doesn't know that stuff knocking straight to

'''Unknown Speaker '''24:27
:the horse and I don't care. You can set what you want to say about

'''Unknown Speaker '''24:42
:the guy whiskey by the doubt Santa will get some nights and shale. So crunchy

'''Unknown Speaker '''25:06
:Everybody stop chronic

'''Unknown Speaker '''25:44
:GGL

'''Shane Bugbee '''25:52
:dug, pull your pants back up and quit your weapons ship

'''Doug Misicko '''25:57
:wasn't he put in his coffin with his pack in his hand?

'''Shane Bugbee '''26:00
:Yes. went out of style.

'''Doug Misicko '''26:05
:No, he went out puking on his. Are you choking on his own puke? Danny? Yeah. He was supposed to kill himself on stage. Oh,

'''Shane Bugbee '''26:15
:no, he had a heroin overdose vomit, you know all that stuff. Wow.

'''Doug Misicko '''26:21
:Heroin. Yeah. Okay,

'''Shane Bugbee '''26:23
:so why he left us all disappointment he didn't kill himself on Halloween on stage. He disappointed everyone. It was great.

'''Doug Misicko '''26:30
:Yeah, you know, I guess it still fits

'''Shane Bugbee '''26:33
:everything. Jesus you know Jesus Jesus, man. There's you can't fuck with him either. His philosophy is stage show nothing. That's what's wrong with the fucking youth of today. They have no GG Allen to look at what an extreme is some dude who punched cops in the face when we did the expo. All right. We're gonna end we have two minutes here. When we did the expo the extreme number two, we had a band play called bad luck. 13 right experience, experiment extravaganza. And they came out and they do like fake wrestling and hit each other with ball bats with nails and kill rats and all this shit on stage. Right? Well, because the cops were there. They decided to do this protest where they laid on the stage and act like they're asleep and and play. They didn't do their normal show because we had a lot of cops and stuff like that. And the guy came up to me EliteSingles Yo, this is sort of lame, dude. We expected to be able to do what we wanted. And I said, expected to do what you wanted. And I said isn't GGL and your big role model guy? And he goes yeah, and I go GGL would have said fuck off to these cops. He would have flunked shitting their face. The show lasted about 30 fucking seconds and there would have been a riot. And that's what GG down did and I booked people on the show like you to fucking kill cops to kill kids to smash the fucking venue down burn the place to the fucking ground. Dude. You should have brought guns out and started shooting. I don't give a fuck. Where was your GGL in spirit then motherfucker you laid down on your back like a bitch. The guy looked at me and he they're bigger dudes. And they're scary dudes. And they looked at me and they looked at their guard. They said, You know, you're right. And they knew I was right. And you're gonna say Gigi and your role model then you better fucking be ready to have a 32nd show. Because that's what Gigi Allen shows were they were fucking two minutes, man. They were 30 seconds. When he went to friendly situation when there were no cops. He's in a punk rock bar and he fucking to his show. They wouldn't last but two songs because he started throwing shit and the bounces were beating his ass and he's fighting them smashing bottles on their head. I mean, it was a riot man. He couldn't fucking play anywhere. Seattle was the shit. Quite literally. We have one minute left. So Geez government, fuck him. Burnham guns, government and guns. Exactly. And God, I have this great Malcolm X speech where he talks about it's the ballot or the bullet. It's the Year of an election is we need to vote with the ballot or we need to vote with the bullet. I think we need to vote with the bullet. And if this is Malcolm X speaking, of course, I do not endorse any kind of assassination attempt. Or any kind of Amy's gonna have to get us in trouble again. Right?

'''Amy Bugbee '''29:02
:I do. No, no, I learned my lesson.

'''Shane Bugbee '''29:05
:No, but this is coming from Malcolm X. You know, it's, I'm talking about history here. Okay, just quoting him quoting right. I could quote Doug Wright endorsing was quoted by quoted dog on what he says off the air. He'd get a visit from the Secret Service and I wouldn't be as special.

'''Doug Misicko '''29:20
:All right, I get more than a visit. My real beliefs were known. I think I'd get more than a visit. I wouldn't see what those beliefs are. But

'''Shane Bugbee '''29:29
:hey, we do know what we have. 15 seconds. I'm Shane evil now.com That's Doug from dis genex.com. And that's Amy from the horror of horror.com. Check us out and tune in next time for the letter H that's a good one. And oh, make sure the catch the letter. Tony, Spock you hey, go. So I'm going to count I'm gonna wait a minute, Amy while you do this. I'm gonna start the next one and it's just gonna do a Giving

=Letter H=
'''Unknown Speaker '''00:01
:Because you see, it's about a friend of mine. He's from Detroit. And I'm gonna tell you something about him. He's crazy. Why? If you dare him to do something he'll do it provided the money's right. Jesus Christ. I remember the time was in this pet store. We met him at Dollar. He wouldn't met the heads off on them little white rats. He did it. I said, Damn. What would you do for $2? He picked up two more and he beat the head off. Ah, one of them. I laughed so hard. I nearly threw. I said Jay, you the craziest bastard I've ever seen in my entire life. He said that so Kay I'm $3 richer to NAS all those important to him. Ale I remember one time at this party, and we dared him to pee in the Punchbowl. He did it. CJ can be a real ass Oh sometime. But it weren't no big deal to him. Because he could pee right on cue. Are you believing they ship? Cars if not you kiss my ass. I Guaran damn tee you is true

'''Unknown Speaker '''01:50
:remember one time we bet him he wouldn't make love to this girl that had VD for $10 He said hell if you double your money. I'll make love to her brother. He would have done it do except we didn't have $20 playing the six. Now why Jay did this year I'll never know. Because when it comes to getting poontang he got zero. This has been

'''Shane Bugbee '''02:25
:done, Doug. Amy, you're not going to be happy. When you hear what I played in front of this alphabet show. I play Jeff Foxworthy. The Redneck alphabet.

'''Doug Misicko '''02:38
:That man is not funny

'''Shane Bugbee '''02:40
:and it's really stupid. Oh really. But you know, that's what happens when you're downloading stuff and just put ABC at alphabet and then whatever. But this is the ABCs of the alphabet or the alphabet of ABCs or the ABCs of filth and or the alphabet show whatever we don't really have a name it's a concept and all our topic is all we do is start this half hour internet talk show with the a letter and this week or not this week but this show is the letter H don't look at my age his motherfucking jerky change your

'''Doug Misicko '''03:16
:cheater hot Carl

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:20
:god dude don't talk about my name on the weekends don't ever tell people that you call me I'm fucking Saturdays again. The you know the mics are on duck.

'''Doug Misicko '''03:29
:Okay, well there's right okay good well your stage now go away.

'''Amy Bugbee '''03:34
:Carl. Amy

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:37
:it's one Doug shaved my chest

'''Doug Misicko '''03:40
:all right actually there's debate as to what a proper hot Carl is

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:43
:what is a hot car and why are you all into the film stuff? Are you reading all my pins?

'''Doug Misicko '''03:48
:You do have a hot girl pin no I have holiday Sanchez

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:53
:it's like you're ripping off the idea that all your words from my own fucking pins and I don't like it

'''Doug Misicko '''03:57
:all right, go ahead. You talked about you talked about your hot Carl what is how do you give a hot Carl

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:03
:listen I am i Car know what is hot car

'''Doug Misicko '''04:07
:what hot Carl's a scat sex act it's got to do a shit

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:12
:with you dude.

'''Amy Bugbee '''04:13
:Is it when you eat too many hot

'''Doug Misicko '''04:14
:peppers. See that's the debate the debate is some people say it's it's when you put plastic wrap over somebody's face and then take a shit on it. Some people say that is in fact actually a Cleveland steamer. Or as other people say a hot Carl is is got. Anyway you caught it. Somebody's taking the shit on somebody else. Some people say it's when you break up with somebody.

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:36
:That's me pulling some weed out of a baggie. And then this is a letter H for Hi.

'''Doug Misicko '''04:41
:I'm sorry, Doug. Well, okay, you

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:43
:want to hit me? No, no getting mad interrupting you.

'''Doug Misicko '''04:46
:I am. It's here comes the hot Carl. Now it's when you other people say it's when you leave and you shit on somebody's belongings before you go. No, I'm leaving tomorrow. You know what The train leaves tomorrow.

'''Amy Bugbee '''05:04
:That's funny. I had someone shit on my windowsill one time in my apartment and no one would own up to it. They all blame the dog.

'''Shane Bugbee '''05:12
:You know, that's a story I'd never heard but you definitely had a hot car. Oh, poor form that you didn't Yeah.

'''Amy Bugbee '''05:18
:It just was sitting there in the windowsill and it was a second storey apartment. So

'''Shane Bugbee '''05:23
:that's that's hot. As Paris Hilton Nicole Richards say that's hot.

'''Doug Misicko '''05:27
:I should have neighbor's doorstep before really I lived in like this apartment complex one floor kind of thing. You know, separate buildings that I was working late night shifts and this person playing music very loud all day and I'd always beat on the wall. But they'd start early. They start at like 6am You know?

'''Shane Bugbee '''05:47
:I don't understand where you beat it on the wall just on a different time. Or did you be on a wall because they played well because they're playing music.

'''Amy Bugbee '''05:55
:Music

'''Shane Bugbee '''05:56
:I'd beat on the wall. It was a perfect relationship. Couple.

'''Doug Misicko '''06:01
:So one night, I really had to take a shit. So I just went over there and I showed on their doorstep and the loud music did stop I think they put two and two together. And what was funny is it was kind of hard

'''Shane Bugbee '''06:12
train horn rage. Horn. Right? You missed it.

'''Doug Misicko '''06:16
:It was kind of a busy street. You know, I was squatting there taking a shit and anybody could have driven by and

'''Amy Bugbee '''06:22
:saw tissue or anything.

'''Doug Misicko '''06:25
:I took a few with me and then I finished the job when I you know, I wasn't I guess I wasn't. I wasn't thinking clearly enough to stick the US tissue on the door. Also there would have been there would have been a distinct message to it. I should have written on him beforehand. Fuck you, you know and stuck them. Why did you deal with ah, we went from hot Karl.

'''Shane Bugbee '''06:46
:I know you keep reverting back to shit and assholes and I dug Carl dog I'm sending this CD to a psychologist and I'm gonna have analyze your fucking life. But you know what you hear this?

'''Doug Misicko '''06:56
:I don't need to be analyzed

'''Amy Bugbee '''06:58
:shit taught coming from a dog though who says he's never touched another person's butt or had his own touched.

'''Shane Bugbee '''07:05
:I'm sipping a cup of hot coffee hot. Ah, I know that's not the good age like hot Cairo but I'm having hot coffee. And I'm going to hear this. I'm going to try to get as high as Amy but I don't know if that can ever be achieved from the hookah from the hookah. Doug's disgusted from the hookah dug straight edge freaks dug straight and he just wants everyone to consume more and more until they all explode and fat bubble

'''Doug Misicko '''07:32
:dad like everybody getting higher on me. It's cool.

'''Shane Bugbee '''07:36
:Oh God, Jesus Christ. We missed that for gas where I would have

'''Amy Bugbee '''07:42
:was that a busted Daisy? We learned yesterday.

'''Shane Bugbee '''07:46
:I did not bust the daisy. And you know what, Doug? That's true. We're talking about the shit and Angel stuff from a guy who's never had a finger up his ass. And that's not you know, I know that sounds like you know, Hey, dude, you've never had a finger up your eyes. What? You could have least slipped your own finger out that one time I think you have you know that? You know the frozen hotdogs story and every high school there's a frozen hotdog person.

'''Doug Misicko '''08:07
:Yeah, it all started with me. One frozen hot dog every high school. This is ah,

'''Shane Bugbee '''08:13
:we need some eight stories. Amy What are your H words?

'''Amy Bugbee '''08:17
:Well, of course horror. I have highpass accuracy home in Hammond homes and home.

'''Shane Bugbee '''08:26
:I love it. Well, what do you want to you want to you want to say Doug's been spouting off about something?

'''Doug Misicko '''08:31
:HH Holmes. That's Triple H.

'''Unknown Speaker '''08:33
:Zack was thicker him. Welcome.

'''Amy Bugbee '''08:36
:Say that guy is 100 years.

'''Shane Bugbee '''08:39
:Good serial killer but who gives a fuck? Let's get some kids. Or something to go further. Some goals out there. To 300 dead. Ah, ah, anything else? Your horror, horror of horror. Speak up. Let's hear a story about horrors or something from the horror. Well, we

'''Amy Bugbee '''08:56
:watched a couple of horror movies just today.

'''Shane Bugbee '''08:59
:Yeah, they were cool.

'''Doug Misicko '''09:00
:So watched had had

'''Shane Bugbee '''09:02
:the monkeys had the best fucking movie in the world.

'''Amy Bugbee '''09:05
:Wow. We were preparing and we didn't even know it. Yeah, never

'''Shane Bugbee '''09:09
:seen the monkey's head dog. Just watch the tape. And this was the first time you've seen a dog. Give an honest review min.

'''Doug Misicko '''09:16
:Ted I thought it was I Well, I'm not sure what movie it was. I mean, I'm not sure what year it was. But it seems well. Well, well before it's time. It seems like you know something like Oliver Stone was probably inspired. Yeah. Yeah, it was very avant garde. It kind of you watch it and it kind of goes it almost seems like it goes nowhere, but it's one of those things you keep watching anyways seems like it's going somewhere if you walk away if you like you're gonna miss something

'''Shane Bugbee '''09:43
:sort of like the theme song that they have there. Just when you thought it over the beginning might begin or something like that, that should be saw. And so did you have any respect for the beetle or monkeys? Oh, bad note beetle. Oh my god. I'm a monkey's fan too.

'''Doug Misicko '''09:58
:Well, before I saw it, you Before you start, what

'''Shane Bugbee '''10:00
:do you think of the Monkees?

'''Doug Misicko '''10:01
:No, I always thought what I heard of them that they were just put together as kind of like, a corporate answer to the Beatles some What do you think after you saw that? Yeah, they they obviously weren't, they obviously had their own ideas and their own thoughts, and they seem to mock themselves a lot, at least the image that they were portraying before that a lot, you know, like I what I made of the in one point in the movie, they're playing on stage. And then when they leave the stage, they become these mannequins that are being torn apart by the crowd. And I thought that was very indicative of how they felt of how they're being treated, how they're being portrayed, and how they're owned and know how they're supposed to be these plastic games.

'''Shane Bugbee '''10:40
:For age, I do my duty dog do you do yours?

'''Amy Bugbee '''10:45
:And it had so many weird little second, like sub stories and plots, you know, like it was really a strange film.

'''Shane Bugbee '''10:52
:I like had in more than one way Oh, it was found about getting head is that and this should we I wish we would call the circumcise guy, but I know I noticed since Amy's turned me on to nipple play. I really enjoy my nipples, almost as much if not more than head what? That's in No, we're talking about head and I'm comparing the two I used to really love head but my nipples are so much more sensitive than my penis. And I think it's because I had a circumcision. You know, I think they cut off that feel and the feeling how your nipples feel is probably how your penis would feel it would feel so much better if I wasn't circumcised. I think I wouldn't I will never know that but I really wish I could see my parents and I you know, but that I guess that circumcision, which is we've missed that one. That's the Volume Two of our, our ABCs of hate and filth in the alphabet show that we're doing here. Which is I'm Shane.

'''Doug Misicko '''11:46
:And I'm Doug. And I'm Amy

'''Shane Bugbee '''11:49
:and I run evil now.com Among other things, my content feiyr.com Three Ring radio.com

'''Doug Misicko '''11:55
:and I own the domain name dis genex.com Well, actually, oh, that explorer. Yeah, there's something

'''Shane Bugbee '''12:02
:can we well, we live in Hammond, Indiana on Holman on home and if you ever have ever seen the Christmas story that's home in Indiana, which is really Hammond Indiana, he just changed the street name and stuff. And he being Jean Shepherd. But Amy, any Hammond stories Hammond where we live we're broadcasting now is where A Christmas Story The movie is written about this is this is this is the area.

'''Amy Bugbee '''12:28
:Exactly. Yeah. Christmas Story, summer story. And then there were a bunch of other movies that Matt Dillon started that are really good to that Phantom of the open her

'''Doug Misicko '''12:40
:heart was Matt Dillon. Middelen

'''Shane Bugbee '''12:43
:you're cowboy. You don't know who Matt Dillon is? We are old. I think Amy like that's out of his timeframe. That was the eight years he was still fucking into Mama's womb or something. His ball sack

'''Doug Misicko '''12:56
:I'm not good with names of actors and everything else. I've never actually even seen drugstore cowboy.

'''Amy Bugbee '''13:02
:Have you ever seen the outsiders? No,

'''Doug Misicko '''13:05
:there was no there was like what Junior High girls like I thought was

'''Shane Bugbee '''13:09
:wrong. No, it's a good it's a good movie. I like that shit. I'm not a junior. I grew like to say I'm a fucking hit. Yeah. Ah.

'''Amy Bugbee '''13:16
:For hit you ever seen over the edge? That's a great movie. It's like his first

'''Shane Bugbee '''13:21
:Yeah, over the edge is fucking snow or cold man. Really? He's a different generation though. Doug's a youngster, man.

'''Doug Misicko '''13:28
:Sorry, you know?

'''Amy Bugbee '''13:29
I'm trying to think of a recent movie. He's been in

'''Shane Bugbee '''13:32
:high school. Ah, I bet you we all have good high school story. Oh, fuck, but we only have five minutes each. Cool. We’re gonna play High on Fire. Which song are we gonna play, Amy?

'''Amy Bugbee '''13:40
:Oh, you know. They’re all three good. I don’t know.

'''Shane Bugbee '''13:42
:Just pick one. Let’s see. What are the names?

'''Amy Bugbee '''13:45
:“Blood From Zion”, “Ten Thousand Years”, or “Master of Fists”.

'''Shane Bugbee '''13:51
:Master of Fists.

'''Amy Bugbee'''
:Alright, number three.

'''Shane Bugbee'''
:What do you think, Doug?

'''Doug Misicko '''13:55
:I don’t know. I kind of like the idea of blood from Zion, ‘cause that would make it go over there...

'''Shane Bugbee'''
:For Zion, or from Zion?

'''Amy Stocky'''
:From Zion.

'''Shane Bugbee'''
:Ok, that’s it, How about you, Amy? Are you gonna say...

'''Doug Misicko'''
:Bleed them dry.

'''Amy Bugbee '''14:04
:I'm not gonna go with the only one that didn't get picked

'''Shane Bugbee '''14:07
:as a good we'll just play the whole city and forget the fuck the show. will play. Is that one,

'''Amy Bugbee '''14:12
:one. Let's start with one.

'''Shane Bugbee '''14:14
:Cool, high on fire. And let me let me let your kids know. This is from a demo literally hearing to a demo before this was not released. So you hear an unreleased high on fire. You You know I'm gonna pause that song. And I'm gonna tell Doug the story about high end fire. Let me hear okay, so high in fire they play this expo they're great great music musicians and Doug you've never heard high in fire right? Never. So we turned up the speaker here and Doug is acting like he's mocking my metal this and so I have to explain to him how God like high on fire is so high on fire. They write this album called Jerusalem, this album, okay, it takes them a year to write, dig, they go out to the desert in this little hut and write the song. They write the song on the walls of the hut. It's one song it's 80 minutes long. It took them a year to write. They do it in one take and record it perfect. It's a great job. But it doesn't impress you.

'''Doug Misicko '''16:22
:I'd have to hear it I guess. I mean, but isn't that cool? That is cool. I can see an album like that being good. Well, you're

'''Shane Bugbee '''16:28
:gonna hear some high on fire right now.

'''Amy Bugbee '''16:29
:Well, that's one of the that was sleep though.

'''Shane Bugbee '''16:31
:Yeah, that was sleep. That was a bad sleep. That's a different band. But

'''Amy Bugbee '''16:36
:Pike is like the leader of med pikes like

'''Shane Bugbee '''16:39
:a rock out he's like a Jimmy Page or some shit man he'll you know in the history annals of metal or rock and roll he will be known as one of the great guitar players and you're in do the faggy skinny puppy type stuff which Amy said the thing about skinny puppy is the bad thing about skinny puppy is there's just no heterosexual dudes there.

'''Doug Misicko '''17:02
:And I proved heterosexual and it's right at the

'''Shane Bugbee '''17:05
:maybe that's why you felt so strongly about proving heterosexual stuff.

'''Amy Bugbee '''17:13
:No, just a lot of gays gravitate towards and desert.

'''Shane Bugbee '''17:58
:Right

'''Unknown Speaker '''20:00
:All right?

'''Doug Misicko '''22:15
:My son,

'''Amy Bugbee '''22:18
:same was what was that Amy? Matt pike from high on fire, communicated with our turtle and told us its name.

'''Doug Misicko '''22:28
:So the turtle told him what his name was.

'''Amy Bugbee '''22:31
:Yep, he was over having pizza with us and he asked what our turtles name was. And we said no name had stuck. So he sat there for a few minutes and about a half an hour later, he said, your turtle just told me. Her name is Myrtle

'''Doug Misicko '''22:51
:Myrtle of all things turtle ever said. Isn't that a Dr. Seuss book? Myrtle the Turtle?

'''Shane Bugbee '''22:58
:I don't know. It could be. But Matt Pike is cool.

'''Doug Misicko '''23:02
:All right. I don't I don't doubt that it's name is murder. Is that what you call it?

'''Amy Bugbee '''23:06
:Absolutely done. He

'''Doug Misicko '''23:08
:was right. Then he was right. Heil. Yep, true. And in there. Hi. Oh, John Ashcroft.

'''Shane Bugbee '''23:17
:Heil. Heil, Hitler.

'''Doug Misicko '''23:20
:I couldn't think of another he just couldn't do it.

'''Amy Bugbee '''23:24
:It's such an obvious one.

'''Shane Bugbee '''23:27
:You guys didn't have it? No. Are you? Are you doing an imitation of Doug's brother? That's so obvious. Typical. Typical. Yes. I expected that. Not surprising. I think that's all he said to us all weekend. That's all he said. Isn't an AMI? Not surprising? No, but what do you say to me?

'''Amy Bugbee '''23:45
:It wasn't on my list. And it would seem such an obvious one. Your list?

'''Shane Bugbee '''23:50
:It's on my list. What

'''Amy Bugbee '''23:51
:else is on your list?

'''Shane Bugbee '''23:52
:Hi. Like I was getting at high school. High school. I had some good stories, but I'm afraid to tell them. I don't know. High School is a drag to me. I hated it.

'''Doug Misicko '''24:04
:I fucking hated it, too.

'''Shane Bugbee '''24:05
:I know one time I tied a belt around some books and whacked a big fucking linebacker in the head with them because he kept What do you did with every, every time I leave class, he take the history book, which was the thickest book. And he smashed me on the top of the head with it. And it's so hard I was fucking dizzy. You know, like damage as you can tell today. I think he whacked some of my vocabulary out of one of my ears. And so one time I took a belt and wrapped around books. Something like one of my father my uncle would say that said something like that. And I took the idea from something like that whacked him real hard in the head with it.

'''Doug Misicko '''24:47
:I want slit at pep assembly on fire and I did not get expelled for all those people. I used to get in trouble for most everything I did and I thought it wasn't fair. And then I was sitting at this boring pep rally because it Caught me trying to leave. And there's a big paper banner, and I just lit it on fire. This thing went up. And I thought, oh shit, it's all over. But they put it out and they never figured it out. And apparently nobody saw me do it. You never got caught the most amazing thing I never got caught for but speaking out whacking you on the head with a big book or whatever. There was a in my high school.

'''Shane Bugbee '''25:27
:Doug, you don't mind I'm playing Hitler use songs. It's fine. It's good March there. We got four minutes.

'''Doug Misicko '''25:34
:Maybe it can tell us. In high school. I used to have a swim class first hour. And this was when I was like, yeah,

'''Shane Bugbee '''25:42
:he's like saying that because I get high. And then I in high school. I always if we had if you had swim class first period, that means you could roast bowls. Yes, I'm stuck in the 80s all day. And you could just say I had a swimming class first period and Cory

'''Doug Misicko '''25:58
:major bloodshot, right? Yeah. But anyways, I didn't do that. But we had the stupid teacher in the class who would sit in his office and then we're all supposed to not get in the pool. Don't get in the pool until he comes out and takes attendance which was US lining up and calling off number. Every fucking morning we get there. And there's this fat kid, Jeremy something.

'''Shane Bugbee '''26:19
:That's like saying nigger for black guy. You can use a real time.

'''Doug Misicko '''26:25
:Pleasant, Pleasantly plump lad. Every morning. Every morning, the dumb shit wouldn't figure it out. This kid would walk out we throw him in the pool. He'd splash around screaming yelling and the teacher would come out and yell at him every time he said it but it happened every single morning. They were so stupid. High school was all provoking people in getting in fights High School

'''Shane Bugbee '''26:57
:was all about getting high.

'''Amy Bugbee '''26:59
:Yeah, high school was all about getting high not going.

'''Shane Bugbee '''27:04
:I dropped out at 16. So then I went back because I got well, I got housed. Let's put it that way. I got a house for a month and a half in a county jail. And residential burglary. And so I went back to high school because that was absolutely the way different experience because it was a different school, right? No, because I was very mature. Having been in a county jail and stuff life is so serious after that. We'll come back to school and they're just fucking kids and they're just fucking off talking about garbage. My life took a dramatic turn at that point. I mean, I was stuck in a fucking building with a bunch of kids and I did not feel like a kid. I thought it's a waste of time to be there quite frankly, I wanted to get a job and try to dig out of the ditch that I was getting into you know, they make it hard to get a job you know you're so young it's hard to get a full time job so it's not that you have nothing to do but commit crimes that you know just because you don't want to go to school as a bad person in jail sounds

'''Doug Misicko '''28:10
:like a great resource for our kids.

'''Shane Bugbee '''28:13
:Absolutely I tell you I learned a strong lesson I walked the line but I don't think I'm absolutely will not that was a factor definitely experienced and I felt that came out of there Catherine sober person said you do that there's repercussions for what you do. And that taught me to accept responsibility for my actions every single one of them that's why I can say without a doubt to my little brothers that play with other fucking people to problem every situation you're in six weeks in jail during that time I broke I had my pinky broken tried to punch someone I'm not much of a fiber and hit the concrete wall and my pinky because the guy was stealing my food and as a fat fuck not a fight No. Fucking Mike Tyson takes myself and

'''Doug Misicko '''29:00
:eats your whole D

'''Shane Bugbee '''29:01
:habit to fucking eat his kneecap.

'''Amy Bugbee '''29:04
:He broke him in jail.

'''Shane Bugbee '''29:06
:I broke my own Pinky. Yes. came out I was in the cast. You see that picture? That one parade picture? Yeah, Pinky with a gay father. It's honestly 26 seconds hermaphrodite the ABC show next week is what letter comes after h i i Da Doug Amy shamed by evil now.com

'''Doug Misicko '''29:35
:dis genex.com for more.com

'''Shane Bugbee '''29:37
:See you next week I this was h ABCs.

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'''Shane Bugbee '''01:31
:day God making a train wreck out of it, but now that I've gotten high the eye show has been destroyed almost with all my fucking up. Okay. What? What?

'''Amy Bugbee '''01:56
:Everything's okay. Do you want to?

'''Shane Bugbee '''01:59
:Yeah, no we won't start over we're cool dog. Since this is a half hour talk show it impromptu about the ABCs are not about the ABCs but that's the only topic right? i Yeah, this shows I did you get high to know off the eight show you sound it? Okay, I know I'm high. i

'''Amy Bugbee '''02:23
:I wish I wasn't high anymore.

'''Shane Bugbee '''02:27
:I drink some coffee. Then.

'''Doug Misicko '''02:28
:What were you saying? Really? You're going somewhere that?

'''Shane Bugbee '''02:33
:I don't know. Okay, I'm stone. Oh, shit. So eyes anyone? Anyone? Anyone any word? I have Illuminati. But not any really good stories about the Illuminati. I just I just like everything. And everything they do. And next to the Nazis. They got the shit as far as imagery.

'''Doug Misicko '''02:52
:Now they're typical. Everybody's everybody blames the Illuminati, whoever that really is, you know what I mean? If that's really there, if it is in Freemasons,

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:04
:it may be fun but I 20 years and 1518 years ago I was publishing scenes with Illuminati stuff in it. It still interests me and isn't a very interesting as typical as it is for you. Such a well rounded Gothic kind of guy.

'''Doug Misicko '''03:20
:Right right.

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:21
:You know some would say the process is typical.

'''Doug Misicko '''03:26
:Oh yeah, you know, it does cheer my ass to that we hear all this shit now. Currently

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:31
:picture of George Bush's father sitting on the bed with the fucking pyramid is fucking an awesome photo. Have you ever seen that? No, we're sitting Indian style the old man is got his fucking feet together here's a real photo no Photoshop this is back in the day. George Bush's father's feet together sitting there and he's holding in his hands like this is hidden is sitting in himself holding a fork in the pyramid with the eye in

'''Amy Bugbee '''03:58
:the eye on New World Order. Yeah. His skull and bones days

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:02
:that's from his presidency or running for president right before he was present. Maybe it was from his CIA days. It's from his government days. Skull and Bones is in college so that wasn't from his college days but that was from his government days. I can't say if it was President or it was even the the the lead CIA dude. Yeah, he's like, alright, so dude. Dec fuckhead fuck Hall. Fucking prick. Well, this is the I shall though. So I have to say I hate bush.

'''Doug Misicko '''04:32
:There's a picture of George Washington. Masonic not the stinky sweet pink on the apron with the eye and the trash and everything. Where was this? Oh, this is picture George Washington. Oh, yeah. So I was gonna say they always talked about the Christian roots of our nation. That ain't the case. And it really chaps my ass just like three new biographies about Ben Franklin now they they don't not a one of them. Fuck there's boom and go on. It sounds like World War Three.

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:59
:Fireworks There's an AI in there somewhere.

'''Amy Bugbee '''05:01
:Yeah. Works legal in Michigan.

'''Shane Bugbee '''05:03
:Doug. Doug thinks he's in Detroit and l might

'''Doug Misicko '''05:06
:just like no just like little black cat poppers and stuff are legal and in Michigan.

'''Shane Bugbee '''05:12
:Take a look at that explosion. You guys keep talking. Oh, it's

'''Doug Misicko '''05:15
:gonna be a crater.

'''Amy Bugbee '''05:16
:You can buy anything in Indiana fireworks wise legally.

'''Doug Misicko '''05:20
:Anyways, as saying about Ben Franklin, the guy co authored a book with Francis Dashwood. You know, the leader of the Hellfire clubs in England so they can't say that there was there wasn't really a connection they can't say it's overblown, you know, and yet they never mentioned them biography just like like a champ. My answer is a Jane Mansfield biography on one of the stations and they they mentioned LaVey but briefly saying that it was just like a publicity stunt just like they do that with Sammy Davis Jr. to new new Sammy Davis Jr. Book. One sentence it just says it was part of his wild guy image at the time was just a joke, you know, can't be it gotta make their biographical subject unto themselves, you know, they, they can't tell the truth. You know, they can't tell the beyond what the truth is.

'''Amy Bugbee '''06:07
:Their image for biography is not as you don't ever get the truth about people

'''Doug Misicko '''06:12
:know, it's wrong. It's wrong. If you're when you're gonna hear about Ben Franklin, the Hellfire clubs you're gonna hear it in a book about the Hellfire clubs, you know?

'''Shane Bugbee '''06:22
:To give you a clue before Indiana you can get any anything in Indiana that I were in there and

'''Amy Bugbee '''06:29
:I didn't even think about it.

'''Shane Bugbee '''06:32
:I just love the dog and so you're hearing Cheyenne run around

'''Doug Misicko '''06:35
:I thought I thought we just say Israel but let me go to down

'''Amy Bugbee '''06:40
:Israel don't get me started.

':''Shane Bugbee '''06:44
Well, you know the funny part is Amy yelled at Peter Gilmore about ILS Peter Gunn was the head dog chief dude of the Church of Satan. And he we did an interview with him on a 24 hour radio show. And Amy yelled at him Did you

'''Doug Misicko '''07:06
:beheading an intense intercourse about Israel? Palestine?

'''Amy Bugbee '''07:13
:Palestine Hmm Yeah, well, you know, I mean, and it's not even that I know or like any Palestinian people I

'''Shane Bugbee '''07:19
:mean, you actually do one Palestinian we know we hate

'''Amy Bugbee '''07:23
:exactly so I wish they were dead and then I think genocide may be the one but I've got to say anytime you hear about you know I mean it's just ironic that the Israeli army and the Israeli people are doing exactly what was done to them by the Nazis to these Palestinians they've taken everything from them they've making them live in you know camps and then they're bombing the camps when these people act out I mean, what are they supposed to do?

'''Doug Misicko '''07:52
:Well any anytime as well that's what they've been saying about Iraq also Iraq anytime a place is occupied there's gonna be resistance right yeah. So

'''Amy Bugbee '''08:01
:which part is might is right isn't it might is right when those kids throw rocks they do a suicide bombing.

'''Shane Bugbee '''08:08
:Peter he's not here.

'''Amy Bugbee '''08:10
:I'm not yelling at anybody. You know, I'm just saying it's both sides. Might is right.

'''Doug Misicko '''08:18
:And Israel Israel,

'''Shane Bugbee '''08:19
:Israel and Iraq Amy Ah,

'''Doug Misicko '''08:23
:maybe not irate but intense

'''Amy Bugbee '''08:25
:there he go. Okay,

'''Shane Bugbee '''08:26
:go ahead Amy.

'''Amy Bugbee '''08:27
:Well, it's just the same thing both of them are using parts of Midas right to try to get their way you know, it's ignorant

'''Doug Misicko '''08:35
:and I have respect for ancient history and archaeology but I would say make the fucking holy land to crater a radioactive waste and then tell them go to town it's all yours all you so let's go ahead pocket Solomon's temple gives a shit it's just it's gone to fucking fire it's gone to fucking fire exactly fence

'''Amy Bugbee '''08:56
:off the whole country and it can only be for tourists you know no one can live there.

'''Doug Misicko '''09:01
:Yeah free zone un whatever Martial Law No, no, no it was asshole should be there. If people really aren't you have some orthodox religion they shouldn't even be allowed close. They should be taken as terrorists to begin with churches churches or terrorist organizations. They're fucking terrorist organizations perpetuating this idea of a lease on a land written on ancient holy document and it's stupid.

'''Shane Bugbee '''09:27
:They've night the church

'''Amy Bugbee '''09:31
:we need to ignite some churches here in Hammond we have all the Hammond Baptist it's they've taken over an array whole city blocks they're building something that's like the size of the you know, like a dome.

'''Shane Bugbee '''09:50
:That's an Indiana and fuck them and what else do we have for I?

'''Doug Misicko '''09:55
:Any abbreviated I'm sure we all have some fairly good inebriation stories.

'''Shane Bugbee '''10:00
:Did we get you an E rated at a sushi bar once?

'''Doug Misicko '''10:03
:Yeah, it was on. Actually not too long ago, I got an E read because when I got back from Europe, I had some bottles of ABS and I noticed you didn't bring any data. Because we drank it. Yeah, thanks me, dude, me and some of my friends, we drank it and this was the real shit too. You can get some absence without the wormwood and everything that's not hallucinogenic or whatever. But we are drinking the real deal all night. And for me, alcohol usually is just varying degrees of sickness, I drink it, I start feeling a little sick. I drink more I start feeling more sick, but absence was different. I was like, I had that was kind of good feeling or whatever, then drank more and just kind of amplified it. I wasn't getting sick. But later in the night, me and some of my friends started Christmas caroling around my parents neighborhood. And this was just like, last month, you know, this is like, May were Christmas caroling. And my friend Monty started telling these kids who came outside that he was a tutor and to give them a call anytime. That's when I thought the parents come out with a hatchet But to their credit, nobody in the neighborhood called the police. Some lady came over and told my mom the next day. Those boys were really out of hand yesterday. And I knew I knew it must have taken all the balls she had to come over and say that my mom took it for a joke and she laughed.

'''Amy Bugbee '''11:28
:Bring out cider any gifts? Money?

'''Doug Misicko '''11:33
:Gifts. What?

'''Amy Bugbee '''11:34
:caroling? Aren't you supposed to get something for that?

'''Doug Misicko '''11:37
:Oh no. They came out nervously chuckled no we moved on Christmas carol somewhere else it was it was alright. And they're very withdrawn neighborhood. Nobody in that neighborhood knows anybody any anything else.

'''Shane Bugbee '''11:48
:I used to Christmas Carol. Christmas. Yes and Christmas. And I used to make money. Christmas Carolyn. Capri Carolyn.

'''Doug Misicko '''11:59
:The tips are great. Maybe we should do it tonight.

'''Shane Bugbee '''12:03
:No, that's an eye Christmas day. Sometimes $20 from someone

'''Amy Bugbee '''12:07
:that was back when you were an Oliver Twist? No,

'''Shane Bugbee '''12:10
:no, but I've done it. Whatever. Oliver Twist miasma, the fox as well as back hustle and money. Like a fog of war can fool since I was 14. So Oliver Twist my ass. I was making money not spending my old man's hard earned money.

'''Amy Bugbee '''12:26
:Good for you. All right. Do you work?

'''Shane Bugbee '''12:29
:I didn't complain about one pair of jeans. I bought more with the money I earned. So Oliver Twist my eye as an eye. I deliver Well, it was hard work. It was work. It's not you know, I wasn't doing it to fucking queer off and sing it people. Believe me, I feel odd telling anyone I care about.

'''Doug Misicko '''12:52
:So you wouldn't wear you're not high.

'''Shane Bugbee '''12:55
:What? I possibly Yes, possibly. All right,

'''Doug Misicko '''13:01
:what about engrade? Isn't that one of your favorite words?

'''Amy Bugbee '''13:05
:That is one of Shane's favorite words.

'''Doug Misicko '''13:08
:And that's one of the first things I think you said to me is I use the word ingrate you both said oh, you know you said I can see we'll get along and Amy said That's his favorite word. First thing we said is that not the very first thing but one of the first

'''Shane Bugbee '''13:22
:first memories of birth of Shane for from shrine AMI your eyes

'''Doug Misicko '''13:27
:both went up when I use the word ingrate.

'''Shane Bugbee '''13:30
:Well that is true there's a lot of integrates I have in grades come in and out of my life there integrates you know, pretty much everyone you'll be an ingrate someday and I'll you'll be labeled as an engraved possibly keeps the one you know how I know this is because everyone says But I'm different. I'm the guy everyone I swear has been engraved

'''Doug Misicko '''13:50
:Okay, I can't wait to be among the ranks of notable ingrates is

'''Shane Bugbee '''13:56
:notable because when I leave the scene they seem to fucking stick in the fucking bottom of the barrel lower and lower and lower and you don't hear from them again and then

'''Doug Misicko '''14:03
:they're committing incest in some backwater town and

'''Amy Bugbee '''14:09
:stop and be introspective about it out there ingratitude

'''Doug Misicko '''14:14
:but they're not intelligent enough

'''Shane Bugbee '''14:17
:know what in great serene grace they should be fucking shot. drawn. The court has hung up

'''Doug Misicko '''14:25
:I can add to that. You're right. Being an engraved should be considered a crime.

'''Shane Bugbee '''14:31
:I don't like it. Scared simple. Thank you. Yeah. Character flood simple. Thank you. That's it. So I'm asking for what I deserve. Which is probably 1000s of fucking dollars in your first board. Doug.

'''Doug Misicko '''14:44
:You're too late for the first one probably. I never met it either.

'''Shane Bugbee '''14:48
:None that you know now.

'''Doug Misicko '''14:55
:Oh, now it's too bright.

'''Amy Bugbee '''14:58
:We need a sunglasses.

'''Shane Bugbee '''15:00
:If you want it off I turn the lights off here in the studio. Want me to keep me off?

'''Doug Misicko '''15:06
:Doesn't matter. throwing us off with the flashing lights

'''Shane Bugbee '''15:09
:trying to keep you awake I'm trying to get not high anymore through strobe light pressure.

'''Amy Bugbee '''15:13
:Okay need curtains

'''Shane Bugbee '''15:14
:Amy what song are we playing?

'''Amy Bugbee '''15:16
:We're playing some Insane Clown pass I don't know

'''Doug Misicko '''15:23
:I don't know I see they usually do

'''Shane Bugbee '''15:35
:I'd like to sweat

'''Doug Misicko '''15:47
:or there is

'''Amy Bugbee '''16:02
:you put the CD in. I think so.

'''Shane Bugbee '''16:05
:I was playing for Ghazi

'''Doug Misicko '''16:09
:almost same band icpm Fugazi beautiful everybody and

'''Amy Bugbee '''16:18
:everyone would be running out to get that insane con pass the CD with that song on it.

'''Doug Misicko '''16:23
:The last jazzy song

'''Unknown Speaker '''16:32
:going on

'''Shane Bugbee '''16:34
:now you know someone that works with ICP?

'''Doug Misicko '''16:39
:Yeah, he's like their bit she gets some coffee and shit and spray in science or checks and everything he's telling me a story about how he cut a check to Mike Pat and one time I think Pat and contacted them on a sample they used to him needed to cut them a check. Oh no. He tours with them everything else? random shit.

'''Amy Bugbee '''16:59
:You ever see that movie? They did big money hustlers?

'''Doug Misicko '''17:03
:No, I was you know, I've heard some of their stuff. See, my friend Steve has worked for him for a long time.

'''Shane Bugbee '''17:08
:What Amy so fucking high. She put a DVD and Insane Clown Posse DVD in there and fucking told me it's a goddamn CD. I'm trying to play a fucking DVD Ah,

'''Doug Misicko '''17:23
:there's another CD in there isn't there? Isn't that two CD c one

'''Shane Bugbee '''17:26
:is Hitler use songs. Another one.

'''Doug Misicko '''17:30
:Oh, Hitler Youth songs.

'''Amy Bugbee '''17:32
:Go back to Ghazi McKay. Oh,

'''Unknown Speaker '''17:39
:yeah, yeah. And McCain. Okay,

'''Shane Bugbee '''17:40
:Amy, you are right. We can't blame guys. And I like the guys he's talking to Ian Mackay. He should be President really. In Mackay ran for president I'd vote I'd vote for him in a second?

'''Unknown Speaker '''19:59
:Right The shower

'''Shane Bugbee '''21:50
:fucking forgot Z.

'''Doug Misicko '''21:54
:Ian Mackay Ian McKay.

'''Shane Bugbee '''21:55
:Yeah. i

'''Amy Bugbee '''21:59
:Are you a big Ian Mackay fan, Doug?

'''Doug Misicko '''22:00
:Yeah, he's not bad. I like to pay overhead. But they only did that was like what eight tracks and then do another CD exactly. I thought it would have been cool

'''Shane Bugbee '''22:09
:Why don't more Why don't you or Amy explain what we're doing today

'''Doug Misicko '''22:15
:we're doing the alphabet we're starting each show with a letter and just going. That's our very generalized theme. It's our theme without a theme we bring up a letter first word comes to mind and we discuss this is our panel kinda like those five big, fat black negros and sit and talk about

'''Shane Bugbee '''22:34
:rotund. Yeah. Would I use that for the sauce

'''Doug Misicko '''22:38
:inflated for?

'''Shane Bugbee '''22:40
:Oh god? worse, worse than fat inflated. But like the five big flat fat black Negro, what?

'''Doug Misicko '''22:49
:Big? I think it's five big, big inflated negros that discuss things on a show. Oh, no, there's some morning show. Yeah, nevermind.

'''Shane Bugbee '''23:00
:Is it the view?

'''Doug Misicko '''23:01
:I think that's what it is.

'''Shane Bugbee '''23:02
:Are they all negros? I think so. Barbara Walters is on there.

'''Doug Misicko '''23:08
:She's a negro. Exactly. She's some No Oh, she's a she's in that word it she's a network nigger, is what she is right. She was paid one time she did an interview with the CEO of Philip Morris to give them good publicity at the time when they were having a lot of bad publicity now Feds not being a network nigger, I don't know what is. Exactly. You know, she talked to him and he was able to cry crocodile tears and talk about what a beleaguered nice man he is and everything else and the guys making a fucking killing off of lying on medical reports. They made the issue into everybody knew that smoking was bad for you. And they took away from the issue of they fucking lied on medical reports and their corporate charter should have been revoked. Anytime you do that you set a bad precedent you should be stopped, had been lying. It would have been different story or killed. Right? What were they lying about on medical records? Yeah, they were lying and saying that there was no evidence that smoking caused cancer and everything else. And I have no problem with a company selling something that's carcinogenic. Something that's going to kill people and everything else. It's fine. People want to take it then after that. It's up to them. Right when they lie about it. That's a whole different story. Same

'''Shane Bugbee '''24:21
:thing I was talking about on the the fat, the F show about fat and McDonald's lawsuits and stuff like that. It's the lies that they try to say.

'''Doug Misicko '''24:29
:Like this is healthy food, right?

'''Shane Bugbee '''24:32
:Well, they just say it's entertaining food. It's not healthy. It's entertainment. It's junk food. It's junk, right? entertainments, like TV, a lot of sitcoms and stuff. It's garbage. It's a waste of time and every breath life but it's an entertainment. There's nothing nutritious about French fries was well they push it like that all the time. I thought there was until I was in my later teens. They But then the basic food groups Well as I said, I'm the fat show on the app show that didn't get recorded and I have to re record as I said then the the food groups are the wrong shape in the first place when you look at the food groups they teach and health class so they teach you the wrong way they teach you that breads are a very important part of your diet when it's not as important as you know they, it's they're up. The food groups are upside down from the beginning. And McDonald's does promote themselves as every fucking What did you say? Snickers used to promote themselves as

'''Amy Bugbee '''25:32
:a Snickers bar a day helps you work rest and play.

'''Shane Bugbee '''25:36
:That's obscene. That's what I'm talking about that kind of double mass marketing is is the problem with their message they're lying. When McDonald's says you get the five basic food groups when you get a burger and fries they're fucking like there's nothing there. Maybe you're getting some salt when you get in too much salt. You know, I mean, but there's nothing there nutritious. Maybe the cheese and their cheeses will process by now. It's gone but there's nothing fucking there. There ketchup is so loaded with fucking sugar. It's taken with any goddamn healthy properties of fucking tomato or tomato paste would have for you. So that's what I'm talking about. They fucking lie with that shit. They just say you should say cheeseburgers or just entertainment especially with McDonald's. Not like the local burger stand we have. There's are there is probably a little nutrition in those burgers. You know,

'''Doug Misicko '''26:25
:just within the last year they revised the food pyramid for the schools and just this last year, right but But you wouldn't be some you probably wouldn't be surprised how lobbies really pay for their, their placement on the food pyramid like the meat industry pays a good chunk of money to get meat and high placement on the pyramid. Tune

'''Shane Bugbee '''26:46
:in for the last five minutes or 10 minutes of the F show. And you'll hear more talk about this. This is the I show. Doug? We have three minutes. Talk about Italy in the start of fascism and where you visited. That was a very interesting story. And you have three minutes to do it.

'''Doug Misicko '''27:01
:Okay. Yeah. So I went to Italy. I got back about a couple months ago and I was there for a couple of months. And I went to a place in Northern Italy called gardone Riviera. And that's where Gabriel dnn Zeos house was most people don't know who Gabriel de Nunzio was, but he's like this Italian World War One war hero. He was a playwright and a poet, Italian I, yeah, Italy. So we went over that I went over there. And it was a beautiful place. He was he's a poet and a playwright. And he talked but he basically talked Italy into going into World War One because he thought Italy deserved more of the Balkan territory that they didn't have and everything else and the Allies told them that if they came into the war, that they would get those territories. Well, di Nunzio was considered a war hero because not only did he talk everybody into going to war, but he actually participated in the war, much unlike our Rumsfeld's colons dicks and bushes, but anyways, he lost an eye in World War One. But after World War One, they didn't give Italy these territories. So he took his volunteers the black shirts, they went unoccupied the territories for a while. And that was the original Blackshirts. Those were the original fascists, and Mussolini aligned themselves with him in them in when he was writing for a newspaper at the time and claiming that he was all about him. Do you Nunzio didn't like Mussolini, you saying you say you're going to support us but you haven't sent provisions? You haven't sent men. You're just a you're just a fucking idiot for AI. And so when Mussolini came to power, right? dnn zo was basically confined to his house because he was he was a liability to the fascists. He could make them look bad. So he spent fascist money like it was going out of style, basically on the agreement that he was exiled to his home. So anyways, I went to this home and being that he spent their money like it was going out of style. It was beautiful. It was a palace. He's a very eccentric man, too. He had a room that his rooms all had themes. One was like a funeral room. I was bad was like a car and

'''Shane Bugbee '''29:12
:love that I've always wanted. And it's funny. You say that I've always wanted to have themed rooms,

'''Doug Misicko '''29:16
:and he had one where the the theme was discovered hand there's hands all painted on the walls and everything is just he was into it. He was he was great.

'''Shane Bugbee '''29:26
:Well, I'll see you guys later. This was the I show of the ABCs next week, it's a que no J No. Que je evil now.com.

'''Amy Bugbee '''29:38
:TV is god.com

'''Doug Misicko '''29:40
:dis genex.com Only one.

'''Shane Bugbee '''29:41
:That's because of his addiction. A show addiction. See you later. All right, Amy.

=Letter J=
'''Unknown Speaker '''01:00
:Thank

'''Shane Bugbee '''01:13
:You? Right What was that Amy? What did you ask me Amy?

'''Amy Bugbee '''02:56
:Did you have another Jackson?

'''Shane Bugbee '''02:58
:Why do you ask that?

'''Amy Bugbee '''03:00
:Cuz I don't have anything for Joe

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:03
:nope I don't that was it. We can use that as our song about that. That was the Jacksons. Go ahead Amy do some talking to that microphone. Go ahead. You can do the introduction for the show.

'''Amy Bugbee '''03:18
:Okay, well, I guess you're listening to the alphabet show or a show about alphabets? Me, Shane from three ring radio and Doug from discogenic stat calm and

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:35
:a knee is Amy from the horror of horror.com. Not me, but that was who said me? Oh, yeah, me.

'''Amy Bugbee '''03:40
:Yeah. And it's a show about the alphabet, right? That's our one common thread each shows about a different letter from of the alphabet

'''Doug Misicko '''03:50
:sponsored by a different letter like Sesame Street,

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:53
:just like Sesame Street. Exactly like Sesame Street. What

'''Amy Bugbee '''03:56
:did you say before the top 26

'''Doug Misicko '''03:59
:Yeah, well Jays within the top 26 letters one of my favorite,

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:03
:really, so you can just talk the whole half hour and I could take a nap.

'''Doug Misicko '''04:06
:Go ahead. It's just i j is great. I've always loved Jays.

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:11
:I like Jay for what did I say when we weren't recording? Jack off and you fucky fucking jagoff or Jesus? Jesus Christ you the jean jagoff

'''Doug Misicko '''04:25
:we have a double J and Jim Jones. Oh,

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:29
:oh, I have the Jim Jones CD for sure. We can play Jim Jones music. Yeah, Jim Jones rules. I love Jim Jones.

'''Doug Misicko '''04:36
:I've heard the CD but

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:39
:you know, I have one here. That's no one's heard. So I'll pull that out. And we'll flip through it real quick.

'''Doug Misicko '''04:43
:Is it their music? Again?

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:44
:It's different stuff. Yeah. More of that. More of that. Yeah. If you've heard you can say with Jim Jones. If you've heard one, you've heard them all. Okay. Did they record them on the island? Is that yes, this is recorded on the island. The one you heard was recorded in San Francisco.

'''Doug Misicko '''04:59
:Okay. Okay, so CDs,

'''Shane Bugbee '''05:03
:I have it. Okay, only me.

'''Doug Misicko '''05:06
:I like the speech at the end though. Jim Jones. I will fight speech

'''Shane Bugbee '''05:11
:while you do the speech for us now we have the manuscript right here if you want to read it.

'''Doug Misicko '''05:16
:Do Yeah, I think so hopeless. No, I think I can.

'''Shane Bugbee '''05:21
:When you typed it, you typed the whole thing. Yeah. And we typed it up for something that we did.

'''Doug Misicko '''05:26
:I got my cross. I got my compass. I got guns. I've got dynamite. And I will fight.

'''Amy Bugbee '''05:35
:Yeah, no, no, what I did was I think the last speech

'''Doug Misicko '''05:39
:I'm talking the one he says they're gonna have to come and take all of us if they want any one of us.

'''Shane Bugbee '''05:46
:Is this the end the last speech? I don't know

'''Doug Misicko '''05:48
:if it was the last one. But it's the one where he screamed and I will fight I will fight.

'''Shane Bugbee '''05:52
:Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Amy type the last speech. That's, you know,

'''Amy Bugbee '''05:56
:yeah, there was no fighting left in that last one.

'''Shane Bugbee '''06:01
:So you're talking about something different? Me Right. Correct.

'''Doug Misicko '''06:03
:me when I'm talking about people, because

'''Amy Bugbee '''06:06
:it's sounding dogs talking about a different speech, then

'''Shane Bugbee '''06:09
:we have to spell it out. Right. So Doug, talk more about Jim Jones. I don't know enough about him. I know a lot more bitch. We fucking have a half hour to Phil.

'''Doug Misicko '''06:21
:Know what Island were they and I they drank the cyanide? I think there's a isn't there a helicopter view from overhead all the dead body science. That's

'''Amy Bugbee '''06:35
:what they say he was called. Some say they didn't drink Kool Aid.

'''Unknown Speaker '''06:39
:And according to some books I read, of course, you know, Jim Jones called before my time, but according to some sources, it was a turning point. Like, that's when the alternative religions were killed and everything else. A lot of people got the whole go back to church, you know, conventional church attitude after Jim Jones. And I think a lot of people were afraid of mind control and called so I think Jim Jones had a lot to do with that. Because it seems like in that, you know, it seems like is that timeframe, and a lot of the anti called stuff started off after Jim Jones. Ironically, anti satanic called after Jim Jones was very, he was Baptist, wasn't he? I think some form

'''Shane Bugbee '''07:17
:Yes, he was out of Indiana, home of the fucking Baptist. Well, maybe not the home of them. But the Klan almost had a spot in Indiana history has been the first state run by Klansmen and the Baptist. They at least Ron Hammond that we know. So Jim Jones was a Baptist. I've picked up a lot of my business practices from Jim Jones. How so? I just like to weigh ran an organization. I wouldn't a drink you want to read that first speech again. They come from one of us. They come from all of us.

'''Doug Misicko '''07:52
:And it's it's not bad. Exactly. He's he's a good speech.

'''Shane Bugbee '''07:57
:He's a master.

'''Doug Misicko '''07:58
Oh, he said, Oh, this

'''Shane Bugbee '''07:59
fucking cunt a Yahoo was killing me.

'''Doug Misicko '''08:04
:He said Love is the only weapon bullshit. Martin Luther King died with love. Kennedy died talking about something he couldn't even understand some kind of generalized love and he never even backed it up. He was shot down. Bullshit. Love is the only weapon with which I gotta fight. I got a whole lot of weapons with which I can fight. Yeah. I got my gun. I got dynamite and I will fight. I will fight. Damn, you know. I hit on my voicemail for a while and people start bitching because it was like really long for voicemail message, you know?

'''Unknown Speaker '''08:39
:Well, I like that.

'''Doug Misicko '''08:40
:I love it.

'''Amy Bugbee '''08:41
:Why the Green Berets all joined up. They said he had a bunch of Green Berets and like militant arm guards all around the camp. And they said, people you know, we're supposed to be able to come and go, but they couldn't really

'''Doug Misicko '''08:54
:well. What the fuck are they doing there? Then they didn't stop from committing suicide. They didn't stop from doing anything. They're just standing around. It was like an escort keeping people from getting in and talking with them. I don't know. What were they doing there? Well,

'''Amy Bugbee '''09:07
:they said there were so many found dead in the camp. And then there were like another 100 or so found shot or in the jungle around there. So anyone who tried to run out rather than die in the camp was shot

'''Doug Misicko '''09:20
:shot by Jim Jones or by Greenbrae by his Greenbrae troops. Oh, these were supposed to be his Greenbrae true. Yeah. Jones on people. Oh,

'''Shane Bugbee '''09:30
:I get j so what's your favorite word? Why? Because Jesus starts with A J. I'm

'''Doug Misicko '''09:34
:just saying it's one of my my. It's one of my top 26 favorite letters. Really? Why? Yeah, because because of Jesus. He changed my heart. I used to be a drunk fuck all the time. But now that I found Jesus, I'm gonna run for president,

'''Shane Bugbee '''09:50
:I believe. Jim Jones quarter. Yeah.

'''Amy Bugbee '''09:55
:That'll be as accepted speech.

'''Doug Misicko '''09:57
J:ive as Jim Jones quoting I have jail written down, but I don't I've never been to jail.

'''Shane Bugbee '''10:05
:I told the jail story for I didn't I about the Irish writer.

'''Doug Misicko '''10:10
:I think it was. I don't know how it got there. Yeah.

'''Shane Bugbee '''10:13
:Breaking my pinky. And

'''Doug Misicko '''10:15
:is it the only time you're in jail?

'''Shane Bugbee '''10:17
:Yeah. Yeah, I've been arrested lot numerous times when I was young man for silly things. That was the only time anything stuck. Okay. Fucking nosy prick. Well, I

'''Doug Misicko '''10:31
:put down jobs too. And I got fired from a lot of jobs. Really? It's kind of interesting. I was working at a Burlington Coat Factory before. And I got fired for lacking a man in the fitting room

'''Amy Bugbee '''10:46
:on purpose or by accident.

'''Doug Misicko '''10:49
:No, it was on purpose. This rather Roatan fellow. It was, uh, I worked in the men's department, you know, and it was just my job to like, fold clothes and put them back. I didn't have much to do all day. But still, if I had anything to do, it pisses me off. You know, it's like, I was like, 17 or 18 This guy was coming in trying shit on me had signs on the fitting rooms that said, if you try shit on, hang it up, you know, put it away when you're done. This guy brings a pile of shit in the fitting room and walks out. I wonder what is he doing? You know, he's just got piles. You can't even be trying all this stuff on. So finally I told him I was like, Listen, if you're gonna take all this crap, put it back where you found it, you know. So he gets all pissed off and out of spite, he grabs a big load of stuff and walks in. I thought Fuck this. So we had padlocks for the fitting rooms. So if we left we could, because we were supposed to watch over things. People were stealing in the fitting rooms and stuff so we could lock them up. I went out on break. And I was sitting on this bench outside were cars to drive by and I'd always scratch my nuts and pretend I didn't notice because everybody looked at you and they're driving by but that's beside the point. Anyways, I'm out there talking to this girl. And she's smoking. We're about to go back in. I told her. I liked some guy in the fitting room. She said you did not. And I said I did too. And then when we walked in, I was told just to leave and wasn't even allowed to punch out. I didn't see the guy but the store manager just said just go just leave. That's awesome. And

'''Shane Bugbee '''12:17
:I'm playing a little Jim Jones music underneath right now.

'''Amy Bugbee '''12:22
:They set you packing,

'''Doug Misicko '''12:23
:I haven't made a lot of jobs. I worked at Target and I was the cart guy, you know, the thankless fucking job. And it was this target was uphill just slightly. But you notice the angle you you pile up like 50 carts, they're heavy, you know, you're pushing uphill. And it was just a crappy job. And I had this female manager always looking at you know, breathing down my neck. She didn't like me. And she started time and everything I was doing time and my brakes and everything like that making sure that they're only 10 minutes or whatever. My lunch break was only, you know, half an hour an hour. And their break room was upstairs ready to punch out for my lunch my mom came in to visit me. We're gonna go out to lunch. Just irritated. This irritated me this woman walking behind me to see what time I go to check what time I come back and everything because I'm getting paid hourly, and I'm getting paid jack shit, you know? So if I'm gonna come back late, who gives a shit? You know, cards don't pile up that much, at least not that time of year. So she's walking right behind me. And luckily, I was flatulent, and I just let one guy you know, right. And she's like, as level, like, at its level, you know, and I just got one go, and it's loud enough. And she's mortified. And I look back and I look at her. And she says to me, she says, you know, she's all flustered. And she's like, she's like, What do you say? And I said, I say you better look out or I'll shit on you. And I punched out. And I went downstairs and I was really worked up about this. And they had a whole roll of carts at the side of the building, you know, and I pushed them out into the street. I got in my mom's car and she was confused. You know, she's like, don't you collect those carts? Aren't you supposed to put them there rather than put them out in the lot? And I said, Yeah, I don't think I'm going back to work. And that was it for that job.

'''Shane Bugbee '''14:14
:I've had some pretty interesting jobs. You've had a lot of jobs. I had over 25 jobs in a year. And I felt really bad about having a lot of jobs until I live with a Italian woman. And she had told me that it's good for young kids to have a lot of jobs because that way you figure out what you don't want to do. I think so too. I felt really good about it. Then, coming from my family, though they made me feel bad if you lose one job, you know, there was a great guilt to losing a job that was bad. And so I felt like I was a bad person at the time when this woman had told me you know, you're just figuring out what you don't want to do. And I said you know you're absolutely right. The coolest, the coolest job well, not the coolest. But, but a job I had is was I was a security guard.

'''Doug Misicko '''15:00
:Oh really for where a bar concert? No, no,

'''Shane Bugbee '''15:03
:no, no I security guy with the hat the cop hat.

'''Unknown Speaker '''15:06
:Like for an office building? Yeah, for Office bills.

'''Shane Bugbee '''15:09
:I was a security guard for a an auto yard where all of the cars came in for like Toyota for Illinois. So it was a huge like acres and acres of cars and the trains would pull in, they would train cars and unload them. And there'd be like a pile of cars in the back where the train cars would fall over when they were unloading the damaged cars. And they'd have like 100 of their piled on top of each other when they were damaged. They just send them back, whatever. But it was wild working for them. One time I worked at an office building and I would go through everyone's desk. I'd use the keys open up everyone's desk. I'd look through everything other personal stuff, anything that locked up I get in. So it's sort of fun. Yeah, I started doing a zine. There. photocopying stuff, too. I started I did some sort of Beanie Baby like your beanie baby thing. I remember doing a flyer where I put all these bands on there. Van Halen, Black Sabbath, all these crazy bands are gonna fit these woods. Big mega concert and put them all around and stuff. I heard people talking about it at school. Yeah, yeah. Somewhere. You know, we go swimming, cycling, skating like that. But you know, heard people talk around in crowds, whatever, hanging out the Dairy Queen. And we weren't that Dairy Queen.

'''Amy Bugbee '''16:23
:Oh, yeah. That was my Well, one of my first jobs working with Dairy Queen. And it was in Harvey, Illinois, and it was all black. It's like the kind of town it looks like. All the buildings are crumbling, and it's really horrible. And it was all of us a bunch of white kids working there. It was weird. Did you get fired? I did get fired. For what?

'''Shane Bugbee '''16:50
:Give it up. Amy. Go ahead.

'''Amy Bugbee '''16:52
:You know, they were really bad managers.

'''Shane Bugbee '''16:56
:She's laying down the excuses. Oh, how are they been? Amy give the story. This is a good story. And you're holding back you're, you know, you haven't? Maybe you need some liquor.

'''Amy Bugbee '''17:07
:Yeah. I got fired for stealing.

'''Unknown Speaker '''17:13
:Money, money. Okay, well, I was gonna say, better than money rather than product. That stuff is crap, I think. But I think it's good for people get fired from jobs. So for stealing. I don't know any young person. You got to see your limits. You know, like, when I was young and getting fired from every job. I really think I did feel bad about it a lot. But I was also learning my limits. I dealt with a lot of assholes. And I was glad I didn't put up with them. You know what I mean? I felt better for not putting up with assholes for minimum wage job. I worked for Office Max for a while and I worked overnights and that was wild because I worked with a ghetto crew. They used to have people who had to present their paycheck to a parole officer the next day. And then they had me supervising this one crew that didn't like the other crew just because I didn't like the other guy supervising them and one guy stabbed another guy with a screwdriver like crap,

'''Shane Bugbee '''18:07
:you know, it's a shame that jobs not only take up, take five days that we trade five of our days, for two days of freedom. It's so much jobs take up so much of our life. And now they've taken up our whole alphabet of J show. Yeah, kill a horrible fucking deal. Trading five days for two and I know what that's inspired me to try to do anything I can not to work for someone else. I assume that me and Amy both we seem to work. Double the hours we'd normally work for someone else. But we work 80 hours now. For a lot less money just so we could work for ourselves and not have a j ob. In the J side of things.

'''Amy Bugbee '''18:47
:It's rough work in a job you know.

'''Shane Bugbee '''18:50
:What else is for j? I have Johnny rebel. And I'm playing Jim Jones right now underneath was talking Johnny rebels fun.

'''Doug Misicko '''19:01
:I don't know Johnny rebel.

'''Shane Bugbee '''19:02
:You've never heard Johnny rebel.

'''Doug Misicko '''19:03
No. Is he like

'''Shane Bugbee '''19:04
y:ou've never heard from the great Johnny rebels CD for segregationists only number track number one some niggers never die. tract number two. Stay away from Dixie. Number three. Amy's favorite nigger hate me. Number four. Who likes a nigger? Ooh, this is Johnny Robbo, the J becomes the J train. All right. Track number four truck number five. Nigar Nigar. truck number six moved on knickers north. Number seven caging. Klu Klux Klan.

'''Amy Bugbee '''19:41
:He's got kind of a theme going there.

'''Shane Bugbee '''19:43
:I think he got the idea.

'''Doug Misicko '''19:44
:Now get it? Want to hear some of it? Yeah, definitely. Really? Yeah, I guess I just need to know what he's all about.

'''Amy Bugbee '''19:51
:Do you know now do you feel you are

'''Doug Misicko '''19:53
:getting to hear him to know what he's all about? I didn't know I might be ANNA political though we also have Jews for J

'''Unknown Speaker '''20:13
:The other day I took a fishing trip just me and my boat and obey and your manual was my guys

'''Shane Bugbee '''20:23
:ship. No.

'''Unknown Speaker '''20:25
:He wasn't very dark. He was a high stamp in yellow. So we lost Stephen yeller. And I cranked my motor in up to my nose came up terrible odor. I looked all around trying to find something did but it was manual with his arm up scratching his head. Some Nigar never die. They just smell way

'''Unknown Speaker '''20:58
:a more heat sweat and you don't get to say he was a choking I just couldn't go on all the way home when I dropped the mall. I was next.

'''Doug Misicko '''21:14
:Show some respect.

'''Unknown Speaker '''21:18
:In my eyes, the smells gorgeous. Out of my nose.

'''Amy Bugbee '''21:24
:It doesn't feel right to talk with some beggars you just

'''Doug Misicko '''21:35
:kind of like kind of like some of the David Allan COE I used to hear

'''Shane Bugbee '''21:40
:I have some of that too.

'''Doug Misicko '''21:44
:It's funny because he still has a mainstream market. I was up to see him in the music store as it didn't seem to stain him as much as I don't think Johnny rebel could release an album now and get on mainstream country so

'''Shane Bugbee '''21:57
:they should be able to that because I love Johnny you're

'''Doug Misicko '''22:01
:forgiven forget to hate behind.

'''Shane Bugbee '''22:04
:I've actually got some Johnny rebels CDs sent to me that no one has from Johnny Bravo. Yes. Johnny rebels, friends and family.

'''Doug Misicko '''22:13
:Why is easy dad? No. 80s 90s

'''Shane Bugbee '''22:20
:boy, he looks about 60 In this photo 50 or 60? I don't know the history of John Rambo. But someone can look at that guy up there for the Jays and the alphabet show here. Yeah, I don't know anything about it. Well, I'm working with this guy and evil now yahoo group trying to release a box set for January. And he'll educate your insurance.

'''Doug Misicko '''22:41
:And I only married them sounds like an Entertaining. Entertaining piece of work.

'''Shane Bugbee '''22:48
:Exactly. Exactly. What do you have for Jamie?

'''Amy Bugbee '''22:56
:Yeah, I got Jodorowsky

'''Shane Bugbee '''23:00
:Oh, that's great. When you talked about that's not that's great. Right there that say awesome subject.

'''Doug Misicko '''23:05
:I don't know it at all.

'''Amy Bugbee '''23:07
:Satisfying grade school. I'll

'''Shane Bugbee '''23:08
:say. School us.

'''Amy Bugbee '''23:10
:Yeah. He's a filmmaker. You know, I was trying to get some info on him because I really don't know anything about him. I just have seen his film. But he was born in Chile and raised in Mexico. And he's like this filmmaker, he did el Topo. you've ever seen that?

'''Doug Misicko '''23:24
:Okay. Yeah, I know what you're talking about now. And then

'''Amy Bugbee '''23:27
:he did Santa Sangren his son and his grandson and stuff are all in it

'''Doug Misicko '''23:32
:in something called the Holy Mountain. Right? Yeah. Holy

'''Amy Bugbee '''23:34
:Mountain. Okay. And he was supposed to be the director for dune. But it I think in pre production or something his

'''Doug Misicko '''23:43
:somebody watched all Topo

'''Amy Bugbee '''23:47
:he had Salvador Dali in it and stuff like that. And it never made it past pre production. They fired him because he went so over budget when they hired David Lynch.

'''Doug Misicko '''23:56
:Oh, see, that's called like, I think el Topo was supposed to be like Zen Gore films on Western Gore film. It's like I saw it once. I actually fell asleep when I saw it. But it looked interesting, but it looked like it went on too much guy walking through the desert. And then yeah, he's killing weird kung fu masters and shit.

'''Amy Bugbee '''24:15
:He has to fight the four gunfighters of the desert. So he travels in a circle

'''Doug Misicko '''24:20
:and one of them's popping out of the sand. They all have weird like a call it powers or whatever. Yeah, because this dude No, this is all Topo Topo

'''Amy Bugbee '''24:29
:it's like three movies in one though because after all that then he gets like left behind any and then it's like a whole other movie when he lives with all the like freaks and you know deformed people and stuff and he really I mean we're I don't know where he digs up these deform people. But

'''Doug Misicko '''24:47
:yeah. I don't know where you get those films. I mean, we're, I don't know if anybody sells those. You

'''Shane Bugbee '''24:55
:can get them on eBay.

'''Amy Bugbee '''24:56
:Yeah, I'll Topo and holy mountain are banned in America. So anytime. You get a copy of it. It has Japanese subtitles on the bottom because it's from Japan. Look for it and Italy. Yeah. And then walked up to sangria. I have

'''Shane Bugbee '''25:10
:tell you what have you seen Santa San gray? No. That loses us friends, man. Maybe we should watch it while we're on doing some of these shows tonight.

'''Doug Misicko '''25:18
:Why? What happens? Give me the gist.

'''Shane Bugbee '''25:19
:Is there there is no just you can't have just a just all right, dude. That movie

'''Amy Bugbee '''25:26
:we just watched circus family.

'''Shane Bugbee '''25:30
:I guess give them a just you want to watch it while we're doing this?

'''Amy Bugbee '''25:33
:Sure, do that. We've got a bunch of good lines in it.

'''Doug Misicko '''25:39
:In Japanese and

'''Amy Bugbee '''25:42
:English subtitles.

'''Doug Misicko '''25:45
:Oh, I see. I see. Okay, now I'll tell you what DVDs cost a lot in Italy because most of them were even Italian films like Dario Argento and Mario Bava they're great Italian directors in the Italians respect the gore film over there, they really do. But uh, I went over there and I thought I'd be able to get these great DVDs probably cheap over there. Went over there like deep red and Tenebrae and stuff like that by Argento they're like 40 bucks. And I asked the guy at the shop why? And he said well, because they're being imported from America. I said, Why? Why is it Italian films? And he said, Well, they're owned by American production companies or studios or whatever, you know, or can distribution so that's where I know. So you couldn't get Argento film. They're getting the American version. You know, they're getting Oh,

'''Amy Bugbee '''26:34
:that's disappointing because they are edited differently. It from America to Italy to

'''Doug Misicko '''26:40
:their crap used to be on TV over there. When I was there. I turned it on, like middle of the day you'd see some slaughter films. It's pretty cool.

'''Amy Bugbee '''26:47
:That is cool. They're not so uptight about gore and stuff. No or two.

'''Doug Misicko '''26:51
:It's an S you'd see tits and ass on posters out there for weight loss formulas and stuff like that. Once we break that, and you could tell it's always been that way because they didn't it wasn't on everything. You know, if we broke that boundary here, you'd see tits and ass on absolutely every fucking thing. Like as soon as they break that, you know, soon as they like Something About Mary or whatever that movie they show a Jewish shot you know, you know now every movies got some come wide on somebody like that. Once a barrier is broken, it's the cool thing to do and they just don't get enough of it makes you sick.

'''Shane Bugbee '''27:26
:Well with Bush in the office and what's happening now we're going backwards. We're back to the 50s Yeah, yeah, he's propelled us back 50 years.

'''Doug Misicko '''27:34
:Right. You know, you know, well, they've got a stronghold on radio. We know that

'''Shane Bugbee '''27:41
:then TV everyone's censored their stuff cut things out. chop things up we've we've seen shows that make almost absolutely no sense on TV No.

'''Amy Bugbee '''27:50
:And look at all these shows that are like religious that around Seventh Heaven and Touched by an Angel all these like weird religious shows.

'''Shane Bugbee '''27:59
:MJ for Jesus Yeah. Jesus.

'''Amy Bugbee '''28:02
:Now they have a new one Joan of Arcadia. I mean, come on. It's just disgusting. I don't know

'''Doug Misicko '''28:09
:any of these. Joan of Arcadia is supposed to be like modern times isn't it's not even Joan of Arc would

'''Amy Bugbee '''28:15
:like some girl Katie Holmes or somebody or no, it's some soap actress or something.

'''Shane Bugbee '''28:21
:Bush and Jesus, Jesus and bush. That was a good What was that call that show primetime or something like that. And

'''Doug Misicko '''28:28
:bush and religion you had labeled

'''Shane Bugbee '''28:30
bush and religion but whatever it is, was great to see him hold up. This is the manual to raise our kids with hold up the Bible.

'''Doug Misicko '''28:37
:Yeah. The handbook. Jesus's bush.

'''Shane Bugbee '''28:42
:Well, we have one minute anymore, J's, J, the alphabet show J jagoff. jagoff. Jerky jerky go. Anything else?

'''Doug Misicko '''28:51
:junky?

'''Shane Bugbee '''28:52
:Junk, the junk smack heroin horse? Man, I bet you can do a show each time about heroin probably have a different name for each letter.

'''Doug Misicko '''29:00
:We've all known junkies.

'''Shane Bugbee '''29:02
:Yeah, well, yeah. We have 44 seconds. That's what about what they're worth is three.

'''Doug Misicko '''29:08
:All right, well, I cleaned a an overdose and a heroin junkie with a prosthetic leg off up off the floor of the fucking bathroom where

'''Shane Bugbee '''29:15
“I work once. That's awesome dog dis genex.com dis genex.com Amy,

'''Amy Bugbee '''29:21
“horror of horror.com and tv.com TV's

'''Shane Bugbee '''29:25
“guide.com And I'm Shane. Evil now.com This is the alphabet. Yeah, and next time it's okay. K, K K K. I can only think of one thing with the K and that's three K's

'''Doug Misicko '''29:43
:Wow, there's always Contin cake. Yeah, pick

'''Shane Bugbee '''29:54
:all right, Amy. Should I start it right away? Well bang in

=Letter K=
'''Unknown Speaker '''00:00
:because it sure has been a long day. But there's

'''Unknown Speaker '''00:06
:still one thing I have to do before I fall asleep.

'''Unknown Speaker '''00:09
:What is that?

'''Unknown Speaker '''00:10
:I have to sing my ABCs so I won't forget them. A B C, D, E, F G, hey, Jai i j k, l m n o p, q r s, t, u v, w x, y and z. Now I know my ABCs Next time won't you sing with me the

'''Unknown Speaker '''00:38
:very nice big bed

'''Unknown Speaker '''00:43
:of you get to sleep

'''Unknown Speaker '''00:45
:last night I know that you can

'''Unknown Speaker '''00:48
:actually be but I don't count. I count their bags of war. Listen. Bah bah black sheep. Have you any? Yes sir. Yes sir. Three bags. One for the master. That's one bag of wool. And one for the Dane. One plus one is two that's two bags of wool. And one for the little girl who lives in the lane. Two plus one is three that three bags of war Baa baa black sheep have you any bird? Yes sir. Yes sir three bags

'''Unknown Speaker '''01:29
:myself about you how do you get to sleep

'''Unknown Speaker '''01:36
:I just look at all the little stars through my window and wonder what?

'''Unknown Speaker '''02:15
:Prairie that was beautiful yes let's all sing

'''Unknown Speaker '''02:28
:tiny bit see which way to

'''Unknown Speaker '''02:41
:tween playing golf

'''Unknown Speaker '''02:58
:well Good night everybody

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:15
:Amy How you doing?

'''Amy Bugbee '''03:17
:I’m doing just fine. am I introducing the show?

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:21
:I hope so.

'''Amy Bugbee '''03:24
:The alphabet show and I'm here with Shane from three ring radio and from dis genex.com

'''Doug Misicko '''03:35
:Not here

'''Amy Bugbee '''03:37
:and the great artists from Midas write to that stock thank you

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:42
:not really from my knees ready really attached himself to something that was already moved and grabbed on to the coattails and somehow he's getting mentioned was such a great book. I still can't figure it out soon

'''Amy Bugbee '''03:52
:to be a great artist for more than just soon to be exactly known just for minus right. And Shane got what? How many websites? No no evil now club. Hey, my icons on fire. Pogo the Clown. Three Ring radio. What else?

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:13
:Pogo the clown.com I don't know what I'll say me if you don't know. Nobody knows. But that's good enough. You know,

'''Amy Bugbee '''04:23
:don't want to overlook any you know,

'''Doug Misicko '''04:24
:check his signature on your emails. I think they're all there. Sometimes. Yeah.

'''Amy Bugbee '''04:31
:And then I do TV is God and the horror of horror or horror of horror.

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:38
:We better get the horror of horror. Some prick out there tonight probably listening they're gonna get your fucking us your fucking us

'''Amy Bugbee '''04:45
:alphabet show and today's letters what?

'''Doug Misicko '''04:48
:By the letter K?

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:49
:I think it's k. That was three Ks, K, K K.

'''Doug Misicko '''04:53
:We're all three here and we're all three on K K K.

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:56
:K K and you know we played some chahti rebel, but now we have an excuse to play caging Klu Klux Klan if we wanted to excellent Do you have any k songs and Avi?

'''Amy Bugbee '''05:09
:I got karma to burn, but I think we could hear some. Some more Johnny ribelle

'''Doug Misicko '''05:16
:more of the trip. Okay. Yeah. What about Special K? Isn't that ketamine? Isn't that better veterinarian drug? I thought it's like a veterinarian anesthesia.

'''Shane Bugbee '''05:26
:Well, that's just PCP that they've just renamed it. That's all PCP is,

'''Amy Bugbee '''05:30
:like a new version. Like they have Prozac and then they have Zoloft. You know, it's probably the similar

'''Shane Bugbee '''05:35
:Yeah, it's just got to be PCP because that's what PCP is is an animal tranquilizer?

'''Doug Misicko '''05:41
:I’m pretty special. Okay,

'''Shane Bugbee '''05:43
:I love peas. I don't know. I've never done like I said, I'm an old man. But I like PCP. PCP is for me. Okay, I stay away from it though. It's so deadly. It'll fuck you up making it really schizophrenic bad.

'''Doug Misicko '''05:57
:Oh, that's that's where I think it's the police legends. A guy who gets

'''Shane Bugbee '''06:02
:bites the bumper leaves his teeth barking it

'''Doug Misicko '''06:05
:gets shot five times and runs out a guy and rips his hat off his bare hands. Was there a PCP?

'''Shane Bugbee '''06:10
:I have a good PCP story it was funny I remember I smoked pick PCP for like three weeks in a row. Oh man did the first time was like heaven I thought it was in heaven. Snowflakes are trailing floating around this car. We're doing donuts in this in this court,

'''Unknown Speaker '''06:29
:you know Gee, I see this this well directed scene with little snowflakes and a car going around in circles and some like some I don't know some suburban Yeah. So easy listening to and playing and slugging or smiling

'''Shane Bugbee '''06:42
:something like fucking eyes, the eyes board or something like that, you know, crazy train or something naughty, and maybe not. It couldn't have been that because

'''Amy Bugbee '''06:49
:it carefully guys with their eyes like wide open just to

'''Shane Bugbee '''06:54
:go up to get beer. He's driving around. I'm freaking out. And I remember smoking like three weeks. And I know there was a big right everyone know, PCP was in town. So everyone was on it. And we're gonna go into this beer party. And we pull up and there's a huge riot going on. And, you know, I think we're all getting scared and we're starting to walk up to it and see this big riot breakout. Next thing I know I'm holding hands with the guy next to me we're walking up there real scared. And you know, there's my PC.

'''Amy Bugbee '''07:26
:Are you walking up to a riot? Shouldn't you be walking away?

'''Shane Bugbee '''07:30
:I think I feel like it was our duty to not we couldn't run away. I think it was we were walking towards it. We were walking right into the eye of the storm. I don't know why I guess because I was on PCB.

'''Doug Misicko '''07:41
:I guess the real scary power this guy we're holding hands. Yes. Yeah. Well, it's a horror horror story.

'''Shane Bugbee '''07:47
:That was the horror story. Because I remember we weren't so high that we didn't go you know, like I know some we look at each other's hands go. Oh, it didn't scare us the right didn't scares as much as the holding hands. You're right. There you go. There's my humiliating story

'''Doug Misicko '''08:02
:for K. Well, I was PCP. Similar different to crystal meth.

'''Shane Bugbee '''08:07
:Oh, math is an upper math is fucking make. You know, when I was on crystal meth. It's horrible. I met all these drug users. But I went to see a psychotherapist one time and he asked me the list of drugs I've done. And I'm like, yes, yes, yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. And he looked at me like, you know, it's over for you. Forget it. I cannot forget it. You are done. It's over for your brain. I was like, you know, I can see the look in his eyes. You know, like, it's, I don't think I can do anything for you. But recommended institution.

'''Doug Misicko '''08:35
:I thought PCP was an

'''Amy Bugbee '''08:36
:upper. No, no, no, no, like a hallucinate.

'''Shane Bugbee '''08:39
:It's a mind altering thing. So if you get someone someone gets mad at you, you know if you're mad at them, I can see the police saying I shot him five times because you'll have an extra adrenaline. Okay, but it's a downer. It's a tranquilizer. As you say it animal tranquilizer. Okay, Crystal Meth is an upper like the highest upper you can get like I thought of stringing Mike Diana's intestines throughout my house. A violent upper. Amy enjoyed it. I think she did. Maybe she didn't ever do it. It's up to her. It was fun. She enjoys uppers though because Amy's a mellow kind of person in real life. So I think that's why she enjoys you know, uppers. Me I enjoy downers because I'm so amped I need something to fucking you know, relax me. It's just sort of a natural you know, you're in chemical imbalance or you're really your food. What you ingest makes you have this imbalance and so I'm naturally attracted to downers because I'm trying to do your opposite Yeah, I'm an AMI is attracted to uppers. So it's wild between us. It's funny, she's she's down with the crystal meth. She's like, God do that shit again. I'm like, fucking never I was so up. I will kill.

'''Doug Misicko '''09:49
:I remember you told me once we drove to Indiana, from Chicago. We're on the way back and you told me never to touch crystal meth because you were positive a murder somebody

'''Shane Bugbee '''10:00
:Yeah, I'm positive I almost murdered someone and I know that thought passed through my mind. And I was clicking up and I was like, oh, and I don't know what you know just something that I had that one piece I've been cowed up enough where I'm so tamed and I can't kill you know it's it's not in me I don't think.

'''Doug Misicko '''10:19
:I don't know I think about I think about murder a lot

'''Shane Bugbee '''10:21
:Amy tell us your crystal meth story. Which one I don't know you were saying how nice it was before Duggan or rupt but it's not murder it's que Conte for Kill Kill HiLine killing with an AI n not n ing. Tell us your crystal meth lover story. We're gonna spell crystal with K today.

'''Amy Bugbee '''10:39
:Um, I feel I've had fun on it a number of times, you know,

'''Shane Bugbee '''10:44
:but driving home from Austin on it.

'''Amy Bugbee '''10:46
:Yeah, that was funny. We were driving me Shane and Mike Diana and Mike was driving. Because we had to get back to Chicago really fast. We were on TV. We were driving along the Mississippi river bank, and it was super foggy. You couldn't see five feet in front of you. And we were on this road that went like every second you had to turn the wheel turn, turn turn the wheel. And Mike was driving and he was doing 95 on this pitch black road that you couldn't see five feet in front of you. And you had to turn the wheel every second you were driving. I thought we were gone. Or as for sure. But we survived and made it and they were on the TV.

'''Shane Bugbee '''11:31
:And now I did say you would kill on crystal meth kill and K ABC show.

'''Doug Misicko '''11:37
:Right? I think I would. I don't know. I think about I think about killing a lot. And that's why I don't like to lose control. I don't like to take too many drugs.

'''Shane Bugbee '''11:48
:That's what I said earlier. I think when we were talking about addictions, or maybe we were on the couch or we weren't on the radio. But I did tell you I think you don't see it when we're in there. We're watching Saturday matinee. I said I don't think you I think you stay away from drugs and alcohol because you know you'd fuck you you'd lose it.

'''Doug Misicko '''12:05
:I might know might

'''Shane Bugbee '''12:06
:I think so. We gotta close scary yourself.

'''Doug Misicko '''12:08
:Sometimes you're afraid of yourself.

'''Shane Bugbee '''12:12
:Admit it. You have personnel. I

'''Doug Misicko '''12:13
:remember one time I was just at a I was just in Tennessee visiting Joel. And for we were walking around at night, Paul. Yeah,

'''Shane Bugbee '''12:21
:there comes the hall. Joe. That comes the whole Joe. Oh, here comes

'''Doug Misicko '''12:28
:we're walking around this jewel. Here's the cemetery and there was all this open space and there's these big piles of hay. And all I could think about was murdering somebody out. Did you ever it's just something about the whole atmosphere just screamed for murder.

'''Shane Bugbee '''12:42
:Did you ever think about Joel's Hall?

'''Doug Misicko '''12:44
:No, I never thought about it.

'''Shane Bugbee '''12:48
:I can get old Joe.

'''Amy Bugbee '''12:50
:If you were gonna kill someone, how would you do it?

'''Doug Misicko '''12:53
:Well, it depends on how hypothetical Are we are we talking like no law? Are we talking like just what I'd want to do or what I could know.

'''Shane Bugbee '''13:03
:Right now what would you do you think would be the

'''Amy Bugbee '''13:05
:most enjoyable doing something

'''Unknown Speaker '''13:07
:with my bare hands is bludgeoning somebody until they're just a flesh sack you know, just to the bones are fucking crushed and they're just a wide of skin and you know, crushed bone. It's a good

'''Amy Bugbee '''13:19
:Yeah, I think that's bludgeoning is definitely the way to go. Yeah,

'''Shane Bugbee '''13:22
:but there's laws you're saying Did she say most fun that's what you do.

'''Doug Misicko '''13:27
:Well, most fun that's what I do. In respect to the law I would use poison Yeah.

'''Shane Bugbee '''13:35
:And I would enjoy poison kill anyone I think about killing myself and I think poison would be it wouldn't be so bad because they'd have you know if you know they have to choke.

'''Doug Misicko '''13:45
:Oh, no poison, poison can be the worst way to go. It might not be the most gratifying because you don't get to crush somebody under your own hand.

'''Shane Bugbee '''13:53
:I don't know if I want to touch them. They're so disgusting to me. It's true. I don't want Why do I want to touch someone I hate so bad. I don't I mean, I don't I you know, I wouldn't want to touch him.

'''Doug Misicko '''14:04
:But a lot of poisons are easy to manufacture hard to detect. You know, they talk all about rice and now is a terrible tool. But inside

'''Shane Bugbee '''14:12
:and North South Carolina. Their their their Bush their state Bush is a leaf that's poison and if you dried it out and made it duty it we could kill you with no trace. That's what they tell us on the tour. What tour? We went, we got married. We got married in South Carolina and

'''Unknown Speaker '''14:30
:Oh, okay.

'''Amy Bugbee '''14:33
:We went on a tour with a guy dressed like a Civil War soldier and a horse drew the carriage you know?

'''Unknown Speaker '''14:40
:Oh, that's cool. Racing comes from just from Castor beans. It's not hard. It's like you know, it's a it's a castor bean oil, but it'll kill you. Well,

'''Amy Bugbee '''14:52
:where do you pick it up at?

'''Doug Misicko '''14:54
:You can buy a castor bean plant and you can make your own rice and

'''Shane Bugbee '''14:57
:then what do you do with rice and beans? Rice and

'''Doug Misicko '''15:00
:you put it in some ways food or you make content it's one of the it's one of the most potent poisons What do you do with it Doug? I don't do anything with it tell

'''Shane Bugbee '''15:07
:us again how you put it in food.

'''Doug Misicko '''15:10
:People people could do that. And you know people talk about arsenic but the problem with arsenic is it's it's a hard measurement you give somebody too much they'll just puke it out. You give somebody too little well it won't kill them either gotta strike a happy medium with arsenic and started to do to prolong death and it's stupid. Because you can give people carcinogenic and they die. coroner says it's cancer you know, I think there's a lot more poisoning going on and people like to acknowledge you know, oh yeah, I think it happens a lot

'''Amy Bugbee '''15:41
:if it's a slow poison it's perfectly okay or

'''Shane Bugbee '''15:45
:basically I think Amy has been trying to kill me through poisoning plenty. And I think the times I go to the hospital I think there's something going on

'''Doug Misicko '''15:52
:oh my god told me about that.

'''Shane Bugbee '''15:53
:I've told people to check into it.

'''Amy Bugbee '''15:57
:Oh really? Yes. Watch back

'''Shane Bugbee '''16:03
:well, well you can is character flaw with a K now that's a C

'''Doug Misicko '''16:10
:that's fine. But botulinum spores you can make put your own botulism people's food. There's Klebold from Columbine.

'''Shane Bugbee '''16:20
:Columbine?

'''Doug Misicko '''16:21
:I don't even know which one Klebold was though. I don't I'm not very Columbine savvy. Klebold which one was he? Was he the one with the longer hair? No,

'''Shane Bugbee '''16:30
:they really were like married and they became one, didn't they?

'''Doug Misicko '''16:33
:I guess so. I know what they look like just like one

'''Shane Bugbee '''16:36
:entity doesn't really matter which is which? Without one you don't have the other.

'''Doug Misicko '''16:42
:That's true. They probably neither of them probably would have killed without the other.

'''Shane Bugbee '''16:46
:Yeah, out of the two I have. I think Amy's favorite is clay bald.

'''Amy Bugbee '''16:51
:Yeah, he's my favorite. Why? I don't know. There's just something so nice about him. You know, it looks like such a nice person.

'''Shane Bugbee '''16:59
:Okay. Okay.

'''Unknown Speaker '''17:02
:Okay, I get it. Yeah, I

'''Shane Bugbee '''17:04
:can't figure out I don't think either of them are my favorite. I think I just look at them as one unit. One efficient killing machine.

'''Doug Misicko '''17:11
:You're looking at their unit.

'''Shane Bugbee '''17:13
:I look at them as a

'''Doug Misicko '''17:15
:unit. Alright. So Weren't we talking about kiddie porn earlier?

'''Shane Bugbee '''17:21
:No. We were talking about the Klu Klux Klan. Okay. Amy was talking about cakes during the you know, we're off there for K

'''Amy Bugbee '''17:30
:I was just mentioning it was a K word.

'''Shane Bugbee '''17:32
:I think you said fucking kill the cakes.

'''Doug Misicko '''17:35
:What does coke mean to you? Amy?

'''Shane Bugbee '''17:39
:Go fly cake. Yeah, exactly.

'''Doug Misicko '''17:41
:Katie's tennis shoes.

'''Amy Bugbee '''17:44
:Yes. Just do it

'''Doug Misicko '''17:50
:I don't have any good kk k stories. I know. I gotta say I've never met anybody in the kk k.

'''Shane Bugbee '''17:55
:We just the other night had a gentleman. A friend of mine. Maybe even though I'm getting worried he's gonna end up killing me. Friend of mine came over Andy.

'''Doug Misicko '''18:07
:Isn't that a good friend?

'''Shane Bugbee '''18:08
:He's in the Klu Klux Klan. That's gonna kill me. I guess so as long as you let me live through my miserable life that might be a good friend.

'''Amy Bugbee '''18:17
:And his wife for over? They're both active members in the clan. Yeah, and they

'''Shane Bugbee '''18:21
:were cool. We watched what do we watch with them? We're watching the movies or do we just hang out? And watch bumfights? Oh, that's right here we went it bumfights and they discussed it or the wife looked disgusted by it but they weren't you know he's our you know Andy was a good guy he was listen I'm talking past tense was a good guy. He wasn't into all this religious shit at least in the client seems that you know Christians in the clan I part ways with a lot of that their beliefs you know, Jesus Christ.

'''Doug Misicko '''18:50
:What the fuck do they do anymore? Um, what's the clan do?

'''Shane Bugbee '''18:54
:What does any group do? What does any any group matter? Really? What does it matter to really anyone who's not living for themselves and going at their own personal goals is a waste of fucking time and breath. Any groups that's from the ACLU to pee to the fucking voting? All that shit is a waste of fucking time and air and space. shouldn't be doing anything but trying to get your fucking shit together and be able to survive with all the shit hitting the fan even with George Bush. You know? Most people I know can't even escape this fucking country.

'''Doug Misicko '''19:26
:I tried fucking tried.

'''Shane Bugbee '''19:29
:Why can't you get over you could have got over there.

'''Doug Misicko '''19:31
:I was there I guess you can't get a job over there now. Oh,

'''Shane Bugbee '''19:35
:I could get a job over there though. See? That's a good thing about being me. Sorry software. I get over 30 Fucking I'll be over there bed.

'''Doug Misicko '''19:42
:I was I couldn't even apply.

'''Shane Bugbee '''19:44
:I got enough friends over there. I'd get over there in a second. Yeah, I don't have any friends over there. Tried to talk Amy to move into Amsterdam. I don't even have to talk Amy into it though. She's up for anything.

'''Doug Misicko '''19:54
:I say go for it. It's great.

'''Shane Bugbee '''19:57
:I'm thinking about it, man. I'm thinking about getting the fuck I can't handle these kinds of politics carry Bush Skull and Bones bullshit mother fuck this place, man. It's really lame. I mean a lot of the freedoms we have. They don't matter to me. I don't give a fuck about most of them. The freedoms we don't have are the ones I want and that seems to be what has what's going on in Europe. You know, in France I when I spoke with Peter Gilmore, the Church of Satan guy in three ring radio we had spoke about the in France going to France and he said there was blasphemy laws. So that sort of scared me away this other Jumoke emailed me and told me about the blasphemy laws are a lie I don't know who's telling me what I don't really care if I moved to France and not really going to run down the street with a fucking upside down cross yelling killed Christians. I'm gonna give a fuck I don't give a fuck now about Christians or fucking satanist thread Buddhists or anyone I don't really care about fucking jack shit about that. Oh,

'''Doug Misicko '''20:58
:I know recently in France they were talking they were trying to pass a law that nobody could wear any religious apparel at a school. No no turbans? No got in France. No goddamn Jewish little frisbee caps.

'''Shane Bugbee '''21:11
:As long as it's no no. Like smoking in public it's like smoking in restaurants where religious garb all over? It's offensive to me. I want to see that shit and smell your stinky fucking incense as fucking take that shit to your house man and what you're smoking cigarettes and everything else. Smoking in restaurants. I don't like religion in fucking public either.

'''Doug Misicko '''21:33
:God damn right. I would like to slap everybody's fucking turban off their head every goddamn Jewish frisbee off the back of somebody's fucking skull.

'''Shane Bugbee '''21:42
:Rip the crosses off their next. I

'''Doug Misicko '''21:46
:fuckin i right.

'''Amy Bugbee '''21:48
:It's like, the start of school uniforms was to, you know, eliminate the differences between kids. So they've learned better maybe if we did that with everybody.

'''Shane Bugbee '''21:59
:Yeah, exactly. Exactly. There. It should be a little stricter out there.

'''Amy Bugbee '''22:04
:Like, oh, like the cubicle came for cubicle.

'''Shane Bugbee '''22:07
:Hey, isn't that see? Well, today it's okay.

'''Amy Bugbee '''22:10
:It was character flaw worked. Why not cubicle? You're right.

'''Doug Misicko '''22:14
:Got a point cliche theory

'''Amy Bugbee '''22:17
:about cubicles because we had this office where we live before. And we've all everyone who worked there. We were all back to back. You know, I mean, Shane would be back to back. Anyone else would be I'll be back to back. And it would keep I felt it was hindering us from getting stuff done. And I theorized that the cubicle is the reason the cubicle is used is because it makes people more efficient because they can't talk. You know, they'd have the little room around them sort of a cubicle.

'''Shane Bugbee '''22:45
:Yeah, we were both in desperate need of an office just to get the fuck away from each other. I was like, I'd be fucking your fucking type and fucking loud. You know? Jesus Christ. You type in loud.

'''Doug Misicko '''22:57
:No, no, I let go. Somebody's watching the TV and I'm trying to type or anything like that. I started getting busy. Real pissy.

'''Shane Bugbee '''23:05
:What do you say? My turn down the fucking soul? Yeah. All right. All right, clan. What are you good joining you know me and Amy went to the cloud Museum and we got married. You see what kind of wonderful woman I got married. on our honeymoon. She picked she goes pick whatever you want. Pick these three places. These are the places I want to go to beautiful spot South Carolina, Seattle and somewhere in Canada, Toronto,

'''Amy Bugbee '''23:32
:Montreal, Toronto, wherever we'd was legal or something. Yeah, right.

'''Shane Bugbee '''23:35
:So so Amy picks these three great spots and I go you know, and South Carolina is the last place to fly the rubber flag let's go there. So we go there to get married and we go to the clan museum on our honeymoon. And the client guy like I call a newspaper and asked him where it was and they direct gave me his home phone and recall them so we're on my honeymoon and he goes well I'm close but I'm gonna open that place up for you kids. Kids K any k k k Museum and so it takes us that we got out there we meet them down there opens a store and we're letting it was great because I'm buying a bunch of souvenirs cladding is Honey Don't let him cheat you get something free so so Amy goes runs over gets a t shirt the night time is the white time. Tell him what else tell him all the shows the backroom was was like Raiders of the Lost Ark this back room.

'''Amy Bugbee '''24:27
:The guy who ran it his son he's like what a sacred Cyclops

'''Doug Misicko '''24:36
:that's me I'm the sacred Cyclops.

'''Shane Bugbee '''24:38
:talk into the microphone though.

'''Amy Bugbee '''24:41
:From the movie that Klansmen you know what they say. What is that an ordained Cyclops or something? He says

'''Shane Bugbee '''24:47
:Doug is the Cyclops folly yesterday or the other day we're talking I II for AI we're talking about dogs with an eye I'm not a bucket Cyclops I have to realize just one's broken

'''Doug Misicko '''25:05
:so anyways, Raiders of Lost Ark Neph

'''Shane Bugbee '''25:08
:the back room was like Raiders of the Lost Ark when they open that door. It was fucked up. I'm sorry, go ahead.

'''Amy Bugbee '''25:14
:Well, that's alright. You got it. Go ahead. Well, the guy's son gave us a tour and we got there at like 1030 in the morning. And his son's walk around with a cup with one of those like foam things to keep it cold. And it was Jack and Coke. You could smell it on him. It was like, you know 10am

'''Doug Misicko '''25:34
:Yeah, I think their political movement is getting some momentum this year. Oh,

'''Shane Bugbee '''25:38
:with Bush in office. I mean, Bush is the client as fuck and people are just sucking each other's dicks fucking over bush. I hate I gotta hate that guy. Fucking driving me nuts. He's a retired it was a speaking of the client. Yeah, yeah, it was a good Museum. It was it was fun to go on our on our wedding. It was pretty cool. I'm gonna play this lovely clan song by Johnny rebel I think we can actually dedicate this on Amy. What was the Andy's wife's name? Cindy, this is for Andy and Cindy.

'''Unknown Speaker '''26:26
:And oh man.

'''Unknown Speaker '''26:40
:neggers listen now. I'm going to tell you keep from getting towards the when the clan is on the prowl. Stay at home at night and lock your doors a time. Don't go outside or else you find those poses a burden. Now I know you will believe me. So I'm going to to you by the Kagan's because Panasonic G five. I'm warning you when I'm through. You're gonna change your tune. This store is found a nigga. His name was Ilieva he walked into a cafe he thought he'd get a bite. A thought that they would serve him since they passed the civil rights. A waitress told him no. And that he better go he said No ma'am my Uncle Sam say I don't have to go so he sat there in may be and stubborn as a mule no matter what she said he would get up all that's do. He sat there like a jackass said I'm gonna demonstrate. Talk came in here leaving till the hallway just heard and she said I told you. She said if we can treat you right we'll have to treat your phone was in her hands. She gave him one more chance he would go and so she called the pages to close play. When he saw them patients come in leave. I knew it was too late. His eyes popped out his head and his kinky hair got straight. He said oh lousy white folks. I didn't mean a thing. Why did I have to listen to that demonstrated ping. Now niggers understand the tide of pull his hands. He was at the mercy of and cage and Ku Klux Klan. I knew just want to be buy new with two new ones or just say with the Nygard. Now the moral of the story if pain is it in the niggers Mind your business and let us like it better heed my warning and try to understand don't do Doom on the straight around the page and cookbooks plan

'''Shane Bugbee '''29:30
:all right, three ring radio.com Evil now.com horror of horror.com dis genex.com And this is k in the ABCs of well, the alphabet show. Listen next time for

'''Unknown Speaker '''29:55
:LMNOP A tabloid

=Letter L=
'''Unknown Speaker '''00:00
:Oh, h i j k, l m n o p, q r s, N T U V, W X, N Y and Z. I've just said my ABCs now it's your turn. Follow me. A B, C, D E, G, H, i j, k, l m n o p, q r s, n t, v, w x and y and z have had be all our way. Now we learn ABC

'''Unknown Speaker '''00:57
:now

'''Unknown Speaker '''01:03
:see

'''Doug Misicko '''01:19
:all right, Doug. All right. This is the ABCs we're devoting a half hour segment each letter the alphabet.

'''Unknown Speaker '''01:28
:Right now we're on the letter L, which means we're almost halfway through the alphabet and we've had an interesting topic. The local locomotive locomotive correct. We can hear a locomotive in the background

'''Shane Bugbee '''01:43
:here that locomotive it was good. We're broadcasting from beautiful downtown Hammond, Indiana.

'''Amy Bugbee '''01:59
:Home of the most train tracks in the world.

'''Shane Bugbee '''02:02
:And I don't know if that's true. But Amy, I'll throw those facts out there and promote wrong information any chance she gets

'''Amy Bugbee '''02:09
:it's close enough.

'''Doug Misicko '''02:11
:Is that supposed to be true?

'''Amy Bugbee '''02:13
:That's what I hear at least in the United States. Hammond has the most feet or whatever of train track.

'''Doug Misicko '''02:20
:I would have guessed Tennessee because they're like the biggest distribution center in the United States

'''Amy Bugbee '''02:25
:as far as local state Hammonds the city.

'''Doug Misicko '''02:29
:Oh, yeah, right. Right. Right.

'''Shane Bugbee '''02:30
:Amy will fuck you up, man. I know. She pulled a knife and now she's got an attitude. I

'''Doug Misicko '''02:35
:know. She's next to me not you.

'''Shane Bugbee '''02:37
:That's why That's how I like it. When TVs everything got a chance to run that way. Every chance I can get large L I'm living large and I am because my poncho and under my shirt is expensive to get this way. large and in charge. Yeah, I didn't. I didn't get this way. Eating cheap food. Okay.

'''Doug Misicko '''03:01
:Oh, you earned it right?

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:03
:Before I can write if you aren't for our love. Lies Love of minus food. But locomotives. We we live between we live about 1010 feet from I guess we should save this for trains. T T did you give out our websites? I have evil now.com I'm Shane. This is Amy.

'''Amy Bugbee '''03:26
:Oh, I have horror of horror.com and TV is guide.com

'''Doug Misicko '''03:31
:and I'm Doug from the half defunct dis genex.com Yeah, it's

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:35
:just jetix.tumbleweed.com And you know what we're all going to be selling and we should start doing this for the rest of the alphabet telling people we're all going to be selling fuck John Ashcroft shirts on each website. We're going to be selling T shirts through the election.

'''Doug Misicko '''03:54
:What it's a pretty picture right? It's

'''Amy Bugbee '''03:56
:a beautiful design.

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:57
:And then Doug here drew the design you'll be able to see that on the web. When you're hearing this show broadcast you'll hear you'll see these on the on the web evil now.com Three Ring radio.com Horror horror.com TV has got well maybe not TV has got that it says

'''Amy Bugbee '''04:13
:defunct as dis Genex and this jetix.com

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:17
:So go go find the fuck John Ashcroft shirt.

'''Doug Misicko '''04:21
:It's It's sweet. It's a cute image. He's got a crosses in his eyes and he's a rag doll pinned up like Jesus and it says fuck John Ashcroft and nobody can disagree with that sentiment when you wear it. Motherfuckers will know where you're coming from

'''Unknown Speaker '''04:35
:anyone even people will say

'''Doug Misicko '''04:39
:good work. I can see your your thoughtful citizen.

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:42
:And anyone who would be on like the George Bush side would say who's John Ashcroft?

'''Amy Bugbee '''04:46
:Exactly.

'''Doug Misicko '''04:48
:That's right. patriotic. What? Never heard of it.

'''Amy Bugbee '''04:51
:Jesus was a white man.

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:55
:Hey, and that brings up L for losers.

'''Doug Misicko '''04:58
:Right right Jesus You can right up there. George Bush

'''Shane Bugbee '''05:01
:George W. John Ashcroft. Losers losers losers losers l lippie. Losers.

'''Amy Bugbee '''05:07
:Lot of losers a

'''Shane Bugbee '''05:09
:lot of losers L

'''Doug Misicko '''05:12
:A lot of losers like Lollapalooza.

'''Shane Bugbee '''05:15
:He didn't like Lollapalooza.

'''Doug Misicko '''05:18
:I you know, I went to one of them, I think when like the Smashing Pumpkins were with them, which is probably one of the stupidest ones in the early days. But it was it was stupid. I never really liked the Smashing Pumpkins either.

'''Shane Bugbee '''05:33
:I've got a Lollapalooza story. Alright, let's get the first Lollapalooza. Funny. Did it did help out with it. Okay. Yeah. I, they used it, they started. They wanted to do booths there. And I sent in, I did a zine naked aggression in the day. And I sent in the zine and they invited me to do a table. And I did that with rock out censorship, John Woods. And so we toured a good chunk of the Lollapalooza, especially the Midwest, did the booths. And it was a good time. And we helped, we really, we took charge that we got all these people to join up and do the booths. And I did this thing called the underground Press Syndicate at the time, and that was the firt It was when ziens were just happening. And in each town, we'd have someone else come from a zine and distribute ziens there and stuff like that. The coolest thing about it was, we had free we had free reign of Lollapalooza, so we get to pull our cars in and unload them. At these booths, we just bring big coolers of beer and whiskey and stuff and drink them at the tables and get donations. You know, it's funny, I never thought of getting a donation, we put an empty cup out there. And we're giving away stuff for free. And I'm stealing flyers from Kinkos and shit and just making it happen. And we put a cup out there. And people start putting dollar bills in it like crazy. And all of a sudden the cups full of dollar bills. And we're like, Holy fuck, this is great. You know, so we're putting in our pockets, and we got a good, you know, two 300 bucks the first day out of donations, just people walking by. And all we would do is in every area, we'd call up all the alternative papers and ziens and they just drop off a bunch of resumes and we just stand there and hand out their

'''Doug Misicko '''07:16
:their stuff, right Cami,

'''Shane Bugbee '''07:18
:you know, Nazi we didn't give a shit. And so we had people throwing stuff back at us, you know, Nazi magazines, fuck, you know, like, I go get magazines from the Klan and Nazis or the gay papers or, you know, every single thing you could think of when we were handing it out. And we got refused and resist involved in Lollapalooza. And the thing, the reason I never did two or three, I sort of quit after the number, the first one, when they called me to do number two, I didn't help them out with that. But that because refusal resist was, was invited. And they refused and resisted every single rule. And Lollapalooza was mad and wanted to kick them off the tour. And we're all like, what do you expect when you invite refuse and resist? They refuse and resist? You know, they're like, Fuck your rules. Fuck this. They were all great. You know, they were hostile people, but they were cool people unless you started laying down a lot of rules. They just weren't rule kind of people.

'''Doug Misicko '''08:13
:But you said you got people to help out at the tables. You just get people to do the work for you to

'''Shane Bugbee '''08:20
:win in certain two cities. I couldn't afford to travel so we just let other people take it over. Oh, we did the Midwest but do what work. It was fun. We just hung out and did that shit like oh, you know how I got on the Lollapalooza was ministry Ministry had taken a liking to liking L to naked aggression. I was doing a zine back in the day before the home computer explosion. So we'd literally like break into offices to use the computers and use photocopy machines and stuff. And ministry took a liking to naked aggression. This guy that owns a star 99 floor Mickey Levine L. And his brother Ted Levine, the guy who starred in Silence of the Lambs. Well, Mickey took a liking to me and my zine and that introduced me to like people in ministry and they took they actually like Al Jourgensen. And these guys carried magazines onto their bus parked in front of the thing and put them on there and handed them out on some of their tours. So they gave them out to the right people. And I started getting attention from the right people.

'''Doug Misicko '''09:20
:That sounds like the good Lollapalooza I went to a shitty while Dude, it was

'''Shane Bugbee '''09:23
:the one where they had that one display with the flag where you had to walk on the flag to sign a book at every stop on the tour, man, someone got their face busted open, there'd be a guy standing there and you step on the flag and it was like a line it was funny. There was a line of fucking guys with shirts off you know, bait you know, football guys jock mentality, guys, and there'd be a line of fucking other people, you know, like my kind of people and they'd stand in line walk on the flag to sign the book and some guide fucking hit him back. You know, they'd fight and there'd be blood drips off from this flag. It was beautiful. It was so fucking cool, because people would fistfight over this display and It's all fucking day, like every 15 minutes on the hour, it was like every 15 minutes on the 15 minute it was like, bam and other fight by that flag fucking display. And then by the end of the show, there was just drips of blood leading away from this flag. So the really the end result, there are some photos of that. I'm sure they're out there somewhere. I saw people taking pictures of it. The end result was this nice drip of blood. And it was really like that fights all the time. But that display was cool.

'''Amy Bugbee '''10:26
:Was that the first level? Yeah, Jane's Addiction. Yeah,

'''Shane Bugbee '''10:29
:yeah. And iced tea and all that stuff. And it wasn't ministry number two.

'''Amy Bugbee '''10:34
:Yeah. And iced tea couldn't play cop killer because all of a sudden, like four years after this CD came out, it was a big deal. And so every other band on that show to play saying, Yeah,

'''Shane Bugbee '''10:46
:Pearl Jam, Soundgarden. They all did. Everyone did a version of cop killer. But

'''Doug Misicko '''10:51
:that's all right. Oh,

'''Shane Bugbee '''10:52
:it was great. Because this rise to copula. You have to love that song. You have to, I guess unless you're a cop.

'''Doug Misicko '''11:00
:I think there's a lot of Palooza this year.

'''Amy Bugbee '''11:04
:It's so super commercial now, though.

'''Shane Bugbee '''11:07
:Oh, yeah. You know what Lollapalooza this year got canceled. Oh, no. One bought tickets rule just got cancelled? Yeah.

'''Doug Misicko '''11:14
:That's embarrassing. I think it was Jay. I think Jane's Addiction was coming back to and playing with him and everything else. The old farts are coming back even if Guns and Roses not well, not goes and Rose Velvet Revolver or whatever.

'''Shane Bugbee '''11:26
:That's always a it's usually a bad thing. Ministry. Skinny puppy. You want to talk about old timers coming back? Just getting puppies coming back. You like them. So they're not old timers, but they are 20 years in the making or something like that they belong. They're eligible almost for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame at this point.

'''Doug Misicko '''11:42
:It's true. First out was like 84, I think was 8284 Skinny puppy.

'''Amy Bugbee '''11:48
:Oh, yeah. They when they played assimilate. When we saw him, they said, we recorded this song. 20 years ago, I mean, skinny

'''Shane Bugbee '''11:55
:puppies eligible for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. And you don't look at him like that, because they still somewhat do some cutting edge stuff. And they're still hit, but you got to think about it. I 15 years later, I'm just hearing getting hip to the shit through Ami. So they're just I'm just understanding their relevance on the whole community. And how they started the trend of Goth, industrial, that whole movement that's going strong now. And it almost seems a shame they play such small venues. They should be in this fucking stadium being worshipped like Metallica. You know, like idol worship, because they're doing some fucking good stuff better than Metallica. Oh, for sure. God, I hate Metallica. I don't mean even compare skinny puppy that, but they sort of deserve that huge recognition that the same recognition that would make you and Amy skinny puppy fans probably hate them. But they sort of deserve that when I see and they deserve some commercial success. Probably no,

'''Unknown Speaker '''12:45
:I've gotten over that whole elitist music thing. You know, I actually want to see people who do good work be recognized for it. There was a time when I thought you know that this is my band. I don't want anybody else to hear it. You know what I mean? Well, then you go through with it. Anybody deserves that? Oh, for

'''Amy Bugbee '''13:02
:sure. For sure. Most of the people at the show when we saw him had never seen him before. It was their first

'''Doug Misicko '''13:08
:12 years. 12 I mean, last time they came through Detroit, I was too young to see him.

'''Amy Bugbee '''13:12
:Exactly. Well, they did two shows in Chicago and one was all ages. So it was all kids who would have never been able to see them before

'''Shane Bugbee '''13:18
:sort of skinny puppy have anything to do with L is it love lost.

'''Doug Misicko '''13:24
:Now we went from Lollapalooza to bands.

'''Shane Bugbee '''13:28
:I'm just kidding. I'm just saying. Amy loves skinny puppy. I know. She absolutely loves them. I've very rarely do I see her have such a good time at a show. So it was really cool to take her to skinny puppy.

'''Doug Misicko '''13:38
:I love lesbians. And that's an owl. Ooh, do

'''Shane Bugbee '''13:40
:I love lesbians and love watching girls kiss even if they're not lesbians just to watch girls kiss? I don't even need porno like blatant porn. Just to watch girls kiss would be very nice for me. That's all but you know what? We're gonna play another al LaVey right? You know your father. Yep.

'''Amy Bugbee '''14:00
:Love A we saw those girls kissing in a horror movie today though. They looked like they hated touching each other.

'''Shane Bugbee '''14:08
:Maybe what song Am I playing here?

'''Amy Bugbee '''14:10
:There's one here lies love. That's Oh, Here

'''Shane Bugbee '''14:13
:Lies Love. Which one is that? Trek 14 on this wonderful Anton LaVey Satan takes a holiday entitled a founder of The Church of Satan. And this this fine recording is put out by reptilian records. You should check out reptilian records.com Chris X is one hell of a guy.

'''Amy Bugbee '''14:35
:Yeah, and so no, um, you only know his name.

'''Shane Bugbee '''14:37
:Yeah, you don't know Chris X. You only know his name. You got it motherfucker. Chris sucks. Oh Fuck yo X stands for cutting the axe in your fucking windpipe and sucking the life out of you. I can't wait to meet them. Excellent Chris X reptilian records.com And this is Anton LaVey. And Here Lies Love. For the l show alphabet L A And we'll come back I mean Amy have a really cool and time of a story. We were the last people to interview so they're

'''Amy Bugbee '''15:07
:the last L

'''Shane Bugbee '''15:09
:yeah the last contract the old man who who tried to be relevant now 25 years later you know I'm talking to you Boyd rice or whoever is telling people that you did the last interview. All right. It's me and Amy and we know better so fans of Boyd rice just relaxed Am I right Amy it's true it's true and we have credit for that so so you losers

'''Unknown Speaker '''15:58
:when melancholy when finale for my tragedy, like very mad for only me while I linger weary NEPA WillowTree right here our romance was started here again we are when I said you free Oh my God everything is blue all the word has shattered

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:in

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:my heart is

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:I can't believe

'''Unknown Speaker '''16:55
:you're gone

'''Unknown Speaker '''17:05
:guys daughter

'''Unknown Speaker '''17:08
:I hear a lot he sounds sad as in mournful Michael is so late

'''Unknown Speaker '''17:33
:last dreams is up

'''Unknown Speaker '''17:41
:to you gave you gave I gave all

'''Unknown Speaker '''17:56
:cry my eyes are dry

'''Unknown Speaker '''18:02
:there's only one thing I only know I can go

'''Unknown Speaker '''18:14
:darling and?

'''Unknown Speaker '''18:57
:I ought to cry my eyes are dry there's only one thing I'm conscious

'''Unknown Speaker '''19:11
:I only know I can go

'''Unknown Speaker '''19:17
:darling

'''Shane Bugbee '''19:36
:Well, that was Nick bogus singing and Anton LaVey. pounded on the libraries. The Calliope L the alphabet show the alphabet of ABCs. The ABCs of the alphabet. We don't really have a solid name for this concept. Dog.

'''Doug Misicko '''19:57
:Yes, this genex.com

'''Shane Bugbee '''19:58
:Correct AMI horrid horrid.com and Shane from evil now.com

'''Amy Bugbee '''20:05
:That's us. Yeah,

'''Shane Bugbee '''20:06
:you should pick up the fuck John Ashcroft shirt we're gonna sell on the websites while you can. It's cool. What else for law? L we have LaVey Anton LaVey. We have good story for that. Yes. What else do we have for Al? Anything else?

'''Doug Misicko '''20:24
:Oh, Ron Hubbard, who? L Ron

'''Shane Bugbee '''20:25
:Hubbard,

'''Doug Misicko '''20:26
:but none of us ever interviewed him? I don't believe

'''Shane Bugbee '''20:29
:no, but what else do we have for Al?

'''Amy Bugbee '''20:33
:LSD?

'''Shane Bugbee '''20:34
:Oh, yeah, let's do we have nine minutes. We got to have to fucking stick an LSD story in there. Well, the way stuff is old with me and Amy. Anyway, we did that we did the last interview with et al. last interview with

'''Amy Bugbee '''20:46
:Anton LaVey. People can read it online if they're interested. Yeah,

'''Shane Bugbee '''20:49
:it's on the Church of Satan website. And you can click that and find out that it is the last interview with Anton LaVey through the church of satan.com website. And you can read that online and we had a hell of a time hanging out with Anton LaVey. We ate double stuffed Korean cookies, Oreo cookies, and drank instant coffee and listened to him listened owl to tickle the ivories in his kitchen in his kitchen. It was real cool and hung out in his room got to see RAS Putin's a chair from Ras Putin's and Crowley's pipe relay and the coffin Susan Atkins. Oh, yeah, man, he had all that shit laid out they'd love a fucking the shit no shit in his parlor parlor. We hung out there and we saw the we saw the mantel like the fireplace the the altar altar, the altar, I'm sorry, the mantel, the altar, whatever, that that Jane Mansfield was bowing down in front of so it's real cool. It's a real cool experience at all. It was really and you know, you'll pick up go to Amy site or my site. And we'll we have stories about that. And, you know, links and whatnot. Yeah, we talked about this a lot. So it's not something we want to do on the oil show. You should just buy our book, Memoirs of a madman and available@amazon.com No, that's not our book. But you know, eventually it'll be there. If Doug has anything to do with it, we're going to be on amazon.com Two or three books faster. He's working on a book about Ami. That'll be out in October.

'''Doug Misicko '''22:33
:Right, right. I'm working on a cure to that we're gonna book for each you just compiling information.

'''Amy Bugbee '''22:39
:Have you ever done LSD? Dog? No, no,

'''Doug Misicko '''22:42
:I worked for the Homeland Security Department. You fucking have to be straight a loser. I have to collect information on you and turn it into John Ashcroft.

'''Amy Bugbee '''22:50
:Asshole. The first time I did LSD. I was a freshman in high school.

'''Shane Bugbee '''22:55
:LSD l Oh, yeah. Did you put lick Tottenville LSD? Okay, forget that.

'''Amy Bugbee '''23:04
:I would say it was liquid, but it wasn't a this friend of mine got this acid for me and a girlfriend of mine. And this other girl we knew wasn't going to take it in case anything bad happened because she had taken it before. So this guy takes us to his friend's house and Hammond and this house was so scary and it was in such a bad name. So

'''Shane Bugbee '''23:26
:in Hammond in Hammond, Sudan lived in Calumet City at the time. Right? Right. So it was over now, but

'''Amy Bugbee '''23:31
:yet I lived on the Illinois side of the border. And Hammond is just across on the Indiana side. And it was people from Calumet City in Illinois thought ill Hammond. So anyway, and they were right. Yeah. So we ended up with this weird little house. These people who had sold us the acid and they were friends of this, this guy knew. And we're hanging out with them. And it was like a couple of couples and they were real freaky, hippie looking people. And this girl came in and she was like, all freaking out. And she was showing the other girl she had blood on her knife. And I guess the two girls were prostitutes. And this guy had attack. slots, the guy had attacked this girl one of her jobs. And so she stabbed up and then got out of the car and ran over to these people's house. And so all this drama is going on the lady, the couple whose house it was the guy comes up to me and my girlfriend and we're both tripping. And he starts knocking on his leg and it sounds like I work freaking out because we're tripping our brains out. And we're like, oh my God, what's going on? And the guy's like, look at my leg and he had a wooden leg and he was knocking on it for us. We were totally free.

'''Shane Bugbee '''24:43
:Oh, that's fucking awesome.

'''Doug Misicko '''24:45
:Did you peek through the knothole and his wooden leg?

'''Amy Bugbee '''24:47
:No, no, I didn't see a knothole but it was quite an evening and lascivious.

'''Doug Misicko '''24:53
:That doesn't sound like the time to be high. l lewd No,

'''Amy Bugbee '''24:57
:it was really scary. And then all of those people threw us out out because the girl who had just stabbed the guy was freaking out. So this other couple was like, Oh, we live in the back house, come come back to our house. And we go in their house and it's not a house. It's a garage, like a one car garage. But they've built this little plywood floor. And they have this twin bed in the corner. And this like really likes cricket couch on the other wall. And then they just had this weird like shower with like a plastic bag, you know, like with no drainage. Like they must have had to go empty the bag after they took a shower. And that was their house. It was freaky

'''Doug Misicko '''25:38
:in somebody's backyard in the other garage. Oh, boy. I

'''Shane Bugbee '''25:42
:can't remember the first time I took acid. I may be that burnt out.

'''Amy Bugbee '''25:48
:Unfortunately, I can't forget. Yeah, right. I

'''Shane Bugbee '''25:51
:wish I could remember the first time I took acid I'm sure it was a beautiful experience. I really like LSD. I liked it. I find my old age and I prefer just mushrooms because it's something more I can control. LSD, you can lose control, you know you can have, you might poop your pants maybe.

'''Doug Misicko '''26:10
:So you have lost control on LSD. You know

'''Shane Bugbee '''26:13
:what you do lose control I did you get more emotional, you can have a bad trip on mushrooms I can cannot see having a bad trip ever. I mean, I am a person who if I could. And when I get older in my retirement, if I made a lot of money I would want to, you know, eat mushrooms every fucking day. Like in my 50s or something if I'm retired, I just chew mushrooms for months on end and be on a fucking beach in Hawaii and chew mushrooms and hang out because it's it's something that it and alters your reality but not so bad that you're not in reality. It's just sort of, you know, it's fun. I don't know you'd giggle at shit that maybe most people wouldn't giggle at but I like mushrooms or LSD. L we have two minutes left.

'''Doug Misicko '''27:02
:I was gonna add though with LSD. This is for the kids. With LSD you're supposed to take in sugar with it. That's why they used to put it on sugar cubes. It opens your capillaries helps the blood flow to your head better. And they say when you get that because sometimes that's what a bad trip is it gets you don't have as much blood going your head and people start tripping tripping out big.

'''Amy Bugbee '''27:25
:No, but you know how you get rid of a bad trip?

'''Doug Misicko '''27:28
:How's that dairy,

'''Amy Bugbee '''27:30
:eat it milkshake? Or you could you know, snort some coke. But that's how you get rid of okay, cocaine will get rid of an acid trip and so will dairy products acid

'''Shane Bugbee '''27:40
:right now I'd give you a try. We give you some of this cocaine we have here and see if it would get rid of your bad trip or a trip. We could do the Serbian experiment if anyone's listening and we have the cocaine we want to do an experiment normally, this is not to ingest drugs. It's true.

'''Doug Misicko '''27:59
:You take one it cancels the other and you say Amy will

'''Unknown Speaker '''28:02
:know Amy will go dear, you're wrong,

'''Shane Bugbee '''28:04
:bro. If Amy cuts a line of cocaine, it's gonna be like a fucking cigar. Amy does not fudge she does not do dainty drugs. That's all I'm saying. She's not the dainty drug user.

'''Doug Misicko '''28:15
:And if you're gonna do it, you might as well do it right.

'''Shane Bugbee '''28:18
:But she'll fucking fuck up a guy. I mean, you know there's there's certain things it's like you don't think holy motherfucker it'd be if you're gonna party with him and be ready. So I'm saying that'd be prepared.

'''Doug Misicko '''28:30
:Ready for the fucking heart attack. We're

'''Shane Bugbee '''28:32
:talking about lines now. Lines. Okay, and I've seen her dump out a whole goddamn thing and put a line on it. Is that it? What the fuck?

'''Amy Bugbee '''28:43
:The first one's the best one. Why not just make the first one to remember the kind

'''Shane Bugbee '''28:47
:of ladies that put you in the grave early. That's it.

'''Doug Misicko '''28:51
:Now this is a lesson to me.

'''Shane Bugbee '''28:53
:You know how to have lady killers. She's a man killer. Heartbreaker. Heartbreaker soul taker. Line maker.

'''Doug Misicko '''29:01
:She's a maniac. Whoa. Well, I

'''Amy Bugbee '''29:05
:like war. I felt like I do drugs and you love lines.

'''Shane Bugbee '''29:09
:lol Oh, I

'''Amy Bugbee '''29:11
:haven't done lines in 20 years.

'''Shane Bugbee '''29:12
:But you have some here to do. Don't you know comment?

'''Amy Bugbee '''29:15
:Oh,

'''Doug Misicko '''29:18
:well, we got to no comment. You can't come.

'''Shane Bugbee '''29:21
:But she's not doing it for the show. That's the good thing. It's only for you know,

'''Doug Misicko '''29:24
:for recreation. Other time not for experimental headaches. She has migraines. It's not for your entertainment you Fox.

'''Shane Bugbee '''29:32
:Yeah, that was it. That was the alphabet show. L M is next week. Shane evil now.com Doug dysgenesis.com Amy Horeb horror.com See you later. Bye. Say goodbye Amy.

'''Doug Misicko '''29:47
:Goodbye. See your for em.

'''Shane Bugbee '''29:52
:Can I start the other one up right away? Yeah. Cool. We shall

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=Letter O=
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=Letter Q=

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'''Unknown Speaker '''00:00
:The Yubo Biggie by Bobo aka J AEC. See Isaac is IC o Soseki. guys I'll see you soon as they decide so So, the idea of arrows are all joined together on the letter D II think

'''Unknown Speaker '''00:28
:Da da da, da di Di Di, di GUAQJJJ J J, J, J, J J J J J J U

'''Unknown Speaker '''01:25
:you

'''Doug Misicko '''01:49
:don't not even sure which what the track is called but it's got a real cool like Calliope type loop, you know?

'''Unknown Speaker '''02:00
:What are you talking about that

'''Unknown Speaker '''02:01
:skinny puppy used to play guinea pig to in the background at some of their shows in one of their songs makes reference to it that he says something about the samurai Doctor dismembering.

'''Amy Bugbee '''02:16
:While it's cool, I'll have to listen to that. Yeah, that was a crazy movie that was really gross. Which one companion to the pig.

'''Shane Bugbee '''02:25
:Okay, what do we do you know what? Who's going to introduce this this segment? This letter sponsored by the letter Q.

'''Amy Bugbee '''02:33
:I'll do Q.

'''Unknown Speaker '''02:34
:Q. What up? It's a Q What up? Hey, wow.

'''Amy Bugbee '''02:38
:You ended up for Q? It's the alphabet show. Or as Doug says the ABCs of Phil. Shane, what are you calling it?

'''Shane Bugbee '''02:50
:I really haven't heard anything that sounds good. At all. It sounds quiere que I have to be honest. I mean,

'''Doug Misicko '''02:56
:nothing is quality. Quite clear what nothing of quality.

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:01
:Exactly. But it's the concept that counts.

'''Amy Bugbee '''03:04
:Every every episode of the show is another letter of the alphabet. And we're at Q so we're more than half I thought

'''Unknown Speaker '''03:11
:this was W so I have some weed. Oh, by all means,

'''Amy Bugbee '''03:16
:and it's Shane bugby. Doug Messner. And me. I'm Amy.

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:23
:I thought this was W for weed.

'''Amy Bugbee '''03:28
:Q for

'''Doug Misicko '''03:30
:Q and so, control No, I

'''Shane Bugbee '''03:32
:like to think of when I think of weed I like to think of quitter. Because weed reminds me to just quit. Why? Why play the game? When there's no fucking possibility of winning? The fucking quitter.

'''Doug Misicko '''03:49
:gotta quit. gotta quit anger

'''Unknown Speaker '''03:53
:to quit refusing the weed.

'''Amy Bugbee '''03:55
:No, no, none for me. Are you quitting? I'm quitting for now.

'''Doug Misicko '''04:03
:Now in the spirit of Jay, when you describe to me what a Jehovah's Witnesses are all about, perhaps somebody can fill me in on what the Quakers are all

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:09
:about. Quakers about sucking and fucking.

'''Doug Misicko '''04:13
:They're like Amish people, aren't they? Except they're not Amish.

'''Amy Bugbee '''04:17
:They're kind of like a cross between Amish and Masonic or something because they have their weird kind of

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:22
:religion. They do a good oatmeal.

'''Amy Bugbee '''04:26
:William Penn. I remember doing a book report on him in third grade.

'''Shane Bugbee '''04:30
:That's fucking P not q.

'''Amy Bugbee '''04:33
:Well, he was a Quaker Penn stations named after him, but I'm not quite sure what he did.

'''Doug Misicko '''04:43
:So Quakers they have secret handshakes?

'''Amy Bugbee '''04:45
:I believe so. And they have funny beards. They've got the Cambo going on.

'''Doug Misicko '''04:51
:But they don't have like the Jewish curls at this on their sideburns. Do they

'''Amy Bugbee '''04:56
:think they're more of the powdered wig people

'''Doug Misicko '''05:00
:Are they queers?

'''Amy Bugbee '''05:04
:I don't know. I think a lot of those secret societies have some weird gay sex rituals going on. Fucking A spell working. I didn't talk about that for pee. The Paris working in Crowley called rally we'll figure Paris working and it was just about him. You know, doing his assistant in the butt.

'''Doug Misicko '''05:31
:Well, you got Queen Latifah

'''Shane Bugbee '''05:34
:cleanly TV. You know what Amy has a good CD to play. There's a lot of two minutes songs. So you want to just play like five of those two minutes songs. Amy? Yeah,

'''Amy Bugbee '''05:43
:that'll be fun. You know,

'''Shane Bugbee '''05:44
:they're like one and a half. I'll just find the shorter songs and go in order. Yeah, that sounds okay. Well, why don't you introduce this first song, we'll do it. And I'll talk about Queen Latif when we come back

'''Amy Bugbee '''05:55
:all right, we'll just say hey, we just got

'''Doug Misicko '''05:59
:Shane and Queen Latifah match made in heaven or something

'''Amy Bugbee '''06:14
:World Peace world peace from the kromaggs from the agent?

'''Unknown Speaker '''06:45
:again?

'''Unknown Speaker '''07:51
:Got

'''Amy Bugbee '''08:01
:it kromaggs And you know I was thinking that the kromaggs are Harry Krishna was the Harry cruiser hardcore mother Q.

'''Doug Misicko '''08:36
:My mother, Harry Krishna hardcore ban. The market is saturated with them.

'''Amy Bugbee '''08:46
:I saw him live one time and they were telling everybody between each song Don't forget to buy our vegetarian cookbook $5 at the table.

'''Unknown Speaker '''08:54
:Amy,

'''Shane Bugbee '''08:55
:can you explain why you're talking about the kromaggs on the letter Q of the letters show or alphabet show or

'''Amy Bugbee '''09:03
:cuz I'm really stretching it and the name of the CD is called the age of quarrel. That's a cue.

'''Shane Bugbee '''09:10
:And it is one of the best Olds old school albums or CDs.

'''Amy Bugbee '''09:15
:Absolutely. It's funny. I always thought these guys were like walking with your mic, dog and talk really holy, you know, because they were Harry Krishnas and stuff. And they were vegetarians, and they live like these clean lives. And I remember they were in Chicago when the or at least the singer was John Joseph. He was in Chicago when the mentors were in town. And he made a trek all the way across town to come and meet the mentors because he loved the mentors. And I thought that was the oddest thing that this holy guy this Harry Krishna would want to meet the mentors.

'''Doug Misicko '''09:51
:Your mom like their album cover.

'''Amy Bugbee '''09:53
:It's true.

'''Unknown Speaker '''09:54
:Cliff or not to

'''Doug Misicko '''09:56
:Cliff. Sure, when you gotta you got Yeah, sometimes you really pumped some air into there too.

'''Shane Bugbee '''10:04
:Well, I wouldn't know. I think Doug is admitting to have a vagina and a penis right now.

'''Doug Misicko '''10:10
:I'm admitting to pumping some air into some vagina.

'''Amy Bugbee '''10:12
:Do you have a cloth? What is it? Are you a hermit for quite? What is the cloth?

'''Doug Misicko '''10:20
:I think it was off is like some type of hair. Do you know something less than 30 is

'''Unknown Speaker '''10:25
:good. Is that the kind of hair to Penn Jillette as does he have a cloth?

'''Amy Bugbee '''10:30
:Because Quakers have a cloth

'''Doug Misicko '''10:33
:or hair slicked back at the sides but really poofy at the top guy

'''Unknown Speaker '''10:37
:that's pendula isn't a cloth. That's Foley, the cue cloth. That's funny. What a funny word. I love funny words like schmuck. And what else do we put Putin? Because your Putin Putin,

'''Doug Misicko '''10:52
:Putin never heard it as your Putin. Sorry. Okay, is

'''Shane Bugbee '''11:00
:your Putin hanging? How's your Putin hanging? Right? Putin is funny smock is funny if you think say smart three times. Do it. Dog smack smack

'''Doug Misicko '''11:09
:smack

'''Shane Bugbee '''11:10
:that doesn't start with Q.

'''Doug Misicko '''11:12
:I don't think so.

'''Amy Bugbee '''11:13
:I always liked Qaddafi. And you know, that's a cue. Yeah, they spell it with a cute

'''Shane Bugbee '''11:19
:dog you should do a fuck Qaddafi shirt.

'''Amy Bugbee '''11:22
:I love Qaddafi he's

'''Doug Misicko '''11:23
:old he's kids don't even know

'''Amy Bugbee '''11:28
:it to a Metallica concert

'''Shane Bugbee '''11:29
:Paris Hilton. I love wearing that shirt because it's so retro. Qaddafi retro retro right it's retro what leaves me with Well, let's well it's retro wore

'''Amy Bugbee '''11:44
:the crucifix have a song about Gaddafi.

'''Doug Misicko '''11:48
:glorifying Him or otherwise

'''Amy Bugbee '''11:50
:saying they're sorry that we bombed that his house and killed his children. I guess they're on his side.

'''Doug Misicko '''12:02
:Maybe ya know a lot about it.

'''Shane Bugbee '''12:06
:Quiet riot. que

'''Doug Misicko '''12:09
:nada. No.

'''Shane Bugbee '''12:11
:You know what I thought when I said Q is a quiet riot. And then I remembered I had a story for quiet, right? It's quite simply there. The reason I dropped out of high school. I remember going to some sort of assembly or something. And they played quiet riot. And it drove me nuts.

'''Doug Misicko '''12:27
:It does it we're gonna ban all heavy metal music.

'''Shane Bugbee '''12:30
:No, it was just quiet riot. It was so clear. It's an odd I drove me like I was embarrassed to be anywhere around there. And it was really clear. And I couldn't handle it. And I ran far away from it. And it was quiet riot pumping through the sound system. In high school that I think drove me it was one of the reasons crucial reasons and that's no joke.

'''Amy Bugbee '''12:52
:I'm surprised you didn't hang yourself in the bathroom. I know. Is that what tonight? No after hearing quiet riot

'''Doug Misicko '''13:00
:night's not over yet.

'''Shane Bugbee '''13:04
:You're surprised I didn't hang myself in the bathroom myself specific.

'''Amy Bugbee '''13:09
:I don't know in school, you go to the bathroom. I would think if you're going to commit suicide, I would think

'''Doug Misicko '''13:15
:Yeah, you never you never skipped class to hang yourself in the bedroom. Like a rite of passage.

'''Amy Bugbee '''13:21
:Somehow I just imagined students being tortured with quiet right running into the school washrooms and committing suicide. Not specifically you I just means

'''Doug Misicko '''13:32
:I might have committed suicide my high school bathroom but my body would have been sodomized and I can can deal with it.

'''Shane Bugbee '''13:39
:You have committed suicide. Because you're right. I think we should play another kromagg So

'''Amy Bugbee '''13:45
:yeah, let's have it

'''Unknown Speaker '''14:05
:Wow

'''Amy Bugbee '''15:37
:Oh, al Qaeda,

'''Shane Bugbee '''15:39
:you got talking to the mic the al Qaeda

'''Amy Bugbee '''15:41
:network, you know, home of angry Hispanics

'''Doug Misicko '''15:45
:are they banned

'''Unknown Speaker '''15:48
:queef qui force dog?

'''Doug Misicko '''15:51
:I'm trying I've been fine.

'''Unknown Speaker '''15:53
:If you go to dis jewish.com Doug has photos of his posi and his dick.

'''Doug Misicko '''16:00
:I'm trying to queef out of either one of them.

'''Unknown Speaker '''16:02
:They call dog the queef Master General

'''Amy Bugbee '''16:07
:that's lucky you know if you're going to be a hermaphrodite you want to just be a hermaphrodite. Rather than have your parents or a physician decide which sex you should be.

'''Doug Misicko '''16:15
:I want to be able to fuck yourself.

'''Shane Bugbee '''16:17
:You think that's what Chuck Schneider meant by the with the song pull the plug.

'''Doug Misicko '''16:26
:Maybe what is that slang for fucking yourself? On the blog?

'''Amy Bugbee '''16:31
:hermaphrodite? Zach says you

'''Unknown Speaker '''16:33
:could you add that? Could you add that to the Urban Dictionary? Please duck that, you know, the guy from death does this great song. Oh, that blog. It gets listed in the urban dictionary is fucking yourself. Ruin ruins his song. He's like Chuck Berry. Or was that guy? Little Richard

'''Shane Bugbee '''16:55
:or whoever else? Barry Hasselhoff? Yeah, right, David?

'''Doug Misicko '''16:59
:He's just a pussy.

'''Shane Bugbee '''17:00
:Is there a q&a that?

'''Amy Bugbee '''17:02
:I didn't realize that was the scientific term for that? What? queef No. pulling the plug when you when hermaphrodites have sex with themselves?

'''Unknown Speaker '''17:12
:You pull a plug.

'''Doug Misicko '''17:15
:It's better than giving yourself a blow job. I'd imagine.

'''Amy Bugbee '''17:19
:queef I've only seen pictures of that. Yeah, me

'''Doug Misicko '''17:24
:too. I sent Shane those pictures to

'''Shane Bugbee '''17:30
:dude, what was wrong with you? I want to know what's wrong with you say? Hey,

'''Doug Misicko '''17:36
:I thought we should interview this guy who can suck his dick and put it on the internet. And you don't want to talk to this man.

'''Shane Bugbee '''17:44
:Doug's admitting that while the things running on tape.

'''Amy Bugbee '''17:46
:I wonder if it's the same guy from the no nothing circus who used to do that?

'''Shane Bugbee '''17:51
:It probably is.

'''Doug Misicko '''17:53
:The guy just goes around the country sucking his own. Does

'''Unknown Speaker '''17:55
:this have to do with a queue?

'''Doug Misicko '''17:57
:I don't. It's we're

'''Unknown Speaker '''18:00
:okay, there you go.

'''Amy Bugbee '''18:04
:I was bummed when that circus stayed at our house because the guy we saw him in the in this little magazine that they sent before they came pictures of him sucking his own deck but then when he was over, he just sat there quietly watching television politely.

'''Doug Misicko '''18:20
:Quietly What did you want from him in your own house?

'''Amy Bugbee '''18:25
:Well, I would have put down a towel quiet for a demonstration Quiet

'''Doug Misicko '''18:33
:quiet some quality and

'''Shane Bugbee '''18:34
:if you come to my house be prepared to serve and our protect.

'''Amy Bugbee '''18:39
:That was crazy.

'''Doug Misicko '''18:41
:I don't sleep belly down. That's right. I wake up I can steal my mud.

'''Unknown Speaker '''18:49
:He's way you know it was after Amy and the B and the B show he told a little story about butter fist at Doug's afraid, likes real afraid.

'''Doug Misicko '''18:58
:We're chesty belt.

'''Amy Bugbee '''19:00
:I do have a pair of rubber gloves unused in my in the rooms.

'''Unknown Speaker '''19:04
:boudoir. Yes. And the boudoir, rubber gloves.

'''Doug Misicko '''19:09
:Rubber gloves in the boudoir.

'''Unknown Speaker '''19:14
:What's next letter R as our ream ream

'''Amy Bugbee '''19:24
:rim job.

'''Doug Misicko '''19:26
:You can't skip ahead. You can't skip ahead. Yeah, that's true. What about Queen

'''Amy Bugbee '''19:30
:Latifah? Shane. You were on Queen Latifah before I don't

'''Shane Bugbee '''19:33
:feel like telling any stories don't know why

'''Amy Bugbee '''19:38
:I guess it's time to take a break

'''Doug Misicko '''19:40
:I'll be getting people aren't going to infer anything from your facial expression

'''Shane Bugbee '''19:44
:I'm getting what so silly and stone I'm getting quiet you know quiet cue this is this. This is what I think

'''Amy Bugbee '''19:51
:quiet sure, but I guess let's play another song. It's quiet.

'''Shane Bugbee '''19:55
:Oh yeah, we will play another song right

'''Doug Misicko '''19:56
:or will that people feel are

'''Shane Bugbee '''20:24
:there. coro age of Korra Amy?

'''Amy Bugbee '''21:35
:Yeah, Doug. Yep.

'''Shane Bugbee '''21:40
:I'm just making sure everyone's awake still. You're not quitters?

'''Amy Bugbee '''21:44
:Right? No quitters here. You've got quality

'''Shane Bugbee '''21:55
:What were we talking about? Quality? That was age coral. Coral que Queen Latifah. I was telling Doug yesterday, Doug had never heard that I was on Queen Latifah. So it's a story fresh in my mind. Sort of fresh, Queen Le t for those. They asked me to go out to the on the show for internet. Bad stuff on the internet, what was in unsavory stuff on the internet? And so I was like, fine, no problem. I would love to get a plug for some of the websites. And it was for a website called Dana Plato. cult.com. I used to have. And so I go out there and find out right after I get some makeup on that. Dana planos Plato's family's there and not wanting to get lynched.

'''Amy Bugbee '''22:56
:And they wanted to confront you, right? Yeah. They

'''Shane Bugbee '''22:59
:wanted to confront me and I, the show wasn't live. And I didn't want to get edited down and I wanted, you know, I knew anything could happen. It was it was in their control. So, boy, this is a this is a hard story to tell. I mean, I feel like talking anymore.

'''Amy Bugbee '''23:23
:You've had it with the queen Latif.

'''Shane Bugbee '''23:25
:Tell Doug this this fucking story. Last night I tie these stories get old

'''Amy Bugbee '''23:30
:quandary about the queen.

'''Shane Bugbee '''23:33
:Yeah, they get old after a while. I've told the story 100 times probably people have already heard it anyway. But they fucking lied to me. And I wanted to leave the show. I didn't want to be on there. I wasn't gonna get stuck on a segment with Dana, Plato's family by myself. And I tried to leave they had these two big black cards that like are from Rikers Island, the prison. They brought me back down to my room and locked me in it. I used my cell phone called 911 got the New York Police Department there. The producer of the show comes down threatens to sue me for $100,000 for the cost of the show that I'm destroying. long and the short of it, I tell him, he's got to he had to pay to get me on the show. And I made him pay out of his pocket like a parking ticket, you know, for lying to me because he said he wouldn't pay. He wouldn't pay. They couldn't pay for me to be on the show. So I said, you know, empty out your pockets. Because I was going to leave and I guess the show would have been ruined and he would look bad. So he paid me the money. We went I went out there was funny. They sent these big black guys to stand around me to take me out there and all these people had heard what happened and had gotten riled up the whole crowd. So they started spitting on at me, but these big black guys were all around me so they were getting hit by the spit. So it's sort of funny. It was black spitting on blacks because the whole crowd was Black was like all these really degenerate people like all on welfare it look like it was just a real smelly fucking crowd.

'''Amy Bugbee '''25:13
:You were on there after the Dana Plato's x in laws or whatever was I after? I think, yeah, you were after. So they were all angered up because you did the segment's separately. You had your own

'''Shane Bugbee '''25:24
:set. Yeah. And they tried to accuse me not wanting to face off with them, which is not true. And we later did live on Court TV, me and Amy, but that I'll tell you about that in a second. So I go out there and they're yelling and screaming about making money and I say what do you know about making money? You're on fucking welfare. Fuck you. Queen Latifah comes out tells me I'm exploiting Dana, Plato's death. And I said no more. The only thing that's different about me and you as you're making hundreds of 1000s of dollars off exploiting Dana, Plato's death off of the show here. I'll be lucky to make a couple $1,000 You know, and I had embarrassed Queen Latif and with the first couple of questions, I saw her turn red, she'd left the show for a little bit and came back on and had said, and you'll see if you ever see a videotape of it, it says she says, uh, you know, This show isn't live. And they edit me down. They blur my face. I don't get to say anything. But it's fun. It looks cool. I've always wanted to be someone like that. So it's like I was on spring or something like, fuck you fuck you was like, and Jimmy Kimmel does this bit every Friday called Unnecessary Censorship. And it's real funny. You got to see I can't describe it. But it was similar like they were blurred my blurring me where it looked like I was probably yelling obscenities. But I was and I was just talking, and they blurred all my answers. And it was an interesting experience. Because we were yelling at each other. I was yelling at Queen Latifah. I was yelling at the crowd. I was telling them, they're on welfare. They smoke crack, and they're losers and quitters. Cue. And at the end of the show, Queen Latifah came up and shook my hand and said, thanks for being on the show. Everything was cool. And I was shocked. They wouldn't she wouldn't take a picture of me with me. And that's the only thing that's the only thing I didn't tell you yesterday dog was what was the only thing I wanted? Was her to take a picture with me. And she wouldn't. What? Why?

'''Doug Misicko '''27:20
:Why did you want that?

'''Shane Bugbee '''27:21
:Um, it because she was she's famous. It's good for PR. I mean, I plan on doing a book stuff like that. So I wanted to document me being on Queen Latifah. And you know, I'd had I've met Oprah, Oprah Winfrey, Winfrey. You know, I've met people like that. And it's nice to have a photo. I have a photo of Jerry Springer. Why? one more photo with Oprah. No, but I would love to have it. See, that's why we're clean the teeth. And now look, she's won an Oscar award or whatever. Yeah, so. So I mean, if I would have that, and there's a reason she wouldn't let me because she was protecting her, her,

'''Doug Misicko '''28:00
:her image investment or whatever image.

'''Shane Bugbee '''28:03
:And so that's, I want it for that for that because I'm in this in this kind of business where I want something that promote some of the things I do and sell. So that's just a way to promote things I do as a person. I've shied away from things like that. Well, I guess I did stand in line and meet Ozzy Osbourne and do but I guess I like meeting famous people want to know, but quality if it was business, but she wouldn't take a photo with me. And that was that. And this is the ABC show. And I'm Shane. Evil now.com That's Doug from dis genex.com Until stage right, that's Amy from horror of horror.com. Look for the fuck John Ashcroft shirt on all those lovely websites and you're gonna get a free one inch pin that says Pope's nose. That comes straight from Amy's Pope's nose tears.

'''Amy Bugbee '''28:54
:You gotta have the Pope's nose.

'''Shane Bugbee '''28:56
:Yeah. And this show is going to be the last for the night. I think you guys want to try to do our I'll take that as a no done. So this is the last show and this was this has been two days now. We've been going through the alphabet, just thrown out letters and the first thing that first things that come to our mind. Boy, it's like 3am So it's pretty late. Yeah, well check out evil now.com Three Ring, three ring radio.com dis genex.com horror of horror.com and TV is god.com and tune in next time for our our

'''Amy Bugbee '''29:39
:hires an exciting letter.

'''Shane Bugbee '''29:43
:Our robot are like a pirate fucking redundant.

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